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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: July 01, 2025, 04:20:44 PM »
People constantly complain or laugh about the EU but when it comes to food quality, laughing quickly stops. You can't pull this shit here, because it's outright illegal.



Even Mc Donalds serves decent quality food here. In contrast to the US, fast food quality has vastly improved in the past 10 years exactly because of EU regulations.
Still I've always found fast food horrible. Not the taste but the surroundings. My INFP mind can't deal with fast food restaurants. It's absolutely plebejan. Cultureless. I don't need anything fancy but a minimum of comfiness in a restaurant would be nice. Driving somewhere and eating in a car or parking lot? Not with me. I remember in grade (not grad!) school, some pleb kid celebrated his birthday, 7 or 8, in a Mc Donalds. I found the idea horrible. I could not comprehend why anyone would do this. The place was ugly as fast food restaurants go. Tiled walls, bad cold neon lightning eating  'food' out of some paper boxes. I still remember almost 40 years later.
I guess it's socialization. Nobody of my family would go there. My parents and grandparents cooked for themselves or we went to a real old-fashioned restaurant. Nothing expensive but still where you ate real food off a plate with knife and fork.

But even in a decent restaurant where you pay 20-30€ for a meal, the ingredients are not bad but not exactly high-tier. Unless you put 50+ on the table, it's industrial mass slop, often from abroad. If a restaurant cooked from domestic organic ingredients, nobody could pay for that.

Therefore I basically always cook for myself. I rarely eat during the day, I eat in the morning and evening. Just made spaghetti with tupper. Consists of organic minced meat, olive oil, garlic, tomatoes, milk, whole grain noodles, spices. All high quality stuff from the local discounter supermarket. The meat 50% off before they throw it away. Tomatoes also were an offer.
500g minced meat, 50% off: 3€
1kg tomatoes: 2€
100g whole grain noodles: 1€
small stuff like garlic, oil  and spices 1€
Even with the enormous rise of food prices, for ~8€ I get 2 full meals of high quality ingredients. With conventional ingredients not from organic farming you could push costs down to something like 6€ or 3€ per meal.

My breakfast is usually something like:
500g organic yogurt, low fat 2€
egg, organic 30ct
fruit: 1€ unless my own
oat flakes, organic: 10ct
linseed: 10ct
ground nuts from garden: free

Tap water is free but some diluted fruit juice doesn't hurt: 50ct per day

Let's round this up to average meal costs of 10€ per day with healthy, mostly organic food. Could you beat that with cheap fast food? Maybe, but your health will suffer greatly.

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Very weird tech- dreams
I was working on some steam device that looked like an aeolipile or Hero's engine. A pill-shaped pressurized cylinder with two angled arms ejecting steam jets in opposite directions, thus rotating.



It was about half the size of a man and appeared to consist of an upper and lower part. Quite futuristic, more like the containment of a nuclear reactor that an antique engine. Out of nowhere it started to eject steam and rotate creating an awful noise like a tea kettle. Very unpleasant and potentially dangerous. Steam is a monster. I couldn't stop it and the noise continued until Alice got pissed off and smashed the device to pieces. What else.
I woke up and tried to find out if any RL noise could have caused that dream but apparently not.

Went back to sleep and had another tech-dream.
This time I was working an a reverse osmosis unit for a criminal syndicate. No idea why they needed it. I had the device, again a similar pill-shaped container, but this time white as reverse osmosis units tend to be. Also a manual I kept searching but it constantly disappeared. So did the device and it didn't work out. Had to improvise.



Fast forward, I used Johnny Bravo as a reverse osmosis unit. Why? Ask my brain! He was in an equally cartoonish toilet stall sitting on the toilet but fully clothed. His arms had IV-tubes that were connected to water pipes and I used his kidneys as osmosis filter. Pumped tap water through his veins in one arm, filtered through his kidney and pure water came out of the IV-tube of his other arm. Surprisingly this didn't kill him but it was visibly unpleasant for poor Johnny.



As things appeared to work, I set the osmosis unit to flush mode and the waste water went where everything filtered by our kidneys goes. Luckily I didn't see the details but Johnny felt relieved. Wtf man. Next scene he was sitting in a cafeteria glad the ordeal was over but I had to inform him that this was just a test run and that his work as reverse osmosis unit hadn't even begun. He wasn't happy but muscular cartel guys from the criminal organization showed up and piled boxes of convenience food on the table as payment. Johnny seemed happy by this generous offer and accepted to continue his work. Certainly one of the weirdest dreams I had in years.

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>when you find out that your crush is a stripper

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Movie-tier dream.
A lot was forgotten until I managed to write it down but it had strange D&D elements mixed in.

So I had Alice's D&D spear but it was very tall, about twice the size of a man with a thick crude wooden shaft. Inspired by the poisoned arrows, I had designed an explosive metal head for it that would explode upon impact. Still I was myself in my usual home. I went out on the street and decided to test it on a nearby tree in a garden behind the fence. Ready to stab my spear into the tree above the fence, it dawned on me, or Alice complained, that this probably was not the best idea and equivalent to discharging a firearm in public. There were people walking on the streets. I thought about coming again at night but this was dismissed as equally idiotic. So I took my spear to Nymphenburg Park to test it there. While the neighborhood had been realistic, the park was unfamiliar. The path branched soon after the entrance and went into thick forest. I decided to go right. But I tripped and the explosive spear head hit the floor and caught fire. Apparently it would explode after burning for a while. I managed to blow out the flame but it kept re-igniting. I knew I had to get rid of the spear before it blew up in my hands - or worse in my face when I tried to blow out the flame but there was a huge group of children on a field trip all around me. I ran with my burning spear trying to leave them behind. Finally in nature, the park had turned into wilderness. There was a metal ladder up an earthen cliff over a pond. For whatever reason I threw the spear at the ladder and it got stuck there, breaking off the metal head which remained stuck while the shaft fell down. You know me, I can't leave things in disorder so I climbed the ladder, removed the explosive spear head that could explode at any sec with my hands and threw it into the pond below. There in went up with a boom making a huge splash. People around raised an eyebrow but didn't investigate this further.

Conclusion:
Explosive arrow or spear heads need further development and testing before they can be deployed to adventurers!

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 22, 2025, 03:49:41 PM »
I am always the same weight 70±2 kg
Missed the last opportunity for a DEXA scan in March, I hope I can make one in June to see how body fat and muscle mass developed compared to a year ago. It was shortly after I made that 2 weeks Fasting Mimicking Diet with 800 kcal per day and I had 68 kg. Now I am around 72. I do think I look significantly more muscular than a year ago but I don't spend hours watching myself in a mirror naked bc No Homo.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 22, 2025, 03:44:45 PM »
Graphene is the OS that replaces stock Android. I have no idea how to do meaningful image manipulation on a phone. How would that work with your finger? It's bad enough with a mouse - unless you're a Bear. I have an Intuos Pro drawing tablet,but that helps only marginally if you can't draw at all. Good enough fro retouching AI though. A lot of Alice reaction pics for D&D need to be adapted.

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Based.
I don't think I ever dreamed about zombies, I'm very sure there never were any zombie girls.

I had a number of semi lucid dream fragments this morning fading in- and out of sleep but it was the usual uncontrollable nonsense. No chance of summoning tupper. Everything is so exhausting in this state.

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I never liked Stephanie, she looks like a plastic doll. I think she was 13-16 in the show (which I never watched). I only know the memes.


Dreamed I had boobs. Not massive, A-cup but still highly uncomfortable. Why?

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a hottie little 14-16 yr-old
based



She's in frilly panties and like a small cape or something, topless, and she wants to play. So I do the gentlemanly thing and give her a hand.
Got to feel her up and stare at her while manually playing and she loved it of course. Was about it, enjoyed it in dream but when I woke up I was like... wtf man, I'm turning into Yakumo. This is not good.
Excuse me, but I don't masturbate little girls, not even in dreams. That's just you.
Still I'm proud, we will get you to the real deal eventually. Embrace lolis!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 12, 2025, 03:43:57 PM »
Alice has a Ren-tier psychotic meltdown
It happens frequently.
Every day with my tupper is like a Ren&Stimpy episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ9DTYKJ_PM

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 06, 2025, 03:54:58 PM »
My right middle finger hurts for a few days now.
Either my tupper has been showing the finger to too many people or it's some pull related strain? I honestly have no idea. It's not really noticeable in daily life. Did push today and it wasn't a problem. Still odd. Can't remember having that condition before.

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My dream quality seems to decrease, it's mostly just random scenes of nonsense. No longer stories, at least I remember none. No tupper dream for months either.
Another school dream. Interestingly I never ever have dreams about work or studying at university. Only about school.
We were on a field trip and slept in rooms that were completely covered by a single huge mattress. There were blankets for about 10 students in each room, 2x5 sleeping in 2 rows. I wasn't fond of that as I didn't know any people but managed to get a space at the wall so at least nobody on both sides. There also were some girls intermixed which briefly puzzled me. One even undressed to underwear but but well, you know me. Nothing happened.

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It continues - another odd Childhood Crush dream
She was surprisingly nice this time. We were a lot of people in 2 cars. I was driving one, she sat behind me, talked to me and even hugged me from behind. I was surprised by this uncommon affection but thought it was nice.
The other car was packed with 12yo girls of my loli gang who poured out of the car at a red traffic light. The brain somehow realized that they could not drive because 12 so the car was driverless. Being a Good Bernd and not leaving my friends behind, I exited the car to drive them wherever we were going while Childhood Crush took over the wheel of the Car I had been in.

That was too much confusion and the dream shifted to something completely different.
I was entering the cellar of an old house with my mother. There was an old white wooden door and behind was a small room with a deep well. A large hole in the ground almost completely filled with water. Water was also dripping from the walls and the ceiling, the ground was rough pebbles. Gas bubbles rose from the well and I thought being in a cellar with CO2 outgassings is not good. So we quickly left to get out into the air, I still wanted to get back to my Childhood Crush and not waste my time in some cellar. But being a Good Bernd, I remembered I hadn't turned off the light in the cellar. So I went back, even the risk of suffocation is no excuse to not turn off a light. Always turning off lights when leaving is what I have been taught from earliest age on. Unfortunately there were now countless switches scattered across the wall, each of them had a small light. Turning all of them off was impossible. At some point I realized this was completely idiotic but did not manage to get out again and finally woke up. Bernd-tier dream.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: April 17, 2025, 05:12:45 PM »
Does the nostalgia of what Germany used to be make you cry Yakumo?
Yes, every day. Alice already posted this video before.

Fun fact - Rammstein are East German leftists, socialists and fag enablers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Political_views

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you have a strange taste in girls you like my friend!
YES


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