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[Joy]

Ah crap Datura

If the invasion of moon flowers wasn't enough...







Three at once! No idea how those big seeds got here. I don't see it in my neighborhood.

[Kashtan]

Was at the park with bestie, she's almost done with going but for old times sake. Well these two women with a mixed-race girl were there. These were mid-thirty, fat, ugly, bad skin, awful life choices, and tried to chat me up.

Now I understand why hot girls call it sexual harassment when ugly guys try to chat them up. I felt awful. Like oh god I'd rather die than dip into one of those donut holes.

lol you need those fake glasses with a nose and moustache to disguise as an ugly guy

[Joy]

No dude, you don't understand. If a 3/10 is thinking she can big game hunt, this immediately destroys my self-esteem. This means, I don't need anything to look ugly.

It's like when I was fat in high school and the lowest rung of girls fell for me. I was just as disgusted then but this now is as good as I'm ever going to look. This is seriously bad.

[Kashtan]

as you said - ugly men would hit on any girls. why wouldnt ugly women do the same?

[Joy]

Women of today are delusional

[Alice]

Ah crap Datura
Three at once! No idea how those big seeds got here. I don't see it in my neighborhood.

The seeds are light and are easily blown away with the wind or washed sonewhere by rain. They pop up here at construction soil whhere they are pioneers on loose soil. But we don't have any. I actually like them, but you gotta make sure they don't get out of hand.

>woman hit on you while you're at the park with Bestie
Bestie reaction?
I imagine the neighborhood loli would be mad if women did that because she thinks host belongs to her alone. Too bad, he's already mine.

[Joy]

No, this species has seeds about half a centimeter in diameter with some heft, no way they're being blown around. The pods are about 4cm in diameter spiked and obviously meant to get stuck in fur. I doubt they were transported internally since they're horrifically potent deliriants.

Bestie was swinging, no fucks given, too old to care about the other little girl either. Wouldn't care if two adults talked surely, wouldn't care if I had a girlfriend, doesn't blink when Exgf gets randy. I'm friendzoned thank god. Plus I'm "old" of course.

[Alice]

Hmm, weird. Wikipedia says birds have been observed to eat and disperse the seeds. The capsules are big, it would take an animal as big an wooly as a sheep to disperse them. They don't have hooks like burrs. Host has always wondered how the plants pop up at patches of open soil, mostly construction sites - with no other plants around.

>friendzoned by Bestie
I can't wait for this to happen. Right now the neighborhood loli has a serious crush on host and monopolizes him. According to her own words, he's both her dad and boyfriend. And pet. I dunno which is weirder. No, the weirdest one is her mom which enables and fosters this. I have no idea what that woman is thinking. At least she's never hit on host, treats him more like a child though she's not much older. I'm surrounded by lunatics.

[Kashtan]

sorry for the delay guyse im fine again. somewhat. slept the past days worst cold in years.
in my defense i contracted this during paramilitary training. weather was cold and windy af. wet too. it had like 5C in the morning.

apart from that it was fun we almost shot some old babushka who was seeking mushrooms lol. in a restricted military training ground. no idea how she even got there its in bumfuck nowhere. she must have walked for hours. good thing i spotted her i thought it was a boar first. she really was in the line of fire. still about 300m away from where we were shooting but bullets travel long distances. this could have ended badly. ofc she was russian. i expected our commander to tear her a second asshole but he was surprisingly nice for once. ok it was some poor old lady. i dont think she grasped the severity of the situation. maybe she was deaf too. i mean we were firing in her direction from a few hundred meters how could she not have heard that? some guys took her back in their truck later. best thing - she didnt even find much mushrooms.