D&D Meta Thread

[Kashtan]

Yulya adds 5sp and apologizes to the shopkeeper

The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further, "Sorry I can't take tips. Fairness is what we as shopkeepers live by, we are bound to the trade guild, live, thrive and die by the trade guild." The proprietor continued in a lecturing tone, "Please conduct your business within the common law and common practices or take your business elsewhere."

no come on. it doesnt matter but Alice didnt try to negotiate down the price and Yulya didnt give the shopkeeper a tip. she just paid the 5sp that Alice couldnt because she has no sp. Alice paid 22gp and Yulya the remaining 5sp

[Wofl]

Those crazy shopkeepers are either so confused or intentionally trolling.

[Joy the DM] I do not troll. I read, I interpret, I react appropriately.

[Alice]

The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further,[/i]

I reacted appropriately on endchan
Also a friendly reminder we do not use they/them for single persons here. Ever.

I think the weight can be kept under control but still it's clear Cat can't pull the cart at a useful speed anymore. But I insisted on getting two mules for exactly this reason so all is good. As soon as we deliver Hobby's supplies this should not be an issue anymore. As long as each mule can pull the cart for half a day wthile the other is unburdened, all is fine.

[Wofl]

>don't use they

[Joy the DM] The Bear system has decided collectively that they will not accept compelled speech laws.



[Joy the DM] For reasons, I did not specifically assign a sex to the shopkeeper intentionally, or if I did, I forgot or it was irrelevant. I did not assign a race, age, or portrait either in this case. Unspecified language was appropriate to limit the need for elaboration and dedication to memory in case it came up in the future or to have to look it up. Our time is limited.

[Alice]

>deal with it
I believe I have...

So we can make 2 batches of poison. Not bad. We should return swiftly and go to sleep after this.

[Wofl]

>I believe I have...

It's your site, cope however you must

Is it getting chillier, couldn't be two dragons? hm...

[Alice]

It's not my site, this place belongs to woflo. I just have admin rights now.


>Of the Sexual Nature, Preferences, and origins of Kobolds
More than I ever wanted to know

>two dragons
I bet it's an entire horde of dragons in all colors. We should ask the kobolds about the incident.

[Wofl]

Joy:

[Kashtan]

lol we have wordfilters here too now?Yulya will carefully question the kobolds about dragons

[Wofl]

Hello! There will be a lapse in the current campaign as my Bear recovers from an appendectomy.

According to the surgeon, it was perfoated with out complications and Bear had a 1:20 chance of death without immediate surgery. So he had surgery within 2 hours of entering the emergency room.

There is still a possibility of complications over the next few days.

Exgf and Bestiemom are spoiling him currently as he's not supposed to move or lift more than 10lbs. He is currently watching videos with Bestie.

The medication he is taking will interfere with the critical thinking needed for me to run the campaign at this time. It should be better tomorrow or the next day. Please Bear with us.

Thank you

[Τamamo]

Oh, appendix?
All the best and get well soon!
Just relax, we're in no hurry!

[Wofl]

It was the most painful thing Bear had ever experienced.

[Alice]

>Mr. Bear hospitalized



What the hell?
You can't die on us, you think I'm gotta take over as DM, Ashley, SheShe and all the other characters? That's wayyy too much work! We NEED you here!

So get well soon!


Body still has the appendix in and I hope it stays there without causing drama.

[Wofl]

>Alice can't be DM

It is my burden.

[Kashtan]

wow thats a sudden twisthad my appendix removed when i was 15 i think. it sucked but wasnt life threatening. whats that thing even good for except suddenly killing you?
so yeah get some rest and dont let Alice annoy you. the girls are happy eating so no need to rush.