Author Topic: Every Day is Alice Day  (Read 581462 times)

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #555 on: February 22, 2025, 06:14:50 PM »
I must work on making my home and garden less attractive - to lolis, grannies and cats. Things are getting out of hand.
I don't mind half of the neighborhood cats going in and out here as long as they get along, and the neighborhood loli treating this as her second home and me as her second dad is bearable for a few hours per week.
But home invasions keep intensifying. Yesterday loli came with her mom - and brought 2 more kids with their mom. Unannounced of course. Apparently she keeps telling around how nice it is at Bernd's place. Oh God, what have I done?



So I suddenly have 3 kids and 2 mothers in my living room with loli rummaging to my drawers and glass display cabinets to show off my highly breakable valuables. Kids these days! Cats fled in terror. I'm glad at east the mothers were there to keep them at bay and I had no firearm parts or ammo lying around. Luckily they're in a loli-proof safe. Buts she already correctly identified a 9mm shell she found last time. Why do 8yo girls know about this?
So anyway they all made themselves at home like they'd always been there until loli's mom had mercy and invited everyone over to her place to save me an we went there to have dinner. I think I aged a few years in the half hour they were there. How do normies deal with this every day? I'd die in a week.

But that's not all, today I was working in the garden when an elderly lady, probably 70s, stopped by to greet me and comment on my nice garden and how much she loved flowers.  She was nice but I was already wary, knowing such people tend to tell you their entire life story. But it was worse. After a few minutes topic shifted from flowers to politics and I got the full conspiracy-broadside. She was a classic Pro-Russian antivaxx conspiracy-tard. The only thing missing was flat earth and aliens.
Now in contrast to my tupper I'm a nice man and didn't tell her to fuck off to Russia if she loved it so much. So I lost at least half an hour of my lifetime listening to that drivel before I managed to get away. I already fear she'll become another invader to visit regularly.

I hate extraverts so much it's unreal. Can't people keep their shit to themselves? What's that urge to involve others in your mental issues? I need landmines and high concrete walls. Or better yet move to some remote region. People are so tiresome.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day[Ashley]
« Reply #556 on: February 22, 2025, 06:33:31 PM »
Meanwhile Bear:

Locks door
Doesn't answer door
Doesn't answer phone
Pretends not to be home
Doesn't answer texts
Doesn't answer email
Doesn't go outside without seeing if the "coast is clear"


Try it.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #557 on: February 22, 2025, 06:48:41 PM »
I usually do all that!
Doorbell is turned off for many years and I'm completely offline most of the time. Sometimes forget to turn on my phone for days until people think something happened to me and freak out.
But that's only partly effective against neighborhood loli who just climbs over the fence and relentlessly knocks on door and windows.



I let her in because I didn't  expect there were more pesky humans lurking outside to invade me. Otherwise I would have played dead.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day [Ashley]
« Reply #558 on: February 22, 2025, 09:25:22 PM »

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #559 on: February 23, 2025, 08:16:07 AM »
What exactly are you doubting?
That's what happened, Alice doesn't lie.
Ok, the mistake was not locking the garden gate. It as expected that the kid would come over but not that she'd bring a horde of other people, especially kids. That was horrible.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day [Ashley]
« Reply #560 on: February 23, 2025, 08:44:19 AM »
Yeah, I believe you, that a gaggle of girls entered your garden and you had to let them into your home.


Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #561 on: February 23, 2025, 11:43:24 AM »
Basically yes,
They're all neighborhood folk, not strangers. But the others except the loli and her mom had never been inside our my home. Should he have slammed the door in their face and told them to fuck off?
Neighborhood loli was frantically running around telling everyone to come in bc 'let's have a party at host's place'. He's the last one who would get asked for permission regarding anything. You know this guy. Cats and girls literally walk over him. I was close to stepping in when the kids started tossing around things in the living room but luckily their moms intervened fast.

In the end 2 women of host's age, 2 girls and 1 boy around 8 and host were sitting on our couch all jumbled across each other with the loli mostly clinging to host.

Welcome to Germany!

Re: Every Day is Alice Day [Bear]
« Reply #562 on: February 23, 2025, 11:54:14 AM »
Should he have slammed the door in their face and told them to fuck off?

Bruh, what happened to not opening the door?

They saw him as he was peeking out through the windows?

Why does he have shutterless windows?



You know what's great about home invasion robberies? If they can't get in, they can't invade.

House armor windows, metal security door, windows in locked open position or closed, with anti-shimmy bars, making it technically easier to break through a wall than pound at bulletproof glass for an hour.

Even Swat would have to bring out the jaws of life or diamond saw to get in here. Do you know how hard it is to break through stucco?

No, they ain't getting in here, no loli nor lolimom without expressed permission and scheduling.

Ashley's point is, you let them in. Never ever invite a vampire into your home, or underage girls not related to you without additional adult supervision of said lolis

All you need is one misunderstanding and you're in prison the rest of your court ceriltified and registered pedo-hentai life.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2025, 11:59:44 AM by Aleshe »

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #563 on: February 23, 2025, 02:42:31 PM »
Es ist Deutschland hier!
Nobody gives a fuck
I still have to interfere more to keep host from getting abused and robbed. Kids know no limits. They're monsters

Re: Every Day is Alice Day [Bear]
« Reply #564 on: February 23, 2025, 04:39:52 PM »
I don't care what es ist!

You're culpable the moment they cross the threshold.


Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #565 on: February 23, 2025, 05:31:23 PM »
Come to think about it, this home invasion is an allegory to the whole refugee invader crisis here
>oh no the poor children in war zones
>open borders
>millions of aggressive young men force their way in
>rob, rape, plunder and scam like there's no tomorrow
>oh no, who could have foreseen this?




We went voting today, I made the cross on the ballot with possession instead of switching in as usual. Result is a clusterfuck as predicted. It will still be better than the last government.
Maybe

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #566 on: February 23, 2025, 08:00:24 PM »
Quote
Friedrich Merz did not even wait for the final results in Germany's election before delivering what could well be a defining verdict on U.S. President Donald Trump, consigning Europe's 80-year alliance with the United States to the past.

The Trump administration does not care about Europe and is aligning with Russia, said Merz, who is on course to become Germany's new leader. The continent, he warned, must urgently strengthen its defenses and potentially even find a replacement for NATO

Oh dear.

Well it's a shift to the right, so we're headed in the same direction, I think Germany doesn't want to pay 5% of their GDP for security in peacetime, sounds reasonable to me, we'll see how this plays out, hopefully for you, more safety.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2025, 10:22:15 PM by Aleshe »

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #567 on: February 24, 2025, 02:14:23 PM »
Who did Alice vote for?

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #568 on: February 24, 2025, 05:05:03 PM »
CSU
I considered Free Bavarian Voters but those morons never make it into parliament so that would have been a lost vote. So supporting Merz was the lesser evil.

I still have no high hopes for Merz. He has to form a coalition with the social democrats and that means we will not see a significant shift to the right. He already moved away from harsh immigration rules. The differences between CDU, SPD, FDP and Greens have become marginal.
I'm just glad at least the leftist Russia shills (BSW) didn't make it into parliament. One Russian proxy party with 20% is enough.  And if they did, Merz would have had to form a 3-party coalition with either Greens or the Commies.

TL;DR
Things suck and will continue to suck. Germany will continue to pour money all over the world and import sandniggers while slowly wasting away

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #569 on: March 05, 2025, 05:15:34 PM »
Alice missed the latest stock market rally and is not happy. And apparently it's somehow my fault?
Oh yeah, everything that goes well is her doing, everything that goes wrong is my fault. Such is life with tupper...