Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.

[Alice]

Bernd can't stand up for himself

Never could, never will be able to. Sad!

Dreamt I was a cat doing cat things. People ran after me to catch me but they had no chance! I hopped from car to car on a busy street and then climbed up a church tower. Nice view, nothing spectacular happened.

[Kashtan]

Bear and me had captured and enslaved an 'octopus girl' for lewd intentions (to fuck her). the girl was an ordinary human girl about 20 with long brown hair and completely naked but only when Bear dealt with her. i couldnt really see what he looked like other than he wore a white shirt. because my brain is dumb when i touched the girl i just held a dead octopus the size of a human. very un-sexy and very uncool. this went back and forth several times to my confusion. octopus girl meant i had the octopus and Bear had the girl.  Bear moved the naked girl into a train and i was trainsurfing on top of an old electric locomotive. was just as idiotic as it sounds. the train was unusually small just wide enough for me to sit on top. i only wore socks and my feet were dangerously close to small electric coils that threw sparks. i tried to get my feet out of the way and prevent getting electrocuted. somehow my brain realized electric trains work by getting electricity from overhead lines and there must be deadly high voltage above me. then i woke up.

very odd. ofc didnt even get a good view of the naked girl let alone touch her. wif is this shit? i blame dnd for the octopus. we need more naked girls in the game to boost my dreams!

[Joy]

I dreamt I had a three story apartment with three showers but everything else was extremely minimal.

Then I was a real-estate agent selling a house of a guy from work, it was a worthless house he built himself, pathetic. It had awful plumbing leaks, horrible paint, no roof, only a garage and a main room that was flooded. No one wanted it. He got an offer for 800k and I told him to take it. He is actually building a house himself, it's been like 5 years.

[Alice]

Very bad!
Kashtan has a wife and now he cheats her with a dead octopus. If I were Yulya I'd be mad.

Regarding flooding, hope you're alright! There was a lot about the California floods on TV here.

[Joy]

Lol flooding, as if I'd buy in a flood zone, losers. If you hear about a significant tsunami, then worry, I'm like at 35ft above sea level and work at 5ft above sea level. No matter where I am, if we got a 50ft tsunami I'm shark bait.

[Alice]

Wild West is pretty wild. If the flash floods and wildfires don't kill you, the quakes and tsunamis will. Or niggers.
Host had another one of those dreams that are awesome - and completely forgotten upon waking up.

[Joy]

Was in a condo, the garage had a dirt floor and I was peeing freely down there. Exgf told be the condo association doesn't like that, I admitted it would make it stink but kept "forgetting" because when we moved in there was no working bathroom.

[I would never live in a condo, or anything with an association or property manager]

One of the main rooms was huge and flooded, there was an evil giant squid that kept biting people's arms off.

I had to drive a truck down an impossible parkour challenge to get away.

The rest of the "condo" was a house and was quite nice.

This is all I remember

[Kashtan]

lol the squid is quite popular in dreams. Cat should make more takoyaki

was on a field trip with class we were teens. we flew in a large passenger plane that made dangerous maneuvers while landing in a city flying through streets. is swooped down almost in a looping but landed safely. im sure there was more but i forgot

[Joy]

Dreams are great

[Bernd]

Disturbing hypnagogic dream mess.
Falling asleep, I found my bed was inside a fenced petting zoo. Or rather the mattress was on the ground. The floor was bark chips. Whatever, I just wanted to sleep. However, in a corner, right where my feet ended, were a bunch of large iguana lizards. Obviously the inhabitants of the petting zoo. I was afraid they'd bite me in the toes or scratch me with their claws while running over me. Very uncomfortable. I was really tired but this didn't let me sleep. I woke up from this dream several times but it ended up in the same scenario as I began to fall asleep. No Alice in sight to roast the iguanas on a stick. I was too tired to do anything as always when dreams turn lucid. At some point I did fall asleep and dreamed something different that was lost in time.

[Joy]

Godzilla evolved from that

[Kashtan]

another plane dream absolutely crazy.
so i was flying on a plane. literally. the plane only had a wingspan about half a meter and was black. propeller in front like a toy or drone. I held onto it with both hands. still it was implied there were more people inside. the view was great. i wasnt afraid to let go of fall off. i questioned the situation several timed but it was as it was. after a while the plane started to lose power and descended. i figured i was too heavy after all. landed near a gas station, i bought yellow AA batteries for the plane in in a vending machine. the gas station clerk asked me if i was flying to america. i said hell no crossing the atlantic in this thing would be crazy. we are going to amsterdam. i had no idea how i knew this or what i was supposed to do in amsterdam but thats how it was. took off again holding to the wings and flew a bit more before waking up.

[Bernd]

A novelty - I met up with a hybrid between my exgf and a girl I spent a lot of time at university as a student. The brain realized the university girl never was my gf and my exgf isn't anymore which led to some confusion. It was implied she came to me to become my gf again but we barely knew each other. It was nice, we spent time cuddling in bed under the blanket. We were around 20 I guess. She was almost naked, at some point she got up, took off her pink panties and went under the blanket with me again. We hugged and...
...in the next moment I was in the cellar desperately trying to sort the laundry in my washing machine. It was all sorts of colors mixed together and no matter how much I took out of the machine, it never got emptier. My mother arrived and complained about the mess and started rummaging through my belongings to clean up.



Doesn't get anymore Bernd-tier than this.
Alice was salty she wasn't in the dream and even more so as she doesn't like both girls. Jealous tupper is jealous.

[Joy]

[Bear] That reminds me of the time Joy was in my dream and said we were incompatible to have sex and I was like:



My underage expressing headmates like to test me. They really keep me on the straight and narrow path of gooning over Nekos and not children.

[Joy]