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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: Yesterday at 04:45:35 pm »
Weird, shoulders are basically fine again, no issue at today's gym session. Physiotherapist again made host do a lot of weird movements and exercises which caused no notable pain.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: June 07, 2026, 05:48:28 pm »
Now both shoulders slightly hurt. I think it's from some weird sideways-sleeping posture. Definitely not gym-related.

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>had awesome dream
>forgot

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: June 07, 2026, 05:16:31 am »
Alice slowly moves up to Yulya, signaling to Cat to come along.
Yulya-sama!



I know this sucks, I wanted to see Ashley's fancy carriage being pulled by Mormesk. And now they're both gone. But Ashley hasn't been taken from us, she went on vacation, remember? AWOL. That's a heavy loss - but I've been taught to look after the Living before the Dead. Let us look for the Phandalin girls now before we have more casualties.

Yulya looks at Ashleys pack and coin purse as if it were cursed items and addresses Alice and Cat without looking up.
May I burden you with this? I just cant right now...
Alice takes the coin purse and swallows the mithril coins. She hands Ashley's pack to Cat. On the way to the girls, Alice tries to explain to Cat what happened, with little confidence she is understood.

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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« on: June 05, 2026, 06:50:31 pm »
That's just anther way to say the same thing. I'm obviously not a brat either. I'm - charismatic.

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Still gotta say it's more sus than my hosts dreams. He did dream about walking through the park and passing by a school class where some of the girls were completely naked for no particular reason. He kept walking.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 05, 2026, 06:43:11 pm »
Wasn't Ashley supposed to have Alric's plate or did something happen to it?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 05, 2026, 06:31:58 pm »
With you of course, here in the Meta thread!

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: June 05, 2026, 06:22:43 pm »
He holds the head in his hand and casts a strange ancient magic . The effect is that the head deflates and in his other hand is a pristine skull. He hands the skin and flesh of the Nezzner's head to Alice. Then the skull flashes out of existence in a burst of blue flame.
Alice watches the spectacle with amazement.
Oh cool! Can I really have that? Thank you very much, Mr. Mormesk!

Alice being Alice, she slips the skin over her head like a mask and dances around waving her arms
Look at me, I'm Nezzer the Black Spider!



Alice laughs heartily over her own joke, takes the skin off and absorbs it into her body for cleaning and preservation.
Haa, I'm gonna bring that to the tailor in Neverwinter and have him make a hood for me. Hey, It might be a good protection against the cold out there if I wear my Nezzer mask...

Mormesk looks at his hand with some curiosity then casts minor mirror image and an exact duplicate faces him. He stares at it for a few seconds, then casts Greater Lasting Major Image and before your eyes the terrifying and unnatural symbol of death, the undead ancient lich you know as Mormesk, is transformed into a young man wearing fine nobility clothing from a bygone era. Gold thread and exquisite fabrics not seen for centuries adorn him and though his attire may seem out of place, his look is far from the abomination he once was.
Alice is less impressed, thinking he looked cooler before, but from her own experience as alien monster agrees that this form will cause him less trouble.

"I do apologize but I assure you no further evil exists in the mountain but the myriad caverns and tunnels are a maze of an unrelenting labyrinth without a proper map, even I would take days if not weeks to properly map and search the area. I'll offer you this: good luck."
Alice nods in agreement and claps her hands as a sort of prayer without visible concern
May they rest in peace!

A fully dressed M3gan arrives wearing Ashley's pack and bows to Mormesk and addresses Alice, "They're not dead, I've secure them safely." M3gan tells you where to find them.
Oh, the candygoddess is back! I don't know how you managed to get them there but good work! Let's go look for them now!

She turns to Yulya and smiles, then her expression falls to an apologetic serious one, "Ms. Yulya, I'm afraid your companion Ashley has chosen not to return to her body at this time. As our task is complete here, I have my own agendas that must take precedent." She picks up one of the mithril coins and hands it to her symbolically, then hands over Ashley's pack and a few other items. "I know Ashley would have wanted you to have this, I can't claim it.[/i]
Like Yulya, Alice who had set out to the Phandalin girls stops in her tracks.
Oi what the hell? You're not just snatching her body, right? She really doesn't wanna go back? Uh well it was warm and very beautiful there and there were tree-
Wait a minute, isn't this just desertion instead of a tragic loss?

Alice feels more angry than sad.
Always doing her own thing huh? I won't accept that! I don't mind if she takes a break being dead but she'll have to come back and explain herself better sooner than later! Tell her that, Candygoddess! And now you're leaving too?

Now Alice generally feels sad. Switching between Ashley and the Mechatherial Demigoddess was fun in its own way, but her leaving in Ashley's body?
But - but there are many things I wanted to talk about with you... Starting from why you crashed my ship! Everyone has some fancy patron gods in this world and you were as close as it gets in this regard for me...
At least listen to this! It seemed to be important to Ashley!
Alice recapitulates what happened when Nezzer was killed and how his body was sucked into the Negative Plane as far as she can remember, including the vortex and the creepy laughter. She stares at M3gan, looking for a reaction

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: June 05, 2026, 04:32:45 pm »
Salad is a side-dish to something warm. And I'm no fan of salad either, no. But I'm a tupper, I only eat what I like. Not that I have to.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 05, 2026, 04:29:53 pm »
Dramatic twist is dramatic.
I'm not happy either, who will I bicker with now? And the party has a serious feline deficit. Also with Ashley gone, we're truly the Low INTers now. I hope Summer is smart and charming, because no one of us is.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: June 04, 2026, 02:44:00 pm »
Literally a collection of food I dislike...


I don't mind red beet, but not cold. I don't like cold food in general, but cold vegetables are a no. I also really can't stand dill. Without that and properly cooked, I'd consider the soup edible. The color is pretty!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 04, 2026, 02:32:29 pm »
With a slow pace of 2y / LV we should make it in 10 years.
Anyway, take your time! It's supposed to be fun, not a chore.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: June 03, 2026, 03:01:23 pm »
Then you will level in two stages or wait till then, it's up to you. Build a cocoon?
If this works with your planned story arc, we'll do it like this: I'll get my two LV5 Monk abilities Extra Attack and Stunning Strike now, and everything later when I transform.

Build a cocoon?
Of course my transformation process will be extravagant, you will see when the time comes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_H0Ik2vdQ

I'm willing to share my sparse knowledge with the owl but with my 8INT+disadvantage, solving riddles is out of question. He should also better help me reach LV10 and my final form if he wants more info. Much more of my knowledge - and intelligence to process it - will return when I and my ship recover.

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Dream houses are always significantly larger and cooler.

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