D&D Meta Thread

[Alice]

Not that I dislike it. Just be more creative with your minions. I bet I could beat a LV10 party with a handful of goblins but I lack the time to become a DM.

I'm still not done with my orb harassment plan so somebody else should level u first.

[Joy]

The handaxe was described as a museum piece with very little actual value.

The remnants of a hand-axe is not much more than a head, not especially valuable except for historic purposes, it's an ancient gnomish design.

[Joy]

Not that I dislike it. Just be more creative with your minions. I bet I could beat a LV10 party with a handful of goblins but I lack the time to become a DM.

I'm still not done with my orb harassment plan so somebody else should level u first.

I could set up a match between your goblins against a ranger or barbarian at level 10. You'd need so many goblins that they'd be in their own way.

[Alice]

I'm confident 10 well prepared goblins could defeat a lv10 ranger on their turf (a dense forest or cave) with preparation. Hit and run tactics are very powerful. With traps, poison, bait and time-triggered distractions he will eventually exhaust his spell slots and healing. Vietcong tactics. Like what Brutus used at the dragon. If they have tunnels to pop up everywhere, shoot and retreat he has no chance.

Well, that's my interpretation. I wouldn't know and I don't have the time to learn how to dm.

[Joy]

[Kashtan]

Yulya will take word of radiance as cantrip also metamagic adept and warcaster as feats and  +1 con
i do feel a little sorry for Alice. i hope waiting is worth it at lv5 i have no idea what monster youll become then.

[Joy]

Bear realizing we've been playing this game since March 8th, 2024 and we probably won't see the dragon until March 2026.

[Τamamo]

Still a long way to beat the guys who've been playing D&D for over 40 years.

Cat will increase STR by 2 to 20 and take SWEEP. Proficiency is a good question. Smith's tools?

[Alice]

[Joy]

You never know what a Bear will do

[Alice]

>3 pieces of candy
A ruthless mix of bribery and coercion. You know very well I can't say no to this!
Well I don't mind, Alice is merciful to those acknowledging their mistakes.

However if you expect me to take a fucking owl in a suit seriously, I'm afraid that's out of question, even for a bag of candy!

[Joy]

The image was "dream-like", not an accurate representation. And if he is a distinguished owl-man, you will take him seriously if you want your ship. There is no guarantee otherwise. Level 4, no more hints, level 5, no mercy.

Anyway this is the Bear system, expect furries and you won't be dissapointed.

[Alice]

Everything that has ears is appreciated (and added to the collection). An owl is no exception.

[Joy]

Technically they're feather tufts

[Alice]

Technically they will look like ears after the fake Japanese Tailor in Neverwinter has stuffed them. This time I will bring the entire head like he suggested. Unless I'm convinced otherwise. Preferably with candy.