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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 16, 2026, 11:28:59 am »
Finding nothing, Alice returns to the others.
Damn, we will never find them this way. What do we do now?
Oh yeah, while I was gone, I was in some other plane with Nezzner. Beautiful garden, warm and green. There was an elf, maybe one of your gods and 2 catgirls having a tea party. The elf god just cut Nezzner's head off and the catgirls gave it to me. I tried to explain about my ship to him but I don't think he listened. Then he sent me back saying it was not my time or something. Weird. No idea what that amulet Nezzner grabbed was supposed to do. Ohh and his body was sucked into the Negative Plane by a dark vortex. Somehow like Ashley's cats despawning but much stronger. Maybe he was cursed or sold his soul to a demon. No idea.



Haa, I wanna go back. It was warm and green and sunny and there were trees and flowers! What are we even doing here? Where is Mormesk?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 16, 2026, 11:11:25 am »
Hmm, looks like we're not allowed to explore the rest of the map. So what do we do? Sit and wait until the skulls return and roast us all? At least we should try to lure them into the cave-in trap at the entrance to that Forge-chamber. Or do we go around and South? There's also an unexplored bulette chamber.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 15, 2026, 03:38:06 pm »
But doctors can't see me!
Host will probably just wait for things to settle themselves unless it gets significantly worse. But it's actually getting better. Most movements are inconspicuous. Been at the gym this evening, just pull-push- up movements have to be avoided. Only did leg and exercises that keep arms close to the body with low weight. Problems weren't. I think it's a nothingburger but if it persists or get worse, I'll drag him to medical examination and treatment. But we've had much worse than this before and it was fine in a week or two. Body generally has 2 weak spots. One are the easily dislocatable shoulder joints, especially the right one. Other are wrists. Despite working with the wrist tool pipe, wrists are weak as fuck and also prone to sores. Noticed that with kettlebells. Holing them outstretched really does not feel good. Ah well, just gotta take it easy. We're not known to do workouts with excessive weight that risks injury.

But overall I'm quite satisfied. Host looks better and is stronger than ever before.

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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« on: May 15, 2026, 03:29:08 pm »
Hey, that's not very nice! I remember that show - from host's memories decades ago. It was odd.
I realized the neighborhood loli is a lot like Summer. Quite a brat and troublemaker actually, but can act very well-behaved when this is deemed necessary.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 15, 2026, 03:20:06 pm »
Seeing that Alice wants to continue North Yulya gives her the ok to go.
Let us search towards the North and explore the areas where we have not been! But be careful! There might still be traps! Remember there is one at the west entrance to this room where we came from!
Oh right - I totally forgot this one!
Carefully staying away from the sparks of the Forge, Alice dashes North, on to the corpse of the ghoul up North. Then she looks around for traps or enemies and waits for Cat to catch up.
Let me scout ahead, I'm the stealthiest!


Alice quietly sneaks West with her remaining movement, looking for unexplored tunnels.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 15, 2026, 02:44:50 pm »
I bet Ashley could sell tomato-based fruit salad.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 14, 2026, 04:45:49 pm »
Yes, yes you're the toughest guy in town. We know.

Still odd, the body randomly gets such aches from doing nothing. Shoulder joints always were a weak point, it's relatively easy to semi-dislocate them. Hurts like hell. Ah well, guess it's leg week.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 14, 2026, 03:55:44 pm »
How merciful - on my forum...

Right shoulder hurts a bit while stretching out the arm. Thankfully Hitler salutes work fine, but tilting the arm backwards while outstretched to the sides like doing butterflies is impossible. No idea where this came from, not from the gym.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 14, 2026, 03:51:18 pm »
Hey, Alice was too!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 14, 2026, 03:50:01 pm »
The old white, or the new black Velma?

So what do we do now? Run after the skulls or quit and open the door to the broom closet? I'd suggest exploring North, staying away from the discharges that already electrocuted Cat.

Also I have a severed head in my backpack. I hope Mormesk picks it up soon. Oh well, the fake Japanese Tailor in Neverwinter said I should bring the entire head next time. Guess I will.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 13, 2026, 03:43:25 pm »
You won't listen to me, I won't listen to you. That's how it goes.

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I dreamed something about reloading rifle cartridges. It didn't work out at all because dream.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 13, 2026, 03:19:32 pm »
Ok, I didn't watch it at first because I'm tired of conspiracy bullshit. I'm also tired of 'satire'. The biggest satire it that Vice President JD Vance unironically believes that UFOs are biblical demons. The majority of Americans believe in the existence of demons and the devil btw. So does the majority of the world population. Medieval-tier...

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 13, 2026, 03:11:21 pm »
What exactly are you eating on that UMAD diet? I still suggest adding more hard-to digest fiber filler so you can eat more volume without gaining weight. Still is 88-90kg so bad for someone your size and muscle mass? I think that's already impressive.

Host has gained a bit weight lately (73kg@178cm, I'd like to put him on a 2 week water diet but there are too many distractions to pull that off. Going 3 days without food was the longest we ever managed. It wasn't even hard, the body stopped craving food after a short while, but basically everything sucked and you can't think clearly anymore. That's not good. I'll rather increase work volume. We already have some substantial garden work ahead again that will involve shoveling many m³ of soil. That should burn substantial calories. Interestingly, working out without eating isn't a problem. But thinking without eating is.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 12, 2026, 06:55:10 pm »
Did you mean - sensor glare and a few balloons? It was even more disappointing than I had imagined.

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