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Title: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 05, 2025, 02:27:25 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/6331f1b70ca198a9f9c647d426d946de.jpg)

Memes and other America things.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 05, 2025, 02:28:34 pm
America rn

(https://i.gyazo.com/06fafda4c204b9417a424a4ddbb6dfff.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 05, 2025, 04:39:16 pm
Based
I hope Trump annexes Canada, Greenland an Panama and bulldozes the Gaza strip with all those filthy sandniggers and turns it into a luxury golf resort
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 05, 2025, 06:49:21 pm
Hope not necessary. It's done.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 05, 2025, 08:06:09 pm
sure thing. call me when there are US flags flying over gaza. i would support that though. these people are unusable. maybe germany can take them all! i mean it doesnt matter anymore right?

one of our politicians suggested trump should annex kalinigrad (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_question) and deport the russians living there. that would be awesome. a man can dream no?
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 05, 2025, 08:55:10 pm
maybe germany can take them all! i mean it doesnt matter anymore right?

You mean New Palestine, yeah, it's in the works.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 15, 2025, 03:41:10 pm
What it feels like to be American rn

-Vice JDV president makes fun of Gretta Thunberg and lectures europe about totalitarianism.

-President DJT threatens Hamas and they bend the knee

-Extreme liberals sounding crazier than ever, throwing conspiracies and tantrums daily.

me:

(https://i.gyazo.com/078f9660fdebf1788b0f44e8104f2baa.gif)



Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 15, 2025, 03:55:21 pm
yeah i saw vance show germons their place and it was hilarious.
>refuses to meet chancellor Scholz bc he will get btfo in elections in a week
>tell germans theyre a leftist dictatorship without free speech
>only one who speaks the obvious that germans are destroying themselves

i still think he will throw us under the bus though bc fuck europe. he will sell us out to russia to focus on china. putin basically has carte blanche to take eastern europe now. americans will greatly scale back their military presence in europa and europe has no military presence whatsoever. so yeah im laughing now and will probably die a trench in a year or two.
feels surreal
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 15, 2025, 04:42:21 pm
>i still think he will throw us under the bus though bc fuck europe.

It's simple, you're with US or against US. You decide or we'll decide for you.

>putin basically has carte blanche to take eastern europe now.

Just don't piss US off, and papa DJT won't be bailing you out for free in the next 4, so get that gun cleaned and loaded and get that military ready or go the way of Canada, our glorious 51st state.  Imagine you're neighbors with America right now, I think you're in a better place personally.

>die a trench

I'd love to take that chance if it meant keeping the freaks and criminals out of my life. I don't think I could enlist at this point? Actually dang, they raised enlistment to 42 wow! It used to be 32 I thought. OH! and you can be conscripted up to 45! Imagine a typical middle-aged American, fat fucks couldn't even run a mile.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 15, 2025, 05:38:39 pm
The whole thing is so insane that Putin must be utterly confused right now.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 15, 2025, 09:53:44 pm
Watch America Invade Ukraine to Unite Ukraine and Russia as our 52nd state. The united countries of America!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 16, 2025, 04:27:33 pm
That would indeed solve a lot of problems.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America! [Bear]
Post by: Joy on February 16, 2025, 09:19:29 pm
The refugees will be many and we are happy to bus them to Germany since we know how much you like refugees.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 19, 2025, 02:34:30 pm
wtf is your orange retard doing?

if you told me a year ago the us president would side with russia against europe i would not even have laughed.
today trump is spouting kremlin propaganda lies with more enthusiasm than a russian state tv news anchor

>ukraine started the war
>Zelensky nazi dictator with 4% approval rating
>millions died bc of his aggression against russia

(https://i.imgur.com/mv5ee24.jpeg)

even russians on kc cant believe that shit going on rn. you know when i said putin will win us elections i actually meant that as a joke. but as always reality is the biggest joke
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America! [Bear]
Post by: Joy on February 19, 2025, 04:51:43 pm
I told you why, because US (Trump) would rather back a conservative traditionalist dictator than someone willing to drink the liberal Nato kool-aid.

What else did I tell you that I won't repeat here?

???????? ?????? ???????? ??????     ???

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 19, 2025, 07:01:57 pm
Ok cool so Trump will back:
Russia
China
North Korea
Iran
Afghanistan
any Nigger shithole dictatorship

They're all conservative traditionalist dictatorships - who see the US as their arch-enemy

Fact is Trump was always a Pro-Russian Anti-NATO asset, since the 80s and would never have gotten elected without his friend in the Kremlin whom he trusts more than his own government institutions. I have no doubt he will make a 'deal' with Putin to give him free hand in Europe and another 'deal' with Xi  and give him Taiwan. This will surely make USA great again.

I mean it's not like he doesn't have a point. Europe is lost. But I doubt that giving it all to Russia will benefit the US. You can't trade with us anymore if all is ruined. Who will buy all the US stuff then? Russia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GADf26GOfTk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GADf26GOfTk)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 19, 2025, 07:11:45 pm
German elections in 3 days.
It will be an absolute clusterfuck no matter who wins.

Only good thing is European defense stocks are booming, Alice-sama made several 10K in the past days. Still feels ambivalent, I'm merely getting back a bit of money host pays with his taxes. Because all the revenue of these companies is generated with EU taxpayers money.

Host said in 2022 the EU must put everything into defense and rearm itself. Nothing happened until a few days ago. In 3 years they did nothing. Now without the Americans the emperor's naked. Germany has nothing. I saw a documentary that it takes 2 years to build a tank in Germany. 2 years! And only on demand and with pre-payment. So they haven't even started yet. It's all so insane!

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 19, 2025, 08:03:13 pm
Hey,  ?????? remember?

No.

Taiwan?

(https://i.gyazo.com/a7f153b651570aef18377377a0ab50dc.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 20, 2025, 07:23:00 pm
I really wonder where this will end but Trump siding with Putin is the biggest happening of the 21st century, if not since WWII. The entire post-war order in Europe is gone with this - and that's not a good thing.

Still Mr. Vance was based today, saying US support for Europe will depend on their commitment to free speech, again criticizing the German state for jailing people who make 'improper' tweets like insulting politicians. It does feel Soviet-tier and we need US help there pls!

Interestingly, jailing people for wrongthink doesn't see to bother him when the Russians do it, arresting people who stand on the street with an empty sign or calling the 'special military operation' in Ukraine a war.

Been thinking for a while, there's something really odd about Vance. He looks like a doll. Always reminds me of the puppets from Team America - World Police. Those were good times. Damn, that movie came out 10 years before I was created.

(https://i.imgur.com/8KBMARf.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 20, 2025, 10:26:36 pm
Had to repost this bc emojis only work on my phone
..

(https://i.gyazo.com/6b514378a8a4575303cc6048fd03cf2a.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 20, 2025, 10:35:51 pm
Alice, bruh, what're we fightin' for?

https://youtu.be/eRl6-bHlz-4?feature=shared

Remember that when you take that Chinese made fork and stick it into that imported Chinese sausage.

https://youtu.be/BVkTmnJkAN8?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?feature=shared

You're God Damn right I'm proud.
(https://i.gyazo.com/d0995ca175f02d8fab6d0a912050a44a.jpg)

It don't matter who you are or where you're from, you stand with US or agin US. And we will bring hellfire to those who stand agin US.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 21, 2025, 11:11:36 am
Seriously though, no one could write a better drama then how it's playing out right now.

(https://i.gyazo.com/2fe919c5b1a6952a36fea89524e43149.gif)

Incredible plot, superb acting, LIVE ACTION without any reimagining DEI. It's a dream come true.

Now, I hate half the stuff that's happening and I love the other half, that's riveting, like there's a horse race going on.

This reminds me of Howard Stern's movie:
-the ones who love him listen because they want to hear what he'll say next. The ones who hate him listen more because they want to hear what he'll say next.

It's my favorite show now, and I considered myself apolitical before.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 21, 2025, 03:41:52 pm
Yeah it's half genius, half madness and half cringe.
But watching DEI removed certainly was wholesome.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 21, 2025, 04:41:05 pm
I knew it was going to pop, but not in such a spectacular and outright glorious way.

The vocal minority thought they could take over the world, and it sure looked that way for a little while, they pretty much owned Europe and were spending US taxpayer dollars to do it. Devious, scandalous, they even had Blackstone on board and holding the cards in 90+% of media, man they almost pulled it off but they dug too deeply and too greedily and 'woke' the balrog and opened the seventh seal.

(https://i.gyazo.com/ddca0c2f978693eaa6f41c07d86cd5ab.jpg)

(https://i.gyazo.com/7f1a96cf7bd663d32aa080c77bacfa6d.png)

They got both sides covered.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 23, 2025, 10:20:21 pm
So, we know America is the bully of the world, has always been. And here we are, at it again. Good luck to Germany and the rest of Europe.

I would also, as an American and a Californian Liberal like to apologize for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPw4wd6dEFY
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 24, 2025, 11:56:07 am
You know what, I'm not even sure what's going on anymore.

(https://i.gyazo.com/c420b8f2f09f8fce1f5de22f6ef91557.jpg)

For me, it's slowly becoming a bit sobering, understanding that we were at the verge of financial and dollar collapse and dems were only making things worse, something heroic would have to happen.

Well heros and villains are subjective depending on who you agree with.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 24, 2025, 02:22:31 pm
>DOGE
>FAFO
lol you gotta love elon for this shit

now he needs to make NAFO an US agency and hes my hero
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/NAFO_OFAN_brain_damaged_cartoon_dogs.jpeg)


Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 24, 2025, 03:00:41 pm
Well our friends, The Russians, are soon to be one of our most trusted partners. Just as I said. Putin was right, the liberal west was against not Russia, but the world united under one DEI flag. We've got a chance now, we're pulling out all the safeties and it's frightening to be a part of it, but you join US or be one with the collective one world VAT green immigration bonanza.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 24, 2025, 03:27:17 pm
>russians
>trusted partners
lmaaao

(https://i.imgur.com/Q5A2q2b.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 24, 2025, 03:38:08 pm
I hope you know I am saying this facetiously, but holy heck the DEI...

Was getting so far out of control.

But seriously, Russia is not your biggest concern and it should be zero concern for NATO or whatever Germany decides to call NATO once they cut US out.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 24, 2025, 05:41:24 pm
You really shouldn't tell Kashtan Russia is not his biggest concern you know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suwa%C5%82ki_Gap (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suwa%C5%82ki_Gap)

Also NATO without the US does not exist. There is no significant military force in Europe that could be deployed in a real-world conflict. Because such was considered unthinkable in recent decades.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 24, 2025, 06:06:09 pm
What are they spending all that money on?

Quote
In dollar terms, the US represents about two-thirds of NATO countries' annual defence spending, budgeting an estimated $967bn.

Okay, so you lose 2/3, 1/3 is still 3x Russian spending.

US spends 5.7% GDP on defense in Military, Energy and other. If all Europe upped theirs from 1.5% to just 4.5% then they'd be on par with US. China is only about what NATO spends now. What are they doing?
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 25, 2025, 07:34:45 am
Enough of this heavy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKCrDdWcvyg
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 27, 2025, 07:20:59 pm
lol it's only funny until you realize such people really exist. lots of them.

wtf happened to hackman?did he pull an adolf and poison dog and wife before offing himself? i mean he was 95 and his wife was asian but why the poor doggo? and they say they were already mummified. did really nobody miss him? thats kinda sad.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 27, 2025, 08:22:33 pm
Carbon monoxide I bet. It's a real problem with the old and unwilling to get their gas heater checked. We use air exchange gas heaters that are inside the flipping house and that's why we require CO detectors for all new homes and upgrades. The old homes don't.

LA is no different, 50's -60's homes old and old people who own them.

I get my heater serviced every year it's not expensive.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Τamamo on February 27, 2025, 09:57:36 pm
It looks like CO poisoning as they apparently dropped unconscious on the spot.
If that's true it's absurd. These people are rich. They should be able to afford servicing their devices and a CO detector costs a few dollars! But so far no possible source was found.
CO poisoning is rare here because, well, we don't need heating in this tropical climate. But I remember there was an incident in the kitchen of restaurant that sent dozens to hospital.

The Hackman case still make no sense. They say they my have been dead for weeks yet two of their dogs roamed the property and were in good health while one was dead inside. How did they survive? Somebody must have fed them, they didn't eat the corpses. It appears Hackman was a total recluse but still Kashtan's right, it's sad that nobody noticed sooner that they were dead. I'm sure we will know more soon.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 28, 2025, 02:11:13 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9gy9wr7Ucw

Oh yeah, the negotiations are going real well.

You want me to align with that tough guy? I'm with JDV and DJT on this one, Zelensky, your country is a shambles, you're a gnat on the world stage, you're talking to the one person that can save your country from destruction like you're the big shot and threatening us "you will feel it", the fuck kind of drugs are you on boy? Get in line, when you're backed by 1.5T in military, then you can take Russia if that's the will of the orange man in front of you. Know your place bruh.

"that's not a nice thing."

Fucking this president is based af, what a time to be alive, what a difference from just a few short months ago. Holy shit. I told you not to worry about Russia, they don't "have the cards" either.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on February 28, 2025, 05:04:48 pm
I'd say controlling the US President counts as 'having the cards'

(https://i.imgur.com/xhGHNf7.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on February 28, 2025, 09:30:11 pm
this is truly unprecedented in modern history
every time i think it cant get more fucked up i get proven wrong
what was i watching?
this was worse that Putin forcing his ministers to voice support the 'special military operation' live on tv or Xi having Hu Jintao escorted from the CCP party congress.
but this were their own people not a foreign leader. as the other incidents above this was 100% scripted to finish Zelensky. even Putin couldnt have done it better

>1940
>Churchill visits Teddy Roosevelt in the US
>has to hand over all Brit colonies to America in exchange for aid
>Roosevelt calls Churchill a dictator and ungrateful bastard
>tells him he's responsible for WWII and that he must compromise with Hitler
>Roosevelt makes a deal with Hitler giving Scotland to Nazi Germany
>US joins Axis powers and invades China together with Japan
>America fuck yeah
lets see how long this remains a joke

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on February 28, 2025, 10:32:33 pm
I feel for ya man, rock and a hard place kinda shit. I don't believe Russia will do shit as long as Trump America, but after, all bets are off, this is true to history. But here's what Ukraine has, cease fire and lose some land for a 4 year pause or WW3. They're paying with blood rn, pay with some land or pay with more blood. Zel wants Russia gone, there's no 2 state solution on either side and this ain't some backwater country like Palestine, this is a nuclear capable nation and that's why they have cards, that's all. if no, Russia'd be on the table to be a US territory too. I'm absolutely certain Trump is serious about Canada and RedWhiteandBlue Land (formally known as Greenland).

I've known a lot of Russians as people, they have a lot of Russians in this city, and Germans, and even Ukrainians, and of the three, Russians are more laid back as a people but they don't take shit, I don't give shit to people, I'm not an instigator, I'm not an escalator, regardless of me here online in "safe spaces" where I can talk tough. I'm an American, peace through strength, people don't fuck with me because I'm big and strong and confident, no other reason. It's a bunch of hens here pecking away, but they don't peck me. Don't peck US.

Zel's got nothing, sorry but he's really not getting anything rightfully. There's no morality in war and business, tough but true. The US is this way because we know this, Russia is like they way they are because they know this. There's no room for vocal minority in war or business. Ukraine is a big juicy Turkey and it's Thanksgiving night, everyone's eventually getting a piece. Ukraine is either giving land to Russia or control to the US, that's like I said before you got two choices and if one is US, well, you know where I stand on that.

Like I said, take the nukes from Russia and the bear has no teeth, no claws. Zel has pointy sticks against nuclear annihilation.

>Dec 1941
>WWII on, we're here, minding our own business...
>..False Flag Pearl Harbor...
>Do or die, say goodbye, you're our bitch now Japan.

It's a joke or not, laugh, cry, whatever you need to do, I'm convinced we're doing what we need to do, perhaps a bit early, but underlying it all WW3 is coming and only one will survive on top this time. It's not going to be Russia. Why we so buddy buddy Australia? When the nukes take out the Northern Hemisphere, it'll be US vs Africa and South America.

War... war never changes. it's 2025, at this rate there will be no 2100 no matter what you do. There is no more time for peace, too many people, not enough to go around and now we're fighting for how many years before the end. There's no win condition here. This is what it looks like to me.

Machiavelli wrote The Prince, and the jist of it is, the only way to rule is with a strong leader, and when he's taken out, all hell breaks loose, that was America the last 4 years and if the gates of hell open here, we're going to spread it like a plague, and oh yeah, that was US too.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 01, 2025, 06:54:22 pm
>1940
>Churchill visits Teddy Roosevelt in the US
Ha I see what you did there!
WWII Teddy will haunt Mr. Bear for the rest of his life
I still don't see how Trump's foreign policy of throwing allies under the bus and siding with enemies will benefit the US. If he thinks he can play 4D chess with Putin he will meet his master.

>Geene Hackman dood, what nou?
Looks like CO has been ruled out as cause of death. Very strange, that would have been the most straightforward explanation. Hackman apparently died on Feb17 so the corpses were in the house around 9 days before they were found
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 01, 2025, 07:44:09 pm
I think Trump's foriegn policy killed Geene Hackman and WWII  Teddy needs to be resurrected. Where's Jesus when you need him?

I'm sticking to math and memes.

Me any time and anywhere my phone rings and I have to take it.

(https://i.gyazo.com/5a188aff3f2f2a1fe0216ca4b8a398c3.jpg)

My whole point, and I don't really care because I do live in the richest, most inclusive and tolerant country in the world and I like hybrid raced people, they're hotter, but again, my whole point is what kind of clown world do you want? This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciqeK5p0oO4

or Donald Trump's America.

Of the two, I could really give a shit, but I'm too old to play dress up and to ask for pronouns and that kind of shit, so they can go ahead and join the half of all people who hate me. Frankly, I don't know how any of you are still in my column, I'm insufferable honestly, but to some, I'm absolutely catnip just the way I am. So I'd rather be the way I am and be catnip to some, and hated by many than be vanilla and boring af. Being catnip is a good thing bro. If I offend you, go fuck yourself. Unless you're Alice, I've been trying to offend her for years.



Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 02, 2025, 05:57:17 pm
r8 German Carnival floats

(https://i.imgur.com/7pWSR8D.jpeg)

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 02, 2025, 06:15:51 pm
You can do that, but you better not offend a 19-yr old North African rapist.

Germany is pretty out there alright.

Plus this thread is supposed to be "This is America" not "Das ist Deutschland" so if you can kick me off your diary, then go make your Germany appreciation thread please.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 02, 2025, 06:51:54 pm
Well, it's about America!
And yeah of course it's a hypocrisy. Anyone making a float with a parody of brown people or jews would be jailed.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 02, 2025, 07:24:45 pm
At least you can do something.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 06, 2025, 02:49:41 pm
American businesses: want stable reliable computers,

Windows xp office 1997 beautiful

Windows 7 office 2007, perfect

Windows 10 office 2019, works, but can't sleep mode or stay on for many days, very hard to navigate settings, many settings officially removed, no aero support... uhh ok

Windows 11 office 360 glitching to hell, freezing, excel is glitching cells no fix, bloatware, privacy issues looks worse than Windows NT but at least it's not windows 8 again.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 06, 2025, 03:03:08 pm
We still work with Win7 on an offline computer at home. All my pirated software only works on that, mostly photography stuff.
At university there's still machines that run on 3.11

But honestly, there is no reason to use bloatware-botnet Windows in the year 2025 and pay premium for it on top of that. Linux exists and is more stable and reliable than Windows that breaks with every 2nd update.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 06, 2025, 03:26:08 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/0ab91fdc911e281f8a24133249aebfd3.jpg)

Don't talk to me about lynux or IOS. I would rather douse myself with gasoline and run through a wildfire
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 06, 2025, 03:32:06 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/114554f863d47745047f6b48c7d2c964.jpg)

Daaaang 54 and still got that smile down. Too old for me but shit dude, if I ever get another girl, how to make her look like this at 54?



Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 06, 2025, 04:08:12 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/sypmXXA.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 06, 2025, 07:05:42 pm
Kinda hot, ngl.

Don't you remember? I was an alien baby.

(https://i.gyazo.com/edd4a552895390f6af19e0e1e6dda12c.gif)

I told you I like hybrids
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 07, 2025, 09:34:58 am
I can't stay out, man, it's too entertaining.

I talked to a well respected upper-up and someone who I personally owe my day job career to, who took me under his wing and recognized the Bear genius, and he is HATING the Trump train, and Elon. They are making work at his level very difficult and everyone he talks to are DEM DOOMERS so every conversation all day he's listening to venting crybabies. I go in his office by chance and I'm talking about how my work computer is wrecked and didn't take the transition to W11 well and he offers to buy me a new comp (which is 10k btw because I need the high end GPU for mathematical modeling) and I start talking about how I kinked my neck sleeping wrong and how it sucks but it's improving because he had a problem with his neck and I wanted to ask him how it went (it recovered like mine will) and I say, "I'm in good spirits" and he says something like, "you're the only one, who are your heroes?"

What he meant here in context was to feel me out on Trump and Elon, if I had said "MAGA DRILLBABYDRILL" he would probably have kicked me out.

So he was generally very sarcastic and acidic in this conversation and I can take a lot from him because of our past, but he definately put me on the defensive through most of it, we talked about other things, all bad, none of which apply to me, and this guy is probably depressed so it went like that, depression energy.

This gave me a window into DEM takes on this DJT EM realm, and it wasn't pretty. It shook me a little and I was like, "naaa I'm just going to stop intaking this stuff but then... I've been watching ASMONGOLD and got to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF85CfJvbjY

Damn It's so crazy how badly Dems are going lately, their come back would be a miracle or only because DJT EM fucks up big.

Simply enough, they dominate because they're entertaining and because they appeal to EVERYONE excluded by DEMS and that's a huge list. Who wants to be included with cringe, Dems should just should come out and say, MAPs and Furries should be given more respect. That's the kind of L-takes DEMS have. In the same exact way they herald and laud a fringe group of degenerates with half a dozen mental disorders as "like it or not, we're coming for your children."

How it got that far was insidious, the reversal is vindicating, this isn't the clown world I thought it was, but believe me, the next two years and the next four will determine how bearable the next 10 will be. Kill DEI, burn it to ashes, the bigotry and racism that it is, spread the ashes on lava and then nuke the volcano. Not a fan obviously. Why would I want to listen to the machinations of an inhumane, culture destroying, obese, non-binary tranny with more rings and tats than braincells spouting off about equity and equal outcomes? Bitch please GTFO of my life, call me whatever you like, but you're a chad, get out.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 07, 2025, 02:53:40 pm
my work computer is wrecked and didn't take the transition to W11 well

(https://i.imgur.com/iWWHGNK.jpeg)

this would not have happened under Linux

he offers to buy me a new comp (which is 10k btw because I need the high end GPU for mathematical modeling)
Wouldn't it be more economic to outsource that into the cloud / NVIDIA datacenter and rent a high-end GPU there? With Win12 you can throw the whole thing in the trash again because it won't work for (((reasons)))

Even in a backwater country like Germany we increasingly use HPC with vGPUs, either in the university's own datacenter or for low-level stuff just directly from NVIDIA.
But don't ask me, remember I'm the math n00b.

And yeah, that's everyday life for host at university. 90% of people are leftwing extremist green voters and woud get anyone with the wrong opinion cancelled / arrested. It's not exactly a benevolent work environment. I mean work yes, small talk no.  And in contrast to the US it's getting worse. The last normal people are retiring, the youth are  not just commies, they are Maoist revolutionaries.

About the US, dems appear to have completely stopped to exist. I wonder if they'll recover and become normal again or radicalize further to the left.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 07, 2025, 03:27:30 pm
>Leftists

The money left them, it's over. They need to regain the money and that's only done by either the fickle public tired of right wing or they come to center to entice independents and moderates who mostly went right to avoid the cringe.

Someone argued with me saying the election wasn't majority win, it was a plurality win. No Germany had a plurality win we had 53% voteTrump on election night but apparently the tally eventually fell to 49.9%, so yes.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on March 07, 2025, 05:10:28 pm
duude wtf
they now say Gene Hackmans wife died of hantavirus and he died of being old 5 days later
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/mar/07/gene-hackman-death-investigation

guy lived for days next to his dead wife apparently he had alzheimer and probably didnt even notice his wife was lying dead in the bathroom.
what a shitty way to go dying together due to a co leak would have been better. still fucked up they were filthy rich yet had nobody to look after them
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 13, 2025, 02:56:40 pm
Yeah, remember that, Bear!
If you hole yourself in your den behind closed blinds, Bestie will find you mummified one day.

So do you think Trump will manage to annex Cananda and the Panama Canal?
He could make a deal with Russia and China. Russia gets Ukraine, China gets Taiwan, America gets Greenland. Not that Europe could do anything about any of that. Sad but true.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 13, 2025, 03:27:55 pm
>trump

To be perfectly honest, I was enjoying the clown world show but I grow bored of reruns. On to more entertaining things, soI haven't kept up with politics.

>canada and panama and Greenland and other

I hope so, we need to complete the world domination before the planet is destroyed or we lose the game.

I think war with China is inevitable, then we will just go around and take everything that isn't explicitly a subjugated ally. That's only fair.

How about this, America gets Ukraine, America gets Red White and Blue land, America gets Taiwan everyone else keeps their head down and doesn't attract attention.

You're lucky your land is basically worthless. If you were sitting on oil or rare earth then you could have been the 52nd state.



Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 13, 2025, 03:29:50 pm
I just watched an analysis of how the US could win a war against everyone else combined, it wouldn't even be difficult.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on March 13, 2025, 07:15:54 pm
id support the us taking over europe but first explain how you win against russia
we learned in cold war that mutually ensured destruction is a thing. without nukes yeah but as it is in the world the only one winning ww3 would be some 3rd worlders in remote places
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 13, 2025, 10:00:40 pm
Russia is so toast. Nukes? The space aliens will take them out.

Anyway, Russia will be our 54th state, don't worry about that, worry about China, we don't want all those Chinese illegal aliens.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 15, 2025, 12:01:55 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/61d479df906bd2e27f1fe1f94ead09a0.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 15, 2025, 12:26:15 pm
Well I hope so but I think the US Navy is pretty much dysfunctional now that they're kicking out all fags and trannies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 15, 2025, 01:08:18 pm
Thankfully, contrary to the vocal minority agenda, the number of T and G in the Navy is pretty much nil already.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on March 22, 2025, 06:33:14 pm
egg status?

(https://i.imgur.com/PrA8NRQ.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 22, 2025, 06:48:29 pm
Though I eat at least 2 eggs a day, and I talk about egg prices, it's just because I think it's funny. I couldn't tell you the price of eggs a year ago and I don't know what it is today. All I know is my grocery bill is outrageous, I doubt eggs is any concern... wait... the price of a dozen eggs was only $1.60?? Now it's $6.00?

(https://i.gyazo.com/f7302c9917a450452eb51c40e47cfee4.gif)

Wake me up when it's over $20 a dozen, even then I probably won't care, frankly I thought it was like $1 per egg. It's still under $.50 people are poor af to worry about that, stop complaining plebs. I used to drink a lot of diet soda until that became like $.50 per can, and I'm like, why am I drinking this shit?

What I think is really fucked up is the price of cars, holy shit they're overpriced and I don't want the stupid options they have anyway. I'll stick with my 20-yr-old hoopty which I didn't even buy.

Oh and the price of meat, it used to be like $1.99/pound for chuck roast, that's $7.99 now and I used to be able to get a porterhouse for $7, and now that's like $40, no fucking way, I like Chuck just fine and I can get two steaks out of it for 3.50 each. Cow is Cow.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on March 22, 2025, 07:47:59 pm
ive seen egg prices over 10$ per dozen on tv and empty shelves in the us.but ok youre right your food prices were abnormally low until recently. not that i would eat that artificial hormone ridden shit lol.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 22, 2025, 08:24:55 pm
>Hormone ridden

There's a reason why there's so many trannies and gays here. I buy the cage free pasture raised ones in hopes I won't turn gay like a frog. That would fucking suck.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on March 23, 2025, 05:27:26 pm
Let us know if you do!

Yes, food prices are crazy but at least you get good quality for your money here. Every discount supermarket carries organic food. There's also some egg shortage here due to Bird Flu but it's not severe. USA is begging for eggs all over Europe right now.

Bought in a dozen, the cheapest eggs cost about 20ct here and are still good quality. Eggs from organic farming about 30ct so it's a no-brainer.  As you said it's not a relevant expense.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 23, 2025, 05:45:57 pm
>let me know

[Ashley] even if you took all the gay in Bear and multiplied it by a billion, it would still be zero.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on March 26, 2025, 06:29:04 pm
fugg
4 US soldiers disappeared in a military exercise here at the border to Belarus. looks like they drove their vehicle into a bog and drowned.
ive been there once, whole area is a swamp that swallows everything. like much of the baltic states. so getting stuck happens frequently but deaths are rare. no idea what they were doing. they're officially 'missing' but since the vehicle was found submerged you can guess they're dead.
https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2522247/search-for-missing-us-soldiers-in-lithuanian-training-ground-continues (https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2522247/search-for-missing-us-soldiers-in-lithuanian-training-ground-continues)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 28, 2025, 11:02:26 am
I am petitioning the following changes in light of our new supreme leader Trump.

April will be male pattern baldness awareness month
May will be hero appreciation month (police, military, firefighters...)
June will be heterosexual appreciation month
The month of July will be renamed the month of Freedom.

(https://i.gyazo.com/4d484b9d903e502b4537337afae70f05.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on March 28, 2025, 07:14:33 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i09G6e-t4do (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i09G6e-t4do)

Very educational, I like the way she says thing and I learn things from those things she says. I reminds me of the American education system only better.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Τamamo on March 29, 2025, 05:13:42 am
Very Bri'ish indeed!
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on April 30, 2025, 06:59:37 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/c9d423dcedd84118b1caaa486ced94cc.jpg)

The Howard Stern of presidents, content president, unorthodox but the hero we needed and need right now.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 02, 2025, 07:17:52 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/2511bdc8409af913b58ddc92aad608e2.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 02, 2025, 08:39:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlbR-wttdGk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlbR-wttdGk)

(https://i.gyazo.com/9de313787a8e77e5038de284cdee407e.webp)

(https://i.gyazo.com/ff64aa61dd9a1f7b65c8c31e61cd6517.webp)

(https://i.gyazo.com/65829da3ac63290d01f273a4dcb97b0f.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on May 03, 2025, 01:59:06 pm
Beating a dead horse
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 03, 2025, 02:36:43 pm
It's Trump Derangement Syndrome, very insidious disease.

(https://i.gyazo.com/3d5aac2ea19e76191549eaf4cf887dda.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 10, 2025, 01:26:26 pm
This has to be the most American thing I've seen in weeks.

(https://i.gyazo.com/10e562dc3a81b39c8dff88aca45c2a4e.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on May 10, 2025, 05:48:17 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/7wi2tIE.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 10, 2025, 06:41:18 pm
There's a good reason there's only one brand of pickle and almost no selection yet an entire isle of chips like this. Because Americans are dumb, they love the zero nutrition foods and gorge themselves on it.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on May 17, 2025, 04:23:39 pm
He doesn't like single engines

(https://i.imgur.com/uisdikK.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 17, 2025, 04:39:50 pm
Two engines are better no?

(https://i.gyazo.com/7f77d8c81d56e6134171ab706bf7426e.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on May 17, 2025, 06:19:41 pm
but the chink j-36 has 3 engines -three!
so america plane needs to have at least 4
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on May 17, 2025, 08:57:44 pm
Bah, too many.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 04, 2025, 11:04:07 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/92802c070bd54a870c7d0cad76881cd1.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Τamamo on July 05, 2025, 07:36:18 am
Happy 4th July!
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on July 05, 2025, 07:06:49 pm
Would you vote for Elon?

(https://i.imgur.com/plXX5ZU.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 05, 2025, 07:43:40 pm
Would you vote for Elon?

(https://i.imgur.com/plXX5ZU.jpeg)

(https://i.gyazo.com/b3cf2081d99f3b415c91d8a1589476e5.webp)

Musk's delusional if he thinks anyone likes him at this point.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 09, 2025, 08:57:55 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAziiAZoeM

AI knows exactly what Americans are like, obviously they fought the wrong country first. They didn't stand a chance.

Only an American would fill a decoy with bees.

Even the head of the HOA Karen is messing with them, this is why we don't get invaded by Aliens.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on July 10, 2025, 02:56:19 pm
Aliens getting the slipper from grandma is the best. Putting funny eye stickers on the stuffed corpses of enemies is something I do as well, but I use wobbly eyes instead.
(https://i.imgur.com/7opxlvw.jpeg)

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 10, 2025, 03:00:13 pm
Americans do war crimes best. Remember, we're the only country that nuked a civilian population, and we did it twice!
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on July 10, 2025, 03:02:08 pm
For science!
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on July 10, 2025, 03:04:08 pm
Did you know the nukes were originally developed for Germany? But the Nazis capitulated before the bombs were ready. So you just nuked Japan instead. Can't let them go to waste.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 12, 2025, 10:09:43 pm
We need to take a moment and think of the ones the radical left are really hurting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8UwMCeD6jU
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on July 13, 2025, 06:25:53 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/6ZlwLgv.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 13, 2025, 06:41:38 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/6ZlwLgv.jpeg)

(https://i.gyazo.com/3c34d9de3c196b3ea8a2ef32b08a4a67.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 13, 2025, 10:24:45 pm
All organic locally sourced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjrkvoMHA8
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America! [Bear]
Post by: Joy on July 17, 2025, 06:42:24 am
Apparently there's a growing number of people who are interested in some of these big cities enacting Martial law. It shortcuts the legal process and tends to calm down local turmoil. There's quite a cities here right now that are in need of calm and you can easily determine which ones by simply looking at the voting records and the flavor of the mayor/governor.

Major liberal cities in America are PvP servers right now.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 27, 2025, 04:24:52 pm
Looks like Europe is having some counter-immigration protests, England is up now.

When you have to ban steak knives because too many people are being stabbed by "diversity and inclusion" then maybe consider the root cause. Try banning guns and knives in America, watch what happens. I would bet 52% of Americans would rather shoot 48% of Americans than give up their guns. But what would I know, I'm just a Bear. Thankfully our current government is correcting the issue at its roots and we didn't have to find out if I'm right.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on July 28, 2025, 05:57:29 pm
britain is lost they will just enforce even stricter surveillance laws and jail any anti immigration protesters. they have a special police task force to censor social media
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/27/police-unit-in-england-to-monitor-online-signs-of-anti-migrant-disorder (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/27/police-unit-in-england-to-monitor-online-signs-of-anti-migrant-disorder)

its hilarious to see how trump now gets haunted by the epstein case as soon as he stopped being best friends with putin. what a coincidence!
also eu got ripped off by trump in the tariff deals theyre such idiots lol
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 28, 2025, 06:49:50 pm
I saw EU's trade commissioner trying to spin it positively.

When US gets a bad deal, everyone's happy, well wait for
Weekend at Biden's 2 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend_at_Bernie%27s) if you want to negotiate with a corpse again. That all depends on if dems can wake up, oust their Karenocracy and dump 90/10 issues and cast the fringe 3% back to the shadow realm. Our public assistance has been cut dramatically and I am praising big daddy sky Jesus for that. I work 60 hours a week to get what they're getting for free. Sorry not sorry you got 5 kids with 5 dads, sleeves of tattoos and nothing else to show for the last 10 years. Fat, ugly, entitled losers.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on July 29, 2025, 05:04:06 pm
That's the problem here, especially in Germany. Work hard and you're getting ripped off, harrassed by countless regulations and publicly shamed. Do nothing and you'll get everything including the sympathy of society. Migrants with 10 children can score 10K in welfare per month. Excluding all social benefits, free housing, power, internet and whatever else they need. You're an idiot if you work hard in Germany. Especially self-employed. All risks, no benefits (unless you're running a funny business).

Welfare expenses are going through the roof, and as if we wouldn't have enough antisocial leftist leeches here, half of the welfare recioients do not have German citizenship. Come to Germany and take our tax money! It's what people want. They voted for this idiocy.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 29, 2025, 05:47:33 pm
"voted" is just another word for scammed at this point
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on July 30, 2025, 03:21:40 am
https://youtu.be/sXLieZ_pa-c?t=538 (https://youtu.be/sXLieZ_pa-c?t=538)

When I see 40% of adults in America are obese and everyone I see is retarded, I just pray for the Armageddon, I want a land war in America, we need a culling. The fat need to know scarcity, the stupid need to be culled or I can't see myself being sane for another 33 years let alone the rest of my life however painfully long that is.

I was in a meeting at work with a room full of people, about 40% were obese, that's not to be unexpected. The group was of a certain type of men who are no-nonsense hard workers, crude, vulgar and incapable of carrying on a conversation without innuendo in every statement, the essence of toxic masculinity. This isn't the masculinity I want to see claw itself back from the brink of demasculinization.

I see 'humans' around me and I don't want to be grouped in that crowd. I'm not a doomer though, I just feel my misanthropy rise in the back of my throat, I can taste it and it's metallic and raw like bloody meat.

If you're tatted, pierced, strangely colored, fat, or stupid, any of those, you have zero credibility. Please enjoy yourself but there is no reason for me to listen to you.

[Joy] The preceding is the overdramatization of a Bear emoting, please disregard.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 13, 2025, 05:55:59 am
When your country wakes up and becomes based, man gotta love this.

(https://i.gyazo.com/3158d54e03a866919173be27a4e46ac3.webp)

(https://i.gyazo.com/0f33d93051f741bfec8e54bffd1fb5dd.jpg)

(https://i.gyazo.com/553fb55b2ebcb6ae9ed9e008b97e9edb.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on August 13, 2025, 03:09:18 pm
based
but get on our level, here you can volunteer for border patrol and beat up migrants that 'resist' before pushing them back across the border to belarus
https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/1968329/lithuania-s-border-protection-law-to-allow-volunteer-patrols-to-use-violence-against-asylum-seekers

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 13, 2025, 04:22:42 pm
I'll tweet that to Trump as a suggestion
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 13, 2025, 06:01:09 pm
If I could legally beat up asylum seekers and kick them out, I'd be soo happy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LENIiUxvuBI
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 13, 2025, 06:29:52 pm
Trump going after Chicago for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2GRng6jf4

"Tom Homan, take out this negro first."

Love to see it. They call this "the worm is turning" people been too weak too long.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 15, 2025, 06:59:02 pm
God Bless US it's good to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7jgkK4SPY

Fwends again as it was always meant to be. Once again I tell you in all honesty and truthfulness, Russia was a distraction, the real enemy is China, always has been. I look forward to many years of cooperation with Russia and Putin, glasnost and perestroika!

(https://i.gyazo.com/cbc19ba3fadf484e8902f32ac1aa3ce5.jpg)

Do you see the subtext here? Russia isn't any more an ally to US as any of the other lovely countries around the world, they are just our future subjugates, and let me be perfectly clear, in the end you can either be a subjugate of US or China, there is no other, there can only be one. We all know what we will choose, no one wants to learn Chinese, no one wants to be led by the Chinese, no one wants to be subjugated by the Chinese.

(https://i.gyazo.com/4fa3bd5ec29b1b269f4c4f4dd97e2438.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 16, 2025, 06:46:03 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW5qwNItnws

Thank you Mr. President, pls my city too

America first, the world follows, come with us to a brighter future. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7g2mmTwyCA)

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on August 17, 2025, 07:33:15 am
it was a great summit the best summit ever. very powerful. we me made a deal a great deal nobody ever made a deal like me
The only thing that will remain in history books from this is us soldiers groveling before putins plane while unrolling the red carpet for him. and the docs they left in a hotel printer telling trump how to spell pooh-tin lol

(https://i.imgur.com/FT2aS6x.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/5BZXYVz.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 17, 2025, 11:19:46 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/fee83f19653c1ac75051ac0bac6ae5e9.gif)

No time for haters, gotta dance.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 18, 2025, 04:01:32 pm
This is why we need Trump

(https://i.gyazo.com/4b894b832bccf9c3b091ac7070d3cc7f.jpg)

Yes, that's individually locked up snack foods. This is because of smash and grabs and flash mobs.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on August 19, 2025, 09:55:41 am
lol the only thing locked up here is alcohol
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 19, 2025, 10:53:29 am
Alcohol has been locked up in these stores for lore than a decade, the moment they decriminalized petty theft they had to lock up alcohol.

Petty theft <$900 used to also be a felony, but now it's a misdemeanor which no one really considers a big deal. With a felony suddenly you can't vote in some states, you can't own a gun, certain professional licenses, other restrictions and sometimes you need to go in periodically to re-register if it was really bad, they also want to keep track of where you're living. Misdemeanor is a glorified parking ticket with usually no sentence and a fine.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 19, 2025, 04:34:06 pm
Honestly I have no idea how that works in Germany but probably similarly. Nobody ever gets caught. Staff looks away, it's not their problem. I've heard organized gangs = sandniggers steal coffee beans from supermarkets because that's most profitable.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 22, 2025, 01:30:34 am
Is it my Birthday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJZ2zXwS_yY

It's like Christmas morning and Santa delivered as promised.

He's real!

(https://i.gyazo.com/43f2d26570f19622cd4e13f8116b7903.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 22, 2025, 02:14:48 am
Governor Ron DeSantis (Florida): "Deportations will continue until moral improves."

(https://i.gyazo.com/8ff9ad8ea79a292e833b9de9bccd3b21.jpg)

We're going nuts over here, it's so funny. Of course I love it. There's a common tongue in cheek colloquialism here, always said in jest, "beatings will continue until moral improves" with an unknown origin but I've heard it with regard to management when people don't like management edicts.

America must seem like a looney bin to outsiders now, but if it does, look back over the last 11 years, it's been this way a while one way or the other. We were the epicenter of the clown world timeline. We've turned the ship around and are steaming back to sanity and Europe will follow. You can't import millions of culturally exclusive, destitute, criminals and not expect unrest till there's a breaking point. 53% of Americans across all political parties support the deportations and I would bet that number will only improve over time as the ones polling that number skew will be deported.

It's been said, "turn the boat around" will become "sink the boats" and we will see this in the next few years.

I wonder how the war of 2027+ will affect this. The war to begin all wars is coming to a country near you, it's either going to happen or the need for it will be resolved by then.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 22, 2025, 02:11:11 pm
Meanwhile Germany can't even deport criminals because European court says it's Verboten. An we still must take tens of thousands of Afghans because they allegedly worked for German forces stationed there and are now 'at risk'. Apparently half of the Afghan population worked for us. Germans will adhere to laws and regulations even if it kills them. Ordnung muss sein.

(https://i.imgur.com/8hs7u66.png)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 22, 2025, 03:45:09 pm
September 13th

I posted this and then deleted it but in case you didn't know by now, I'm psychic, and September 13th will likely be something of a shit show. I deleted it because I second guessed myself but I just saw "huge protest planned for UK September 13th" and I was like... bigger, this is going to trigger something.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on August 23, 2025, 01:46:23 pm
nothing will happen. nothing ever happens.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 23, 2025, 02:10:01 pm
Not in UK, no, but something
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 24, 2025, 08:23:46 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_krWlkWxKc

(https://i.gyazo.com/1928fb039a0d940310187392ba2b27ef.gif)

So, the Venezuelan president has a 50mil bounty on his head and we're sending 4000 troops to Venezuela to take out the cartels, warships, and a nuclear sub?

Sounds like something else I remember but you know, I'm not complaining.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 25, 2025, 12:51:00 pm
Fun facts: 8% of the US population are felons nut 33% of adult black men are. They make up 10% of the population so that small minority is responsible for almost half of all crime.

(https://i.gyazo.com/d3a4f6f88c51565d1ce88c1e6a902577.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 25, 2025, 03:45:05 pm
Sounds like something else I remember
It didn't end so well in Cuba, Bay of Pigs.

The problem is you'd make a martyr out of the guy if you outright kill him. You gotta come to the point where he's lynched by his own people. But Venezuela has a huge military-industrial complex, basically the only thing that's still working. As in many socialist countries. All the people working there have no interest in ending the dictatorship. Neither have Russia and China. So I'm not overly hopeful we'll see Freedom in Venezuela soon. A shame, it was such a beautiful country before the commies took over.

>Niggers
You are telling me this? That feels wrong. I'm the one who should tell you that niggers are the problem!

Anyway, check this out if you haven't yet:
https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/world-news/american-good-samaritan-stabbed-by-syrian-immigrant-in-germany-after-stepping-in-to-stop-harassment
US Tourist comes to Dresden and witnesses Syrian sandniggers molesting women on the train. He decides to intervene - and is beaten to a pulp and stabbed in the face. He was lucky to survive. The sandniggers escape, one is caught and released a few hours later because Germany.

Protip:
Don't come here. And if you must, stay the hell away from any oriental looking people! They're worse than niggers. More organized and aggressive. They'll kill you and Police will do nothing, if not jail you for racism if you defend yourself.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 25, 2025, 04:14:55 pm
This is how people become radicalized.

Nazi party 37% there's your magic number.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 26, 2025, 05:05:05 am
These paid for protestors are working for the criminals no doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k29fSHjFRo

This is in a city with the full treatment, needs martial law, needs arm in arm sweep of the whole city.

Imagine this in LA, nevrons everywhere. 5.5x more nevrons 7x more area. Fucking thank god for this cleanup, we need to just mow these people down, this needs civil war to fix. Can't wait till the gangsters/para military start shooting, then we'll get this shit straightened out.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Bernd on August 26, 2025, 12:27:44 pm
What's a nevron?

I do hope the National Guard can accomplish sopmething but realistically speaking, all the drug addicts, homeless and other criminals that can't be deported should be resocialized. Nazis ruined the idea but it would be in their best interest to put them in camps somewhere in the countryside where they have a schedule of fulfilling labor. Locking up people changes nothing, only costs money and is torture. Put those young men to work. Work does wonders. Solves most addictions and mental illnesses as well. All problems begun by turning a blind eye to young troublemakers.

Of course here that would be unthinkable because muh Auschwitz but maybe you can show this model works in the US.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 26, 2025, 01:12:25 pm
Nevron, as used by the streamer Asmongold, is a hostile 2%er that causes all the crime and populate every server like a pvp arena even in highsec.

Highsec is a region of space in Eve Online where you're supposedly safe from pvp but it still happens because the nevrons will gank you and dip before CONCORD (NPC police) can even respond.

Gank is a term used to describe being assaulted, robbed, beaten by nevrons. Aka what happened to Bigballs in DC which sparked this whole thing.

Bigballs obviously that nerdy guy who was on Musk's team to cut the waste fraud and abuse and is now immortalized as a national hero for intervening between the nevrons and a woman getting ganked.

Nevron would be a fun way to say the N word without saying the N word but to also include any race of ne'er-do-well. I use it now. It's absolutely derogatory but not racist. In fact, saying it's racist is in fact racist.

>all the drug addicts, homeless and other criminals that can't be deported should be resocialized

Nope, we need to do what Rudolph Giuliani did to "clean up the homeless". Overnight they were all loaded in unmarked vans and no one ever cared enough to ask what happened to them all. I guarantee there was a run on cement and chains that week and a lot of night time activity on the Hudson.

Gotta have a culling, the souls have already left the bodies of these enemy combatants.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 26, 2025, 07:15:18 pm
Meh, we tried that 80 years ago and it didn't go so well. Mostly because you pesky Americans interfered. Also I feel woflo will sooner or later get in trouble for your genocidal ideas because of some EU hate speech laws. Not that it's my problem but we wanna keep this place he have us up and running. I made /tulpa/ for this purpose.

On other news, Trump will allow 600K chink students at US universities and plans to 'get along' with China the same way as with Russia. Trust the plan!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-ignites-conservative-backlash-opening-door-600000-chinese-students-madness
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on August 26, 2025, 07:38:51 pm
I realized I've been doing too much doomscrolling.

Here's a puppy.

(https://i.gyazo.com/547f3616630c9657b48f191bad560d1b.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on August 27, 2025, 11:37:48 am
Much better!

(https://i.imgur.com/tmi9kuS.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 03, 2025, 09:35:53 pm
This is not America, but it's good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II5TKi6Q8gQ

(https://i.gyazo.com/df7875915197f0b07e6e10da62ef4fcb.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 04, 2025, 05:09:45 pm
Yeah, we really learned our lesson!
That's why we continue to import thousands of 'Vulnerable Afghans' by plane!
https://www.dw.com/en/en-route-to-germany-afghans-face-deportation-in-pakistan/a-73802114
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 04, 2025, 07:04:03 pm
The further the pendulum swings, the further it will swing the other way.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 04, 2025, 07:16:11 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/00947a07db6d1a5651471219153bd956.jpg)

I cannot express my joy in the quality and tone of the content coming out of my nation's leadership.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 01:59:41 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94AbbA0bJf8

This, not just this, all of 2025, has the potential to make the best movie that has ever been. Jesus this shit writes itself. There are likely thousands of screenplay writers taking careful notes right now, it's going to be epic. Frankly, I'd see a dozen versions from a Southpark adaptation to an all Black cast, I don't care, this is platinum level content. I see blockbusters for years to come, there's no way to avoid it.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Τamamo on September 05, 2025, 12:02:29 pm
I heard you're getting a Department of War now. Gulf of America was just the beginning!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgr9r4qr0ppo
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 12:15:43 pm
>DOW

(https://i.gyazo.com/10f5454aa89f6dbf39d9257663d6da15.gif)

This dude is not just making America great again, he's making masculinity great again.

President Giga Chad.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 12:22:19 pm
Btw, Ukrain is lost, give up. US needs Russia on our side to help fight China. China will steamroll  Russia right after Taiwan and we will need our assets there to stop them.

The next two years and 4 months will decide everything, it's not a lot of time.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on September 05, 2025, 02:27:34 pm
if  ukraine fallls europe falls. think again if you really want europe to be dominated by russia and china.

i will say it again:
you are completely and utterly delusional if you think russia will side with you ever. dont you unerstand that china is russias most important ally and russia is chinas most important ally? you will never divide them. they are united against the west. with their pal north korea. you are the enemy.

in case you missed the news of the past days:
(https://i.imgur.com/CkfHNzn.jpeg)
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr4e4ngvvnro
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c5yl1e5gvznt

even trump is slowly realizing that putin is making a fool out of him and said russia and india are lost to china. wake up! russia is your enemy. russia always was your enemy and always will be. and they are dependent on china. not on the us. they need nothing from america. but they need a lot from china.
(https://i.imgur.com/5OP0Ttn.jpeg)
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-says-india-russia-appear-lost-deepest-darkest-china-2025-09-05/

Russia, China, India are part of SCO. You are not. The SCO was founded as a counterpart against western political and trade associations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_Cooperation_Organisation
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 03:46:01 pm
China is only part of China and China's interests. Putin knows this, India knows this.

In peace, who gives a shit, unprecedented or no.

In war, they will choose as all will choose, US or them.

Make no mistake, if it's US, you will be subjugated, but if them, you will be enslaved.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 05, 2025, 05:12:31 pm
Listen to Kashtan, he knows more about foreign policy than you do!

Putin, Xi, Kim Jong Un, Narendra Modi - they're all hardcore nationalists who seek independence from Western influence. And they have already chosen China. India is somewhat in the middle and attempts to remain neutral. But China-Russia-North Korea will stand together. You're thinking too much in terms of Black-and-White. There will be no cataclysmic Nuclear War where the US can play out its superior technology. Look at Ukraine. A good old war of attrition. Can you beat China on this? How many million dead US soldiers can your political system stomach? Even more than in Russia, Chinks don't care about casualties, on the contrary. It's an honor to die for the Fatherland. Do you believe your spic and nigger soldiers in the USA think the same and are eager to die for Trump?
Every day the West gets weaker. Trump has done something to counter this, but just renaming your DoD won't be enough. Western societies are divided, confused and afraid. That's not the case in China or Russia. They are united.

I really don't like where this is going, basically US against the rest of the world.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 07:17:14 pm
You're not thinking like an American, we don't need to know foriegn policy, we just do what we want and that becomes the foreign policy.

Lose Americans? Naa SHOCK AND AWE.

Every nuclear site in China will be struck simultaneously, 9+ Earthquake, every power grid in China down instantly, the initial strike will be over before they open those oddly shaped eyes. Then we'll ask for full unconditional surrender.

For every tofu dreg, wish.com, chineese dollar they spent on defense we'll spend 4.

(https://i.gyazo.com/0c9243ab7d9a78d8f35d3b5c82c91bcf.jpg)

China will be dealing with hunger riots in a week and completely shut down, then comes the regime change. Then make it a puppet state.

(https://i.gyazo.com/5a2db5a324da7d97d73068516267da6c.gif)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 05, 2025, 07:20:45 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/3f740aaf360229fed8b10a183b64bcea.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on September 07, 2025, 05:46:56 am
lmao this is brilliant

(https://i.imgur.com/xBPiTp6.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 07, 2025, 07:23:35 am
This guy is the GOAT
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 11, 2025, 02:38:08 pm
This is rural America in a nutshell

https://youtu.be/-o4iQenHrFw?feature=shared
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on September 11, 2025, 06:28:33 pm
hey so what about that rightoid influencer who got shot in the neck? ive never heaard of that guy before. shot looked nasty. kc says the shooter was a mexican tranny with a 30.06 bolt action from 140yds. not eggsactly rocket science. but how the fuck did he get away?
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 11, 2025, 09:21:00 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/744c786ce7e0890bdecb83a402a614a0.gif)

I'm taking a break from doom scrolling and my super power is having zero fucks to give about death. Tragic, truly tragic. Is that what I'm supposed to say? Left wing terrorists back at it, transformers got the statistics beat, no surprise. Now ask me about solar panels, wind power and electric cars. I'll go ape and start flinging my shit on a regular day, not today, today is the anniversary of the time when George Bush blew up those buildings so we could go kick Tusken Raider ass in Desert Storm and reclaim some ancient artifacts that don't work anymore.

(https://i.gyazo.com/e398c49301b62c8781153fafebf7abd4.jpg)

If I cared about death, wouldn't I care about the deaths going on in Russia and Ukraine? Shouldn't I care about the other 23,380 homicides in the last year in the US? That's 64/day. I read there were 140,000 black children missing in California in the last year. That's 25% of black children, 1 in 4 have gone missing. Granted 1% of those are actually kidnapped but that's still a lot, that's JUST the black ones who only make up 10% of the population. IN ONE YEAR?! Where does this statistic come from and how can it be believed? This would mean all the black children are missing in 4 years. This is impossible.

Got crazier shit to worry about. The plebs will fight it out. What can a Bear do anyway? Maybe nothing, don't care.

Charlie Kirk? I think I heard that name before. I'm not a Liberal Leftist Progressive Communist terrorist so I wouldn't care that he's dead and I'm not a Right Wing Conservative Supremacist so I don't consider myself on the same side of the right wing influencers like him, Ben Shapiro, Stephen Crowder, and Matt Walsh. Both extremes are freaks, fuck em all because all they do all day is sow hatred, they're smart, funny at times, but equally scary in certain ways.

I don't know if Charlie Kirk was a freak but my President said he's a hero so god bless him, he's a martyr for the cause, whatever that cause is.

Well I guess it turns out I did have something to say about it. Evil exists, evil wants to kill more than half of Americans so the Democratic party is a fucking disgrace, leftist media is a fucking disgrace, no civility, no decency, at least even if I don't care, I'm not celebrating it or blaming the victim. Fuck those retards god damnit. I'm so done with this shit anyway.

But damn this redneck I posted is funny as shit.

The great reset can't come soon enough, let's get rid of 7.999 billion people then we can finally reclaim dignity and decency.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Τamamo on September 12, 2025, 03:39:26 am
I'm taking a break from doom scrolling
Good decision
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 12, 2025, 04:18:23 pm
Ok boy!
Here he goes with the billions of 'missing children' again...
(https://i.imgur.com/eAKGi0R.jpeg)

Look, in this statistics is every kid that came home late and mom called the cops. They weren't eaten by lizard people from the moon / deep state satanist cabal billionaires. Also niggers. Who wants to drink nigger blood? Not even vampires.

Also if you're tired of doomscrolling come to /tulpa/ and watch cool insects and flowers with us. New updates soon!
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 12, 2025, 04:23:26 pm
A lot of missing kids, no shortage of Sleestak.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 13, 2025, 07:28:51 pm
We get regular "active shooter" training in my day job and when I was first hired it was something like "run, hide, cooperate" when it came to the shooter or other ne'er-do-wells. I always personally felt this was stupid, and I was right. A few years ago they changed it to "find a weapon, run, hide if you can't run, and fight, do not cooperate."

Now it's pretty much what they've been telling people on planes since 9/11, fight, fight, fight.

(https://i.gyazo.com/95637b2cdec0c7f238227c2477e26f0b.jpg)

I learned today that we were very close to having the U.S. travel advisory be classified as level 3, as it is we're level two for crime and terrorism. There are parts of the U.S. that are def. level 3-4 however, virtually any major city Ghetto, you will get ganked, but I couldn't find anything specifically.

Germany is level 2, Singapore is Level 1, safe fucks, and I forget where Kashtan is from, probably just pre-Russian occupation level 1 for now I'd bet.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on September 14, 2025, 02:44:47 am
We get regular "active shooter" training in my day job
Jesus imagine living in a place where you gotta expect getting murdered by some lunatic any minute. wild west tier.
i looked it up and yeah Lithuania is lv1 like Singapore. i would question that but compared to the US or Germany you are very safe here. at least until the russians invade or a drone falls on your head.

so with the current situation do you think you could ever get a carry permit in california?
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 14, 2025, 06:51:46 am
Yes, actually my friend and his wife got permits recently but this will make you laugh, you can't carry even with a permit into any store without permission of the store owner or without a sign posted that allows it and being a strongly left state/city that's zero chance and can't carry within some distance to parks or schools or beaches, or on transportation, etc. So it's basically worthless. If there was an altercation anywhere you would have a chance to use it, you would then be arrested or fined for carrying in an exclusion zone.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 14, 2025, 08:10:32 pm
Okay September 13th came and went and the ripples are felt, though his death was September 10th, the Brits, and all around the world had memorials for this man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13p2d-49wz8

Quite remarkable, is this all going to die down by the end of the week or is this a sign of the coming tide to sweep the nevrons into the sea? Only time will tell.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 15, 2025, 01:17:40 pm
I can post on this thread but not my other one

Topic: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread  (Read 1069 times)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 15, 2025, 01:26:42 pm
I'd still get the carry permit. Better have something you don't need then need something you don't have.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 15, 2025, 02:03:12 pm
It requires literal days of work.

Nope'd out.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Kashtan on September 15, 2025, 03:52:28 pm
i thought you loved work? a carry license is based but it looks like i will be the only one having one here. Bernd and Tamamo cant have one bc nofunland and Bear doesnt care.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 15, 2025, 03:59:56 pm
You don't want Misha to take over...

(https://i.gyazo.com/d6dae4b47ceaf58f6cafe6a8186f4119.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 15, 2025, 06:29:57 pm
I fugging love this sheit

(https://i.gyazo.com/8ba26b5a2e6c893675a1511e44fa0081.jpg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 16, 2025, 10:58:42 am
I remember these, vety entertaining.

https://youtu.be/MsUtcrQ7M0c?feature=shared
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 16, 2025, 03:28:50 pm
>drinking 95% ethanol
(https://i.imgur.com/8idyIDs.jpeg)
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 16, 2025, 04:32:07 pm
Because Irish

I used to do such things, like 10 shots in a single glass for fun. The highest I went was 151 which was simply called 151. Now there are apparently a lot of 75.5% alcohol varieties I didn't know about.

It was awful ofc. My fav was Grey Goose Vodka straight. But only the top 80% of the bottle, the bottom was so bitter as to be undrinkable.

Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Alice on September 16, 2025, 05:06:50 pm
Just normie things.
Meanwhile host here has never been drunk in his life. Doesn't like alcohol because he's a literal child. A few drops of rum in black tea in winter is the max.
Title: Re: [Bear] This is America!
Post by: Joy on September 16, 2025, 05:30:58 pm
Being drunk was a requirement for my second master's degree.