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Cats
« on: June 08, 2014, 04:53:05 PM »
You know what everyone loves? I sure know what I love. All these silly tulpas keep distracting us from our true masters, the cats. We must talk about cats in this thread to please the masters.

I love how my cat wakes me up. Well, he rarely wakes me up and instead he wakes up when I wake up, but as I lie there in bed, he comes over to me and is all "mrow". He starts headbutting my everything and purrs so loud as I pet him. He also meows at the same time as he purrs and it sounds so funny and he's cute. Cats are cute.

Use this as narration/visualization fodder, young tulpaforcers.

Re: Cats
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2014, 04:55:37 PM »
Just do it.

Re: Cats
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2014, 04:56:20 PM »
You heard the lover.

Re: Cats
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2014, 05:00:14 PM »
Cats are the secret rulers of the world. Seriously. Our governments are influenced by banks and such, which are controlled on a multinational level by a conspiracy headed by reptilians. But that's no secret, anyone with their eyes open knows that. The shocking news is that the reptilians are actually puppets for our cat overlords who rule from aboard the International Space Station. You think that's purely science? Guess again, sheeple. You're being controlled by mind-control rays beamed down from the ISS and sister networks of satellites to your cat's tail-antennas, who then influence you via hypnotic suggestion in their cat noises. This is no joke; this is very real. Cats are evil.

Cats are cute.

MegaBusta

Re: Cats
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2014, 06:04:26 PM »
Mrowl

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Re: Cats
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2014, 06:42:53 PM »
This is the one my family now calls "Lacey cat". Not sure why we add Cat, or often Kitty to the end of her name, but she's cute and stuff. Haha, she managed to get outside during a storm yesterday. Came running right back to the door once thunder sounded.

Re: Cats
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2014, 07:29:58 PM »
That is a cute cat.

Re: Cats
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2014, 06:36:49 AM »
Cats are cute.

Once my cat managed to get outside on his own too. Luckily I wasn't living where I live now as I probably would have never seen him again, but back then I was living with other people who didn't seem to realize "keep the goddamn door closed" meant... Keep the goddamn door closed unless you're planning on following the cat. My cat's pretty timid, but he is so curious so an open door and yeah, sooner or later he's gone. Was pretty worried there as there still were plenty of cars around and I have already lost cats, but luckily he came back in an hour. All wet and quiet and scared. Didn't want to go outside for a while after that, I usually take him for walks and he enjoys that but welp, he rather stayed inside after that. For a while.

Okay so my cat's neutered okay. You should get your cat fixed if you're not planning on breeding them anyways okay, it will make your and the cat's life easier. Okay. Okay so anyways, obviously he was under anesthesia after that when I brought him home and with the fast metabolism that cats have, they're bound to have an accident. That's not a surprise. So obviously at some point he pissed himself and later on as he started to wake up properly, he would start wandering around. Never got too far because he would always fall back asleep after a couple of steps so I got my piss-soaked cat a less piss-soaked place to sleep in, some nice warm and soft place. I left him there for a while on his own while I went to get me something to drink and then I come back. And man, what do I see. Cat's somehow made his way on my chair and I have no idea how he did that, seeing that it would kinda require jumping and everything and he was so drugged even walking seemed difficult. Welp, there he was. What else could I do except to take the piss-soaked cat and let him sleep on my lap. He seemed to prefer that. Wasn't all that comfortable to me, though, but he was cute.

Re: Cats
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2014, 01:31:42 PM »
Remember to feed your little predators plenty of MEAT. Nothing is cuter than watching them kill a bloody piece of a dead animal.

MegaBusta

Re: Cats
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2014, 03:17:51 PM »
How do you kill something that's already dead though?

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Re: Cats
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2014, 06:34:15 AM »
Cats. They find a way.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2014, 12:49:54 PM »
Figured it'd be worth mentioning that Lacey wound up being a boy.

This is the second time this has happened to us :l

Imean, I'm not keen to check out a cat's junk either which way, so I had no way to really confirm nor deny, but to my understanding, someone checked a week or two ago and was like "oh".

Cause apparently it wasn't obvious enough when he was teensier. Or something.


Just figured I'd mention cause why not, still check this place every couple days anyway. Not that I'm coming back you bunch of RP'ing attention whore faggots ;-;

(Mfw still actually pays Tupper attention every so often because I'm a weak-willed bastard)

Re: Penises
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2014, 01:56:53 PM »
Guys look at me, I'm so sad. >mfw pitying all the time This place is the only thing I have left guys. ;-;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,, P-Please, don't feel bad for me.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2014, 04:18:18 PM »
Well isn't that just sad, Fede?

Don't worry, I won't pity you at least. Cause you're a faggot.



But we already knew that.

Really, I just browse because it's familiar. For the first week or so I was trying to abstain from checking up around here and .info but eh. I like reading some PR's and threads. Never really had much going on anyway, looking around is a good time killer

But yeah. Cat was identified a dude a couple days after I decided eh on working. Wanted to post something but decided not to. Was bored in class earlier and figured why not.

His name is Tigger now, I think (Brother is going through a Winnie the pooh phase), and he too is a faggot. Have a few new scars by his paw :T
« Last Edit: August 26, 2014, 04:35:10 PM by Enny »

Re: Cunts
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2014, 05:13:23 PM »
I guess I shouldn't bother to ask if you even considered those words in your dairy thread and tried some of the stuff, or even if you did try the stuff, that you just ended up giving up like always thanks to zero motivation for pretty much anything tupper-related.

No, I don't have anything to say about cats. Too simple-minded animals. Guess that's why I'm not much for animals in general, unless they're imaginary and thereby intelligent if one wants them to be.