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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 16, 2026, 07:32:34 am »
[Round 8][30 seconds]

Alice dashes North, on to the corpse of the ghoul up North. Then she looks around for traps or enemies and waits for Cat to catch up.

Cat continues to dash NE, following Alice as far as she can

Yulya dashes northeast again staying behind the others.

Alice quietly sneaks West with her remaining movement, looking for unexplored tunnels.

There are plenty, as she works her way along the crystalline walls, she sees many tunnels leading in all directions, this was a well mined area, a central hub of sorts to follow cracks and link other loads. It would take hours if not days to map them all, she can't detect any traps and no sign of a fire wreathed glowing skull.



M3gan Panther finds Ashley's pack, carries it toward one of the tunnels and lays down near it, quite bored.

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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« on: May 15, 2026, 05:05:19 pm »
Summer is not a brat, she's strong willed and self-focused.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 15, 2026, 09:36:04 am »


Thank you for sharing.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 14, 2026, 07:56:02 pm »
You need to see a doctor

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 14, 2026, 04:33:55 pm »
>black or white



Why would that matter? We're all red on the inside.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 14, 2026, 04:31:37 pm »
Tendinitis, that'll last a month to 6 months depending on how well you can target PT, likely you won't fix it quickly.

Never do exercises where it hurts, that only makes it worse. So now you have to avoid any exercises where that hurts.

I had to take a month off exercises because of such things many times. It seems like if you do the right PT, it can go away quickly but doing nothing will solve it in about a month while anything else can just keep reinjuring it.

>my forum

So ban me bruh, this is a testosterone thread, go whine in chat

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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« on: May 14, 2026, 04:26:25 pm »
Typical Bear system conversation:

[Ashley] Remember when it was just us? (Misha Ashley and SheShe)

[Bear] yeah but it was still too many right? looking to Misha

[Misha] But I had to join, I am the head ghost!

This goes beyond 'peculiar'

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 14, 2026, 02:53:35 pm »
If M3gan Panther is Scoob, Yulya is definitely Fred but also Shaggy, Alice is scrappy doo, Cat is probably closest to Daphne I suppose I'm Velma.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 14, 2026, 12:25:08 pm »


I had thought turned was like Frightened [Frightened 10] and they only had to run from the caster but it seems it's much more powerful than that.

Note: once they're attacked, they are no longer turned.

Here's the issue then, there are holes in all the walls leading hundreds of feet away in all directions which means they simply escape you for 10 turns.

I fixed the post.




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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 13, 2026, 08:46:40 pm »
[Round 7][36 seconds]

Cat once more gives M3gan Panther [2d8=7] temp HP and also dashes east with the others.

Alice uses her full 120ft dash movement to run ahead east and look for the flaming skulls.

Yulya dashes east but stays behind the others.

M3gan Panther cautiously follows Alice.

After Traveling 80ft (out of 120ft) East, Alice stops to avoid the lightning affected area. The skulls are nowhere to be found, likely they've escaped up one of the myriad tunnels.

[Alice may move an additional 40ft this turn.]



[Make your moves]

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 13, 2026, 06:57:18 pm »
[Bear] Who says there's no demons? I was raised by demons bruh.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 13, 2026, 06:56:20 pm »
That's fine, but it's my topic. Technically not a diet thread so I'll allow it.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 13, 2026, 03:37:22 pm »
I ain't no rabbit, I'm a Bear in case you didn't know. Fiber? You eat the fiber, I'll eat you.

What do I need volume? I need discipline not volume. 88kg? converting to freedom units, no, 194 god lovin units is fantastic. I am in no way Ashley auschwitz thin, I am easily 18% bodyfat so no, it's ok. Stronkx as an okx.

I know it's impressive, I'm constantly getting comments from grocery goblins at Costco and Home Depot. I can't fucking walk one end of Costco to the other without a mid, dumpling towing spawn from following me and asking me shit about whatever the fuck I'm near. If these bitches ain't on my jock, they're big time scammers. It's an every day thing, but they ain't doing this to 217lb barrel-belly Bear.

I stopped to pet puppies in front of Petco and dippy divorcé comes up talking to me about pets and shit. Bitch, get your 35-yr-old uterus to someone who can fill it. That ain't me. If Karoline Levitte can marry a 60-yr old, step the fuck back you thirty-something street walker.

You think I'm a charming socialite? I'm bout to get a damn cane to keep these barnical Karens at bay.

Take your rabbit food eatin skinnyfat host through Atkins. Count carbs. Stop these gimmik jew-diet trends. But hey, I don't expect you to listen to me.

You can't burn your way out of overeating, you need only to restrict the diet. Put yourself on the dog diet, Fido gets One Meal A Day. Not Unlimited Meals A Day rabbit food fillers.

Stop, the plumpkins love to say their diet works but their gut and eating habbits say otherwise. Only consistent results matter. Even I have no room to talk unless I can keep it under 200 until this time next year.






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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 13, 2026, 02:54:19 pm »
Been 194-196 for a couple weeks, it's not nearly as hard to maintain a diet where I can go over 1000. Been as much as 2200 cal in a day but on average 1800 or so, and I have gone down to 1200-1500 on easy days with strict OMAD.

Now I like OMAD. I really have become far less obsessed with food in general now thay my gut has sustainable amounts of food in storage and not having to lose 2lbs per week. It's absolutely fine now. I'm still hungry buy not wrestling to keep my mind off food. What a fucking distraction that was  like SR was, stupid. Diet is necessary, it's a lifetime commitment. I have said this before, every fucking year I say it, no more. Under 200 or I'm back to 1000.

Now three very important times that I'll have to survive, the 3 day trip, summer, and the Hollidays. It's typically my time to diet Jan-May, I REALLY don't want to see over 200, let alone over 210 or even over 215, it's obscene.

Will report. 195.5 today. On restriction, will have OMAD and probably be under 1500.

Apparently I can eat 2000+ in one sitting. Crazy shit.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: May 12, 2026, 07:05:14 pm »
No, those videos were predictably lame. I was talking about what I posted.

You can't disclose nothing, it's already known.

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