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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Yesterday at 03:19:33 pm »
lol you certainly got Yulya on your side here! this is her ultimate test as peace cleric to mediate between mormesk and the spectator so we do not have to fight either of them. after we kill nezzner. i say we do it. i doubt he can take a full barrage from all of us even with his magic tools recharged.

btw am i correct that all spells have ended? is aid in effect? Yulya will have to form emboldening bond an cast bless before goin all out. she came up with some crazy combos. the big unknown in M3gan. she has a connection with Alice so id like to know what she will do.

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not bad either! i wonder if we can ever explain how the brain comes up with this shit.

i was in charge of building a temporary colosseum for Putin who was something like a roman emperor.



was a modern setting though and the colosseum was like a stage for an event. the base was stone like the colosseum in rome but on top it had a core of gray ABS plastic like the pipes. covered in gray clay and green turf or rolled sod on top. the event was finished and i was in a hurry to disassemble the colosseum again. standing on top high up i personally took off the turf layer and scraped down the thick layer of clay revealing some of the ABS core while lots of construction workers were busy with the stone foundation. after a while Putin called me to his palace and told me he wants to hold another festival. he wore a white roman toga and appeared bored and disinterested. i thought man ive just begun disassembling this shit and asked him how soon he wanted to hold the next festival. i was shown a diagram in a medieval book displaying the circle of the moon from full to half in a 90° angle. new moon and the other half were missing. from this i somehow concluded i had 4 days. at first that seemed plenty but then i did some dream math and figured it would be a close call. i tried to tell Putin id do my best but could not promise the colosseum would be ready by then. i thought im an idiot why did i rush to tear down the construction so quickly to begin with? then i woke up.

fuck man - why would i ever work for Putin of all people?

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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« on: April 20, 2026, 04:27:24 pm »
ah I get it now!
was wondering who the fuck is elle now. and yeah tuppers do the weirdest things

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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« on: April 20, 2026, 03:20:50 pm »
whos Elle? im losing track of your non-tulpas with their changing names

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 19, 2026, 06:07:22 pm »
in case youre suggesting Yulya should cut off Nezzers fingers with the rings - no way. first bc Yulya as a tupper doesnt wanna mutilate people and second bc shes playing a peace cleric. she cant just kill or torture humanoids who pose no immediate threat. shes not a 'pacifist like Ashley and will do what is necessary in an emergency but there are limits and this is beyond what peace clerics should do.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 19, 2026, 05:52:44 pm »
shouldn't Cat gain temp hp from heroism at the start of her turn? Cat dont forget to give your temp hp. give em to Alice!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 17, 2026, 01:55:01 pm »
that would be interesting. Alice searching ans stripping Nezzner of magical tools would help but I doubt charmed allows that.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 16, 2026, 05:25:38 pm »
idea was to cast domain spell heroism on either Cat or Alice next turn. i think Cat is better suited bc Alice will be perma-out after she expends the ring and cant wake up. interesting question - can Yulya touch the grappler (Cat) for heroism and back off without getting opportunity attacked by Nezzner?

for now  shell cast sacred flame on Nezzer. shouldnt have much dex when grappled. maybe this breaks his concentration and Alice is released?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 16, 2026, 04:51:22 pm »
were already playing a dnd-warhammer 40k crossover thanks to Alice. adding naruto wont change much.
i love Cats image as she caught Nezzer. Yulya cant help. rn Cat is the only one who can attack him. at least Yulya thinks if it says she cant move then she cant make somatic gestures either. and Cat forgot to give Yulya thp!

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lmao dude wtf are you smoking?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 15, 2026, 05:11:12 pm »
lol i wonder where this is going. Yulya isnt overly optimistic (who would have thought) and thinks cat and her have no chance aginst Nezzer. everyones almost dead only Alice has that badger stunt ring.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 14, 2026, 04:57:08 pm »
whew Alice made it somehow. how can Yulya find Nezzer? cast detect magic? search action? can Cat sniff him out? id prefer that Yulya finds him and Cat attacks. thats what both excel at.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 13, 2026, 02:25:39 pm »
as things look M3gan panther wont be much help against Nezzer. why did she attack the bulette to begin with? Alice is crazy but shes right we should have plotted them against each other. at least the birds are useful now. things dont look too good on Yulyas side here if we dont finish off the zombie we have a big problem...
is Yulyas celestial revelation still active? dont forget she deals extra radiant dmg!

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: April 12, 2026, 03:04:30 pm »
watching the landing with Yulya was - interesting.
at every slight delay or crew reporting a nothingburger problem she was like 'omg are they gonna die now?'
i seriously dunno how that girl turned out so pessimistic. the smallest issue is a catastrophe. ok to be fair things have improved since she started playing dnd and actually has to deal with things. but even that is constant drama.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 11, 2026, 01:45:00 pm »
sucks for you! get outta there before 3 monsters attack you flanking!
Yulya wanted to flank the zombie with Cat but thats outta question with the electricity. Cat needs to stay away from melee! use the crossbow again or your bow. Yulya will cast Toll the Dead if Cat manages to deal damage. then we gotta go into that tunnel. we cant outrun the zombie north or south. looks like the ghoul will be a problem.

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