D&D Meta Thread

[Joy]

The blind albino catfish are used to being victims.

[Ashley] I know you guys don't read anything,  my spell only works of it attacks. He'll get halt damage reflected on him for any melee attacks.

[Kashtan]

nono i was asking if the octopus was affected by cruciatic sympathy or if it resisted but yeah lol didnt read. theres no save.

[Kashtan]

if we take this seriously nobody can hear Ashley due to the explosion effect. I'd prefer if Cat throws her mat bait first before we send a wasp but everyones on her own now. no communicatin.

[Joy]

You can presume a number of turns occurs now that the enemy has withdrawn.

[Alice]

We can't into sign language. Isn't this something you gotta learn? I wanna see Ashley doing a dance impersonating a wasp!
Whatever, I'm getting dressed.

But Kashtan's right, think about it! If we lure a monster out with a wasp and hit it, it's not gonna take a meat bait afterwards. At least not the sage octopus. So let's throw the meat first and then use a wasp as bait. They're more likely to attack an enemy than swallow a bait in the middle of combat.

[Τamamo]

Oops, I was certain Cat had the meat! She'll prepare a moving bait!

[Τamamo]

Can they hear again yet?

[Joy]

Next turn I believe

[Τamamo]

Did Cat give temp HP last turn?
If that wasn't counted she'll give them 2x to Alice and once to Nixie

[Alice]

Hey, I already played my role as bait! Use a wasp instead if the meat doesn't work. I hope it does. We dragged 2lb of fine meat over the ground. I mean not that I wouldn't still eat it but our princesses probably won't. Even though it's enriched in trace elements now.

[Joy]

I'm not saying this situation isn't difficult, but 2lbs of meat on a rope has a low probability of doing what you want it to do, whatever that is.

Speaking of, I can't be sure what you're doing. Cat has a rope and 2lbs of meat, please describe what you're doing with it.

[Ashley] Are we fishing? Where's the hook?

[Kashtan]

yeah now that you mention it im not sure it makes much sense. lets wait for Alice and Cat to eggsplain. Yulya is the most clueless one caught between Alice and Cats meat plan and Ashleys wasp plan. not sure a wasp would lure anything out of the water either. not exactly something that would get those guys full.

if he comes out Yulya could cast bane on the octopus i doubt he has high cha.

[Joy]

>no high charisma

The Octopus:

[Kashtan]

chad octopus has no weak spots

[Alice]

[I'm as clueless as Yulya here, you'll all need to describe exactly what you're doing]

Since Tamamo's AWOL again, looks like its up to me to write a PhD thesis on octopus fishing. I just hoped you'd be satisfied with a bit of meat on a rope being wriggled around. Come on, they're hungry!