Girl I had a crush on in college worked as a stripper/massage girl somehow and invited me to come to her place of business and visit. I wouldn't do this, but we were dating somehow also so ok. Her friend was there and they both stripper danced for me naked but I couldn't touch them, though I did anyway. I believe she actually worked at a topless diner believe it or not. You can't choose your crushes.
The the girl I had a crush on wanted to go back to my place to finish the job and her friend said it was against the law to date clients according to the FBI.
I was like, "fucking FBI won't let me do anything, I'm so sick of it!"
I paid them with cash from my wallet, I had something like $160 Paid each about $80. I also had several strange bills, $13 dollar bill, $55 dollar bill with Vance on it in his meme face that's really fat, $3 bill with like a picture of a Wendy's restaurant on it, all very fake looking, the wrong size, color etc.
We broke the law later but the dream ended before the FBI raid.
IRL I dated her twice or so and she was a horrible date so that cured me. She was too dumb to be in college, better OF model than anything though OF wasn't around back then or was it? Maybe not as popular. I remember she made a lot of money at her part time job, that didn't sit well with me, she was all kinds of wrong, not even all that cute either, the Bear brain is dumb sometimes. To be fair, I used to trauma dump a lot back then so I was also a terrible date. She wanted to date again but I 'lost her number'. The fact that she was dumb was the deal breaker.
She also broke one of our dates for a "better offer" but that didn't stop me from dating her at least once more after that. All we did was hug. She kind of made me squirm because of where she worked and the other bulls in her bullpen, so it was never going to happen.
I dated her older sister once too, like 8 years older than me, much cuter too, but the age thing was never going to work. My penis was clearly in charge at the time though it was never going to get a taste of either of them. I did have standards.
