D&D Meta Thread

[Joy]

Did you expect me to draw them? I could put little markers if you want.

[Alice]

Did you expect me to draw them?

You displayed the bags on the platform when we found them - so yes! Also we should name them like the mules. They're important party members now.

[Joy]

They are hereby named "Peace" and "War"

[Kashtan]

based
Peace is the one with food and War the one with tools and weapons

[Τamamo]

Haha, will the bags also get a mood system like the mules?

I guess it's obvious what Alice will want to do and it will involve explosives. But we'll just wait what you guys say. Cat will enter Rage this turn for sure, the rest is up to you. She won't charge ahead. Should Yulya cast Emboldening Bond?

[Alice]

I guess it's obvious what Alice will want to do and it will involve explosives.

Yes. Why else are they conveniently located at the desk? However Cat should throw them. My throwing skills are not ashleyesque but not great either due to my low STR.

Here is what we do.:
Cat will get the explosives. Then Cat and me will carefully approach those guys without disturbing their meal. I will light the fuse and throw the glowing rock at them, Cat will throw the explosive before we retreat to the wall on the East. Boom!

Yulya and Ashley should probably get out of the way.

[Joy]

Or, we could strap the explosives to Mr. Bigglesworth!



My system has been playing Rimworld, it's something you would totally think to do with Rimworld. There's an animal you can tame called a boolalope and you can imagine what it does when you send it to the enemies and they kill it.

[Τamamo]

Hahaha that's so evil not even Alice thought of it!
If you summon hm we'll do it! Alice has plenty of string

Can he share Ashley's blindsight or should we strap a light to him so he sees where he's going? Might scare off the ghouls

[Joy]

Unfortunately summoning him would be too noisy.  I guess throwing it would be better this time.

[Alice]

Don't bait us with such great ideas and then tell us it's unfeasible. They didn't react to the ruckus of the elevator arriving. We will retreat there and you summon him behind War and Peace and all of us as sound barrier. That should do the trick.

Next learn to summon birds as a cantrip. Then we can drone the enemy Ukraine style. We'll just stay in our luxury carriage and spam explosive-laden summons. D&D will never be the same.

[Joy]

Okay, I'll move back there and prepare him for the sacrifice, while Mrs. Bigglesworth watches. Three sticks attached with twine or string. Do you think promising him 72 virgin cats will help?

[Alice]

He's a good cat and won't cheat on Mrs. Bigglesworth! Also he probably will not have time to do much with the 72 virgin cats before he's summoned again. What a hellish existence.

[Kashtan]

lol this is brilliant! being a summon is a tough job.

look what the shitty ai generated? no idea if thats supposed to be our sacks or the Bigglesworths i didnt ask for any of that just Yulya holding her blanket.

[Joy]

That's Humphrey, and Mortimer, the midwayer demons who've been following you since you left Neverwinter. You may be carrying something precious to them.

[Joy]