Sounds Chinese.
When I was young, I briefly considered changing my real name when some Yugo neighbors had a baby with a very similar name. But luckily they moved away so I did not have to resort to killing the entire family. Or worse, changing my name.

What order of operations? What prevents us from a coordinated attack on Nezzner? I'm not charmed anymore thanks to Mr. Mormesk so forget it. We'll all target Nezzner and once he's out we have a better chance of reasoning with the 2 gentlemen. Why should we play along with his stupid game killing each other while he's standing on the side-line rubbing his hands? Neither Mormesk nor the Spectator is our enemy. Only Nezzner. After I have his ears we'll go back and let Summer mediate between the two.

I'll grapple-shove-flurry-of-blow-hand-of-harm him, Cat should slice off his magical tools - don't mind me. Yulya cooks him with everything she got like she said and M3gan does M3gan things. I doubt he'll sweet-talk anyone after that.

Yay, Mormesk is back!
Let's hope he's a bit more reasonable now and agrees to tow Ashley's future carriage together with that Spectator.

Alice is yet unable to shake this feeling.

Alice watches Cat mangling Nezzner with mixed emotions but somehow feels like the situation doesn't concern her.

Bugbear1 continues his blind flailing, coming upon the bulette, he attacks the unconscious creature mercilessly. M3gan panther glances over at him with distaste but continues her task.

Using her connection to M3gan, Alice tries to let her know never to disturb an enemy while he's making a mistake! Maybe she can rock the bulette's body a bit so the bugbear thinks it's still moving.
With both the bugbear and the ghoul far away and Nezzner off-limits for whatever strange reason, Alice decide to deal with the ghoul (read: THE GHOUL) who is just waking up first. She dashes East until in normal range of her hunting bow and shoots a blast component poisoned arrow at him and then falls back West to her current position.

Fair enough!
But I shot the bugbear, not the ghoul!

As soon as the bugbear chasing her is in view, Alice shoots a blast-component poisoned arrow at him in an attempt to put the poor creature out of its misery.

His eyes taste awful.

Bah, so much for eating you guys...
Alice tosses one of Ashley's candy-coated herbs into her mouth to get rid of the aftertaste.

Bugbear1 runs blindly west, following the sound of her footsteps and flailing his mace in front of him.

Hey, don't blame me, I did what I can for you...
As a bonus action, Alice continues dashing 80ft W stopping at a position 15ft S of Nezzner. As soon as the bugbear chasing her is in view, Alice shoots a blast-component poisoned arrow at him in an attempt to put the poor creature out of its misery. Alice considers luring the bugbear to the ghoul and hiding behind him so the bugbear would hit the ghoul.

How can I cut off his fingers if I'm charmed? I can't do anything that outright harms him. And the condition doesn't even end when the caster is dead? Then it would take me until reaching LV10 to break that spell when I get my old form back and be immune to psycho tricks. Irrelevant now.

It appears nobody (except Cat) really wants to attack Nezzner. I'm charmed and Yulya has moral concerns. That leaves M3gan and Cat. How can I be heroic like that? I'll go full Yulya and shove the responsibility on someone else as well. I'll shoot the bugbear with a poison arrow.

Alice finds herself in a hopeless battle with a far superior fighter with gobs of health and high AC, she wouldn't possibly waste a perfect opportunity to show off her skills by simply attacking with a spear especially without advantage, while thinking of doing just that she catches a flash of light, M3gan panther, as if knowing a mundane and unheroic mistake was about to be made, suddenly fills Alice's mind with ideas.

Cornered and with nowhere to run, Alice has no choice but to attack Bugbear#1
Masterfully and in control, though she's not sure at this point who's control, Alice grapples the Bugbear, pushes him down, mounts his back and rakes his eyes from behind. He's powerless to stop her from plucking the eyes from his head.
Her head clears and she finds herself in the position of two squishy round orbs and a very angry Bugbear.

Alice looks at the squishy bloody eyeballs in her hand.
Heh? How did that happen? Maybe I should start an eye collection too? Nah, they'll just shrivel and go bad...
Alice tosses the eyes in her mouth and swallows them.

The bugbear thrashes and attempts to attack out of rage, unable to see but not needing sight to attempt to hit in close combat.
One of his fists make contact and knock Alice out, but before he can stand, she regains consiousness, feeling a strange heat from one of her fingers, one of the three gems on the Ring of the Badger goes black and she's returned to consiousness with 1HP.

Whoa, so this is the effect of that cursed ring I can't get rid off? Feels odd...

Alice disengages from the bugbear and yells at him.
See what happens if you don't listen to me? Of course you don't... I told you bear! I tried everything to avoid this and now just look at yourself! Oh wait, you can't! And whose fault is that? Yours!

The stirges continue their relentless assault on Bugbear2, as he attempts to grab them off.
He attempts to grab them off his head but it's too late, he loses consiousness and falls to the ground. The stirges drink their fill of his blood.

With one bugbear blind and the other unconscious, there is no need to fight them anymore. Killing them would just offer Nezzer more zombie material. Alice dashes 80ft East as a bonus action, staying out of the stirges' reach by going 5t SE first.