Legs are just weird.
We'll try possession while lying down, for now we've been outside a lot as weather is awesome. Tupper tried counting to 100 while imposed walking beside me, showing the tens with her fingers. While that worked great for keeping her around, imposition of hand signs was highly questionable. Doing that in wonderland is hard enough but while walking it reminded me how much I still suck at anatomy. It got better a bit after a while but man...
She's also quite fond of hitting me with the hammer when my thoughts drift off, or rather when she manages to get back. Too bad she can't induce any tactile imposition, that would make the whole thing much more effective.

Speaking of legs, I had one of the weirdest and most vivid dreams ever.
The dream itself was as mundane and silly as usual but at some point I realized I could float through the air. I regularly have low-gravity dreams where I can jump over large distances and gradually sink back to the ground but this was different as I was minimally lighter than air. To be specific, my legs were significantly lighter than the rest so I was bobbing at the ceiling upside down like a helium-filled balloon. It was definitely influenced by the buoyancy training I took while scuba diving which can lead to exactly this effect if you are top-heavy yet a bit too light. You float up to the surface legs first. While I realized this was a bit unusual for a human it didn't make me question the dream for a second. Firmly believed this was real. 



But this time I didn't take it for granted either and tried to understand the phenomenon. Which was of course futile because dream but it was interesting none the less. Floated up and down in various positions and indeed got better at controlling it. Hell, I even tried to teach it to other people. Which was hilarious as I had no idea how and why I was able to float through the air myself.
Then I "woke up" but in fact it was a false awakening.
I was in bed which seemed to be outside in a snowy forest yet warm and comfy. Even though I was sure to just have woken from a dream my first idea was to train floating with tupper. Indeed she managed to possess and though she could not lift off, the body became light enough to minimally move forwards over the bed while the hands swept over the bedsheets completely on their own. Finally possession. I was both happy but also a bit scared because of the strong autonomous movements beyond my control. Also I could not communicate with Alice but the details were intriguing while I observed my hands moving around on their own. Finally woke up a bit later and felt really heavy. Being stuck on the ground sucks. Alice has no memories of the whole dream though.

If you didn't bake anything, did you at least get

baked


Kid gloves are off, tupper. Anything you want to do, do that. Make him suffer.

Tourist traps are shit, just go to the places where no one else goes. Try to find the hidden gems. Much more interesting than some piles of rocks anyway.

Maybe go read some books about things to do. Or like, some Pinterest shit. Then she has a better list of things that she might want to try out. And make you do. Become the Pinterest mom for your tupper.

>be at vet for yearly cat vaccinations
>tupper imposed at waiting room
>this year I won't forget about her as soon as I enter
>constantly remind each other to pay attention
>aaany minute now
>vet calls me in, take cat and enter

*about 3 hours later at home*


>next day
>appointment at university to see some new interesting machinery
>hold tupper's hand on the way there and constantly talk so she won't be out again
>open door and enter
*interesting stuff happens for about 1h*
>close door as I leave
>well, that was interest---


Fuck man!
Alice was completely gone, it still happens almost every time I do something exciting. Even if it's well planned. She blames herself as much as me for not being able to stay active but none of us knows how to prevent these complete outages. So much for parallel processing.

Tuppers can't hit you when they're not active.



But there will be a lot of similar, no - even better opportunities in the coming days, I'll report on how things went. Also I'll do another week of daily updates next week.

Man, I managed to get up early lately but the price is being dead tired in the evening.
So here we go with daily updates.

I had been shooting with tupper a while ago but it was not well received.



She found it a waste of time and money and generally didn't like the place and its strict rules.
As with little children and novel food they say it takes several attempts to get used to it.
So we went to Eastern Europe over the weekend for the real deal at a military shooting range. And voilà:



It was a great trip, the surrounding nature was beautiful, based people that even Alice found pleasant and we had a candlelight dinner with cake. Imposition was decent, tupper was happy. Good times. Talking with each other feels completely natural, it's not easy to keep myself from talking or gesturing to her in public. But so far no spaghetti.

Shooting itself was a bit hard for Alice as there were lots of people waiting and acting like a retard while holding a gun is not the best idea.
So can tupper operate portable full-auto firearms?
Clearly no, that's way too dangerous for someone with limited control over the body and challenging even for me having shitty shooting skills. Her possession isn't even strong enough to hold anything other than a small handgun. But she can fire such and bench-rested semi-auto rifles pretty reliably if recoil is low and she can take her time. Not that she's overly fond of shooting now but if the surroundings are fine she's never shy of practicing skills.

Unexpectedly Alice had zero issues with tripod mounted heavy machine-guns in .50 BMG or 12.7×108 mm. But then again you only got to depress the trigger with your thumbs, literally any kid / tupper can do that. No weight to carry, no recoil for the operator.
Definitely her favorite. Not only for the fancy cartridges, also because it goes boom and seriously fucks up everything you even remotely hit. Would set up in garden if it were allowed.

Well, that was another fun thing I probably never would have done on my own.

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Tried having tupper reassemble the lawnmower with a wrench. Possession was strong enough to tighten screws but that only lasted for less than a minute. Really exhausting. 1h of dancing in the evening, that was gud. Now for a bit of wonderlanding before going to sleep.

Went urban exploring today. There's a large sort-of wilderness relatively close to where I live. It's a former military installation, off-limits to the public and secured by a fence but noticing a large hole we decided to go in and take a look. I've known this place for all my life but never actually went deeper inside that place. A mistake, it was beautiful.



Forests and meadows and some small crumbling buildings, everything overgrown with nature. Startled a group of foxes and even a boar as well as lots of birds. Meaning they lazily walked off a bit.
We wandered around there for like 2h, ridiculously careful in order not to be caught though I'm sure there is no one guarding the place, let alone on a Saturday evening. Still was kinda exciting. Sat down to meditate and due to the evening chorus of birds it felt more like a tropical jungle than Bavaria. Alice liked it a lot so we'll probably be back soon.

More dancing and a bit of wonderland forcing in the evening but nothing unusual to talk about.