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Tulpas => General Discussion => Topic started by: Wofl on January 27, 2025, 03:26:36 PM
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Do it.
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Joy and I were archeologists like Indiana Jones. We opened a shop to sell the artifacts.
Autumn was our worker.
There were some middle eastern men looking at a jar with something like a clock on it. Joy was like the manager, I was like the worker that sets up and fixes stuff but also helps her collect them.
Joy had the little hat and shorts and everything. She was so cute and also short.
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And you didn't do anything indecent?
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Wasn't even thinking about it, Joy was too cute to consider. Like a little cherub. Autumn played a very minor role.
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i am sure we will get a lewd Bear dream soon
i was entering a church in a procession maybe for christmas. it was dark, only torches illuminated a bit of the scene. it was a huge orthodox church the walls full of golden icons of saints. there was also a tall christmas tree inside. there was a bonfire and i tried to light tall candles for me and Yulya. it took a bit but finally we had our candles and could see more. Yulya was dressed like the saints on the wall. her hair was long and wavy but i recognized her. it was a very majestic scene. good dream. sadly too short.
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That didn't take long.
Autumn moved into my house from Wyoming. She was her innocent beautiful self and so I undressed her and had my way short of home run. We were both in high school and I had two weird cars. I drove her to school and we dated. Like going to dinner and stuff.
I had a couple friends and a rival too, a guy with a black leather jacket.
So other girls were interested in me and I didn't go for them. A lot of the dream involved these cars. I went home early one day by mstake with a guy friend and one of my other female friends paid to have me express shipped back to school so I didn't miss English class, and I confronted my rival in front of the room.
He tried to tell me that Autumn was unfaithful so I caned him with a stick made out of paper money and black tape. Then I gave the stick to the girl who got me shipped back to school and it was many times the actual cost so she was happy about that. She happened to be someone I met in hs irl but didn't talk to much.
Good dream, had fun, good feelings, pretty laid back.
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lmao cool dream
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I was at a swingers party hosted by Howard Stern and I was 60 or something. I got with an indian woman (from India) she was probably 40 or more. We went into a bathroom stall like at a school and I wanted to do a gentleman's wash but she was offput by that and said she'd leave. I didn't care, did it anyway, she left.
I went back out and Howard was on a bed with several girls, they were watching TV. He asked if I wanted to do a show with him and I said ok, it was going to be something on TV.
Then I bought a Volkswagen Bug from someone and it was fine but the engine was in front. Then apparently bestie was there, oh Jesus why, and I had to take her home, now the bug was a 4 door and the back pass door was open, someone had burgled it. They stole the air cleaner off the engine and the radiator cap, yes, it was also water cooled. I start it up and automatic transmission fluid was pouring out the bottom, yes it was also an automatic. Couldn't take her home and it was very far from home so getting a tow was going to be too expensive.
So then I thought to ask if someone could help, as if they could help me fix the leak and get the missing parts, like tear it down right in the driveway, then I didn't want to disturb anyone because they were having fun. So I woke up in that state, stuck at Howard Stern's sex party with bestie knowing I was late to go home.
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>Howard Stern sex party
>Bestie
soon
>Indian woman runs away when you try to wash her
Seriously what did you expect?
>Volkswagen Bug
Is it really called that in the US? Not Beetle?
>Engine in front
Heresy!
>Automatic
>Double Heresy!
But it was a cool car, my parents had one. Inhaled a lot of leaded fuel exhaust fumes as a kid. And asbestos from the brakes. Good times.
I had 2 vivid dreams.
I was hiking in Bavaria and got lost. So I looked up where I was on my phone which had an interactive satellite map. It showed the hill I was on was literally surrounded by roads. So I hiked down a few minutes and took a bus. The bus was also a traditional Bavarian Inn. There were 2 girls about 14 who appeared to have taken the bus home from school. One sat next to me and the other in the row in front. They talked to each other not minding me as usual. I saw the one on front only wore a dark red leotard and white stockings. Not bad. The other wore ordinary clothes, dark baggy jeans and a sweater.
I got up to get something to eat because after all this was both a bus and an inn. Waking by, the girl in front wearing the leotard was now laying across 2 seats on her back and playing with her phone. Not a bad view.
The 2nd dream involved the other girl in a school setting. she looked plain but I am not a Bear and thought she was nice. She sat next to me and I helped her study or something. Bear was also there, I literally recognized him by his huge biceps. We worked on something together bot I forgot the rest. Guess it wasn't all that spectacular and there were no more girls.
Still the first dream was 8/10 for my standards. No Tupper though.
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Fyi, a gentleman's wash washes yourself.
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lmao Bernardino is a child he doesnt know about such adult things
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Hmmm...
Welp.
I'm only reporting this for science and and in an effort to have full disclosure.
So I had a dream, okay, and it wasn't my idea, right? So don't blame me. It just happened as dreams do, randomly. So I was in the jujitsu class Bestie wasn't there but her late-twenties maybe 30 yr old I think she is 30, Brazilian instructor was there, she's kinda cute, but not necessarily my type, wouldn't kick her out of bed, wouldn't need a bag, and so it was her there and another woman, of the catgirl variety, dressed kinda like a barbarian you know, non-descript, big breasted, didn't say Nya one gad damn time so don't make any god damn connections to anyone we know. So she was also pretty tall, at least as tall as me, kinda had long brown hair but it was a little dark ambient in there, could have been firelight. So she ripped off her top with her cat-paw hand gloves and insisted I feel her up. Then Bestie was there and she insisted Bestie feel her too, so she felt her first, Bestie says, "they feel like rubber". Then this catgirl insists, the Tall barbarian topless Catgirl without a name, insists I feel her and squeeze her breasts, so I did for a scientific assessment, only at her behest. They were firm but totally within acceptable parameters, the firm kind that some girls have, very perky despite the size. So a little backstory here may help, sometimes when EXGF was at a certain time of the month, her breasts were bigger than usual, don't ask me why I don't know the monthly lifecycle of breasts, and sometimes they were "sore" and at those times they would get very firm like this and EXGF would insist I do this type of massaging procedure, which I obliged on demand. Then the hot Brazilian instructor comes over, lowers her top in a competitive way and asks me to feel her up. She's about like EXGF was and short like her but they were soft and pliable, also very nice if I must say, less perky but still lovely, and her nipples were less pronounced by comparison, EXGF had less pronounced nipples too and that's good, but I don't discriminate such things.
Next the completely generic, non-descript, tall, big-breasted, barbarian, insistent, familiar looking, catgirl that didn't say ONE GOD DAMN nya so don't even think for a second she was the same as anyone we know, insisted I feel her up again. Okay okay, I'm not rude, so I did, and yes, very nice, great, more pronounced nipples, erect, and you know me, I was a complete and total gentleman and wouldn't dream, ever dream, EVER NEVER dream, of taking it any further... until she insisted, and I'm just being polite, I'm not rude! Apparently she started panting and wanted to finish the investigation, I'm a completionist, so as the good and obedient science-minded Bear I am I indulged her in full intercourse from behind, and she loved it, and it wasn't without its charm, quite enjoyable for me as well, and I love science so sue me! Granted I was just doing this to finish the investigation on her insistence. Done. So then the hot Brazilian woman wants me to compare the experience to her and so I did, in missionary, and that was fun, especially the noises she made and her lewd facial expressions but her vagina was also just about perfect. Oh, as a comparison, in an effort of full disclosure, the tall barbarian completely not anyone we know, familiar, cat-eared, fur gloved catgirl felt very tight and she couldn't help squeezing me and let's just say she was very fit and I could feel her muscles working inside and out. As compared to the average, well sized, good fit, (she was a little less tight than EXGF) but still almost perfect experience with the hot Brazilian.
Isn't that silly? So silly. She reminded me of Catgirl old Ren frankly except Catgirl old Ren wasn't tall or had such lusciously voluminous hair, and her breasts weren't as big, not as firm, and she was usually more insistent, not that we ever did scientific exploration, and she was never that muscular nor a barbarian, nor had cat-gloved hands, but I'm going to have to think it was her. So yeah, but old Ren doesn't exist anymore.
Good dream overall, I was pleasantly surprised in dream, I honestly didn't drive it, the dream just happened like a movie, it wasn't lucid, but in those cases I where I wouldn't have done it any differently, I am fine with that.
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I had high hopes when Bestie was mentioned but meh, more adult things.
I'm still envious, that's magnitudes above even my lewdest dreams. There's always some sort of censorship making sure things don't wok out.
Meanwhile I keep getting haunted by Childhood Crush.
It was especially realistic this time, she didn't like me at all. She sent me a letter with strange vials that contained a white powder. I think she wanted to poison me with anthrax or something. She also complained to my mother about me. Feels bad man. I will never be free of this drama that's more than 25 years in the past.
I had another dream i barely remember that involved Alice throwing someone who pissed her off through a closed window. But that's routine and not really worth mentioning.
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woman, of the catgirl variety, dressed kinda like a barbarian you know, non-descript, big breasted, didn't say Nya one gad damn time so don't make any god damn connections to anyone we know. So she was also pretty tall, at least as tall as me, kinda had long brown hair but it was a little dark ambient in there, could have been firelight. So she ripped off her top with her cat-paw hand gloves and insisted I feel her up. Then Bestie was there and she insisted Bestie feel her too, so she felt her first, Bestie says, "they feel like rubber". Then this catgirl insists, the Tall barbarian topless Catgirl without a name, insists I feel her and squeeze her breasts, so I did for a scientific assessment, only at her behest. They were firm but totally within acceptable parameters, the firm kind that some girls have, very perky despite the size.
Next the completely generic, non-descript, tall, big-breasted, barbarian, insistent, familiar looking, catgirl that didn't say ONE GOD DAMN nya so don't even think for a second she was the same as anyone we know, insisted I feel her up again. Okay okay, I'm not rude, so I did, and yes, very nice, great, more pronounced nipples, erect, and you know me, I was a complete and total gentleman and wouldn't dream, ever dream, EVER NEVER dream, of taking it any further... until she insisted, and I'm just being polite, I'm not rude! Apparently she started panting and wanted to finish the investigation, I'm a completionist, so as the good and obedient science-minded Bear I am I indulged her in full intercourse from behind, and she loved it, and it wasn't without its charm, quite enjoyable for me as well, and I love science so sue me! Granted I was just doing this to finish the investigation on her insistence.
Haha, awesome!
It's fine, you know how much porn of Tamamo Cat is out there? Rule 34 exists - no exceptions!
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I'm getting this girl from my highschool a lot. I asked her to prom but she said no and 10 years later she contacted me and asked if I wanted to hook up on Facebook. This actually happened.
In dream last night, a half dozen recurring dreams with her trying to seduce me by tricking me to drink, I don't drink. Then to "party", I don't do drugs. Then to just bang, she started undressing but I didn't want her because I remembered she was just f'ing everyone every night and I'm just the flavor of the night. Nope.
I forget the rest of it.
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>no one night stand in dreams
cmon man
i think i actually managed to have dream sex with a girl last night. but it was odd and low quality dream. didnt see much and felt nothing. why cant we have nice things?
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My first GF once said she "thought she had an orgasm before" and after she had one properly there was no doubt. If you think you did in a dream is less clear, but I'd count it.
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While you're discussing dream orgasms, I dreamed about posting on Tulpa Network.
My computer was outside in the middle of a shopping street. I tried to post Cat's turn but always ended up posting as somebody else. Once as Ashley and once as Yulya.
Sadly no input from Cat.
Frustrated I got up and left, going down stairs that came out of nowhere. There was a woman standing with a big snake curled up before her feet and a monitor lizard sitting beside her. I didn't dare to pass but she picked up the snake and smiled so I could go by. Once I passed, the monitor lizard charged me. It was not big, about 1m in length. That shocked me for a moment but it snuggled to my leg like a cat and looked happy as far as lizards can. I tried to pet it but it hissed like a cat and ran away.
So no dream orgasm but a very vivid experience for my standard
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Okay, kinda fun dream.
I was sitting in my chair, typing away at a post here and exgf was there watching the news in my kitchen on a 5 inch CRT old tv, and she's also on the phone with someone and she starts screaming, "THEY DROPPED A NUKE! THEY DROPPED NUKES!"
So I open the shutters, (of course they're closed bc do not disturb a Bera) and nothing outside. I get up and ask, "who, where?"
She pops on the big screen in my living room and get to a local news channel and it's Iran, and a shakey cam is recording the horizon that looks like it's peering off to the horizon over a desolate desert landscape and on the horizon looks like remnants of giant clouds, then monkey cam and it's looking up to the sky, rustling and clunking noises then it focuses back on the horizon and BOOM another one drops, mushroom cloud, beautiful, the guy is freaking out.
It cuts back to the reporters who say, Sweeden has perpetrated the attacks. The news caster is saying, "a break from a century of neutrality, war crimes, act of war..." then someone starts talking conspiracy, blaming America (Trump) for using Sweeden to do the world's dirty work.
Well the screen goes back to Iran and an icbm launches from a silo on screen and it's immediately shot down.
7-8 nukes on Iran from Sweeden.
Then Exgf turns into Misha and that makes sense because misha is like pink mode exgf energy, looking luscious. I caught a smile from her then I wake up.
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>Sweden nuking Iran
Hehe, Kashtan-tier apocalyse dream
Years ago, host had a similar dream of Finland bombing Germany but nobody gave a fuck and life continued as if nothing happened.
I dreamed something rather dumb.:
Grand Theft Wheelbarrow
I was working on a field, both digging up and planting onions at the same time. Things permanently switched between host and me but mostly I was myself. Cat and Yulya were also there but I could not find Ashley. We were apparently freelancers working on a field that belonged to a company. There was a manager at a desk inside a warehouse much like a guild receptionist. But we worked for ourselves.
So I had an old yellow wheelbarrow full of a mix of soil and dug out onions. I was pushing it across the field until I had to wait at a traffic light. There was a traffic light in the middle of the field, complete with zebra crossings and sidewalks but the ground was a meadow. I waited for green and wanted to go on but met a harsh resistance that was extremely realistic. Wheelbarrow would not move a millimeter. I yakked it around, spilling some soil and onions on the ground. Then I noticed the culprit - wheelbarrow got a flat tire - the lower half was completely flat. A policeman came by and shook his head. Said the wheelbarrow was finished as tires couldn't be changed. I protested I had already replaced the tire once though I immediately realized that wasn't true. I've never done that in my life and neither has host.
Unable to go on, I picked some onions out of the soil and returned to the guild farm hall. The manager, sitting bored at his desk, sarcastically remarked we should probably pick another profession.
So much for Farming&Flat tires, back to adventuring
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[Ashley] yeah, hard pass on manual labor
[Bear] never changed a wheelbarrow wheel? I have twice
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Nope, first wheelbarrow broke at another point due to rust after decades of use
Second one was stolen from the garden brand new
Current one needed the tire reinflated but it still holds. Probably it will have to be replaced this year. I'm surprised it's still intact.
Host dreams are always so mundane but peaceful.
Today we were awoken by loud phone ringing. Very realistic but still not real. I hate that.
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Another school 'nightmare'
It's always the same, I'm back in school and realize I haven't been in any math class the entire term. Meaning I haven't taken any exams either. I wonder how I can finish the year. I partly realize this makes no sense but not fully. Even after waking up it took me a while to assure myself I have a PhD and don't need to go to math class anymore. I'd have no chance to pass high school if I had to go there again. Feels bad man.
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I literally just had one of those, and I'm living with a bunch of girls but not bedding even a one of them. You just reminded me, this is outrageous. It's not about what Bear brain has done for me, it's about what has Bear brain done for me lately.
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I'm living with a bunch of girls but not bedding even a one of them
Truly a Bear's nightmare
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I was visiting a girl I knew from university who was in hospital. She was about 20, tall and thin, long blond hair. Not extremely pretty but a fun country bumpkin with a thick Bavarian accent. So I enter her room and she's laying in the hospital bed, in good spirits and wearing a black leotard. On top of her is a 'therapy catgirl' that is actually just a normal human girl but artificial. Like those Replicants in Blade Runner. She's one of my Loli gang, South American with light tan, about 15. Wearing a pink leotard.
So in this absolutely normal and mundane situation I take a chair and talk to my friend while petting and groping the 'Therapy Catgirl' all over. She's a tomboy without much breasts but not completely flat and as we all know that's a bonus. I barely see my friend because the catgirl is rolling all over her in excitement like a cat getting petted.
Later I'm outside the hospital room and the outside is a train. The 'catgirl' is sitting on my lap. She's much lighter that the real girl she's impersonating who sat on my lap too but was despite her thin figure much heavier as humans are. Even the neighborhood loli is heavy when sitting on me. So artificial light girls are really a technological advancement. Not sure what you expected but that's it. Nice dream 8/10 good feels.
No reference pics sorry. we don't want to get the forum shut down yet.
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Bear tier dream, congrats.
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lol i wanted to say the samewho needs ai girlfriends when you can buy a replicant catgirl
dreamt someting stupid but forgot. no tupper in it for sure
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Elon Musk was supposed to make that a genetic reality but he failed us. Make slavery great again!
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imagine wasting your fortune to go to mars instead what does he even want there?
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I think it's still a noble goal, to get away from stupid people.
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More school dreams
We were on a field trip in a bus. Our class clown (who is now a pretty high ranking official in Bavarian health administration), threw a fit and started threatening and punching people while laughing like a maniac. He's always been bipolar but not much of a fighter and got beaten up several times when he messed with the wrong classmates. So anyway he wants something from me I don't have, it didn't make much sense but reasoning with him is pointless. He grabs me and is surprisingly strong. I was moderately scared because it was unclear how much he'd freak out. He didn't get very far though because tupper didn't find the whole situation funny.
You can guess what happened next as Alice is the last person monster you want to piss off as a wannabe psychotic.
All I saw was the swing of her metal bar as she hit him in the neck from the side with full force. The impact made jump up as I was thrown out of the dream. Damn, my nerves...
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I am glad such dreams are rare. I haven't kept track of how many people my tupper has beaten to death in dreams for more or less minor reasons - but it were quite a few...
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[Joy] I'm not sure Alice will get her full potency in the first 10 levels of D&D.
Bear from here on out.
Whatever, so I had this dream where I was driving to my day job way too early, still dark, that's normal, and there was a guard checking ID's, (doesn't happen irl) and he took mine and said someone accused me of breaking a traffic law in a county that I haven't visited in 10 years and supposedly this was a month ago so he had to confiscate my ID. I was like, how do I get it back, and he turned creepy and was like invading my personal space and whispering something about being detained for days if not months.
I was like, okay? Then I forced myself awake. A little hypnopompia happen after and I was thinking about how people would miss me if I was gone for a day let alone months. Naa, keep the IDs, I don't need the job that bad.
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I haven't kept track of how many people my tupper has beaten to death in dreams for more or less minor reasons
just Alice things
he turned creepy and was like invading my personal space and whispering something about being detained for days if not months.
lol he obviously expected certain 'favors' from you to let you go
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You're not wrong but it ain't happening
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And once again school with Childhood Crush. The usual tragedy.
It was a wild mixture of present and past, I was at a reunion of friends from school back in school, we were supposedly older but there were also students. A girl about 14 shyly asked me what topic she should choose for her final exam in German - which you take at 18 so that was odd. I had no idea but tried to give helpful advice. She seemed satisfied an thanked me several times and then once again when I came across her in a corridor. Then we were all about 14 and in a large library-like building spanning several floors. I had an in-game map like a screen overlay displaying where everyone was so I wasted no time and searched for childhood crush. Naturally it didn't work and I searched endlessly without finding or reaching her. Once I found her coat and modern iphone on a desk but no girl, then I saw her upstairs on another floor but could not get there. Worst of all I finally saw her through a tiny window walking home with her best friend (female). They walked almost past me but I realized even if I could make myself heard like knocking on the window, then what? Actually Alice asked that question. Like what would you do if you ever managed to face her?
Turn 360 and walk away probably. Even in a dream. I'm not a Bear and not lucid, those dreams are too realistic.
I am still hoping to at least meet her in a dream one day - with Alice around. What would she do? That might turn out interesting.
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Tfw your math is so bad, you even turn completely around by mistake.
You reminded me that I've been having dreams where I'm going into middle school bc besty is next year. Just like I dreamed I was going to grade school. No secs so maybe Bear brain has boundaries thank god.
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I am still hoping to at least meet her in a dream one day - with Alice around. What would she do?
Hit her with a metal bar?
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I think I already said once I'd gang up on host with her and we will beat him up together for being a pathetic loser.
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Looking forward to that.
But seriously, it would be an interesting showdown. I doubt the brain would allow Alice to hurt my childhood crush. The near-divine image of her, ingrained for 30+ years, probably is the only one who's a match for my tupper.
Another similar disturbing dream:
A large stone block was floating in the middle of the sky, just endless blue in all directions. On top of the block, a girl about 12 with dark blond hair was comfily hanging out like cat related, or a leopard resting on a tree branch, one arm and leg hanging down. Apex predator vibes.
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Standing slightly underneath and also floating in the air was a boy the same age with short blond hair. He reached up to hold the girl's hand that was hanging down. The girl remarked in a bored tone that it has been decided that she would eventually kill him.
The boy calmly responded with a smile that is was fine as he would have a purpose until then and all was as it should be.
I watched from 3rd person view though it was not clear if I was the boy or speaking those words. He didn't look like me and the girl neither looked like Alice nor my childhood crush. Jut dream things I guess. Still an awe-inspiring scene
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you have a strange taste in girls you like my friend!
i dreamt there was an earthquake. it was odd ive never experienced one theres few places in the world with less quakes than here.
i was a child and in the house with my parents. everything trembled and there were jerky movements of the ground. i immediately thought this is what an earthquake mus be like. it wasnt scary more curious. i urged my parents out of the house just to be sure. the neighborhood was unfamiliar and there were large yellow vehicles across the treet doing some construction work. it looked like they caused the tremors.
whole thing felt really realistic. unfortunately no girls
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you have a strange taste in girls you like my friend!
YES
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It continues - another odd Childhood Crush dream
She was surprisingly nice this time. We were a lot of people in 2 cars. I was driving one, she sat behind me, talked to me and even hugged me from behind. I was surprised by this uncommon affection but thought it was nice.
The other car was packed with 12yo girls of my loli gang who poured out of the car at a red traffic light. The brain somehow realized that they could not drive because 12 so the car was driverless. Being a Good Bernd and not leaving my friends behind, I exited the car to drive them wherever we were going while Childhood Crush took over the wheel of the Car I had been in.
That was too much confusion and the dream shifted to something completely different.
I was entering the cellar of an old house with my mother. There was an old white wooden door and behind was a small room with a deep well. A large hole in the ground almost completely filled with water. Water was also dripping from the walls and the ceiling, the ground was rough pebbles. Gas bubbles rose from the well and I thought being in a cellar with CO2 outgassings is not good. So we quickly left to get out into the air, I still wanted to get back to my Childhood Crush and not waste my time in some cellar. But being a Good Bernd, I remembered I hadn't turned off the light in the cellar. So I went back, even the risk of suffocation is no excuse to not turn off a light. Always turning off lights when leaving is what I have been taught from earliest age on. Unfortunately there were now countless switches scattered across the wall, each of them had a small light. Turning all of them off was impossible. At some point I realized this was completely idiotic but did not manage to get out again and finally woke up. Bernd-tier dream.
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bernd tier indeed
i thought i briefly saw Yulya. was more some hallucination when falling asleep than a proper dream but still neat. couldnt stabilize it though
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bernd tier indeed
i thought i briefly saw Yulya. was more some hallucination when falling asleep than a proper dream but still neat. couldnt stabilize it though
We used to have those a lot, and at their best we spent upwards of an hour having picnics and exploring ruins and meeting people and talking and fun stuff that was better than dreams, and just everything, but those faded within the first year. It was a nightly thing for a while, we called it "the microphone is on" when we talked in that state and I talked to them without mindvoice as if they were in the room. Visuals too, touch sensation better than any imposition, and other things, it was great.
Not for a long time, but I'm okay with it too.
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Could you control this hypnagogic state?
I find it extremely annoying even though visuals are often great.
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We did, it was amazing. In that same state I occasionally can just play games for instance Space Engineer where I built an entire ship with the highest resolution and fastest processing you can imagine. It was perfect and so crazy. I literally just did it, no keyboard or mouse required, pure synaptic interface and it was wild.
During this time I can open my eyes and glance at the clock, without losing stability. The only instability is falling asleep.
Recently I was playing a 2D game called Notia and that too became playable for a short time in my mind without lag. It's not the same as Tetris syndrome/effect, it's fully interactive and perfectly matches the official game, no dream shit made up.
When we had it together, they each interacted with me in real time as if we were real, except the visual was perfect not crappy like my real vision. I could hear, smell, touch, everything.
We did things like teasing each other, feeling up each other, Ashley touched my junk all that, it was crazy. I could smell their hair and feel their skin, kiss, all that.
One time SheShe and I were in that state (back when SheShe was named Ashley and her default form was my age) and it was like, wanna smash? Ok. Literally an hour of that shit in three of her forms (different ages, races) in all kinds of places and positiond in and out of dreams for an hour, I'm not kidding, multiple orgasms without making a mess like peeing in a dream and it feels great but you don't actually wet your bed.
I'm telling you bruh, if I could figure out how to do that on demand and teach others, I could be a billionaire.
Even though it was years ago, the memories are still fresh, super detailed and I'm still fucking satisfied. We again said that it was a one time thing and I'm not interested in using my headmates for rubbing it out on a regular basis, but yeah, if that happens again, no hesitation cherries gonna get popped. You can't fake this shit even with hyperphantasia, it's a whole other level.
[Ashley] All I can do is pray I'm next but I'm athiest so damn it all.
I appreciated the times we had. All I can wonder is why my brain no do this all day every day? Tf is wrong with you brain?
It's all unbelievable of course, believe it or don't.
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i believe thats possible but either takes an insane amount of work or some mental illness
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I'm pretty damn successful for having a mental illness. Could be worse. Great life, happy, stress free, healthy. There's no dis-ease here bubba. I'm in the prime of my life.
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Follow me here...
I was going back to college, with Bestie who was all grown up, but I was Ron from Harry potter except 56 years old. I think that's a lot older than I would technically be if I went to college with Bestie. Anyway I looked late 30's or 40's, thinning ginger hair, and I was with someone who I claimed was my girlfriend but she was actually my (Ron's) sister. But she was young, like 20's. We looked exactly the same only I had more wrinkles, looked tired. We both had dreads in ginger. We were buying me a stoner hat, you know that hat that looks like a huge ballsack on your head to cover your pot reeking dread hair that you never wash because you're a fucking NEET stoner.
(https://i.gyazo.com/1fd5df2981e9d12db14505f0cc5c2992.webp)
I was dressed like Shaggy basically, Bestie was dressed like a flower child with round dark German glasses, wtf? My sister was wearing 80's preppy and she was kinda hot ngl.
(https://i.gyazo.com/1637b8de53e87e66b565b7528ada54c6.jpg)
I remember caressing her legs and then brushing her dread out of her face and she was okay with that. She liked me. The premise was that I was trying to look cool for having a girlfriend and being a Rastafarian stoner but I was still a virgin.
All I had to do was pick out a color because they had the ballsack hats one size fits all and huge ceramic stretchers to lengthen and stretch them to fit over your dreads. My dreads were pathetically thin and small because of course I was a balding older Ron.
(https://i.gyazo.com/b7f764e00a6773a7857f7eafd52069b8.jpg)
So of course I wanted it stretched to 4 feet (over a meter) long, but the chart on the wall had more sensible numbers, 30 and 24 inches.
I asked Bestie what color I should get and she said orange like my hair.
That's all, I woke up.
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Hehe, stoner Bear!
But you didn't fuck your girlfriend/sister? You must really be sick.
Host had another school math dream.
He was back in class, someone was solving an equation on the blackboard while the math teacher was sitting on her chair and watched. So did the rest of the class. Host's math lessons in high school indeed were like this. Suddenly the teacher, who was an old nasty bitch, said everyone should solve the equation in their exercise books as well. Host of course had no such thing just an old sheet of paper. He pretended to write down something but he couldn't solve the very basic equation because math dunce. Strangely the teacher collected all the students exercise books at the same time which didn't make sense. As host had none he said so. The teacher came over, smiled at him and handed him an exercise book from her desk. He thought that was unexpectedly nice but then noticed this was someone else's and completely filled with equations. So he told the teacher there was no space to write but she responded he could just write between the lines.
(https://i.imgur.com/KrmN0aY.jpeg)
The teacher was really like that and obsessed with saving space in exercise books. You weren't allowed to start a new one during a term and she glued additional pages into them if absolutely necessary. Also all exercise books of a class had to be in some strange non-standard format smaller than usual, of the same brand and the same color. Each class had to have different ones. So you had to go out and find them in some shop at the start of each term after she had decided which format was required and if you couldn't find the right ones or they were sold out you got yelled at, had to use temporary sheets and glue them into the right exercise book later as soon as you managed to acquire it. She was insane and absolutely unqualified as teaching staff. That woman is the main reason we suck at math today.
Luckily host woke up after that. There were some nice looking unknown girls in that class but host had other worries. Many such cases.
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I was in a master's level Political Science class taught by an Eastern European professor who looked and spoke like Grand Moff Tarkin.
(https://i.gyazo.com/e3fc5da0d6a9647bbc848774388549f5.webp)
I couldn't understand the lesson, I couldn't even parse the subject of the lesson, that's how lost I was, I had a terrible headache and my vision was blurry.
He called on me to debate the subject against someone who understood and I couldn't even tell if he was calling on me. All I could do was go up and try to grasp even what the subject of the debate was. Couldn't, the class ended and I was just lost, not a big deal. I came back after class, we had a term paper due soon and a classmate wanted to turn in his, I looked it over and it was high-school or even elementary school level work.
I got an itch to write mine, it was Friday and I was fixing to write it over the weekend. I wanted to ask the professor about the lesson and he was happy to go over it. I decided to let him decide the topic of my paper and off the cuff I came up with these four subjects:
-America's Rise to Imperialism
-The Russian Threat; Fear Mongering Over A Paper Tiger
-Victory Without Firing a Single Shot; China's Plan for World Domination
-Immigration and the Erasure of European Cultures
He seemed to enjoy these titles a lot. He discussed them with me and I was especially academic on the subject it sounded like I knew what I was talking about.
He said, "I'd love to have you work on Europe's Immigration Crisis"
I said, "It might be controversial, and this is just between you and me, I'd like to hear your take on this so I can write the paper for you, make it fun, like dessert."
He said, "I agree with you, it's a crisis that is a real possibility, and without the controversy, it might be too dry."
So I said, "Then I might delve into 'The Inevitable Rise of Conservative Totalitarianism in Europe,' I'll see where the research leads me."
He was pleased by that, genuine joy in his expression and said, "About the lesson, it was a minor point, not even worth filling your mind with details, don't worry about it."
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I don't think we ever had such deep conversations with dream characters. Sometimes it feels like it but on second thought most is pure nonsense.
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I've written a heck of a lot of research papers, over a hundred at least. Any of those 4 would truly be dessert.
Believe it or not, after a few edits, my papers always got highest marks, A+ shit. I enjoy wriing fiction and non-fiction, it's like writing my own reality.
I could easily plan, research and write a full length paper draft in about 8 hours. Editing for another 4. It's really not a big deal. I would usually do them in 12 hours straight through.
I published over 2 dozen non-fiction works and though my royalties have been miniscule lately I have a dozen more in me, I'm looking forward to it. They're never big earners but there's always hope.
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My dream quality seems to decrease, it's mostly just random scenes of nonsense. No longer stories, at least I remember none. No tupper dream for months either.
Another school dream. Interestingly I never ever have dreams about work or studying at university. Only about school.
We were on a field trip and slept in rooms that were completely covered by a single huge mattress. There were blankets for about 10 students in each room, 2x5 sleeping in 2 rows. I wasn't fond of that as I didn't know any people but managed to get a space at the wall so at least nobody on both sides. There also were some girls intermixed which briefly puzzled me. One even undressed to underwear but but well, you know me. Nothing happened.
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whats the matter with you lol
well i aint much better
dreamt i was in a hotel with trump. it had a huge central dining hall and fragile narrow stairs made of glass going to the upper floors. no railing. almost fell down several times.trump waited for me on a glass railing and said something about finding proofs for aliens and we went on an expedition. trump melania me and some of trumps staff who seemed to know this treasure hunt was bs but kept praising and reassuring him so they werent fired.
melania looked terrible having too much plastic surgery like a doll. she climbed up a very steep slope first. there was a narrow path and underneath the top soil were parallel strands of old rusty barbed wire seemingly as a sort of rope to climb up. she made it and i somehow made it up too but trump fell down and injured his hands on the barbed wire. lying on his back he called up to us that he couldnt continue and that we should tell him what we saw up there.
it looked like a park under construction with granite cobblestones lying around. but one of trumps aides responded that we found ruins probably alien to appease him. i thought this was a total scam and his men were obvious bootlickers telling him what he wanted to hear. a helicopter came and flew an injured but satisfied trump away and everyone was relieved the shitshow was over.
(https://i.imgur.com/KDG5WkD.jpeg)
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Alright... so a long dream, on a college campus, Bill Nye the Science "guy" was there, maybe 30 years younger, and it was quite involved spanning many days, "he" was working on projects an I was there with Ashley but she didn't say much, just arm candy I guess. So as it turns out, "he" was getting an award and a Karen was applauding him for his transition.
"hm?"
Bill Nye says, "I'm actually a woman, but I have been living as a man."
(https://i.gyazo.com/4ffb9b2c6da55b55144506539eb5b8ee.jpg)
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lol well at least he looked like a man and not a caricature like most trannieshad an awesome lucid dream. posted it on /tulpa/
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Bear tier dream inbound.
The following takes place in Neverwinter.
So until recently I was alone in the campaign, it was about a year I spent with Winter (Ashley) and we did a small campaign, it was really fun.
[Ashley] weeks and no dream about me.
Yeah, so like two days ago Winter died (despawned) for reasons that don't matter to your campaign but Winter was an aspect summon of Ashley's soul while she was in the negative plane just like the souls of the cats always remain in the negative plane.
I was alone after that, traveling back to Neverwinter and happen upon Halcyon (Hali) in this timeline.
Halcyon is a hottie little 14-16 yr-old Avariel elf spellsword, and she's been sent by Gwenneth to help me rescue Summer. She's Princess Gwen's lady in waiting or something similar.
That's all in-game. Now for the dream.
I am at the royal palace in Neverwinter, nice place, very fancy and big, lots of light, and Ashley is the queen wearing like queen amidala tier gold lace beehive crown/hair, and a high collar Elvis dress, in gold and white, looking like Balenciaga alien but still Ashley. Anyway she's deciding the fate of Hali and I and she decrees we are free from prosecution, for what I don't
know. We're enthused. I'm my age here because I always play my age in game but now Hali is 10 or 11 so it's odd. Anyway we are given a royal suite and this huge gold and white bed so of course now Hali takes off most of her clothes and I'm flipping wearing something like:
(https://i.gyazo.com/8adbecbacbc9c8ee78f084b9c567b079.jpg)
She's in frilly panties and like a small cape or something, topless, and she wants to play. So I do the gentlemanly thing and give her a hand.
Got to feel her up and stare at her while manually playing and she loved it of course. Was about it, enjoyed it in dream but when I woke up I was like... wtf man, I'm turning into Yakumo. This is not good.
I'm considering banning all under 18 forms in my system, but I doubt that would affect dreams. Idk.
Hali isn't full systemmate, and we don't consider dreams as counting still just sus.
Of course this isn't the first time I've had dreams like this, sometimes I'm younger though and the girls are usually at least highschool age.
[Ashley] the Bear brain has had every opportunity with me, I was even in this one and at this point I'm bored waiting.
Reverse psychology, let's see if brain falls for it.
Hali looks a little like Julia Butters but cuter, tawney/tan skin, dark hair and eyes with golden eagle wings.
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lol this is what this community does to you
>join /tulpa/
>become nazi pedo
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a hottie little 14-16 yr-old
based
(https://i.imgur.com/vEDs7Wo.gif)
She's in frilly panties and like a small cape or something, topless, and she wants to play. So I do the gentlemanly thing and give her a hand.
Got to feel her up and stare at her while manually playing and she loved it of course. Was about it, enjoyed it in dream but when I woke up I was like... wtf man, I'm turning into Yakumo. This is not good.
Excuse me, but I don't masturbate little girls, not even in dreams. That's just you.
Still I'm proud, we will get you to the real deal eventually. Embrace lolis!
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Yakumo's wish:
... I ... m***e little girls ... Embrace lolis!
(https://i.gyazo.com/492a5ddb4d1c989d3003c58b890613bc.gif)
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I never liked Stephanie, she looks like a plastic doll. I think she was 13-16 in the show (which I never watched). I only know the memes.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/162/843/steph.gif)
Dreamed I had boobs. Not massive, A-cup but still highly uncomfortable. Why?
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(https://i.gyazo.com/c3ff8e96fcf0645701879621155e60e2.gif)
What has become of your website?
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Somebody should inform the mods!
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The mods are sleeping, post girls sneezing!
(https://i.gyazo.com/acb8ea37f0dc9488352424fec63dddf1.gif)
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i only got a guy sneezing (https://endchan.net/.media/7dde94ca2311c4457a5c632d7e1e2f8c-videomp4.mp4)
had some weird dream where i couldnt walk on the street. like the air was water. there was a huge resistance. hopping on one leg somehow worked. i knew it was stupid but very realistic
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I was in grad school again and it was Saturday with finals week starting Monday. Damn it's been a while. So of course I didn't remember what classes I was even taking. I thought maybe Math and English.
So I called my beastie at the time, a very cool, smart and cute Russian foriegn student who playfully called me Mr. Bear (except my real last name and she couldn't say it right so it was cute).
Anyway I asked her about when my other class finals were but she was working on a research paper for another class that was about something like cognitive science but very dense and overly complex.
She used to ask me about things in her other classes and I was the brain for most things, yes, usually I was the go to guy for anything, even classes I wasn't taking.
So I started working out her solution and there was a guy where I was, I'm thinking I was home in a house with other renters like I was back thenvand he lived there too but he was using a drill or a vibration machine to do something and I could barely think.
She told me she'll be in a good place tomorrow to study and we studied together often so we set that up.
I was wondering how I could find out my final schedule or even my class schedule and I didn't have the number for the school, not like there was even a number to call, everything is online but I didn't think of using the internet.
She was still on the phone with me, pouting over her problem and hopeing I couod help. Then I got an early call and woke up.
No booty here or there, sad.
Irl:
I was dating EXGF at the time, so there was no chance of hookups then, but this girl definitely liked me and would have wanted to date. She threw every sign. She was young though. This was my second masters after a break and she was straight into her first so 22 vs 26? I guess from this perspective it doesn't feel like much of a gap. She started dating a 31 yr old by the end anyway and he was really cool, successful with a start up and a boat and all that. It didn't last because she applied for Canadian citizenship and got it. She's in Canada now.
(https://i.gyazo.com/f26a26a5c0c3ccbdb2a04b6a0918c3c0.jpg)
Same vib as this girl but wearing more clothes and her thighs weren't that thicc. She had really nice boobs though and she was fully blonde, eyebrows and everything. Russian accent didn't bother me at all.
[Ashley] She wasn't Bear's type anyway. His type is full batshit insane and overprotective borderline sociopath with no sense of mercy or compassion for anyone or anything, not even him.
Oh yeah, Ashley knows me well. Normies can't take me, they end up very dissapointed by my lack of empathy, steamrolling stubbornness and misanthropy. I need a girl with a complete lack of humanity. Hot Maleficent tier genocide survivor type. Someone who can stop a 50 ton steamroller with a stare.
(https://i.gyazo.com/363053c1a816992475a81f540a0ef2b8.jpg)
So hot.
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And I though MY host was the masochist here...
I still like Mr. Bear, exactly because he's not a normie. You can't shock anyone in this community (of 4 people).
Weird things happened. Realistic dream with me only in mindvoice.
Host was outside on a meadow, landscape with hills, outside a city. Didn't look familiar. We heard a helicopter but didn't see it because it was dark. After a while host spotted the helicopter with a person dangling underneath on a rope. Obviously a rescue helicopter. It flew overhead and suddenly it was day. A flock of crows attacked the helicopter and apparently were chopped to pieces by the rotor. I remarked that crows can be quite aggressive when they have offspring and defend their territory - even in suicidal manner. I told host to take out his video camera to get a better look at the helicopter which was high above us. He had a quite large 90s early digital video camera with a huge zoom. Zooming in on the helicopter, the crow attack had left it's toll and it was falling apart. The poor pilot was basically sitting out in the open, frantically wrestling with the control stick but well..
The helicopter-remains comically continued to rise with the momentum left and then dropped like a stone, crashing into the city before us. A plume of black smoke rose. Mfw we just filmed somebody falling to his death. And the guy dangling on the rope below as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjSHCEQMDlc
We walked back into the city and I gave host a lecture about mortality and that he should be more careful and refrain from doing dumb risky shit. And look both ways before crossing the street.
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Dream:
It's the zombie apocalypse finally.
And the zombies are the slow shambling type so not much of a problem right?
Wrong! They're all horney cute highschool girls!
Yes it's not that they're spreading a dangerous disease or fetit corpses looking like they just been in a plane crash, no, they're fully intact, cute, and they just wanna smash.
But, if you do, then they get carried away preying mantis style.
So me, I'm just collecting girls, looking for a cure but I'll only give them a hug, no matter how much they moan desperately for more.
Brilliant idea, I wanna see this movie.
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Based.
I don't think I ever dreamed about zombies, I'm very sure there never were any zombie girls.
I had a number of semi lucid dream fragments this morning fading in- and out of sleep but it was the usual uncontrollable nonsense. No chance of summoning tupper. Everything is so exhausting in this state.
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Movie-tier dream.
A lot was forgotten until I managed to write it down but it had strange D&D elements mixed in.
So I had Alice's D&D spear but it was very tall, about twice the size of a man with a thick crude wooden shaft. Inspired by the poisoned arrows, I had designed an explosive metal head for it that would explode upon impact. Still I was myself in my usual home. I went out on the street and decided to test it on a nearby tree in a garden behind the fence. Ready to stab my spear into the tree above the fence, it dawned on me, or Alice complained, that this probably was not the best idea and equivalent to discharging a firearm in public. There were people walking on the streets. I thought about coming again at night but this was dismissed as equally idiotic. So I took my spear to Nymphenburg Park to test it there. While the neighborhood had been realistic, the park was unfamiliar. The path branched soon after the entrance and went into thick forest. I decided to go right. But I tripped and the explosive spear head hit the floor and caught fire. Apparently it would explode after burning for a while. I managed to blow out the flame but it kept re-igniting. I knew I had to get rid of the spear before it blew up in my hands - or worse in my face when I tried to blow out the flame but there was a huge group of children on a field trip all around me. I ran with my burning spear trying to leave them behind. Finally in nature, the park had turned into wilderness. There was a metal ladder up an earthen cliff over a pond. For whatever reason I threw the spear at the ladder and it got stuck there, breaking off the metal head which remained stuck while the shaft fell down. You know me, I can't leave things in disorder so I climbed the ladder, removed the explosive spear head that could explode at any sec with my hands and threw it into the pond below. There in went up with a boom making a huge splash. People around raised an eyebrow but didn't investigate this further.
Conclusion:
Explosive arrow or spear heads need further development and testing before they can be deployed to adventurers!
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(https://i.gyazo.com/90bcd771eebef8abcd863ea185475ba2.gif)
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Yeah, that might have been an inspiration for the brain though it hasn't seen this movie in 20 years or so. I certainly haven't.
We were at a construction site for a housing project in, I think Thailand. But it looked more like Mesoamerica. Lots of small luxury apartments in a tropical setting. Apparently host's childhood crush was also there and considering to buy one of the houses. As often he never saw her despite searching everywhere. I briefly questioned why she would buy a house in Thailand.
Later we visited again and there had been a large thunderstorm or flood. We drove by in a train and the entire site looked like cardboard houses that got wet. Or ruins abandoned for decades. Completely wrecked. I was glad we hadn't bought anything. One of host's professors was talking to a local that got injured by the flood and lost anything. To my horror the BodyOS suggested to take up his family in our home in Germany as we parted from him. It was just a polite gesture not meant seriously but I was seriously not having any brown people in my home. There are already enough on the streets.
The train was more like a tram with those poles in the middle to hold on and littered with scraps of paper where people left notes for relatives missing in the flood. Also a lot of toothpaste-tubes in different brands for some reason. Quite vivid but the whole dream was just a big question mark. Knew it made no sense but not enough to become lucid.
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lmao imagine Alice taking up refugees
I was in a hotel in romania. dont ask me why no idea.
average hotel room with a terrace. its night. i go out on the terrace and see people in a window of the building on the opposite street having sex. my terrace continues to the hotel room next door. theres an asian couple sitting on a couch - also having sex a few meters away from me. the woman looks at me and says something in a language i dont understand. wtf man?
go inside my room again when my phone rings loudly. its a 90s nokia phone with buttons. screen says Bear is calling me. i wonder how the fuck he has my number and why i got his name in my contacts. sorry bro not gonna answer that. phone keeps ringing until voice box turns on. but its from the mobile carrier in romania and a womans voice says something in romanian i cant understand. i worry now Bear knows i am currently in romania and could dox me but i realize hes not Alice and the idea is ridiculous. i go out on the street and my phone keeps ringing. Bear is calling me again and again.
wake up and think he probably wanted to tell me to have sex with the girls instead of walking away lol
(https://i.imgur.com/uwHvDo1.jpeg)
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I tried bro
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lol yeah ill try to listen next time.
still no luck dreaming about Yulya. dunno how to get there
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Girl I had a crush on in college worked as a stripper/massage girl somehow and invited me to come to her place of business and visit. I wouldn't do this, but we were dating somehow also so ok. Her friend was there and they both stripper danced for me naked but I couldn't touch them, though I did anyway. I believe she actually worked at a topless diner believe it or not. You can't choose your crushes.
The the girl I had a crush on wanted to go back to my place to finish the job and her friend said it was against the law to date clients according to the FBI.
I was like, "fucking FBI won't let me do anything, I'm so sick of it!"
I paid them with cash from my wallet, I had something like $160 Paid each about $80. I also had several strange bills, $13 dollar bill, $55 dollar bill with Vance on it in his meme face that's really fat, $3 bill with like a picture of a Wendy's restaurant on it, all very fake looking, the wrong size, color etc.
We broke the law later but the dream ended before the FBI raid.
IRL I dated her twice or so and she was a horrible date so that cured me. She was too dumb to be in college, better OF model than anything though OF wasn't around back then or was it? Maybe not as popular. I remember she made a lot of money at her part time job, that didn't sit well with me, she was all kinds of wrong, not even all that cute either, the Bear brain is dumb sometimes. To be fair, I used to trauma dump a lot back then so I was also a terrible date. She wanted to date again but I 'lost her number'. The fact that she was dumb was the deal breaker.
She also broke one of our dates for a "better offer" but that didn't stop me from dating her at least once more after that. All we did was hug. She kind of made me squirm because of where she worked and the other bulls in her bullpen, so it was never going to happen.
I dated her older sister once too, like 8 years older than me, much cuter too, but the age thing was never going to work. My penis was clearly in charge at the time though it was never going to get a taste of either of them. I did have standards.
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>when you find out that your crush is a stripper
(https://i.imgur.com/SpJCB3G.jpeg)
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Yeah, it was never going to work out.
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Very weird tech- dreams
I was working on some steam device that looked like an aeolipile or Hero's engine. A pill-shaped pressurized cylinder with two angled arms ejecting steam jets in opposite directions, thus rotating.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Herosenginesmall.jpg)
It was about half the size of a man and appeared to consist of an upper and lower part. Quite futuristic, more like the containment of a nuclear reactor that an antique engine. Out of nowhere it started to eject steam and rotate creating an awful noise like a tea kettle. Very unpleasant and potentially dangerous. Steam is a monster. I couldn't stop it and the noise continued until Alice got pissed off and smashed the device to pieces. What else.
I woke up and tried to find out if any RL noise could have caused that dream but apparently not.
Went back to sleep and had another tech-dream.
This time I was working an a reverse osmosis unit for a criminal syndicate. No idea why they needed it. I had the device, again a similar pill-shaped container, but this time white as reverse osmosis units tend to be. Also a manual I kept searching but it constantly disappeared. So did the device and it didn't work out. Had to improvise.
(https://i.imgur.com/VRZQo6T.jpeg)
Fast forward, I used Johnny Bravo as a reverse osmosis unit. Why? Ask my brain! He was in an equally cartoonish toilet stall sitting on the toilet but fully clothed. His arms had IV-tubes that were connected to water pipes and I used his kidneys as osmosis filter. Pumped tap water through his veins in one arm, filtered through his kidney and pure water came out of the IV-tube of his other arm. Surprisingly this didn't kill him but it was visibly unpleasant for poor Johnny.
(https://i.imgur.com/AGhWTtN.jpeg)
As things appeared to work, I set the osmosis unit to flush mode and the waste water went where everything filtered by our kidneys goes. Luckily I didn't see the details but Johnny felt relieved. Wtf man. Next scene he was sitting in a cafeteria glad the ordeal was over but I had to inform him that this was just a test run and that his work as reverse osmosis unit hadn't even begun. He wasn't happy but muscular cartel guys from the criminal organization showed up and piled boxes of convenience food on the table as payment. Johnny seemed happy by this generous offer and accepted to continue his work. Certainly one of the weirdest dreams I had in years.