Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Alice]

Bernd can't stand up for himself

Never could, never will be able to. Sad!

Dreamt I was a cat doing cat things. People ran after me to catch me but they had no chance! I hopped from car to car on a busy street and then climbed up a church tower. Nice view, nothing spectacular happened.

[Kashtan]

Bear and me had captured and enslaved an 'octopus girl' for lewd intentions (to fuck her). the girl was an ordinary human girl about 20 with long brown hair and completely naked but only when Bear dealt with her. i couldnt really see what he looked like other than he wore a white shirt. because my brain is dumb when i touched the girl i just held a dead octopus the size of a human. very un-sexy and very uncool. this went back and forth several times to my confusion. octopus girl meant i had the octopus and Bear had the girl.  Bear moved the naked girl into a train and i was trainsurfing on top of an old electric locomotive. was just as idiotic as it sounds. the train was unusually small just wide enough for me to sit on top. i only wore socks and my feet were dangerously close to small electric coils that threw sparks. i tried to get my feet out of the way and prevent getting electrocuted. somehow my brain realized electric trains work by getting electricity from overhead lines and there must be deadly high voltage above me. then i woke up.

very odd. ofc didnt even get a good view of the naked girl let alone touch her. wif is this shit? i blame dnd for the octopus. we need more naked girls in the game to boost my dreams!

[Joy]

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I dreamt I had a three story apartment with three showers but everything else was extremely minimal.

Then I was a real-estate agent selling a house of a guy from work, it was a worthless house he built himself, pathetic. It had awful plumbing leaks, horrible paint, no roof, only a garage and a main room that was flooded. No one wanted it. He got an offer for 800k and I told him to take it. He is actually building a house himself, it's been like 5 years.