Meh, we tried that 80 years ago and it didn't go so well. Mostly because you pesky Americans interfered. Also I feel woflo will sooner or later get in trouble for your genocidal ideas because of some EU hate speech laws. Not that it's my problem but we wanna keep this place he have us up and running. I made /tulpa/ for this purpose.

On other news, Trump will allow 600K chink students at US universities and plans to 'get along' with China the same way as with Russia. Trust the plan!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-ignites-conservative-backlash-opening-door-600000-chinese-students-madness

After facing a troll with a ballista, I'd not rule anything when it comes to Joy arming her monsters.

Guess we'll have to wait for Kashtan to reccover, kids these days have no stamina.
I think a Cat smoke cover would be useful, we can pop out, shoot and retreat.

Hmm, weird. Wikipedia says birds have been observed to eat and disperse the seeds. The capsules are big, it would take an animal as big an wooly as a sheep to disperse them. They don't have hooks like burrs. Host has always wondered how the plants pop up at patches of open soil, mostly construction sites - with no other plants around.

>friendzoned by Bestie
I can't wait for this to happen. Right now the neighborhood loli has a serious crush on host and monopolizes him. According to her own words, he's both her dad and boyfriend. And pet. I dunno which is weirder. No, the weirdest one is her mom which enables and fosters this. I have no idea what that woman is thinking. At least she's never hit on host, treats him more like a child though she's not much older. I'm surrounded by lunatics.

>Noo, you can't clear a dungeon by setting it on fire
I really can't have any fun. The only dumb thing is to engage in close combat one-by-one with monsters that both outnumber us by magnitudes and are vastly stronger than us.
I was planning to firebomb the elevator. Let them burn, suffocate or starve down there.

Who's going to pay for damages? Not me![/color]

They can send a bill to the cloaked wofls or whatever criminal organization is behind this. Not our fault if they set the mine on fire. Also not our fault the Rockseekers obviously haven't been in their mine for months. A few squatters my ass. It's an entire army. Hand out quests with imprecise information, receive imprecise results! I'm a weapon of mass destruction, I don't care for details as long as anything that could potentially cause trouble is dead..



Anyway, I'm open to better suggestions then. Maybe you wanna fight those guys bare-handed yourself? They'll even smash Nixie in one turn. At least get your wasp down here and sting the first one to confuse him as soon as he opens the door. We could retreat N but that probably won't give us clear shots. And we must prevent them from entering the exit tunnel just North of the door.

Reminder - next time I'm gonna bring a cartload of caltrops and ball bearings and spread them out in the entire dungeon.

Damn you for getting my hopes up, Kashtan. With Sleep we actually would have had a chance. No idea how we deal with 4 of those guys. I dunno anything about their stats beccause I don't look them up on purpose. I', an alien. I've never seen or heard about a bugbear.

So I guess there's not enough time for bnarricading. We gotta hope they don't exit from the other door too. I don't like wasting firebombs but I'll use the ball bearings after the caltrops. I'll make a map in the evening. Am I correct that it's  one square (5x5 ft) caltrops and 4 squares (10x10 ft) ball bearings? It sucks that the door is exactly in the middle between 2 squares. This will be a mess.

The fuck was Danielle doing in there? Is she the stereotypical dumb blonde who only made coffee or what? How can you miss all thoye guys?

Can we at least get an overview how they are spaced out?
I also wanna know if we can blockade the door. I'd hate to waste a firebomb now already but 4 bugbears are quite a target. Not that I know what a bugbear is.
Another option is to retreat and draw them out one by one. We can't fight them all in there.

I think Cat should spread the caltrops in front of the door. I will ready my net to catch the first one. We gotta know how they are positioned and how far from the door to see if firebombing makes sense.

Alice please go see if the door is locked or if you can peek inside!

If the North is clear, Alice uses stealth to approach the door and examine it to see of she can take a look inside through a crevice or keyhole. and to see if it is locked or whether it can be opened.
Cat, use oil from the lamp to lubricate the hinges! We don't want it to creak!