Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread

[Joy]

Those fucking turd horders! I should have followed my instinct and never started this.



I'm done.

[Kashtan]

keep us updated if that fixes the problem! you gotta lose weight to fit into the ultimate car

[Joy]

I added 40 minutes of walking a day. So boring

[Alice]

The walker!

I can't discern whether Kashtan's car is an AI abomination or real Eastern European craftsmanship. But I gotta say this is the funniest thing I saw in a while.

[Joy]

That german car has crap for gas mileage.

Anyway, I'll be buying a used 4runner if something major happens to either of these cars. I'm not going to replace engine/mentally ill on this car it's worth more than the carfor just parts.

[Alice]

engine/mentally ill

[Joy]

You'd have to be mentally ill to replace a tranny on these old cars

[Alice]

I told you from the beginning it's not worth investing too much money in such an old car, didn't I?

[Joy]

No, but my old truck is priceless, def worth it.

[Τamamo]

Haha what the hell how long did it take you to make this?

[Joy]

I have been struggling to lose weight, you know, moving more and eating less, zero progress.

Then I said, "FUCK YOU SUN!"

I lost 4.5 lbs by eating more.

Mhm, that fucking Sun was feeding me like a plant. Fucking photosynthesis.

On another subject I tried MSG and it did exactly jack shit to the flavor of my meal. I am not Asian enough to even taste it.

[Joy]

These are those girls from that band tatu like 25 years ago and the one on the left in this picture looks a lot like the bartender girl I hung out with in NYC that one summer I lived in a closet and made no money. (Not in a gay way)

This was the majority of the basis for Ashley but Ashley is way nicer and not half gay. (She was bi and also had a GF that pretty much considered me a threat but was "taking a pause" or some shit from chickie.

[Joy]

These girls look like shit now, oof. The girl I know would be well my age obviously, or was she older? I think I was 21? I can't even remember what year that was anymore. I think they gave me too many drugs when they stole my appendix.

[Bernd]

These girls look like shit now, oof.

They are Russians. They look extremely hot as Teens but from there it quickly goes downhill. Well they undoubtedly looked good when Tatu became famous. I had to look it up and man, that was 2002. They were born in 84 and 85 so they are actually younger than me and were 16-17 back then. Borderline.

[Joy]

Eww they're old.

It's the alcohol, it ages you.