Author Topic: Cats  (Read 52904 times)

Re: Cats
« Reply #255 on: April 27, 2018, 05:39:27 AM »
No he's a good boy who doesn't really care for my food (and I don't leave MEAT alone because that's the only thing he might snatch if given the chance).

Unless I am eating something I tried to offer him earlier and he refused, like cheese. Then he suddenly wants a taste. I am fine with sharing a little.

Re: Cats
« Reply #256 on: May 02, 2018, 05:30:57 PM »
Yeah, I dunno...
Normally cat isn't interested in food, not even meat. But certain cakes, cookies and some fish need to be pillaged. But it only has happened very few times. Having cat nose or paw in my food however occurs daily. Just to make sure she really doesn't like it. But she's always especially nice and purring a lot afterwards so everything is forgiven.

Re: Cats
« Reply #257 on: June 02, 2018, 04:13:38 PM »
Yesterday cat went tree climbing because bird.
Saw her going up a slender alley tree, despite her age moving up the stem like a gecko. There was a pigeon in the twigs about 3m above the ground and cat got surprisingly close before the bird realized the danger and escaped. As soon as it was gone however the mighty hunter turned into a clumsy bear that helplessly hung in the twigs and after a few unsuccessful attempts to turn around fell off the stem like a sack of potatoes. It was less then 2m and soft grass underneath so no danger but man, it didn't look graceful. Several people pointing and laughing didn't help either. Cat left the scene with ears folded backwards and didn't show up for some hours.

Re: Cats
« Reply #258 on: June 03, 2018, 01:36:39 AM »
She is working on murdering everyone who laughed.

Re: Cats
« Reply #259 on: June 14, 2018, 04:59:26 PM »
I wouldn't doubt it.



Right now the method of choice seems to be kneading me to death, even with the help of other cats. They've always loved kneading on me and I'm used to it but the amount of claws used increased recently. Scares most people unfamiliar with cats shitless when the cute kitty on their lap starts rhythmically extending and retracting claws all the way out. Well and it does hurt, they're needle sharp and effortlessly penetrate several layers of clothing. My upper body looks like I've been through some SM session and quite frankly I have.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2018, 05:02:51 PM by Bernd »

Re: Cats
« Reply #260 on: June 24, 2018, 01:32:47 AM »
Little claws on your flesh is love. Accept it and thank your cat overlords for such a thoughtful gift you don't deserve.

Re: Cats
« Reply #261 on: July 15, 2018, 03:50:37 PM »
I was sick and died and cat was a cute snugglebug the whole time. He's a sweetie.

Re: Cats
« Reply #262 on: July 15, 2018, 06:12:15 PM »
Good cat.
They really seem to know when you're not feeling well.

And purring vibrations apparently do promote healing, at least it feels good.

Re: Cats
« Reply #263 on: August 08, 2018, 03:51:31 PM »
It's cat day!
Cats didn't care and spent the day lying in the shade. And sitting on me of course. They're shedding like crazy in the heat now, I have no idea how it's possible to lose so many hairs and still have fur.

Re: Cats
« Reply #264 on: August 13, 2018, 09:33:39 AM »
That's how new cats are born. Enough hair gets shed and it forms together into a new kitten.

Re: Cats
« Reply #265 on: September 23, 2018, 02:53:31 PM »
I accidentally dog food but 'dog' ate it with passion.

Re: Cats
« Reply #266 on: September 24, 2018, 07:19:46 AM »
Don't continue that though, because cats need different stuff.

Cat has been sick and I have been the sad.

Re: Cats
« Reply #267 on: September 24, 2018, 04:52:26 PM »
What happened?
I hope he's better now.

Re: Cats
« Reply #268 on: September 24, 2018, 06:05:20 PM »
Heart issues. Not exactly something that gets better, but he's been his usual self now.

Re: Cats
« Reply #269 on: October 14, 2018, 04:55:27 PM »
Cat wanted to occupy a sunspot but 2 other cats had the same idea. This lead to some half-hearted hising and other angry cat noises but eventually they shared the sunspot together.