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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Today at 05:52:36 PM »
oh yeah i was expecting something like that. since the guy can disengage we must get him prone and incapacitated at all costs. time for a schizo chart hopefully better than Tamamos last.



1) Yulya circles the bugbear and gets S of him
2) Alice moves to where Yulya was and attacks the bugbear pushing him 5ft SW onto ball bearings.
3)Yulya moves to the position indicated setting up a flank with Alice
4) Alice moves 5ft N and assists Cat without leaving his reach
5) Cat throws the net. disadvantage is negated by Alices help action
6) Yulya casts Toll the Dead in flank with Alice

Yulya already fears theres something wrong with this masterplan again

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Today at 04:37:24 PM »
getting beaten to death and waking up immediately must be odd. Yulya will have a massive hangover after this. take care youre not killed! Yulya cant heal everyone.
pushing him onto the ball bearings is great if that works

wait wtf why can the guy disengage from Cat she has Sentinel?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Yesterday at 04:43:18 PM »
what a mess i hope we get better at this!

so Cat can move even without wasting heroism? even better! then please move over to Ashley and grant her HP.
can Yulya cast INFLICT WOULDS at a lv2 spellslot? that was a good idea Alice!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Yesterday at 01:41:45 PM »
oh man...
ofc youre right so no ring. i will correct Yulyas post. honestly im somewhat glad bc it was getting ridiculous. Yulya is already op as fuck with that ring and staff. we are very bad at keeping track of this and time in general.  this is what happens if you fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up at night. youre utterly confused.

still youre not expecting Yulya of all people to harm Ashley this will never happen nobody will do that not even Alice.
another question if Yulya teleports behind someone would that count as surprise? at least it should count as flank if Cat shoots the guy from the front and Yulya is behind him.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 28, 2025, 01:57:35 PM »
guess it cant be helped. Yulya will go to the frontline. but not alone.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 28, 2025, 01:40:53 PM »
ok that was even crazier than anticipated at least Yulya is having fun. if shes invulnerable would hits break her concentration and end BLESS? she already has some ideas but i gotta know how that works out or concentration spells would be wasted

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 27, 2025, 06:43:02 PM »
well here goes nothing. we would have waited until they all come out but ok

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 27, 2025, 05:50:12 PM »
who needs firebombs or a fucking net when we can blow everything up? now that's insane but I really like Ashley's idea its hilarious. lets overlook Yulyas focus is not in her backpack but in her belt pouch before this turns into a yuri episode

ok so we have our trap but we gotta lure them out nicely
could have said that before and we would have Yulya storm in there allahu snackbar style lol. the hell are you doing with my peace cleric tupper turning her into a suicide bomber?

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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« on: August 27, 2025, 05:47:50 PM »
yeah but you could buy a decent old car instead of having 3 broken ones.
i hate the modern botnet shit thats perma-connected to the internet and sells your data as well but theres no escape with eu regulations in the long run.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: August 26, 2025, 03:26:22 PM »
Yulya panics hearing what is about to unfold
We need to get out of here before they smash us!


Yulya casts BLESS on Ashley, Alice and Cat and then EMBOLDENING BOND between Alice and Cat.  Then she retreats with the others

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 26, 2025, 02:22:05 PM »
that was more luck.

time to get this over with before Yulya dies of anxiety. it will suck without sleep and firebombs yeah. no idea how were gonna beat those guys

heres the preliminary positioning. Alice Cat and Yulya need a line of sight so they cant retreat further. modify if you must.



btw could Yulya learn the SLEEP spell? i know its not a cleric spell which surprised me. would be helpful and fits a peace cleric nicely. maybe Josephia can teach her? shes a bard

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: August 26, 2025, 02:18:36 PM »
sorry for the delay guyse im fine again. somewhat. slept the past days worst cold in years.
in my defense i contracted this during paramilitary training. weather was cold and windy af. wet too. it had like 5C in the morning.

apart from that it was fun we almost shot some old babushka who was seeking mushrooms lol. in a restricted military training ground. no idea how she even got there its in bumfuck nowhere. she must have walked for hours. good thing i spotted her i thought it was a boar first. she really was in the line of fire. still about 300m away from where we were shooting but bullets travel long distances. this could have ended badly. ofc she was russian. i expected our commander to tear her a second asshole but he was surprisingly nice for once. ok it was some poor old lady. i dont think she grasped the severity of the situation. maybe she was deaf too. i mean we were firing in her direction from a few hundred meters how could she not have heard that? some guys took her back in their truck later. best thing - she didnt even find much mushrooms.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 24, 2025, 05:49:03 PM »
its like a lethal weapon movie where mel gibson and danny glover blow up everything but the police chief got to cover for them bc theyre his best men. we will probably be demoted back to iron but such is life (with Alice)

i hate to delay this further but im currently in bed with a cold and cant think straight. Yulya wants to do this properly so ill post a better plan tomorrow. i think Alice already has most of it covered. kiting them northwards is the only option then. guess Yulya will have to go all out on ring and goblin staff for max dmg output. we gotta disable the elevator and rest again afterwards

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: August 23, 2025, 04:08:15 PM »
as you said - ugly men would hit on any girls. why wouldnt ugly women do the same?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 23, 2025, 04:00:54 PM »
damn youre right
no idea where i read that up honestly i was surprised Yulya was supposed to have this but it seemed fitting and we missed so many things that it wasnt out of question. so much for the brilliant plan.

ok still the question is whether to barricade the door or not. having them come out of the lower door while we ambush the upper is not good.

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