I must work on making my home and garden less attractive - to lolis, grannies and cats. Things are getting out of hand.
I don't mind half of the neighborhood cats going in and out here as long as they get along, and the neighborhood loli treating this as her second home and me as her second dad is bearable for a few hours per week.
But home invasions keep intensifying. Yesterday loli came with her mom - and brought 2 more kids with their mom. Unannounced of course. Apparently she keeps telling around how nice it is at Bernd's place. Oh God, what have I done?



So I suddenly have 3 kids and 2 mothers in my living room with loli rummaging to my drawers and glass display cabinets to show off my highly breakable valuables. Kids these days! Cats fled in terror. I'm glad at east the mothers were there to keep them at bay and I had no firearm parts or ammo lying around. Luckily they're in a loli-proof safe. Buts she already correctly identified a 9mm shell she found last time. Why do 8yo girls know about this?
So anyway they all made themselves at home like they'd always been there until loli's mom had mercy and invited everyone over to her place to save me an we went there to have dinner. I think I aged a few years in the half hour they were there. How do normies deal with this every day? I'd die in a week.

But that's not all, today I was working in the garden when an elderly lady, probably 70s, stopped by to greet me and comment on my nice garden and how much she loved flowers.  She was nice but I was already wary, knowing such people tend to tell you their entire life story. But it was worse. After a few minutes topic shifted from flowers to politics and I got the full conspiracy-broadside. She was a classic Pro-Russian antivaxx conspiracy-tard. The only thing missing was flat earth and aliens.
Now in contrast to my tupper I'm a nice man and didn't tell her to fuck off to Russia if she loved it so much. So I lost at least half an hour of my lifetime listening to that drivel before I managed to get away. I already fear she'll become another invader to visit regularly.

I hate extraverts so much it's unreal. Can't people keep their shit to themselves? What's that urge to involve others in your mental issues? I need landmines and high concrete walls. Or better yet move to some remote region. People are so tiresome.

I usually do all that!
Doorbell is turned off for many years and I'm completely offline most of the time. Sometimes forget to turn on my phone for days until people think something happened to me and freak out.
But that's only partly effective against neighborhood loli who just climbs over the fence and relentlessly knocks on door and windows.



I let her in because I didn't  expect there were more pesky humans lurking outside to invade me. Otherwise I would have played dead.

What exactly are you doubting?
That's what happened, Alice doesn't lie.
Ok, the mistake was not locking the garden gate. It as expected that the kid would come over but not that she'd bring a horde of other people, especially kids. That was horrible.

Basically yes,
They're all neighborhood folk, not strangers. But the others except the loli and her mom had never been inside our my home. Should he have slammed the door in their face and told them to fuck off?
Neighborhood loli was frantically running around telling everyone to come in bc 'let's have a party at host's place'. He's the last one who would get asked for permission regarding anything. You know this guy. Cats and girls literally walk over him. I was close to stepping in when the kids started tossing around things in the living room but luckily their moms intervened fast.

In the end 2 women of host's age, 2 girls and 1 boy around 8 and host were sitting on our couch all jumbled across each other with the loli mostly clinging to host.

Welcome to Germany!

Es ist Deutschland hier!
Nobody gives a fuck
I still have to interfere more to keep host from getting abused and robbed. Kids know no limits. They're monsters

Come to think about it, this home invasion is an allegory to the whole refugee invader crisis here
>oh no the poor children in war zones
>open borders
>millions of aggressive young men force their way in
>rob, rape, plunder and scam like there's no tomorrow
>oh no, who could have foreseen this?



We went voting today, I made the cross on the ballot with possession instead of switching in as usual. Result is a clusterfuck as predicted. It will still be better than the last government.
Maybe

Who did Alice vote for?

Alice missed the latest stock market rally and is not happy. And apparently it's somehow my fault?
Oh yeah, everything that goes well is her doing, everything that goes wrong is my fault. Such is life with tupper...