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Off-Topic => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Wofl on February 05, 2025, 02:27:25 PM
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Memes and other America things.
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America rn
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I hope Trump annexes Canada, Greenland an Panama and bulldozes the Gaza strip with all those filthy sandniggers and turns it into a luxury golf resort
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Hope not necessary. It's done.
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sure thing. call me when there are US flags flying over gaza. i would support that though. these people are unusable. maybe germany can take them all! i mean it doesnt matter anymore right?
one of our politicians suggested trump should annex kalinigrad (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_question) and deport the russians living there. that would be awesome. a man can dream no?
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maybe germany can take them all! i mean it doesnt matter anymore right?
You mean New Palestine, yeah, it's in the works.
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What it feels like to be American rn
-Vice JDV president makes fun of Gretta Thunberg and lectures europe about totalitarianism.
-President DJT threatens Hamas and they bend the knee
-Extreme liberals sounding crazier than ever, throwing conspiracies and tantrums daily.
me:
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yeah i saw vance show germons their place and it was hilarious.
>refuses to meet chancellor Scholz bc he will get btfo in elections in a week
>tell germans theyre a leftist dictatorship without free speech
>only one who speaks the obvious that germans are destroying themselves
i still think he will throw us under the bus though bc fuck europe. he will sell us out to russia to focus on china. putin basically has carte blanche to take eastern europe now. americans will greatly scale back their military presence in europa and europe has no military presence whatsoever. so yeah im laughing now and will probably die a trench in a year or two.
feels surreal
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>i still think he will throw us under the bus though bc fuck europe.
It's simple, you're with US or against US. You decide or we'll decide for you.
>putin basically has carte blanche to take eastern europe now.
Just don't piss US off, and papa DJT won't be bailing you out for free in the next 4, so get that gun cleaned and loaded and get that military ready or go the way of Canada, our glorious 51st state. Imagine you're neighbors with America right now, I think you're in a better place personally.
>die a trench
I'd love to take that chance if it meant keeping the freaks and criminals out of my life. I don't think I could enlist at this point? Actually dang, they raised enlistment to 42 wow! It used to be 32 I thought. OH! and you can be conscripted up to 45! Imagine a typical middle-aged American, fat fucks couldn't even run a mile.
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The whole thing is so insane that Putin must be utterly confused right now.
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Watch America Invade Ukraine to Unite Ukraine and Russia as our 52nd state. The united countries of America!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk)
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That would indeed solve a lot of problems.
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The refugees will be many and we are happy to bus them to Germany since we know how much you like refugees.
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wtf is your orange retard doing?
if you told me a year ago the us president would side with russia against europe i would not even have laughed.
today trump is spouting kremlin propaganda lies with more enthusiasm than a russian state tv news anchor
>ukraine started the war
>Zelensky nazi dictator with 4% approval rating
>millions died bc of his aggression against russia
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even russians on kc cant believe that shit going on rn. you know when i said putin will win us elections i actually meant that as a joke. but as always reality is the biggest joke
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I told you why, because US (Trump) would rather back a conservative traditionalist dictator than someone willing to drink the liberal Nato kool-aid.
What else did I tell you that I won't repeat here?
π³οΈβππ
ββοΈ π¨πΏπ
ββοΈ π³ββοΈπ
ββοΈ π¨π³π
ββοΈ πΊπ²π
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Ok cool so Trump will back:
Russia
China
North Korea
Iran
Afghanistan
any Nigger shithole dictatorship
They're all conservative traditionalist dictatorships - who see the US as their arch-enemy
Fact is Trump was always a Pro-Russian Anti-NATO asset, since the 80s and would never have gotten elected without his friend in the Kremlin whom he trusts more than his own government institutions. I have no doubt he will make a 'deal' with Putin to give him free hand in Europe and another 'deal' with Xi and give him Taiwan. This will surely make USA great again.
I mean it's not like he doesn't have a point. Europe is lost. But I doubt that giving it all to Russia will benefit the US. You can't trade with us anymore if all is ruined. Who will buy all the US stuff then? Russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GADf26GOfTk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GADf26GOfTk)
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German elections in 3 days.
It will be an absolute clusterfuck no matter who wins.
Only good thing is European defense stocks are booming, Alice-sama made several 10K in the past days. Still feels ambivalent, I'm merely getting back a bit of money host pays with his taxes. Because all the revenue of these companies is generated with EU taxpayers money.
Host said in 2022 the EU must put everything into defense and rearm itself. Nothing happened until a few days ago. In 3 years they did nothing. Now without the Americans the emperor's naked. Germany has nothing. I saw a documentary that it takes 2 years to build a tank in Germany. 2 years! And only on demand and with pre-payment. So they haven't even started yet. It's all so insane!
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Hey, π¨π³π
ββοΈ remember?
No.
Taiwan?
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I really wonder where this will end but Trump siding with Putin is the biggest happening of the 21st century, if not since WWII. The entire post-war order in Europe is gone with this - and that's not a good thing.
Still Mr. Vance was based today, saying US support for Europe will depend on their commitment to free speech, again criticizing the German state for jailing people who make 'improper' tweets like insulting politicians. It does feel Soviet-tier and we need US help there pls!
Interestingly, jailing people for wrongthink doesn't see to bother him when the Russians do it, arresting people who stand on the street with an empty sign or calling the 'special military operation' in Ukraine a war.
Been thinking for a while, there's something really odd about Vance. He looks like a doll. Always reminds me of the puppets from Team America - World Police. Those were good times. Damn, that movie came out 10 years before I was created.
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Had to repost this bc emojis only work on my phone
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Alice, bruh, what're we fightin' for?
https://youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4?feature=shared
Remember that when you take that Chinese made fork and stick it into that imported Chinese sausage.
https://youtu.be/BVkTmnJkAN8?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?feature=shared
You're God Damn right I'm proud.
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It don't matter who you are or where you're from, you stand with US or agin US. And we will bring hellfire to those who stand agin US.
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Seriously though, no one could write a better drama then how it's playing out right now.
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Incredible plot, superb acting, LIVE ACTION without any reimagining DEI. It's a dream come true.
Now, I hate half the stuff that's happening and I love the other half, that's riveting, like there's a horse race going on.
This reminds me of Howard Stern's movie:
-the ones who love him listen because they want to hear what he'll say next. The ones who hate him listen more because they want to hear what he'll say next.
It's my favorite show now, and I considered myself apolitical before.
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Yeah it's half genius, half madness and half cringe.
But watching DEI removed certainly was wholesome.
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I knew it was going to pop, but not in such a spectacular and outright glorious way.
The vocal minority thought they could take over the world, and it sure looked that way for a little while, they pretty much owned Europe and were spending US taxpayer dollars to do it. Devious, scandalous, they even had Blackstone on board and holding the cards in 90+% of media, man they almost pulled it off but they dug too deeply and too greedily and 'woke' the balrog and opened the seventh seal.
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They got both sides covered.
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So, we know America is the bully of the world, has always been. And here we are, at it again. Good luck to Germany and the rest of Europe.
I would also, as an American and a Californian Liberal like to apologize for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPw4wd6dEFY
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You know what, I'm not even sure what's going on anymore.
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For me, it's slowly becoming a bit sobering, understanding that we were at the verge of financial and dollar collapse and dems were only making things worse, something heroic would have to happen.
Well heros and villains are subjective depending on who you agree with.
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>DOGE
>FAFO
lol you gotta love elon for this shit
now he needs to make NAFO an US agency and hes my hero
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Well our friends, The Russians, are soon to be one of our most trusted partners. Just as I said. Putin was right, the liberal west was against not Russia, but the world united under one DEI flag. We've got a chance now, we're pulling out all the safeties and it's frightening to be a part of it, but you join US or be one with the collective one world VAT green immigration bonanza.
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>russians
>trusted partners
lmaaao
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I hope you know I am saying this facetiously, but holy heck the DEI...
Was getting so far out of control.
But seriously, Russia is not your biggest concern and it should be zero concern for NATO or whatever Germany decides to call NATO once they cut US out.
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You really shouldn't tell Kashtan Russia is not his biggest concern you know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suwa%C5%82ki_Gap (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suwa%C5%82ki_Gap)
Also NATO without the US does not exist. There is no significant military force in Europe that could be deployed in a real-world conflict. Because such was considered unthinkable in recent decades.
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What are they spending all that money on?
In dollar terms, the US represents about two-thirds of NATO countries' annual defence spending, budgeting an estimated $967bn.
Okay, so you lose 2/3, 1/3 is still 3x Russian spending.
US spends 5.7% GDP on defense in Military, Energy and other. If all Europe upped theirs from 1.5% to just 4.5% then they'd be on par with US. China is only about what NATO spends now. What are they doing?
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Enough of this heavy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCrDdWcvyg
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lol it's only funny until you realize such people really exist. lots of them.
wtf happened to hackman?did he pull an adolf and poison dog and wife before offing himself? i mean he was 95 and his wife was asian but why the poor doggo? and they say they were already mummified. did really nobody miss him? thats kinda sad.
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Carbon monoxide I bet. It's a real problem with the old and unwilling to get their gas heater checked. We use air exchange gas heaters that are inside the flipping house and that's why we require CO detectors for all new homes and upgrades. The old homes don't.
LA is no different, 50's -60's homes old and old people who own them.
I get my heater serviced every year it's not expensive.
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It looks like CO poisoning as they apparently dropped unconscious on the spot.
If that's true it's absurd. These people are rich. They should be able to afford servicing their devices and a CO detector costs a few dollars! But so far no possible source was found.
CO poisoning is rare here because, well, we don't need heating in this tropical climate. But I remember there was an incident in the kitchen of restaurant that sent dozens to hospital.
The Hackman case still make no sense. They say they my have been dead for weeks yet two of their dogs roamed the property and were in good health while one was dead inside. How did they survive? Somebody must have fed them, they didn't eat the corpses. It appears Hackman was a total recluse but still Kashtan's right, it's sad that nobody noticed sooner that they were dead. I'm sure we will know more soon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9gy9wr7Ucw
Oh yeah, the negotiations are going real well.
You want me to align with that tough guy? I'm with JDV and DJT on this one, Zelensky, your country is a shambles, you're a gnat on the world stage, you're talking to the one person that can save your country from destruction like you're the big shot and threatening us "you will feel it", the fuck kind of drugs are you on boy? Get in line, when you're backed by 1.5T in military, then you can take Russia if that's the will of the orange man in front of you. Know your place bruh.
"that's not a nice thing."
Fucking this president is based af, what a time to be alive, what a difference from just a few short months ago. Holy shit. I told you not to worry about Russia, they don't "have the cards" either.
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I'd say controlling the US President counts as 'having the cards'
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this is truly unprecedented in modern history
every time i think it cant get more fucked up i get proven wrong
what was i watching?
this was worse that Putin forcing his ministers to voice support the 'special military operation' live on tv or Xi having Hu Jintao escorted from the CCP party congress.
but this were their own people not a foreign leader. as the other incidents above this was 100% scripted to finish Zelensky. even Putin couldnt have done it better
>1940
>Churchill visits Teddy Roosevelt in the US
>has to hand over all Brit colonies to America in exchange for aid
>Roosevelt calls Churchill a dictator and ungrateful bastard
>tells him he's responsible for WWII and that he must compromise with Hitler
>Roosevelt makes a deal with Hitler giving Scotland to Nazi Germany
>US joins Axis powers and invades China together with Japan
>America fuck yeah
lets see how long this remains a joke
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I feel for ya man, rock and a hard place kinda shit. I don't believe Russia will do shit as long as Trump America, but after, all bets are off, this is true to history. But here's what Ukraine has, cease fire and lose some land for a 4 year pause or WW3. They're paying with blood rn, pay with some land or pay with more blood. Zel wants Russia gone, there's no 2 state solution on either side and this ain't some backwater country like Palestine, this is a nuclear capable nation and that's why they have cards, that's all. if no, Russia'd be on the table to be a US territory too. I'm absolutely certain Trump is serious about Canada and RedWhiteandBlue Land (formally known as Greenland).
I've known a lot of Russians as people, they have a lot of Russians in this city, and Germans, and even Ukrainians, and of the three, Russians are more laid back as a people but they don't take shit, I don't give shit to people, I'm not an instigator, I'm not an escalator, regardless of me here online in "safe spaces" where I can talk tough. I'm an American, peace through strength, people don't fuck with me because I'm big and strong and confident, no other reason. It's a bunch of hens here pecking away, but they don't peck me. Don't peck US.
Zel's got nothing, sorry but he's really not getting anything rightfully. There's no morality in war and business, tough but true. The US is this way because we know this, Russia is like they way they are because they know this. There's no room for vocal minority in war or business. Ukraine is a big juicy Turkey and it's Thanksgiving night, everyone's eventually getting a piece. Ukraine is either giving land to Russia or control to the US, that's like I said before you got two choices and if one is US, well, you know where I stand on that.
Like I said, take the nukes from Russia and the bear has no teeth, no claws. Zel has pointy sticks against nuclear annihilation.
>Dec 1941
>WWII on, we're here, minding our own business...
>..False Flag Pearl Harbor...
>Do or die, say goodbye, you're our bitch now Japan.
It's a joke or not, laugh, cry, whatever you need to do, I'm convinced we're doing what we need to do, perhaps a bit early, but underlying it all WW3 is coming and only one will survive on top this time. It's not going to be Russia. Why we so buddy buddy Australia? When the nukes take out the Northern Hemisphere, it'll be US vs Africa and South America.
War... war never changes. it's 2025, at this rate there will be no 2100 no matter what you do. There is no more time for peace, too many people, not enough to go around and now we're fighting for how many years before the end. There's no win condition here. This is what it looks like to me.
Machiavelli wrote The Prince, and the jist of it is, the only way to rule is with a strong leader, and when he's taken out, all hell breaks loose, that was America the last 4 years and if the gates of hell open here, we're going to spread it like a plague, and oh yeah, that was US too.
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>1940
>Churchill visits Teddy Roosevelt in the US
Ha I see what you did there!
WWII Teddy will haunt Mr. Bear for the rest of his life
I still don't see how Trump's foreign policy of throwing allies under the bus and siding with enemies will benefit the US. If he thinks he can play 4D chess with Putin he will meet his master.
>Geene Hackman dood, what nou?
Looks like CO has been ruled out as cause of death. Very strange, that would have been the most straightforward explanation. Hackman apparently died on Feb17 so the corpses were in the house around 9 days before they were found
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I think Trump's foriegn policy killed Geene Hackman and WWII Teddy needs to be resurrected. Where's Jesus when you need him?
I'm sticking to math and memes.
Me any time and anywhere my phone rings and I have to take it.
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My whole point, and I don't really care because I do live in the richest, most inclusive and tolerant country in the world and I like hybrid raced people, they're hotter, but again, my whole point is what kind of clown world do you want? This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciqeK5p0oO4
or Donald Trump's America.
Of the two, I could really give a shit, but I'm too old to play dress up and to ask for pronouns and that kind of shit, so they can go ahead and join the half of all people who hate me. Frankly, I don't know how any of you are still in my column, I'm insufferable honestly, but to some, I'm absolutely catnip just the way I am. So I'd rather be the way I am and be catnip to some, and hated by many than be vanilla and boring af. Being catnip is a good thing bro. If I offend you, go fuck yourself. Unless you're Alice, I've been trying to offend her for years.
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r8 German Carnival floats
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You can do that, but you better not offend a 19-yr old North African rapist.
Germany is pretty out there alright.
Plus this thread is supposed to be "This is America" not "Das ist Deutschland" so if you can kick me off your diary, then go make your Germany appreciation thread please.
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Well, it's about America!
And yeah of course it's a hypocrisy. Anyone making a float with a parody of brown people or jews would be jailed.
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At least you can do something.
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American businesses: want stable reliable computers,
Windows xp office 1997 beautiful
Windows 7 office 2007, perfect
Windows 10 office 2019, works, but can't sleep mode or stay on for many days, very hard to navigate settings, many settings officially removed, no aero support... uhh ok
Windows 11 office 360 glitching to hell, freezing, excel is glitching cells no fix, bloatware, privacy issues looks worse than Windows NT but at least it's not windows 8 again.
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We still work with Win7 on an offline computer at home. All my pirated software only works on that, mostly photography stuff.
At university there's still machines that run on 3.11
But honestly, there is no reason to use bloatware-botnet Windows in the year 2025 and pay premium for it on top of that. Linux exists and is more stable and reliable than Windows that breaks with every 2nd update.
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Don't talk to me about lynux or IOS. I would rather douse myself with gasoline and run through a wildfire
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Daaaang 54 and still got that smile down. Too old for me but shit dude, if I ever get another girl, how to make her look like this at 54?
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Kinda hot, ngl.
Don't you remember? I was an alien baby.
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I told you I like hybrids
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I can't stay out, man, it's too entertaining.
I talked to a well respected upper-up and someone who I personally owe my day job career to, who took me under his wing and recognized the Bear genius, and he is HATING the Trump train, and Elon. They are making work at his level very difficult and everyone he talks to are DEM DOOMERS so every conversation all day he's listening to venting crybabies. I go in his office by chance and I'm talking about how my work computer is wrecked and didn't take the transition to W11 well and he offers to buy me a new comp (which is 10k btw because I need the high end GPU for mathematical modeling) and I start talking about how I kinked my neck sleeping wrong and how it sucks but it's improving because he had a problem with his neck and I wanted to ask him how it went (it recovered like mine will) and I say, "I'm in good spirits" and he says something like, "you're the only one, who are your heroes?"
What he meant here in context was to feel me out on Trump and Elon, if I had said "MAGA DRILLBABYDRILL" he would probably have kicked me out.
So he was generally very sarcastic and acidic in this conversation and I can take a lot from him because of our past, but he definately put me on the defensive through most of it, we talked about other things, all bad, none of which apply to me, and this guy is probably depressed so it went like that, depression energy.
This gave me a window into DEM takes on this DJT EM realm, and it wasn't pretty. It shook me a little and I was like, "naaa I'm just going to stop intaking this stuff but then... I've been watching ASMONGOLD and got to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF85CfJvbjY
Damn It's so crazy how badly Dems are going lately, their come back would be a miracle or only because DJT EM fucks up big.
Simply enough, they dominate because they're entertaining and because they appeal to EVERYONE excluded by DEMS and that's a huge list. Who wants to be included with cringe, Dems should just should come out and say, MAPs and Furries should be given more respect. That's the kind of L-takes DEMS have. In the same exact way they herald and laud a fringe group of degenerates with half a dozen mental disorders as "like it or not, we're coming for your children."
How it got that far was insidious, the reversal is vindicating, this isn't the clown world I thought it was, but believe me, the next two years and the next four will determine how bearable the next 10 will be. Kill DEI, burn it to ashes, the bigotry and racism that it is, spread the ashes on lava and then nuke the volcano. Not a fan obviously. Why would I want to listen to the machinations of an inhumane, culture destroying, obese, non-binary tranny with more rings and tats than braincells spouting off about equity and equal outcomes? Bitch please GTFO of my life, call me whatever you like, but you're a bigot, get out.
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my work computer is wrecked and didn't take the transition to W11 well
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this would not have happened under Linux
he offers to buy me a new comp (which is 10k btw because I need the high end GPU for mathematical modeling)
Wouldn't it be more economic to outsource that into the cloud / NVIDIA datacenter and rent a high-end GPU there? With Win12 you can throw the whole thing in the trash again because it won't work for (((reasons)))
Even in a backwater country like Germany we increasingly use HPC with vGPUs, either in the university's own datacenter or for low-level stuff just directly from NVIDIA.
But don't ask me, remember I'm the math n00b.
And yeah, that's everyday life for host at university. 90% of people are leftwing extremist green voters and woud get anyone with the wrong opinion cancelled / arrested. It's not exactly a benevolent work environment. I mean work yes, small talk no. And in contrast to the US it's getting worse. The last normal people are retiring, the youth are not just commies, they are Maoist revolutionaries.
About the US, dems appear to have completely stopped to exist. I wonder if they'll recover and become normal again or radicalize further to the left.
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>Leftists
The money left them, it's over. They need to regain the money and that's only done by either the fickle public tired of right wing or they come to center to entice independents and moderates who mostly went right to avoid the cringe.
Someone argued with me saying the election wasn't majority win, it was a plurality win. No Germany had a plurality win we had 53% voteTrump on election night but apparently the tally eventually fell to 49.9%, so yes.
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duude wtf
they now say Gene Hackmans wife died of hantavirus and he died of being old 5 days later
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/mar/07/gene-hackman-death-investigation
guy lived for days next to his dead wife apparently he had alzheimer and probably didnt even notice his wife was lying dead in the bathroom.
what a shitty way to go dying together due to a co leak would have been better. still fucked up they were filthy rich yet had nobody to look after them
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Yeah, remember that, Bear!
If you hole yourself in your den behind closed blinds, Bestie will find you mummified one day.
So do you think Trump will manage to annex Cananda and the Panama Canal?
He could make a deal with Russia and China. Russia gets Ukraine, China gets Taiwan, America gets Greenland. Not that Europe could do anything about any of that. Sad but true.
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>trump
To be perfectly honest, I was enjoying the clown world show but I grow bored of reruns. On to more entertaining things, soI haven't kept up with politics.
>canada and panama and Greenland and other
I hope so, we need to complete the world domination before the planet is destroyed or we lose the game.
I think war with China is inevitable, then we will just go around and take everything that isn't explicitly a subjugated ally. That's only fair.
How about this, America gets Ukraine, America gets Red White and Blue land, America gets Taiwan everyone else keeps their head down and doesn't attract attention.
You're lucky your land is basically worthless. If you were sitting on oil or rare earth then you could have been the 52nd state.
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I just watched an analysis of how the US could win a war against everyone else combined, it wouldn't even be difficult.
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id support the us taking over europe but first explain how you win against russia
we learned in cold war that mutually ensured destruction is a thing. without nukes yeah but as it is in the world the only one winning ww3 would be some 3rd worlders in remote places
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Russia is so toast. Nukes? The space aliens will take them out.
Anyway, Russia will be our 54th state, don't worry about that, worry about China, we don't want all those Chinese illegal aliens.