Author Topic: Cats  (Read 86632 times)

Re: Cats
« Reply #240 on: June 03, 2018, 01:36:39 AM »
She is working on murdering everyone who laughed.

Re: Cats
« Reply #241 on: June 14, 2018, 04:59:26 PM »
I wouldn't doubt it.



Right now the method of choice seems to be kneading me to death, even with the help of other cats. They've always loved kneading on me and I'm used to it but the amount of claws used increased recently. Scares most people unfamiliar with cats shitless when the cute kitty on their lap starts rhythmically extending and retracting claws all the way out. Well and it does hurt, they're needle sharp and effortlessly penetrate several layers of clothing. My upper body looks like I've been through some SM session and quite frankly I have.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2018, 05:02:51 PM by Bernd »

Re: Cats
« Reply #242 on: June 24, 2018, 01:32:47 AM »
Little claws on your flesh is love. Accept it and thank your cat overlords for such a thoughtful gift you don't deserve.

Re: Cats
« Reply #243 on: July 15, 2018, 03:50:37 PM »
I was sick and died and cat was a cute snugglebug the whole time. He's a sweetie.

Re: Cats
« Reply #244 on: July 15, 2018, 06:12:15 PM »
Good cat.
They really seem to know when you're not feeling well.

And purring vibrations apparently do promote healing, at least it feels good.

Re: Cats
« Reply #245 on: August 08, 2018, 03:51:31 PM »
It's cat day!
Cats didn't care and spent the day lying in the shade. And sitting on me of course. They're shedding like crazy in the heat now, I have no idea how it's possible to lose so many hairs and still have fur.

Re: Cats
« Reply #246 on: August 13, 2018, 09:33:39 AM »
That's how new cats are born. Enough hair gets shed and it forms together into a new kitten.

Re: Cats
« Reply #247 on: September 23, 2018, 02:53:31 PM »
I accidentally dog food but 'dog' ate it with passion.

Re: Cats
« Reply #248 on: September 24, 2018, 07:19:46 AM »
Don't continue that though, because cats need different stuff.

Cat has been sick and I have been the sad.

Re: Cats
« Reply #249 on: September 24, 2018, 04:52:26 PM »
What happened?
I hope he's better now.

Re: Cats
« Reply #250 on: September 24, 2018, 06:05:20 PM »
Heart issues. Not exactly something that gets better, but he's been his usual self now.

Re: Cats
« Reply #251 on: October 14, 2018, 04:55:27 PM »
Cat wanted to occupy a sunspot but 2 other cats had the same idea. This lead to some half-hearted hising and other angry cat noises but eventually they shared the sunspot together.