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[Alice]

Body also barely has histamine response. There was a liiitle something at the histamine control of an allergy test but irrelevant. Bee and wasp stings do almost nothing. Host did get stung by many because he's a fool.The tropical bullet ant did hurt for a few minutes but not much more than a wasp. Host also did get stung in the head by a tarantula hawk in Indonesia when he wanted to make a close-up photo. Was ok-ish. And some  Brazilian scorpion he accidentally touched when it was crawling around somewhere on his chair. Hand was numb for half a day though. I wonder how he survived his expeditions.

I dunno about pain killers, never used those except when wisdom teeth were yanked out by that crazy dentist. That sucked but I assume the medication worked reasonably well.

Well, whatever, I'm glad you appear to be fine Mr. Bear. I still want a detailed report of what happened!

[Wofl]

>detailed report

Okay but this picture first.



This is the hill we die on.

The meme thread I got this from was full of people calling the poster racist.

Oh my god, even orcs are a protected class?!

I said a bunch of racist shit *against orcs* see if Reddit bans me.

[Wofl]

Full report:

3pm Friday, went to pick up Bestie bc I promised her Chick-fil-A after school and work was light. Did you know she still cares more about me than the mother that takes care of her? I don't, I'm not her father, I'm her godfather and that is only an honorific title.  Never dated bestiemom, never my type, never thought about it, very happy she got married, very sad her husband died. He wasn't more than an acquaintance to me.

Picked her up, had a slight stomach upset, mostly while driving.

I don't eat fast food, she wanted nuggies.

Brought her home and left to work more and eat.

At 6pm I was to meet Bestiemom for work, did, stomach pretty upset, burning, something like 5 or 6 pain.

Then I spent an hour in the bathroom, my bathroom, and threw up my dinner from pain. Didn't feel better.

Went to sleep 7:30pm with orders from exgf to call her if I got sicker.  I woke up at 10:30pm, sicker.

I called her, she insisted either she drives me to the emergency room or I call an ambulance. I say idk.

She came over.

11:00 she calls the ambulance.

She follows the ambulance to the hospital and gets to stay with me in the room. It's a huge room. I had every kind of drug, still in intense pain, kinda embarrassing, she had to keep telling me to breathe because apparently they gave me too much and my oxygen levels were dropping. I was in and out of consiousness from the pain.

They finally gave me something that works at 1:30 am Saturday. Antibiotics x4 and Toradol. Pain at a 4.

Exgf stays with me. They take me for CT scan and realized it's serious.

They schedule me for first surgery.

The procedure is 2 hours.

I wake up at 11:30 Saturday. Observation till 6pm, exgf drives me home.

Stays at my house.

Sunday everyone is over, doting.

This morning exgf is over, refuses to let me work at all, has to work herself, leaves younger sister with me. 🙄

I'm being babysat because there is a few percent chance of severe complications for 48 hours or so. Still they didn't want to keep me in the hospital??

Anyway, feel fine, bloated, tired, not taking any pain meds bc no pain.

That's all do far.