Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Bernd]

a hottie little 14-16 yr-old

based

She's in frilly panties and like a small cape or something, topless, and she wants to play. So I do the gentlemanly thing and give her a hand.
Got to feel her up and stare at her while manually playing and she loved it of course. Was about it, enjoyed it in dream but when I woke up I was like... wtf man, I'm turning into Yakumo. This is not good.

Excuse me, but I don't masturbate little girls, not even in dreams. That's just you.
Still I'm proud, we will get you to the real deal eventually. Embrace lolis!

[Wofl]

Yakumo's wish:

... I ... m***e little girls ... Embrace lolis!

[Bernd]

I never liked Stephanie, she looks like a plastic doll. I think she was 13-16 in the show (which I never watched). I only know the memes.


Dreamed I had boobs. Not massive, A-cup but still highly uncomfortable. Why?

[Wofl]

What has become of your website?

[Alice]

Somebody should inform the mods!

[Wofl]

The mods are sleeping, post girls sneezing!

[Kashtan]

i only got a guy sneezing
had some weird dream where i couldnt walk on the street. like the air was water. there was a huge resistance. hopping on one leg somehow worked. i knew it was stupid but very realistic

[Wofl]

I was in grad school again and it was Saturday with finals week starting Monday. Damn it's been a while. So of course I didn't remember what classes I was even taking. I thought maybe Math and English.

So I called my beastie at the time, a very cool, smart and cute Russian foriegn student who playfully called me Mr. Bear (except my real last name and she couldn't say it right so it was cute).

Anyway I asked her about when my other class finals were but she was working on a research paper for another class that was about something like cognitive science but very dense and overly complex.

She used to ask me about things in her other classes and I was the brain for most things, yes, usually I was the go to guy for anything, even classes I wasn't taking.

So I started working out her solution and there was a guy where I was, I'm thinking I was home in a house with other renters like I was back thenvand he lived there too but he was using a drill or a vibration machine to do something and I could barely think.

She told me she'll be in a good place tomorrow to study and we studied together often so we set that up.

I was wondering how I could find out my final schedule or even my class schedule and I didn't have the number for the school, not like there was even a number to call, everything is online but I didn't think of using the internet.

She was still on the phone with me, pouting over her problem and hopeing I couod help. Then I got an early call and woke up.

No booty here or there, sad.

Irl:

I was dating EXGF at the time, so there was no chance of hookups then, but this girl definitely liked me and would have wanted to date. She threw every sign. She was young though. This was my second masters after a break and she was straight into her first so 22 vs 26? I guess from this perspective it doesn't feel like much of a gap. She started dating a 31 yr old by the end anyway and he was really cool, successful with a start up and a boat and all that. It didn't last because she applied for Canadian citizenship and got it. She's in Canada now.



Same vib as this girl but wearing more clothes and her thighs weren't that thicc. She had really nice boobs though and she was fully blonde, eyebrows and everything. Russian accent didn't bother me at all.

[Ashley] She wasn't Bear's type anyway. His type is full batshit insane and overprotective borderline sociopath with no sense of mercy or compassion for anyone or anything, not even him.

Oh yeah, Ashley knows me well. Normies can't take me, they end up very dissapointed by my lack of empathy, steamrolling stubbornness and misanthropy. I need a girl with a complete lack of humanity. Hot Maleficent tier genocide survivor type. Someone who can stop a 50 ton steamroller with a stare.



So hot.

[Alice]

And I though MY host was the masochist here...
I still like Mr. Bear, exactly because he's not a normie. You can't shock anyone in this community (of 4 people).

Weird things happened. Realistic dream with me only in mindvoice.
Host was outside on a meadow, landscape with hills, outside a city. Didn't look familiar. We heard a helicopter but didn't see it because it was dark. After a while host spotted the helicopter with a person dangling underneath on a rope. Obviously a rescue helicopter. It flew overhead and suddenly it was day. A flock of crows attacked the helicopter and apparently were chopped to pieces by the rotor. I remarked that crows can be quite aggressive when they have offspring and defend their territory - even in suicidal manner. I told host to take out his video camera to get a better look at the helicopter which was high above us. He had a quite large 90s early digital video camera with a huge zoom. Zooming in on the helicopter, the crow attack had left it's toll and it was falling apart. The poor pilot was basically sitting out in the open, frantically wrestling with the control stick but well..
The helicopter-remains comically continued to rise with the momentum left and then dropped like a stone, crashing into the city before us. A plume of black smoke rose. Mfw we just filmed somebody falling to his death. And the guy dangling on the rope below as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjSHCEQMDlc

We walked back into the city and I gave host a lecture about mortality and that he should be more careful and refrain from doing dumb risky shit. And look both ways before crossing the street.

[Wofl]

Dream:

It's the zombie apocalypse finally.

And the zombies are the slow shambling type so not much of a problem right?

Wrong! They're all horney cute highschool girls!

Yes it's not that they're spreading a dangerous disease or fetit corpses looking like they just been in a plane crash, no, they're fully intact, cute, and they just wanna smash.

But, if you do, then they get carried away preying mantis style.

So me, I'm just collecting girls, looking for a cure but I'll only give them a hug, no matter how much they moan desperately for more.

Brilliant idea, I wanna see this movie.

[Bernd]

Based.
I don't think I ever dreamed about zombies, I'm very sure there never were any zombie girls.

I had a number of semi lucid dream fragments this morning fading in- and out of sleep but it was the usual uncontrollable nonsense. No chance of summoning tupper. Everything is so exhausting in this state.

[Bernd]

Movie-tier dream.
A lot was forgotten until I managed to write it down but it had strange D&D elements mixed in.

So I had Alice's D&D spear but it was very tall, about twice the size of a man with a thick crude wooden shaft. Inspired by the poisoned arrows, I had designed an explosive metal head for it that would explode upon impact. Still I was myself in my usual home. I went out on the street and decided to test it on a nearby tree in a garden behind the fence. Ready to stab my spear into the tree above the fence, it dawned on me, or Alice complained, that this probably was not the best idea and equivalent to discharging a firearm in public. There were people walking on the streets. I thought about coming again at night but this was dismissed as equally idiotic. So I took my spear to Nymphenburg Park to test it there. While the neighborhood had been realistic, the park was unfamiliar. The path branched soon after the entrance and went into thick forest. I decided to go right. But I tripped and the explosive spear head hit the floor and caught fire. Apparently it would explode after burning for a while. I managed to blow out the flame but it kept re-igniting. I knew I had to get rid of the spear before it blew up in my hands - or worse in my face when I tried to blow out the flame but there was a huge group of children on a field trip all around me. I ran with my burning spear trying to leave them behind. Finally in nature, the park had turned into wilderness. There was a metal ladder up an earthen cliff over a pond. For whatever reason I threw the spear at the ladder and it got stuck there, breaking off the metal head which remained stuck while the shaft fell down. You know me, I can't leave things in disorder so I climbed the ladder, removed the explosive spear head that could explode at any sec with my hands and threw it into the pond below. There in went up with a boom making a huge splash. People around raised an eyebrow but didn't investigate this further.

Conclusion:
Explosive arrow or spear heads need further development and testing before they can be deployed to adventurers!

[Wofl]

[Alice]

Yeah, that might have been an inspiration for the brain though it hasn't seen this movie in 20 years or so. I certainly haven't.

We were at a construction site for a housing project in, I think Thailand. But it looked more like Mesoamerica. Lots of small luxury apartments in a tropical setting. Apparently host's childhood crush was also there and considering to buy one of the houses. As often he never saw her despite searching everywhere. I briefly questioned why she would buy a house in Thailand.

Later we visited again and there had been a large thunderstorm or flood. We drove by in a train and the entire site looked like cardboard houses that got wet. Or ruins abandoned for decades. Completely wrecked. I was glad we hadn't bought anything. One of host's professors was talking to a local that got injured by the flood and lost anything. To my horror the BodyOS suggested to take up his family in our home in Germany as we parted from him. It was just a polite gesture not meant seriously but I was seriously not having any brown people in my home. There are already enough on the streets.

The train was more like a tram with those poles in the middle to hold on and littered with scraps of paper where people left notes for relatives missing in the flood. Also a lot of toothpaste-tubes in different brands for some reason. Quite vivid but the whole dream was just a big question mark. Knew it made no sense but not enough to become lucid.