D&D Meta Thread

[Joy]

Maximum cringe that you have to play at 1.25x because it's obviously slowed down for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-MOPg3_NAI

[Alice]

Magicians, especially portal uses are the biggest threat to civilization. One retard is enough to cast an entire planet straight into hell. Imagine Freya sitting there after she accidentally Orcas. Orbs man! Not even once!

Also I think the speed is fine, are you Lumi who watches animu at 2x speed to 'save time'?

[Joy]

That video is unwatchable at 1x, save time? No, save sanity.

[Kashtan]

lol good shit
its a bit slow and more natural at 1.25x but not bad to watch at 1x imho

dang i had everything ready yesterday after Yulya compiled a textwall of all she wanted to say. then i accidentally the browser and all was lost. went to sleep out of frustration. tryin again now but we gotta start from scratch. really gotta compile larger posts in an editor.

[Alice]

I thought Daran as a collector of orc tongues would be more appreciative of my trophies. He should, it would either have been Nezzer's ears or his. Not that many drows around. So now what? As Cat said we gotta go to Hobby, Harbin, shopping for clothes (not me), and get you a decent cleaning (by me). All by 2pm. And have breakfast with Summer at 9am. Since Ashley is missing we can't split up either. Yulya's gotta handle everything. Or you wanna send Cat and me to buy or sell anything? Believe me, you don't.

[Yulya]

I certainly do not.
I think the priority are Summer and Daran. If we have time before meeting Summer we can go to Hobby. You still have not told us what or what not to sell. After meeting Summer we must look for appropriate clothes for me. I do not know if we can coerce Cat into fine clothes. Your cleaning service is certainly a good idea. I do not mind I am like the priestess in Goblin Slayer who gets rubbed in goblin innards to mask human scent.



Should we bring a present when meeting Daran and as I assume your owl friend? What would be appropriate? Harbin is the least priority. We can go to him either afterwards or tomorrow.

[Kashtan]

ok since you niggers do nothing heres a list to sell and the updated inventory attached. i thought it would be more loot but we used a lot.

WARHAMMER      1
MACE            1
HEAVY CROSSBOW      2
SHORTBOW      4
SHORTSWORD      3
LONG SWORD      3
DAGGER         11
DAGGER SHEATHS      2
QUIVER         4
LEATHER ARMOR      1
HIDE ARMOR      3
LINEN CLOTH      2
FUR LINED JACKET   1
SET OF CLOTHES      2
BOOTS         7
LEATHER HIGH BOOTS   1
LEATHER GLOVES      1
WILD DOG PELTS      4
WILD DOG PELTS PATCH   1
WATERSKIN      5
FLINT         1
OLIVE SOAP      4      
ROUGH AMETHYST      ?

We never got a quantity from the amethyst wheres that even from lol? the slavers cart?

things to buy:
Clothes for Yulya
Shoes for Yulya (refuses to use bandit shoes)
Underwear for Yulya
Clothes for Cat ?
2x platinum rings for the warding bond spell

[Alice]

Sorry 'bout that, the forum is next to unusable for me right now, each page takes minutes to load. Good job though! I think we have around 100 arrows. Should we sell a few? Also tons of food. But we might need them if Summer really brings porters (which will inevitably be eaten b the dragon).
I don't think I need anything, except that I don't have shoes other than my warm boots. Cat needs those kits and tools for her new hobbies.

So what about that sword of sharp tongue? Not sure if I already asked. Is that a magic weapon like Cat's that I can use? I'm certainly not gonna use the word with my CHA. If it has no benefits over a regular shortsword we might give it to Summer.

[Τamamo]

Slow forum is slow.
Just checking if nothing is missing from our part that's pausing the game.

Here are the prices of our loot - and items missing a price

Warhammer	1	60
Mace	1	25
HeavyCrossbow	2	400
Shortbow	4	400
Shortsword	3	120
Longsword	3	180
Dagger	11	88
DaggerSheath	2	4
Quiver	4	16
LeatherArmor	1	40
HideArmor	1	600
LeatherHighBoots	1	2
LeatherGloves	1	0.8
WildDogPelt	4	24
WildDogPeltPatched	1	2.5
Waterskin	5	8
OliveSoap	4	20

Missing Price

LinenCloth	2
Fur Lined Jacket	1
SetOfClothes	2
Boots	7
Flint	1
RoughAmethyst	?

EDIT
Oh Shit it was us! Sorry about that!
I swear I imagined Cat had posted before Alice!

[Alice]

Behind Every Delay - The Tamamo!

[Τamamo]

I'm not so sure anymore. Still no sign of Joy.

Cat wants to buy:
Slicing polearm weapon
Spices
Smith's Tools
Carpenter's Tools

Good luck with finding fine clothes that she'll accept.

[Joy]

LinenCloth   2
Fur Lined Jacket   1
SetOfClothes   2
Boots   7
Flint   1
RoughAmethyst   ?

Ask someone in-game.

Slicing polearm weapon
Spices
Smith's Tools
Carpenter's Tools

Local availablility may be impacted by current conditions.

[Joy]

NAME            QUALITY   QUANTITY   WORTH   TOTAL   WEIGHT   TOTAL   ACTUAL WORTH SP   

Short Sword of Sharp Tongue   F   1   5000   5000   1000   2   2   1000      This nasty looking sword, GIVEN A COMMAND WORD, 3 CHARGES PER DAY, EMITS A MAGIC GLOW CAPABLE OF LIGHTING 20FT LIGHT, AND 20FT MORE DIM LIGHT. Upon hit, the target's Charisma is rolled vs the holder's charisma (CHAvsDC[CHA]) and if the attacker succeeds it adds an additional  2d6+Charisma modifier PSYCHIC DAMAGE to its normal damage. If the target succeeds the damage is normal and the attacker takes half the psychic damage using the target's charisma modifier. Without the command word, and to hit, the sword does +1 attack and damage.

+1 so yes, it's magic slashing or piercing damage.