Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Wofl]

I tried bro

[Kashtan]

lol yeah ill try to listen next time.

still no luck dreaming about Yulya. dunno how to get there

[Wofl]

Girl I had a crush on in college worked as a stripper/massage girl somehow and invited me to come to her place of business and visit. I wouldn't do this, but we were dating somehow also so ok. Her friend was there and they both stripper danced for me naked but I couldn't touch them, though I did anyway. I believe she actually worked at a topless diner believe it or not. You can't choose your crushes.

The the girl I had a crush on wanted to go back to my place to finish the job and her friend said it was against the law to date clients according to the FBI.

I was like, "fucking FBI won't let me do anything, I'm so sick of it!"

I paid them with cash from my wallet, I had something like $160 Paid each about $80. I also had several strange bills, $13 dollar bill, $55 dollar bill with Vance on it in his meme face that's really fat, $3 bill with like a picture of a Wendy's restaurant on it, all very fake looking, the wrong size, color etc.

We broke the law later but the dream ended before the FBI raid.

IRL I dated her twice or so and she was a horrible date so that cured me. She was too dumb to be in college, better OF model than anything though OF wasn't around back then or was it? Maybe not as popular. I remember she made a lot of money at her part time job, that didn't sit well with me, she was all kinds of wrong, not even all that cute either, the Bear brain is dumb sometimes. To be fair, I used to trauma dump a lot back then so I was also a terrible date. She wanted to date again but I 'lost her number'. The fact that she was dumb was the deal breaker.

She also broke one of our dates for a "better offer" but that didn't stop me from dating her at least once more after that. All we did was hug. She kind of made me squirm because of where she worked and the other bulls in her bullpen, so it was never going to happen.

I dated her older sister once too, like 8 years older than me, much cuter too, but the age thing was never going to work. My penis was clearly in charge at the time though it was never going to get a taste of either of them. I did have standards.

[Bernd]

>when you find out that your crush is a stripper

[Wofl]

Yeah, it was never going to work out.

[Bernd]

Very weird tech- dreams
I was working on some steam device that looked like an aeolipile or Hero's engine. A pill-shaped pressurized cylinder with two angled arms ejecting steam jets in opposite directions, thus rotating.



It was about half the size of a man and appeared to consist of an upper and lower part. Quite futuristic, more like the containment of a nuclear reactor that an antique engine. Out of nowhere it started to eject steam and rotate creating an awful noise like a tea kettle. Very unpleasant and potentially dangerous. Steam is a monster. I couldn't stop it and the noise continued until Alice got pissed off and smashed the device to pieces. What else.
I woke up and tried to find out if any RL noise could have caused that dream but apparently not.

Went back to sleep and had another tech-dream.
This time I was working an a reverse osmosis unit for a criminal syndicate. No idea why they needed it. I had the device, again a similar pill-shaped container, but this time white as reverse osmosis units tend to be. Also a manual I kept searching but it constantly disappeared. So did the device and it didn't work out. Had to improvise.



Fast forward, I used Johnny Bravo as a reverse osmosis unit. Why? Ask my brain! He was in an equally cartoonish toilet stall sitting on the toilet but fully clothed. His arms had IV-tubes that were connected to water pipes and I used his kidneys as osmosis filter. Pumped tap water through his veins in one arm, filtered through his kidney and pure water came out of the IV-tube of his other arm. Surprisingly this didn't kill him but it was visibly unpleasant for poor Johnny.



As things appeared to work, I set the osmosis unit to flush mode and the waste water went where everything filtered by our kidneys goes. Luckily I didn't see the details but Johnny felt relieved. Wtf man. Next scene he was sitting in a cafeteria glad the ordeal was over but I had to inform him that this was just a test run and that his work as reverse osmosis unit hadn't even begun. He wasn't happy but muscular cartel guys from the criminal organization showed up and piled boxes of convenience food on the table as payment. Johnny seemed happy by this generous offer and accepted to continue his work. Certainly one of the weirdest dreams I had in years.