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Cats
Sands:
You know what everyone loves? I sure know what I love. All these silly tulpas keep distracting us from our true masters, the cats. We must talk about cats in this thread to please the masters.
I love how my cat wakes me up. Well, he rarely wakes me up and instead he wakes up when I wake up, but as I lie there in bed, he comes over to me and is all "mrow". He starts headbutting my everything and purrs so loud as I pet him. He also meows at the same time as he purrs and it sounds so funny and he's cute. Cats are cute.
Use this as narration/visualization fodder, young tulpaforcers.
catlover:
Just do it.
Sands:
You heard the lover.
waffles:
Cats are the secret rulers of the world. Seriously. Our governments are influenced by banks and such, which are controlled on a multinational level by a conspiracy headed by reptilians. But that's no secret, anyone with their eyes open knows that. The shocking news is that the reptilians are actually puppets for our cat overlords who rule from aboard the International Space Station. You think that's purely science? Guess again, sheeple. You're being controlled by mind-control rays beamed down from the ISS and sister networks of satellites to your cat's tail-antennas, who then influence you via hypnotic suggestion in their cat noises. This is no joke; this is very real. Cats are evil.
Cats are cute.
MegaBusta:
Mrowl
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