Kashtan is probably drunk all weekend.

the fuck? im not audrius from kc. didnt really go out this weekend either tbh i missed the solstice. temps are very nice here 25°C. why the fuck is it so hot in germany?

lol i think we had several such meetup dreams described here or at /tulpa/

i had a cineastic apocalypse dream. it was really long and like a movie. short story - i was on holiday in italy with family when electricity went out. total blackout. permanent. worldwide lol. we knew it would not come back for weeks even months maybe. civilization started to collapse. no cellphone or internet service no tv no atms shops didnt operate. no gas at stations. logistics went to shit. thats what i estimated. but it had just began and first of all people were disoriented and didnt know what to do. there was no panic people were more joking or even celebrating. it was day so no problem with darkness but still weird. it was a venice-like setting with waterfilled channels. ofc boats didnt operate either bc communication didnt work. some elderly couple cruised around in their yacht laughing and drinking champagne  like there was no tomorrow. some guy in a gondoliers outfit told us wed have to swim if we wanted to get to the other side but we didnt. i was in a large holiday resort. people mostly stayed inside like during the pandemic. some were afraid of lootings. i met my mother and asked her where my dad was and if he was already dead. she said she didnt know. that was pretty fucked up. finally someone got access to a radio and said the blackout has been caused by two rivaling bakery store chains in lithuania who engaged in cyber warfare against each other and things got out of control . lmao
we went to a mountainous coast and the mountains were riddled with caves. we considered taking shelter there as if the world would really end. a lot more happened but i forgot. i really was like a movie like mad max or waterworld. only more boring there were no enemies or danger really. which made it even more realistic. just confused people who had no idea what to do.

Alice just wants to be friends with everyone. she's like Luffy.


>chicks are not available in your country
that would suck

btw before we run into another embarrassment about Yulyas immunity - what counts as beast and what not? i assume a monster is not a beast. so just regular animals?

Cat will have to determine if its male or female first! or Joy makes a d2 roll - coin toss.

Yulya will be struck paraplegic so she'll have to use a wheelchair pushed by Cat, it's magically cursed

finally we have arrived in dnd2024 - woke edition with the combat wheelchair!


sorry but Yulya will continue to employ Alices cleaning services. first bc its hilarious and second because theyre useful. im sure Summer can take care of herself she already demonstrated she can use cleaning magic so there shouldnt be a problem. the dwarf however - well hes dead.

wait thats the level of the person to revive? i thought it was the lv of the caster?
the neat freak wont stop unless all is squeaky clean especially when its about the tent. Yulya wont stop her. like Alice said - better now than when theyre awake.

oof that took a sobering turn. without Ashley and her summons were only half the party. i hope she at least continues to post in the forum. Yulya took her method acting a bit too serious and was generally sad.

srsly?
do you even have red beet?
it goes like this for 2 servings. your tupper also needs to eat some:

1l of kefir
500g beetroot (pickled or boiled and peeled)
2 cucumbers
1 bunch onion leaves
1 bunch dill
1 boiled egg
salt
some boiled potatoes as side dish

grate the beetroot and cucumber and chop the onion leaves and dill. put everything in large bowl and pour kefir over it. add salt and stir for a bit. leave in refrigerator for some hours or overnight. boil and peel egg and cut longitudinal. pour chilled soup in bowls for serving and garnish with a bit of dill and a slice of egg. put boiled potatoes in another bowl as side dish. really simple but takes some time.