I found photos of our garden and the neighborhood loli posted on /tulpa/
Thought I gotta remove this immediately and wondered who the hell found us. What a nightmare!

Host had a pretty cool dream about receiving a large property for his (or actually my) birthday. It was an entire estate consisting of a huge modern warehouse surrounded by a park. Contrary to usual however he wasn't alone, there was a large number of teenagers (most male), busy unpacking and arranging furniture. It soon became clear these people were here to stay and the whole thing was more like a fight club / religious order / private city. While host was nominally the head of this, you know him. Everyone was busy doing their things and host didn't really know what to do. There were 3 identical large beds next to each other like in a furniture store. Host decided to sleep in another one each day because why not? This was on a raised platform in the huge warehouse that more looked like an exhibition center. A story below young people were arranging mattresses on the floor, they also had to sleep somewhere. Large potted plants and palms gave the whole thing a friendly look. Generally everything was new and clean and pleasant. Host however was Bernd and soon felt marginalized in there. He still was happy about owning the whole thing and took a walk around it. Next to our warehouse was the storage of a garden center. He walked through and saw a huge container labeled 'cave catfish food'.
The dream was odd and we switched perspectives several times. I was out in the park, neat terracotta paths surrounded by mediterranean vegetation. All green. I realized it was my Birthday and this whole event seemed an appropriate celebration. I wasn't overly happy about all the kids around but they worked hard and didn't bother me otherwise. Felt feudal. Near the gate to the street I noticed some hobo tried to get in but was promptly thrown out. Fuck yeah no subhumans allowed!
We continued unpacking more things and questioning the whole thing more or less but it appeared convincing as always in dreams. That feel when you wake up and lose your giant estate and personal teen army...