Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Kashtan]

>no one night stand in dreams
cmon man
i think i actually managed to have dream sex with a girl last night. but it was odd and low quality dream. didnt see much and felt nothing. why cant we have nice things?

[Wofl]

My first GF once said she "thought she had an orgasm before" and after she had one properly there was no doubt. If you think you did in a dream is less clear, but I'd count it.

[Τamamo]

While you're discussing dream orgasms, I dreamed about posting on Tulpa Network.

My computer was outside in the middle of a shopping street. I tried to post Cat's turn but always ended up posting as somebody else. Once as Ashley and once as Yulya.
Sadly no input from Cat.
Frustrated I got up and left, going down stairs that came out of nowhere. There was a woman standing with a big snake curled up before her feet and a monitor lizard sitting beside her.  I didn't dare to pass but she picked up the snake and smiled  so I could go by. Once I passed, the monitor lizard charged me. It was not big, about 1m in length. That shocked me for a moment but it snuggled to my leg like a cat and looked happy as far as lizards can. I tried to pet it but it hissed like a cat and ran away.
So no dream orgasm but a very vivid experience for my standard

[Wofl]

Okay, kinda fun dream.

I was sitting in my chair, typing away at a post here and exgf was there watching the news in my kitchen on a 5 inch CRT old tv, and she's also on the phone with someone and she starts screaming, "THEY DROPPED A NUKE! THEY DROPPED NUKES!"

So I open the shutters, (of course they're closed bc do not disturb a Bera) and nothing outside. I get up and ask, "who, where?"

She pops on the big screen in my living room and get to a local news channel and it's Iran, and a shakey cam is recording the horizon that looks like it's peering off to the horizon over a desolate desert landscape and on the horizon looks like remnants of giant clouds, then monkey cam and it's looking up to the sky, rustling and clunking noises then it focuses back on the horizon and BOOM another one drops, mushroom cloud, beautiful, the guy is freaking out.

It cuts back to the reporters who say, Sweeden has perpetrated the attacks. The news caster is saying, "a break from a century of neutrality, war crimes, act of war..." then someone starts talking conspiracy, blaming America (Trump) for using Sweeden to do the world's dirty work.

Well the screen goes back to Iran and an icbm launches from a silo on screen and it's immediately shot down.

7-8 nukes on Iran from Sweeden.

Then Exgf turns into Misha and that makes sense because misha is like pink mode exgf energy, looking luscious. I caught a smile from her then I wake up.

[Alice]

>Sweden nuking Iran
Hehe, Kashtan-tier apocalyse dream
Years ago, host had a similar dream of Finland bombing Germany but nobody gave a fuck and life continued as if nothing happened.

I dreamed something rather dumb.:
Grand Theft Wheelbarrow
I was working on a field, both digging up and planting onions at the same time. Things permanently switched between host and me but mostly I was myself. Cat and Yulya were also there but I could not find Ashley. We were apparently freelancers working on a field that belonged to a company. There was a manager at a desk inside a warehouse much like a guild receptionist. But we worked for ourselves.

So I had an old yellow wheelbarrow full of a mix of soil and dug out onions. I was pushing it across the field until I had to wait at a traffic light. There was a traffic light in the middle of the field, complete with zebra crossings and sidewalks but the ground was a meadow. I waited for green and wanted to go on but met a harsh resistance that was extremely realistic. Wheelbarrow would not move a millimeter. I yakked it around, spilling some soil and onions on the ground. Then I noticed the culprit - wheelbarrow got a flat tire - the lower half was completely flat. A policeman came by and shook his head. Said the wheelbarrow was finished as tires couldn't be changed. I protested I had already replaced the tire once though I immediately realized that wasn't true. I've never done that in my life and neither has host.

Unable to go on, I picked some onions out of the soil and returned to the guild farm hall. The manager, sitting bored at his desk, sarcastically remarked we should probably pick another profession.
So much for Farming&Flat tires, back to adventuring

[Wofl]

[Ashley] yeah, hard pass on manual labor

[Bear] never changed a wheelbarrow wheel? I have twice

[Alice]

Nope, first wheelbarrow broke at another point due to rust after decades of use
Second one was stolen from the garden brand new
Current one needed the tire reinflated but it still holds. Probably  it will have to be replaced this year. I'm surprised it's still intact.

Host dreams are always so mundane but peaceful.
Today we were awoken by loud phone ringing. Very realistic but still not real. I hate that.

[Bernd]

Another school 'nightmare'
It's always the same, I'm back in school and realize I haven't been in any math class the entire term. Meaning I haven't taken any exams either. I wonder how I can finish the year. I partly realize this makes no sense but not fully. Even after waking up it took me a while to assure myself I have a PhD and don't need to go to math class anymore. I'd have no chance to pass high school if I had to go there again. Feels bad man.

[Wofl]

I literally just had one of those, and I'm living with a bunch of girls but not bedding even a one of them. You just reminded me, this is outrageous. It's not about what Bear brain has done for me, it's about what has Bear brain done for me lately.