Unless you're flying, you won't get 5ft without dying to the spiked vines.

>Ashley doesn't care about dying

Yeah duh, my summons die every time I summom them, it's not that I don't care, it's because I know they simply go home if they do.

[SheShe] Yes, if Yulya dies, she'll go to the Ethereal plane with me! And the Cat god will be there if Cat dies. Ashley can still die if she's obliterated so she'll also come to me and Corellon will be here to greet her as well.

[Joy] Where exactly am I? Hmm...

Not ugly,  but not very attractive either



As opposed to the full zeta reticuli, whose supposed picture is below, for real

Seriously though I'm not even getting into how we cooked the meal which probably led to them finding us, but at this point there's only one solution, take down that summoner.

I've done quests with Bear and I've helped take down worse but we have to coordinate and plan.

What about this scenario:

Joy just buffed Apathy to be disadvantage for INT rolls instead of death rolls which was specifically to make Alice actually feel the effect, so if I can get eye contact, and how convenient that I have a direct shot to him, I could get him boosted Apathetic. Now if only Yulya had that focus boosted to maximum, she could have drained it on him, I think regardless of the thorn vines, we still need to stop that guy or we'll be whittled down by his spells and summons like I did to Cat. If she has an INT ranged attack spell or ability that would be perfect.

We only need to hit him once to get rid of the thorns because it's a concentration spell, so regardless Yulya needs to attack him but we also know he has something that gives him protection against WIS based saving throws, so does Yulya have any boostable spell that doesn't rely on a WIS saving throw?

Also, before you all think my summons will help, he no doubt reset his wind wall, so don't waste your time with ranged attacks and it's not a sheepish spell and my summons are low HP so they'll suicide themselves just to attack him. The wind wall spell will cause damage before they can make the attack.

Does Yulya have Sacred Flame? That's a dexterity saving throw and it will boost 1d8 per level. For tier 2, casting it in a tier 2 slot,  it will do 3d8 damage if he fails dex saving throw, so the hope is he doesn't also have high DEX.

I checked and Guiding Bolt wouldn't be affected by wind wall and it could have 5d6 damage when cast at tier 2, now you can boost that with the focus as is for 6d6 damage. Not enough to down him obviously. However, he also reset his AC boost so that'll fail because it requires passing his AC and he had a one time triggered shield for +5AC last time

I guess that's all we got, so probably Sacred Flame is the thing.

Then of course Cat goes into beast mode and disengages and goes for him, use claw so you break his shield and you should probably use any healing on Cat, sorry Alice, forget all the scrubs, get that guy, the others don't stand a chance against Cat's Rage.

[Joy the DM] Ashley has some good advice there, you should listen to her.

All organic locally sourced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjrkvoMHA8

Wtf? Lol

Well my dream wasn't something I can really sgare because it did involve sexual themes but...

So the part I can mention is, I was on a bed with like a non-binary Grey alien hybrid, no hair, but it did have a vag. I was some kind of obligated to give her a massage or entertain her but she didn't have breasts and her skin was like rubber, she then suggested she would rather watch two humans have sex and left my bed in favor of watching a bed of a woman version of a girl I knew in 6th grade, she was at least in her 20's.

This other guy was there and I was like, suit yourself, not even offended. And I see the guy leave in a huff and the girl comes over and says, "I want you instead."

The two aliens flanked us and awaited the show  and the show must go on. It wasn't even sexual in feeling, more like a fun task obligation. It was fun, she was cute and affectionate, so nice but we didn't get all the way before I woke up.

The aliens have those huge dark eyes and I ask one are they shades? And one peeled it off and under it was a disturbing Anime eye.

The rest of the dream is better left unsaid.

Ashley's awakened by a slimy touch, No means no!



"Cat! I need you to watch her when I'm incapacitated. This is a dealbreaker!"

Ashley tightly huddles in a blanket with no gaps and casts Mr. and Mrs. Bigglesworth to guard against further unwanted touching.

We need to take a moment and think of the ones the radical left are really hurting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8UwMCeD6jU