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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast[Joy the DM]
« on: January 27, 2025, 04:14:48 PM »
The oldest, Johnstan, speaks up, "Confess to what? We didn't do anything, no crime, no victim, no witness!"
The second speaks, "We're the victims here!"
Alices face turns to stone listening to this drivel
Aww!
You poor innocent victims!
Then surely you can tell us what you were doing here, hiding on both side of the road while a trader's cart was approaching?
Anyway it's all settled then! Let's go to Neverwinter together so you can formally indict us at the guild for ambushing, attacking and robbing you! I assume you want to prove your innocence and make us pay for our crimes!?

Up up, let's go now!
Alice yanks on the rope, tying the bandits together!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: January 27, 2025, 03:56:26 PM »
>when you're absolutely out of ideas
Count me in

This is getting ridiculous, not killing them on the spot was a mistake. I feel this is a lose-lose situation. If we kill them some god will call us out for murderering innocent dindu nuffins when we try to level up, if we don't and let them go  they'll accuse us of ambushing, attacking and robbing them.

But seriously, are they stupid? What are those guys hoping to achieve?
They could have just told some touching stories, promised to be good boys and Yulya would have let them go. Like this we will all freeze to death while debating moral and legal nuances

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: January 27, 2025, 03:39:01 PM »
And you didn't do anything indecent?

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: January 26, 2025, 08:30:05 PM »
Hmm, isn't 6 reps a little low meaning you go for a very high weight? Well it might be alright for you but I'd be afraid to injure weak host body. I feel we've been doing too man reps (15-12-10) with increasing but  too little weight though. There's a need for a compromise.

It was good to see that our involuntary 1 month gym absence from traveling and being sick hasn't had any serious negative impact but it sure as hell wasn't good either.  Interestingly weight went down 2kg which most likely was due to barely eating while sick.

Anyway we really need to scale things up to your routine. Currently it's a good feeling but not overly exhausting and soreness has ceased completely unless we try new exercises the body isn't familiar with.  Trying 6x6 might be a good idea to challenge the body. We will see.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: January 26, 2025, 08:04:54 PM »
Alice rolls her eyes as she turns to Yulya
If necessary I will take the burden. I have no soul and no God to judge me. I don't enjoy killing them but I will do it so Cat does not have to. Hey, why didn't we outsource this to Ashley's cats? She was the one who wanted to see them dead the most!


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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« on: January 26, 2025, 07:31:45 PM »
Very interesting dream switching between host and me!
Host was on a cruise ship, the interior all lined with blue velvet, a maze of corridors. He heard his parents somewhere but could not find them. Going through a door I was suddenly me, at a hyper-modern underground train station. Seems like I had locked myself out. Some security guard said I had to go through airport security control to get back on the ship.

What? Nope!
Next to the train station was an equally modern Asian shopping mall, all bright white. It was a broad winding main path with shops left and right, looked like the Monte Carlo Formula 1 race track. Just inside a mall. So I made a run for it. I was Sonic the Hedgehog tier fast complete with 3rd person view and dynamic camera. I raced through the shopping mall at full speed. The security guard tried to chase me but had no chance. This was fun. He was still surprisingly fast but at some point there were needless stairs going up and down for no reason at all. This broke the poor man and he disappeared in a poof, dropping his wallet as loot. Exotic coins and banknotes everywhere. I came back and collected them all. The coins had odd hexagonal shapes, could not read what was on them.

After that I decided to wreak more havoc because why not. The scenery was more like a fake Venice now with old palaces separated by small canals. Some worker was driving one of those yellow CAT dump trucks used in mining. It wasn't as gigantic as irl but still massive. I wanted to have it.
So I pushed the vehicle into a canal which caused the driver to fly through the windshield and into the water. I was surprised by my own strength. I climbed into the truck and managed to drive it backwards outside of the water. Don't ask me how, there was only a flimsy plastic steering wheel inside like it was a kids ride. The worker also climbed out of the canal and chased his truck which was now painfully slow. I couldn't outrun him so I remembered D&D and used 1DP on Step of the Wind.
This accelerated me out of the truck but unfortunately I wasn't at a level where I could take it with me. How did the brain remember this in a dream? Anyway I raced up a wall, lumped over and found myself - in the train station again. The confusion made me wake up. Still a cool dream.


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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: January 25, 2025, 05:44:26 PM »
Hope Trump doesn't take over Greenland too or we'll lose Yulya as well

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: January 25, 2025, 05:41:32 PM »
Alice isn't overly enthusiastic but nods.
Haaa, opposed to what some of you might think, I can't say I'm enjoying killing defenseless humans. That's not what I came here for. But I'll take your word for it. If they're just criminals and not some search party for Summer I guess it's time to restock our supplies. We can't let such morons roam freely, who knows who they might kill. Still weird, I'd like to have known more about that whistle and brooches. I thought maybe the whistle was a spell to make themselves not spill anything or something...

"You're going to kill them?" Summer says with worry in her voice.
If Milady has another idea, I'm all ears.
Alice laughs about her own pun, comically enlarging her ears by pulling them with her hands
But we tried our best but I don't see another way. Or you wanna charm them until we have dragged them back to Neverwinter?

Caaat?
Alice turns to Cat who seems to have zoned out

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: January 23, 2025, 08:04:04 PM »
Alice's patience has run out as she shouts down the bandits
Look you idiots do you want to die? If so say it and stop wasting our time! It's cold! Cat here will cut off your heads with a single strike and we can finally get going!
If you wanna live then spit it out now. Last chance! Where are the touching stories of your tough childhood that made you end up like this? And what's with your silver brooches? And that goddamn whistle! I want answers!

Oh and if you want answers, there is a very simple way for you to get out of here alive and it is to cooperate. We're not interested in killing you. But we will keep an eye on you. We will be back soon and we WILL find you if you ever even think about causing trouble again. And then...
Alice bursts in insane laughter
...well, we will do things to you, you cannot even imagine! You won't die easily, oh no! And even if, Yulya here is pretty good at reviving people! We are going to have a looot of fun with you!

Soo?
What will it be? Time to make up your minds! Clock's ticking!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: January 23, 2025, 07:40:39 PM »
Ashley uses INTIMIDATION and it is very effective.

The bandits look confused and don't speak.
How's this effective then?

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: January 23, 2025, 07:39:08 PM »
One does not simply become a billionaire without being a sociopath

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: January 22, 2025, 05:29:04 PM »
Unfortunately, this place is our home for the foreseeable future.
I like endchan better because it's easier to upload files but when or if it will be usable again is unknown.

Summer just looks and acts like a normal human child
And Alice severely doubts that.
But seriously I have no idea, that's the fun part.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: January 21, 2025, 05:21:08 PM »
Alice come here too!
Alice enthusiastically runds over to Yulya and extends her hands
Yes please! I can't die either but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt getting injured!

Cat and Alice please look after these men and question them!
With pleasure!
Alice pokes the bandits with her spear, impatiently waiting for them to wake up

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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« on: January 20, 2025, 07:01:29 PM »
I don't really do that anymore.
It's much nicer to have host deal with IRL stuff. Even when I did the cats never cared. They know they get away with everything here. I'm still surprised I never got bitten when I grabbed them a bit roughly while practicing possession.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: January 20, 2025, 06:56:50 PM »
Huh?
Of course you can and should say whatever you want to say!
There's nobody here but us and I sure as hell won't get you b& for speaking your mind.

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