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« on: June 16, 2026, 04:15:15 am »
So what do you think about the SpaceX IPO? Did Alice buy shares?
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« on: June 16, 2026, 04:09:03 am »
Even when rested? We, especially Alice, will freeze to death at this speed.
And I think you slightly underestimate the weight problem.
140 lbs - sacks WAR and Peace in the elevator
120 lbs - barrel medium floor
215 lbs - barrel top floor
This does not include the unknown amount of scrap metal and dwarven bronze ore we found, as well as 2 beer barrels, all stored at the entrance. Even without them there's a minimum additional weight above encumbrance of 475 lbs
More realistic is 500 -600 lbs.
With one level of encumbrance, the party can carry an additional 300 lbs and is reduced to 2mph. The girls and dwarf would have to carry close to 100 lbs each. And there are no suitable containers like backpacks. rolling a 150 lb barrel through the snow doesn't sound fun.
And I think you slightly underestimate the weight problem.
140 lbs - sacks WAR and Peace in the elevator
120 lbs - barrel medium floor
215 lbs - barrel top floor
This does not include the unknown amount of scrap metal and dwarven bronze ore we found, as well as 2 beer barrels, all stored at the entrance. Even without them there's a minimum additional weight above encumbrance of 475 lbs
More realistic is 500 -600 lbs.
With one level of encumbrance, the party can carry an additional 300 lbs and is reduced to 2mph. The girls and dwarf would have to carry close to 100 lbs each. And there are no suitable containers like backpacks. rolling a 150 lb barrel through the snow doesn't sound fun.
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« on: June 16, 2026, 03:48:28 am »
I'm curious about the testimony of the girls. While suspended on the elevator, the suspense is growing!
We need to think about what we will take with us. Without our Mules we cannot loot the mine down to the last rusty nail as (some of us have) planned. I doubt the dwarf and the girls can carry a lot and our 3 adventurers are already packed to the brim.
We need to think about what we will take with us. Without our Mules we cannot loot the mine down to the last rusty nail as (some of us have) planned. I doubt the dwarf and the girls can carry a lot and our 3 adventurers are already packed to the brim.
Alice is sitting down, listening to the story, playing with Nezzer's head on her lap.You gotta love Alice for this!
You did that, Mr. Black Spider? That wasn't very nice! Off to the corner with you!
Alice places the head in a corner of the room, his face facing the wall.
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« on: June 14, 2026, 03:49:51 am »>chicks are not available in your countryHaha
that would suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yzg9Wh4afY&t=38s
I give Sherlock Dwarf the benefit of just having returned from the dead and being a dwarf in general, but he was a bit too eager to shift the blame away from the dwarves instead of telling about himself, or asking about us.
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« on: June 10, 2026, 06:44:16 am »
Haha, with Ashley gone I guess there's nobody holding Alice back anymore. Cat is very pragmatic in this regard and will use Alice as a grocery store from now on. Should have thought about that earlier. Can you make us some simple ingredients? Cat wanted to make breaded snake but noticed we lack eggs. So...
Ashley can be glad she's in heaven. Ok, she kept the ring of sustenance for a reason so she doesn't have to eat Cat's creative cooking.
We have a heap of materials from countless bags and barrels. No idea how we will get that back to Phandalin.
Ashley can be glad she's in heaven. Ok, she kept the ring of sustenance for a reason so she doesn't have to eat Cat's creative cooking.
inventory is attached i hope i didnt miss anything.Thanks! I made a few corrections. As you said a few weights are missing and Ashley's focus. We'll also need the stats for that.
i need weight for the items too especially the ores.
We have a heap of materials from countless bags and barrels. No idea how we will get that back to Phandalin.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: June 06, 2026, 10:06:43 am »Alice being Alice, she slips the skin over her head like a mask and dances around waving her armsCat looks at the desecration of an enemy's remains with disdain and sighs. Eating a defeated foe to gain his strength is one thing and even a gesture of respect, but this is just bad comedy.
Look at me, I'm Nezzer the Black Spider!
Mormesk looks at his hand with some curiosity then casts minor mirror image and an exact duplicate faces him. He stares at it for a few seconds, then casts Greater Lasting Major Image and before your eyes the terrifying and unnatural symbol of death, the undead ancient lich you know as Mormesk, is transformed into a young man wearing fine nobility clothing from a bygone era. Gold thread and exquisite fabrics not seen for centuries adorn him and though his attire may seem out of place, his look is far from the abomination he once was.Cat stares t the transformations with an open mouth.
Nyaa the blue ghost turned into a noble Nya!
Her keen senses still detect that there is something off with this human - or rather undead pretending to be human.t least no reason to be afraid anymore. Cat steps forward from behind Yulya and musters Mormesk with curiosity.
A fully dressed M3gan arrives wearing Ashley's pack and bows to Mormesk and addresses Alice, "They're not dead, I've secure them safely." M3gan tells you where to find them.Never having fully gotten the demigoddess thing, for Cat Ashley is back and all is well.
Nyaa good you're turned back Nya we almost forgot about the girls Nya great you rescued them Ashley Nya!
She turns to Yulya and smiles, then her expression falls to an apologetic serious one, "Ms. Yulya, I'm afraid your companion Ashley has chosen not to return to her body at this time. As our task is complete here, I have my own agendas that must take precedent." She picks up one of the mithril coins and hands it to her symbolically, then hands over Ashley's pack and a few other items. "I know Ashley would have wanted you to have this, I can't claim it.[/i]Cat looks around in utter confusion, unable to follow the conversation but senses that her comrades feel something very bad has happened.
N-Nya what's going on Nya? Ashley Nya? You're leaving us Nya?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 06, 2026, 10:02:17 am »
Haha, Alice wearing Nezzer's skin was unexpected but then again, not that unexpected.
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« on: June 04, 2026, 07:25:47 am »
Great, thanks!
Of course we have beet here. You can buy it canned or pickled in any supermarket.
Of course we have beet here. You can buy it canned or pickled in any supermarket.
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« on: June 03, 2026, 06:53:01 am »Yes you can have a feat but why are you taking polearm master when you don't have any appropriate weapons to use it with? You have a great sword.
i think switching to polearm is necessary for Cats path of the world tree barbarian stuff later.Exactly!
and reach is always good for sentinel
It will take until level 10 though but then Cat will have 20ft reach with a polearm. For now the 10ft reach with a polearm is good enough. Bonus action pole strike (1D4+Rage dmg) after each attack and a reaction attack against a creature that enters Cat's reach. Per Joy's rule there are unlimited opportunity attacks. Any enemy that goes within 10ft (and 20ft from level 10) of Cat will get auto-attacked. Combined with Sweep and Sentinel the extended reach will be pretty awesome.
You are right Cat will have to find of buy a slashing polearm weapon like a glaive though. We also need to buy smiths and carpenters tools
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« on: June 03, 2026, 06:46:12 am »
Recipe, Kashtan! We need a recipe!
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« on: June 02, 2026, 09:26:25 am »
Cat will gain an extra attack and fast movement. Sorry for not memorizing your rules again but it's been half a year since our last level-up. Will you grant Cat another feat / proficiency?
I have the following suggestions, open to discussion:
Carpenter's Tools (8 GP)
Ability: Strength
Weight 5 lb.
Utilize: Seal or pry open a door or container (DC 20)
Craft: Club, Greatclub, Quarterstaff, Barrel, Chest, Ladder, Pole, Portable Ram, Torch
Polearm Master
General Feat (Prerequisite: Level 4+, Strength or Dexterity 13+)
You gain the following benefits.
Ability Score lncrease. Increase your Dexterity or
Strength score by 1, to a maximum of 20. [Cat takes DEX as her STR is maxed out]
Pole Strike. Immediately after you take the Attack action and attack with a Quarterstaff, a Spear, or a weapon that has the Heavy and Reach properties, you can use a Bonus Action to make a melee attack with the opposite end of the weapon. The weapon deals Bludgeoning damage, and the weapon's damage die for this attack is a d4.
Reactive Strike. While you're holding a Quarterstaff, a Spear, or a weapon that has the Heavy and Reach properties, you can take a Reaction to make one melee attack against a creature that enters the reach you have with that weapon.
I have the following suggestions, open to discussion:
Carpenter's Tools (8 GP)
Ability: Strength
Weight 5 lb.
Utilize: Seal or pry open a door or container (DC 20)
Craft: Club, Greatclub, Quarterstaff, Barrel, Chest, Ladder, Pole, Portable Ram, Torch
Polearm Master
General Feat (Prerequisite: Level 4+, Strength or Dexterity 13+)
You gain the following benefits.
Ability Score lncrease. Increase your Dexterity or
Strength score by 1, to a maximum of 20. [Cat takes DEX as her STR is maxed out]
Pole Strike. Immediately after you take the Attack action and attack with a Quarterstaff, a Spear, or a weapon that has the Heavy and Reach properties, you can use a Bonus Action to make a melee attack with the opposite end of the weapon. The weapon deals Bludgeoning damage, and the weapon's damage die for this attack is a d4.
Reactive Strike. While you're holding a Quarterstaff, a Spear, or a weapon that has the Heavy and Reach properties, you can take a Reaction to make one melee attack against a creature that enters the reach you have with that weapon.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: June 02, 2026, 08:43:13 am »
Haha, so it's a food festival?
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šaltibarščiaiHow on earth do you pronounce that?
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« on: June 01, 2026, 07:47:19 am »
Ah, that came unexpectedly fast!
I'll discuss that with Cat but I won't make it today!
I'll discuss that with Cat but I won't make it today!
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« on: May 29, 2026, 03:23:40 am »
No luck, it was cloudy yesterday and likely will be today. But better than in the coming days. I'll try. Nice photos, Alice!
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« on: May 29, 2026, 03:21:19 am »
Good. I suggest we take a short rest until the skull returns. If it doesn't we have to go search it.