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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Today at 04:42:44 am »
Even though things didn't turn out as planned there's no going back!
Cat also gets up and follows Alice, giving her HP. Then she again attacks the ghoul using her claws with Nick.
Nyaa what's that strange spell Nya? Are they all spellcasters Nya?

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 07:17:55 pm »
Trying to recreate Cat's stunt o stomping the enemy from above, Alice ungracefully lands on Cat. Even 3 against one, the ghoul stands strong and is only taken out by Yulya's magic missile.
Damn, what are those guys made of?

Alice wastes no time, gets up and moves 5ft N of ghoul #1. She attempts a grapple-shove combo using her action and bonus action.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:47:59 pm »
She passed the constitution check but I didn't write it down. Bless is still active unless I write otherwise. It's going to be a no brainer for her to pass that unless she's hit with a lot of damage. The rules state the DC is 10 or half the damage, and with advantage due to warcaster, It was barely worth rolling. Because with spell damage she rolls with WIS not CON in my interpretation. If she's hit with normal damage, it'll be CON. She has therefore a 1:16 chance of failing.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:42:58 pm »
https://youtu.be/xEs9xCUB5F8?si=b9HX08oZh2aiTSOb

First go for the illegals, then go for those who are naturalized but fight against us and skip to stage three, denaturalize and deport anyone who doesn't pull their weight and love our country.

Next go for those annoying auto-pen appointed federal judges. All bets are off for stage 4, we have two inevitable choices, civil war or WW3, both of which will end in our (pro-American values) favor without a shadow of a doubt. Thank God those American values aren't the nose-ring wearing, tatted up, neurodivergent losers, because there's nothing more annoying.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 06:26:58 pm »
Ha, so I'm not totally inept at the rules!
Too bad I missed twice but the guy shouldn't survive that missile barrage. Moving on to the next! And yeah, Ashley might wanna summon someone to protect Yulya!

Oh, since she's a warcaster now, did she lose concentration for BLESS or not?
We're prone right? Means we only have half movement after getting up? Should suffice.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:14:49 pm »
To everyone's surprise, the zombie still lives, then Yulya's magic missiles fire...

[The missiles know what to do, they have independent guided intelligence, and find targets loosely based on intent, a missile will not hit a target that is already down unless specifically directed to.][DMG (1d4+1)x6=4+2+4+2+5+2]

Zombie 3 is downed by the first missile and the rest fly unerringly to the next closest zombie. Zombie 2 is hit with 5 darts for 15 force damage.

[Alice and Cat actions required.]






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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:14:11 pm »
Oops, I forgot about the magic missile.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:12:42 pm »
She didn't even have a bike, 3/10
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 05:37:33 pm »
Unable to move Yulya tries to glance over at Ashley as the zombie ghoul slowly approaches...

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:35:19 pm »
oh jeez you fell on top of each other?
and wtf is that zombie ghoul made of? it took 99 dmg and still unlives. is that a fucking dragon?

i also dont get what happened to magic missile tbh. is that a combined spell?
Quote from: Joy on November 28, 2025, 07:52:25 pm
[Luck 1d20=17, Magnitude 1d20=13][WIS vs DC15 1d20+5=(14,13,23,11,20)][DMG 3d12=18 necrotic][Why she refuses to use the Goblin staff I'll never know.]
1000% my fault. Yulya reminded me of this but it somehow didnt make it into the post. also my fault for thinking the fuckers wouldnt have ranged attacks dang...

i hope Ashley comes to Yulyas rescue and doesnt gtfo when the zombie approaches lol
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