not bad either! i wonder if we can ever explain how the brain comes up with this shit.

i was in charge of building a temporary colosseum for Putin who was something like a roman emperor.



was a modern setting though and the colosseum was like a stage for an event. the base was stone like the colosseum in rome but on top it had a core of gray ABS plastic like the pipes. covered in gray clay and green turf or rolled sod on top. the event was finished and i was in a hurry to disassemble the colosseum again. standing on top high up i personally took off the turf layer and scraped down the thick layer of clay revealing some of the ABS core while lots of construction workers were busy with the stone foundation. after a while Putin called me to his palace and told me he wants to hold another festival. he wore a white roman toga and appeared bored and disinterested. i thought man ive just begun disassembling this shit and asked him how soon he wanted to hold the next festival. i was shown a diagram in a medieval book displaying the circle of the moon from full to half in a 90° angle. new moon and the other half were missing. from this i somehow concluded i had 4 days. at first that seemed plenty but then i did some dream math and figured it would be a close call. i tried to tell Putin id do my best but could not promise the colosseum would be ready by then. i thought im an idiot why did i rush to tear down the construction so quickly to begin with? then i woke up.

fuck man - why would i ever work for Putin of all people?

whos Elle? im losing track of your non-tulpas with their changing names

shouldn't Cat gain temp hp from heroism at the start of her turn? Cat dont forget to give your temp hp. give em to Alice!

idea was to cast domain spell heroism on either Cat or Alice next turn. i think Cat is better suited bc Alice will be perma-out after she expends the ring and cant wake up. interesting question - can Yulya touch the grappler (Cat) for heroism and back off without getting opportunity attacked by Nezzner?

for now  shell cast sacred flame on Nezzer. shouldnt have much dex when grappled. maybe this breaks his concentration and Alice is released?

lmao dude wtf are you smoking?

whew Alice made it somehow. how can Yulya find Nezzer? cast detect magic? search action? can Cat sniff him out? id prefer that Yulya finds him and Cat attacks. thats what both excel at.

watching the landing with Yulya was - interesting.
at every slight delay or crew reporting a nothingburger problem she was like 'omg are they gonna die now?'
i seriously dunno how that girl turned out so pessimistic. the smallest issue is a catastrophe. ok to be fair things have improved since she started playing dnd and actually has to deal with things. but even that is constant drama.