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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: Yesterday at 04:02:53 pm »
Nixie remembers the dead rising from the grave and uses her turn to rip the head off this ghoul. [LUCK 1d20=2] Sadly she's horribly mangled the ears in the process.
Alice glances over with a sigh.
I wish Ashley would train her cats to preserve the ears...
That leaves only one!

Again with a masterful sweep, Cat slices the zombies in twain and Ghoul 1 is struck again but shrugs it off.
Yulya uses balm of peace and flies around touching everyone she wants to heal.
Fully healed and with all enemies out of the way, Alice gets ready to race and attack the last remaining ghoul

Alice is prepared to attack but she becomes overwhelmed with a familiar feeling, something or someone held her back and she knows who, the Mechatherial goddess' presence is thick in the air and she becomes momentarily dazed.
The ghoul's eyes glaze over and he stands motionless. Off-guard, it is momentarily incapable of opportunity attacks.

"I'll give you one chance to negotiate, lower this barrier and I'll release the throne and command the ghoul to disengage. You can have the girl and be on your way and I with what's mine. No, in fact I'll do one better, as a show of good will, I am releasing the throne pending your decision."
The arcs reduce to a hum, barely able to reach 5ft from the throne.

Alice regains her senses and could still attack the Ghoul as she intended but the situation feels differently. Ashley's corpse is still motionless but she has insight now that she could take advantage of if she chooses.
With the sparks out of the way, Alice's plan of pushing the ghoul into the electric discharges has been foiled. But since he is the last source of ears, Alice isn't too unhappy about this. Alice hasn't been able to follow the words of the yet nameless evildoer, but that concerns her even less.
Cat, make sure to spare the ghoul's ears! I'm going for the blabbermouth!

Alice dashes straight West, flicking the ghoul's ear as she passes by the dazed non-undead. She uses as much of her movement as necessary to make contact with the source of the voice - and shut him up. Preferably by a grapple -shove combo, expending 2 Ki points for Flurry of Blows + Hand of Harm. In case there are multiple enemies and a way to spare any remaining Phandalin girls, Alice will not hesitate to finally throw her firebomb she's been carrying for so long.




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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: Yesterday at 03:02:59 pm »
Noted.
I wasn't sure if changing emails was even possible without locking yourself out of your account so I never tried. Good to know it works.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Yesterday at 02:53:23 pm »
I hope I don't run into an invisible wall because the map ends there...


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: Yesterday at 07:26:04 am »
Maaan, I was so looking forward to punching the ghoul and have him electrocuted...
Hey, didn't the Candygoddess promise not to mess with me again? This will cost her 2 more pieces of candy as apology! At least!

So - what should I do with this 'new information' now that attacking the ghoul is declared haram by the Gods? With my full Step of the Wind 120ft movement, I could easily run around the entire throne while laughing manically before returning to my current position. Doesn't get more heroic than that!
Haaah, we all know I have no choice so move me into that damn chamber to the West and let's see what's there already. The suspense is killing me.


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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: March 27, 2026, 08:10:20 pm »
Alice waits until the zombies are (hopefully) taken out by Yulya and Cat before launching her attack on ghoul #1
Obviously if zombies are still there she will attack those first. Alice passes N of Cat and to the position of zombie #1. From there she expends 1 Ki point for Flurry of Blows and attacks the ghoul with her spear 2-handed and 2 unarmed attacks. With her Crusher feat she finally pushes him 5ft S into the discharges of the throne. Should the ghoul be killed before the final attack, Alice will move on to ghoul #2 and attack it. But the Crusher movement will be spent on ghoul #1 in any case.

Wake up Ashley, I mean Mecha Goddess! You're missing the big showdown! You can be dead later when we're done here!


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 27, 2026, 07:24:03 pm »
Give THP to Yulya!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 26, 2026, 07:33:27 pm »
Not bad at all!
Yulya could heal everyone, if she can harm the zombies, even better.
We gotta get rid of them so I can punch the ghoul and move him 5ft into the sparks! This will also provoke a sentinel attack from Cat.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 25, 2026, 04:09:53 pm »
Alright, thanks!
I don't feel I should be awarded for being forgetful but I won't say no to additional Ki points. Now if only Tamamo would post, we could continue!

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: March 24, 2026, 06:51:13 pm »
Still Exhausted1 with a wounded leg, Cat enters rage again. Cat masterfully decapitates the Ghoul, its head pops off and rolls 20 feet toward the arching throne, further adding insult to injury, the head is fried by heavy arcs of electricity. Turning the flesh to crispy bacon-like shreds. Cat returned to her previous position.
Just now Alice realizes how injured Cat still is
Nice work but why didn't you say anything? I thought that potion had cured you?? I could have healed you at least a bit you know!

The air fills with magic static, in a moment, three zombie bandits rise and attack Ashley.
Ashley takes a critical slash to the head, causing blood to run down her face, then she's hit again in the head knocking her out, she is exhausted1 and has no other effects since she does not personally attack, but she is unconsious. Death knocked on her door and she faced him head on and shook his hand.
Ashley has perished... again.
Alice facepalms
Damned she could have held out and rallied the cats a bit longer instead of rushing right to the front!
Cat help her before the zombies eat her!

The voice booms through the cave, cheering on his zombies. "There you have it! And soon she'll join me in zombie form!"
Alice is getting annoyed.
Can you shut up for once? Nobody cares and we have work to do here!

Alice thinks about attacking ghoul #1 with her superior movement but realizes the injured Cat cannot keep up and reach him in the net round. Alice joins Cat in flanking the zombies, attacking with her spear 2-handed and an unarmed strike, staying within Cat's Sentinel range. If possible to the East outside of ghoul#1 range.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 24, 2026, 06:15:33 pm »
Yeah that's the problem!
Cat should get rid of the zombies before they eat her and she gets turned into one of the Men of Iron when she revives.



I also did something stupid. I forgot to use Uncanny Metabolism, in fact I've never used it. It should be used when initiative is rolled and regenerate all my Ki points. Have we established how I do that? Announcing it for the next encounter? Then I'll do that now. On next initiative roll regenerate my Ki points pls!

Regarding Cat, I guess I should have treated her with my Healer's Kit. But I asked if her wounds are healed by the potion and never got a reply. Then I forgot. If you had told me she still has the wound I would of course have treated her after the battle. Still my mistake, I should have treated her anyway.

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Deleted Posts / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« on: March 24, 2026, 05:33:01 pm »
>Alice delete the forum, I don't like a post I made there years ago
*sigh*
Maybe think first before posting cringe stuff

Because it's you, I will move those 2 threads to deleted posts tomorrow. They will be terminally deleted after a while.  But I don't think it's fair to other posters to purge all their posts and images as well. I mean it's not exactly a masterpiece we are losing here but still...

For a day the others will have the opportunity to voice their discontent or massive objection here.

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I think it's questionable enough to get you the Chair

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I don't think we ever read The Economist outside of this dream. Who buys this anyway? Also pls note I colored the panda yellow as Winnie.

There were some vivid dreams last night but I completely forgot.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 23, 2026, 03:09:45 pm »
Slacking off again I see, while we do the hard work!



I hope the Mecha Goddess at least has some treats for me. Speaking of which - Yulya has been hoarding all the candy as well! We never got any!

Good thing I don't have to deal with all the magic shenanigans. I'll just hit whatever's in range.But we gotta deal with the zombies somehow. Should Cat give them a sweep? I guess the cats and me should be able to take down ghoul2. Or should  I directly go for the left one with a dash?


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: March 23, 2026, 12:59:12 pm »
Well there's the inevitable Ashley death!
Yulya now has 3 zombies to turn. But that means you can't use Balm of Peace, correct? That sucks, it's quite a capable mass heal.

Also I'm reeeally disappointed the Greater Healing Potion didn't cure Cat's wound and exhaustion. A few HP for that price is a ripoff. I thought you would basically be like new when you drink this.

I'll attack the 2nd ghoul. Be sure to behead each enemy you kill! And spare some ears!

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