I get to my day job between 3 and 4am, it's deserted, yet somehow in the only bathroom on the floor, someone's in there.
I am so sick of sharing bathrooms with fucking hacking, farting, burping smelling like he horseshit on the floor retards. I gotta go in there with an organic mask to filter out the stench and earplugs for the diarrhea blast sounds

Smith was the one true hero.