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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #105 on: March 24, 2016, 04:13:14 PM »
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« Reply #106 on: March 25, 2016, 09:18:00 AM »
Oh no, will they ever get the milk?

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« Reply #107 on: April 01, 2016, 05:29:23 PM »
rip in pepperoni
12/2015-03/2016
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« Reply #108 on: April 04, 2016, 02:02:25 PM »
rip in pepperoni
12/2015-03/2016
Not really. Still here, as usual, narration.
However, since the DST kicked in I got kicked out of schedule, and I'll need some time to adapt to the new time. Meanwhile, narration will continue... forever.

Been busy with vacation (which wasn't a vacation at all). I learned how to drive more or less, and met with a lot of relatives that I hadn't talked to in years... blame my tulpa, who suggested that I do it. And well, it went very nice, if I say so myself. Restored communication with a big part of my family and I realized they aren't bad people at all as I used to think... I feel much better than before now.

>tfw can't repay just now, because other work piled up while I was out of town...

Progress: Not much. Mindvoice still not distinct, but that's because I'm a lazy faggot who has been busy with unimportant (read: less important, not really not important) stuff. Tupper is OK according to her.
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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #109 on: April 04, 2016, 08:34:55 PM »
Have you tried my asphyxiation method yet

I just made like eight tulpas with it yesterday and they're already imposed

The key is to spend at least five minutes at a time doing it.

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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #110 on: April 04, 2016, 09:39:13 PM »
Have you tried my asphyxiation method yet

I just made like eight tulpas with it yesterday and they're already imposed

The key is to spend at least five minutes at a time doing it.
instructions unclear, ended up in hospital with an oxygen tank beside me and I lost 20 IQ points due to brain damage
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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #111 on: April 05, 2016, 07:33:46 AM »
Go outside on a d-d-d-d-date?!??!

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« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2016, 08:25:15 AM »
instructions unclear, ended up in hospital with an oxygen tank beside me and I lost 20 IQ points due to brain damage
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No, you're doing it right. Eventually ur dum enough that u just dissociate from reality.

Try it two or three more times

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« Reply #113 on: April 06, 2016, 08:21:30 AM »
Go outside on a d-d-d-d-date?!??!
>implying we haven't and was awkward as hell [day 69 for reference]

instructions unclear, ended up in hospital with an oxygen tank beside me and I lost 20 IQ points due to brain damage
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No, you're doing it right. Eventually ur dum enough that u just dissociate from reality.

Try it two or three more times

I tried once again yesterday and I was able to see very dark shadows before I passed out, so it looks like it's helping. Today I woke up with a large headache so I guess those are headpressures from these new tulpas. Thanks for the awesome technique Enny! I'll do it until I dissociate from reality naturally!
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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #114 on: April 06, 2016, 08:47:11 AM »
Eat cake on a date.

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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2016, 08:11:55 PM »
Eat cake on a date.
Excuse me, are you implying we went outside and didn't had cake and that it wasn't awkward as hell?
I'm disappointed.

instructions unclear, ended up in hospital with an oxygen tank beside me and I lost 20 IQ points due to brain damage
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No, you're doing it right. Eventually ur dum enough that u just dissociate from reality.

Try it two or three more times
gud dood now i haz twienty tuplalamas that are fuly impsosed thx a lot man
p.s now i cant spel coz im dum nao
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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #116 on: April 08, 2016, 08:44:34 AM »
Where's your tulpa report?

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this is now a frt report
« Reply #117 on: April 08, 2016, 09:11:01 PM »
Where's your tulpa report?
This is now a frt report.
frt
kidding, it's coming back soon... i hope this time for realz
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timethief's first forcing session in years
« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2016, 07:40:00 AM »
Day 119
First forcing session in what seems like years. 31:38 minutes total. Used self-hypnosis script as usual. Still alive. wow.
Have to get back on the forcing groove though, it felt awkward for some reason.
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Re: timethief descends into hell for a bottle of milk
« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2016, 08:37:58 AM »
I hope you brought flowers with you.