the plan was to "repopulate the planet" only one quirk, I was the only guy amd I was in a Jr. High cafeteria with a ton of 11-13 yr old girls.
Leave that to professionals like me
I live in an old house, lots of wood. Though the days are still warm, the clear stary nights have become quite cold. Easily 20°C temperature difference. As a result, the house makes the most eerie noises at night while cooling down. Scares the shit out of visitors but I'm used to it. Still the sounds make it in dreams sometimes.
So it was one of those dreams on the borderline between wake and sleep, I'd say hypnagogic but not sure. I thought I was still awake but obviously wasn't. So the strange noises become more coherent and louder. Something's obviously coming. Steps.
Out of nowhere, the door to my bedroom bursts open and some minotaur-like monster (or more likely a bugbear) charges me. Damn, that caught me off-guard and made me flinch hard. The monster didn't get far, being impaled by Alice's trademark branching spines before she pushed it out of the door.
At least that works like a charm. Now only if I could remove that adult filter from my brain...
