Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Joy]

I was going to have sex with this girl and her roommates were all asshole cock blockers.

Wherever we went, they showed up and started talking about tragic stuff or just being annoying like sitting on the bed or whatever. Several other girls and a guy. Did that several attempts then just wanted to dump her. We did manage to heavy pet and I felt her up and down, we had sex for a few seconds before her male roommate came in demanding I move my car, it had no wheels on it and the wheels were nowhere to be found.

Couldn't go to my house because I was apparently married to EXGF and had 2-3 kids.

Next dream, one of the female instructors from jujitsu was the prize of a reality TV dating show and we were already friends so I didn't care one way or another, it was staged. There was a guy from my work and we were setting stuff up with a giant wrench.

Her irl husband was one of the contestants. It wasn't all guys either, there was a mix of guys and girls.

I was explaining to some of the girls hpw it worked to be an actor but nothing I said applied  directly to this reality TV,  they were interested anyway. We were all in a pool to start, yes I was with a giant wrench, and EXGF was there as well but as one of the handlers, like a director-lite. She was only concerned with what I was doing though.

All the rooms of this huge mansion surround the pool and had glass walls, absolutely no privacy from the cameras.

[Kashtan]

i hate the dreams where you simply cant shag the girl for some bs reason the brain makes up.

just randomly remembered in the middle of the day that 2 nights ago i managed to fuck a pretty blond girl from behind 4real - but then she put her finger in her ass and i found that gross. cant it just once work out normally?

[Joy]

You watch too much porn.

I just dreampt that I was a part of a team of scientists directed by Ricardo Montalban, a genius, in a huge building where we were working on proving we live in a simulation then finding the cheat codes.

Under his direction I managed to find a way to use Sodium Nitrate to fully counter Microwaves. Literally couldn't even cook food in the presence of a particular formulation and it was so easy anyone could do it. Because it wasn't absorbing the microwaves, it neutralized them, violating the 1st law of thermodynamics, this was both proof and one of the codes.

No one else in the group managed to create this formulation but me.

[Kashtan]

ive never heard of Ricardo Montalban but i looked up that he played Khan is star trek. dont think ive seen any of his other movies.

>sodium nitrate +microwaves
what could possibly go wrong? i guess not much as long as its dry.
Kashtan protip: mix with sugar before microwaving and experience spectacular results. now you try this at home kids!

You watch too much porn.

i try not to. i find most of it extremely boring. yet this is undoubtedly the source.

[Joy]

I was getting married, wife to be not specified, and I was riding a bike with hydraulic brakes, not unusual, but the front brakes broke and were spraying me with brake fluid.

I called my mom (she's dead irl) and the girl who lived with her had a crush on me, but she was too young.

That's it

[Kashtan]

meeting dead relatives in dreams is always fucked up.

>too young
how young?

i was in a bookshop and tripped crashing several bookshelves like domino pieces. i tried my best to put everything back in order and moved on. cant remember what happened next but it was awkward.

[Joy]

I was in the 70's out with a mixed bunch of 20-30 somethings all smoking pot while I had low nicotine tobacco in a long, cigar shaped pipe, it tasted like bonfire smoke and had no buzz. We were with an old man from the nursing home, Grandma's husband, a guy in a nursing home irl who I never really talked to, one of my old neighbors but my good friend's husband, the one who gave me the German car recently.

They all released their smoke into the air like they could get high from that, they were also drawing though.

One of the guys caught a "king snake" that looked like the colors and markings of a Rottweiler, he was going to grill and eat it, which may have been illegal, smoking pot was for sure.

One of the guys didn't smoke and was asking a few probing questions and I had to take the elderly man back to the nursing home by 7 so I called it a night, and now I knew the guy who wasn't smoking was a cop because he asked me if I was okay to drive. I let him smell my bag, it was obviously tobacco. I said something about it being weak and not even feeling buzzed by it and then asked a girl named Sue to escort me home so we could get to know each other better. She said she couldn't say no to that and I asked her to leave everything because I couldn't have "dope" in my car.

The girl looked like a country girl again, Daisey Dukes, a plaid long sleeve shirt, cowboy boots, blonde curly hair, cute, in her 20's.

I asked if anyone else wanted a ride home, they all said no, I winked at the cop and he looked at me blankly and that was the end of the dream.