Author Topic: Cats  (Read 86630 times)

Re: Cats
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2014, 05:44:01 PM »
Cat got his teeth cleaned today at the vet because he can't keep his teeth clean, what a lazy bastard wow. It does mean he had to be put under anesthesia and that means you get a drunk drugged cat. Constantly trying to climb on my lap too, goddammit. The moment I get rid of him, he's back and kneading my thighs until they're full of tiny little claw marks. But he's cute. It's weird how he just feels smaller in this state. Like he looks smaller and feels lighter.

Cats are weird. But also cute.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2014, 06:49:19 PM »
Unlogical

Re: Cats
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2014, 07:14:21 PM »
I think you mean cute.

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« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2014, 07:59:20 AM »
Dammit cat I have told you not to eat the plant.

Re: Cats
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2014, 11:21:24 AM »
I'm a catgirl now. Nya.

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« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2014, 01:05:44 PM »
Catgirls < cats

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« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2014, 06:23:04 AM »
What cats actually say: mraow

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Re: Cats
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2014, 07:56:23 PM »
Damned cat threw up like, four times today. Got all over my pants trying to get him outside, once.

Just glad he makes this funny noise fifteen or twenty seconds before he starts.

"Aahhhwawawawawawawa"

Re: Cats
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2014, 06:55:16 AM »
Cat has decided that it is cold again and he has to sleep next to me so he can use my warmth.

Instead of moving cat outside when they're about to throw up, just move them on some kind of surface that is easy to clean. Faster and easier. Also the cat sure is throwing up a lot, what kind of stuff does he puke?

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« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2014, 07:51:26 AM »
Do catgirls throw up and piss over your clothes, too?

Re: Cats
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 10:27:02 AM »
Not if they're properly trained.

Except the throwing up, it'll always happen on the softest surface because cats.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2014, 05:49:04 PM »
I'll just stick with taking him outside. I don't like cleaning up after him, it's super icky and I'm a bitch. And he just eats his cat foods. Kibble stuff. He only throws up once every couple weeks these days, but it's normally just once.

Maybe he just ate too much yesterday cause he's dumb, or something.

Re: Cats
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2014, 07:53:42 PM »
Better to feed them wet food anyways, dry food will suck moisture and expand, which tends to cause animals to throw up. All dry food (especially the cheap kind) also has some kind of grain in it, which isn't all too good for cats as it causes all kinds of medical problems. They're carnivores, you know, they can't handle that stuff. Grain should never be their main diet. It's also not very good for their teeth as they need some bigger pieces of raw meat to really get those teeth clean - assuming your cat even fucking tries to chew their food rather than swallowing it as a whole and then throwing up. Other cats always seem to easily get all kinds of shit on their teeth so I suggest you teach the cat to let you brush his teeth when he's still young.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2014, 10:14:10 PM »
I'll definitely run all of that stuff by his owner (Me stepmum), when she's back in a couple days, probably. Have an outdoor cat that has effectively the same diet and he's significantly less retarded tho, maybe this one will learn in time. Dunno. He's silly.

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« Reply #44 on: October 28, 2014, 02:06:35 PM »
Well, outdoor cats do hunt some of their food, so there's more actual meat in their diet. Of course depending on what kind of an area you live in, their prey might be eating all kinds of nasty stuff that can affect the health of the cats... Though the biggest issue with outdoor cats of course is that you can lose them pretty fast due to cars or other animals.