Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Aleshe]

Do it.

[Aleshe]

Joy and I were archeologists like Indiana Jones. We opened a shop to sell the artifacts.

Autumn was our worker.

There were some middle eastern men looking at a jar with something like a clock on it. Joy was like the manager, I was like the worker that sets up and fixes stuff but also helps her collect them.

Joy had the little hat and shorts and everything. She was so cute and also short.

[Alice]

And you didn't do anything indecent?

[Aleshe]

Wasn't even thinking about it, Joy was too cute to consider. Like a little cherub. Autumn played a very minor role.

[Kashtan]

i am sure we will get a lewd Bear dream soon
i was entering a church in a procession maybe for christmas. it was dark, only torches illuminated a bit of the scene. it was a huge orthodox church the walls full of golden icons of saints. there was also a tall christmas tree inside. there was a bonfire and i tried to light tall candles for me and Yulya. it took a bit but finally we had our candles and could see more. Yulya was dressed like the saints on the wall. her hair was long and wavy but i recognized her.  it was a very majestic scene. good dream. sadly too short.

[Aleshe]

That didn't take long.

Autumn moved into my house from Wyoming. She was her innocent beautiful self and so I undressed her and had my way short of home run. We were both in high school and I had two weird cars. I drove her to school and we dated. Like going to dinner and stuff.

I had a couple friends and a rival too, a guy with a black leather jacket.

So other girls were interested in me and I didn't go for them. A lot of the dream involved these cars. I went home early one day by mstake with a guy friend and one of my other female friends paid to have me express shipped back to school so I didn't miss English class, and I confronted my rival in front of the room.

He tried to tell me that Autumn was unfaithful so I caned him with a stick made out of paper money and black tape. Then I gave the stick to the girl who got me shipped back to school and it was many times the actual cost so she was happy about that. She happened to be someone I met in hs irl but didn't talk to much.

Good dream, had fun, good feelings, pretty laid back.

[Kashtan]

lmao cool dream

[Aleshe]

I was at a swingers party hosted by Howard Stern and I was 60 or something. I got with an indian woman (from India) she was probably 40 or more. We went into a bathroom stall like at a school and I wanted to do a gentleman's wash but she was offput by that and said she'd leave. I didn't care, did it anyway, she left.

I went back out and Howard was on a bed with several girls, they were watching TV. He asked if I wanted to do a show with him and I said ok, it was going to be something on TV.

Then I bought a Volkswagen Bug from someone and it was fine but the engine was in front. Then apparently bestie was there, oh Jesus why, and I had to take her home, now the bug was a 4 door and the back pass door was open, someone had burgled it. They stole the air cleaner off the engine and the radiator cap, yes, it was also water cooled. I start it up and automatic transmission fluid was pouring out the bottom, yes it was also an automatic. Couldn't take her home and it was very far from home so getting a tow was going to be too expensive.

So then I thought to ask if someone could help, as if they could help me fix the leak and get the missing parts, like tear it down right in the driveway, then I didn't want to disturb anyone because they were having fun. So I woke up in that state, stuck at Howard Stern's sex party with bestie knowing I was late to go home.

[Bernd]

>Howard Stern sex party
>Bestie
soon

>Indian woman runs away when you try to wash her
Seriously what did you expect?

>Volkswagen Bug
Is it really called that in the US? Not Beetle?

>Engine in front
Heresy!

>Automatic
>Double Heresy!

But it was a cool car, my parents had one. Inhaled a lot of leaded fuel exhaust fumes as a kid. And asbestos from the brakes. Good times.

I had 2 vivid dreams.
I was hiking in Bavaria and got lost. So I looked up where I was on my phone which had an interactive satellite map. It showed the hill I was on was literally surrounded by roads. So I hiked down a few minutes and took a bus. The bus was also a traditional Bavarian Inn. There were 2 girls about 14 who appeared to have taken the bus home from school. One sat next to me and the other in the row in front. They talked to each other not minding me as usual. I saw the one on front only wore a dark red leotard and white stockings. Not bad. The other wore ordinary clothes, dark baggy jeans and a sweater.
I got up to get something to eat because after all this was both a bus and an inn. Waking by, the girl in front wearing the leotard was now laying across 2 seats on her back and playing with her phone. Not a bad view.

The 2nd dream involved the other girl in a school setting. she looked plain but I am not a Bear and thought she was nice. She sat next to me and I helped her study or something. Bear was also there, I literally recognized him by his huge biceps. We worked on something together bot I forgot the rest. Guess it wasn't all that spectacular and there were no more girls.

Still the first dream was 8/10 for my standards. No Tupper though.

[Aleshe]

Fyi, a gentleman's wash washes yourself.

[Kashtan]

lmao Bernardino is a child he doesnt know about such adult things