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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 28, 2026, 05:52:09 am »
Apparently yes...
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 27, 2026, 06:28:30 am »
Hah, yeah!
So Joy apparently still has trouble accessing the forum. I think it's back to where it was before waffles did whatever he did. 1-2min per page but it works.
So Joy apparently still has trouble accessing the forum. I think it's back to where it was before waffles did whatever he did. 1-2min per page but it works.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 25, 2026, 05:06:36 am »
I'm not so sure anymore. Still no sign of Joy.
Cat wants to buy:
Slicing polearm weapon
Spices
Smith's Tools
Carpenter's Tools
Good luck with finding fine clothes that she'll accept.
Cat wants to buy:
Slicing polearm weapon
Spices
Smith's Tools
Carpenter's Tools
Good luck with finding fine clothes that she'll accept.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 24, 2026, 08:53:18 am »
Slow forum is slow.
Just checking if nothing is missing from our part that's pausing the game.
Here are the prices of our loot - and items missing a price
Missing Price
EDIT
Oh Shit it was us! Sorry about that!
I swear I imagined Cat had posted before Alice!
Just checking if nothing is missing from our part that's pausing the game.
Here are the prices of our loot - and items missing a price
| Warhammer | 1 | 60 |
| Mace | 1 | 25 |
| HeavyCrossbow | 2 | 400 |
| Shortbow | 4 | 400 |
| Shortsword | 3 | 120 |
| Longsword | 3 | 180 |
| Dagger | 11 | 88 |
| DaggerSheath | 2 | 4 |
| Quiver | 4 | 16 |
| LeatherArmor | 1 | 40 |
| HideArmor | 1 | 600 |
| LeatherHighBoots | 1 | 2 |
| LeatherGloves | 1 | 0.8 |
| WildDogPelt | 4 | 24 |
| WildDogPeltPatched | 1 | 2.5 |
| Waterskin | 5 | 8 |
| OliveSoap | 4 | 20 |
Missing Price
| LinenCloth | 2 |
| Fur Lined Jacket | 1 |
| SetOfClothes | 2 |
| Boots | 7 |
| Flint | 1 |
| RoughAmethyst | ? |
EDIT
Oh Shit it was us! Sorry about that!
I swear I imagined Cat had posted before Alice!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: July 23, 2026, 06:52:22 am »
Cat managed to dream!
We both were walking on a mountain path that came to an end at an abyss and there was a spectacular view into a valley. Looking down, Cat noticed she was wearing jeans and white sneakers and had human hands which was understandably odd. She heard human voices and decided to climb around a rock, traversing the abyss. There was a cafe with many people sitting at a terrace. She couldn't believe that as we were walking in wilderness just a moment ago and now she was in a tourist spot. That's all we remember, it was very short. But the first time it was clearly Cat doing something in a dream.
We both were walking on a mountain path that came to an end at an abyss and there was a spectacular view into a valley. Looking down, Cat noticed she was wearing jeans and white sneakers and had human hands which was understandably odd. She heard human voices and decided to climb around a rock, traversing the abyss. There was a cafe with many people sitting at a terrace. She couldn't believe that as we were walking in wilderness just a moment ago and now she was in a tourist spot. That's all we remember, it was very short. But the first time it was clearly Cat doing something in a dream.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: July 13, 2026, 07:22:30 am »A fucking 5cm / 2in centipede dropped from the ceiling at night. I know those guys from the tropics but even old host has never seen such a large one here. Millipedes are cool, but centipedes rank very very low on my list of favorite animals.I'm disgusted by those too. They're huge and venomous here and also quick. Nothing you want in your apartment. I hope you survived the night. Fortunately I had nothing in my apartment recently, a roach a while ago but my cat ate it.
The fish looks cool but I have no idea about fish. Been a while since I went snorkeling. You gotta go to one of the islands a bit off the city to see something decent.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 12, 2026, 12:02:27 pm »
I just went to bed when I woke up in shock at 1am realizing Cat forgot to post! Ofc she didn't remind me. She read everything in the afternoon but thought we should reply 'later'
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 05, 2026, 05:33:34 am »
Sorry was away for a few days. But Cat has no objections to moving on.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: July 02, 2026, 04:03:42 am »
No slacking off, lazy alien!
Cat showed Kingir the trap with the giant bugbear greataxe. Was he not paying attention? He's already exhausted, If he carries that thing, we won't be going anywhere.
Cat showed Kingir the trap with the giant bugbear greataxe. Was he not paying attention? He's already exhausted, If he carries that thing, we won't be going anywhere.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 30, 2026, 10:33:01 am »
Haha, at least it wasn't only Cat who blew the roll!
What DMG type is that then? Still slashing?
I've decided to allow Cat's Polearm Strike with her great sword if she prefers with this specific wording, gaining her a 10ft range just for this action: Bonus action strike (1D4+Rage dmg) The first enemy on any turn that enters within 10ft of Cat will get auto-attacked. Cannot be combined with Sweep, Sentinel is a reaction which will continue to work any number of times, this is as a bonus action so it only applies once per round, the extended reach only applies to this Feat for the Great Sword.OK with us!
What DMG type is that then? Still slashing?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 29, 2026, 09:36:26 am »
Oh, OK! That's +3 so 10 HP in total.
I spent half the night fiddling with the inventory. Now everyone carries a bag or barrel which can be dropped to become un-encumbered. Sorry but the girls have to carry their 20 lbs each and Kingir gets Ashley's shield. I left a lot of food and the dwarven property Alice wanted to loot behind and it barely was possible.
I spent half the night fiddling with the inventory. Now everyone carries a bag or barrel which can be dropped to become un-encumbered. Sorry but the girls have to carry their 20 lbs each and Kingir gets Ashley's shield. I left a lot of food and the dwarven property Alice wanted to loot behind and it barely was possible.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 29, 2026, 05:01:21 am »
Oh great!
Cat rolled an 1 with her d12 hit die. So 12/2+1=7 it is.
Cat rolled an 1 with her d12 hit die. So 12/2+1=7 it is.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 28, 2026, 10:18:56 am »
40lbs would help a lot. Ashley's ore samples are only 12lbs.
I assume the dwarf will be a gentleman and also carry at least a minimum. We should be good. I'll publish an updated inventory until tomorrow
As Barbarian, Cat will gain an extra attack and fast movement. Just like Alice she has 2 attacks and 40ft movement now.
Carpenter's Tools (8 GP)
Ability: Strength
Weight 5 lb.
Utilize: Seal or pry open a door or container (DC 20)
Craft: Club, Greatclub, Quarterstaff, Barrel, Chest, Ladder, Pole, Portable Ram, Torch
Like her Smith's tools proficiency, it's useless for now because Cat doesn't have the tools.
If you really dislike Polearm Master and don't let Cat trip over a polearm weapon she finds in the mine, she'll take Tough for now. This will give her +10 HP and +2 HP every time she levels up. A bit boring though.
I assume the dwarf will be a gentleman and also carry at least a minimum. We should be good. I'll publish an updated inventory until tomorrow
[Please officially restate all the improvements you gain by leveling to 5 here, Cat, I would like you to choose an alternate feat that you can use immediately, you will be allowed to swap them later if you choose, include all changes from your leveling, HP gain, proficiency gain, etc. I will incorporate only these changes so don't forget anything.]Oh wait, should we roll dice for HP gains? Did we ever do that during previous levels? I think we did for 1->2 but surely not when we leveled up 3->4.
As Barbarian, Cat will gain an extra attack and fast movement. Just like Alice she has 2 attacks and 40ft movement now.
Carpenter's Tools (8 GP)
Ability: Strength
Weight 5 lb.
Utilize: Seal or pry open a door or container (DC 20)
Craft: Club, Greatclub, Quarterstaff, Barrel, Chest, Ladder, Pole, Portable Ram, Torch
Like her Smith's tools proficiency, it's useless for now because Cat doesn't have the tools.
If you really dislike Polearm Master and don't let Cat trip over a polearm weapon she finds in the mine, she'll take Tough for now. This will give her +10 HP and +2 HP every time she levels up. A bit boring though.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 26, 2026, 07:38:06 am »
Yes, Cat also wants to know before accepting weird rings again!