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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:17:32 pm »
Ashley sends her babies South to act as lookouts.

The tunnel to the East brightens the further you look. Only silence and dust, there are still no tracks are here to disturb it.

The tunnel North of Alice goes about 40ft North then takes a turn up into a shaft, there doesn't seem to be any way to get up there besides free climb, and no reason to, it looks a lot like the rest of this place; dug out chases that follow ore  are everywhere.

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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:27:12 pm »
It's bullshit!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 03:39:39 pm »
Yulya nervously moves 5ft N of Ashley.
I wonder if bulettes can break through the walls here, some must be quite thin! We must avoid going west in the big tunnel to alert them!

Yulya closes her eyes and imagines being chased through the tunnel by bulettes.
At least someone made us 2 traps to lure them into!



With nothing better to do Yulya casts Guidance on Cat to aid her.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 03:18:18 pm »
Quote from: Joy on Yesterday at 12:18:17 pm
Fucking air is so fattening and shit
in america even the air is fat
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 02:29:52 pm »
It's that damn sun, well I know what I have to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIaHAtabSU

YESSSSHHH!!!! I need to get into the nexus, where every day is Thanksgiving and I just eat all day every day. Fuck Picard! Fucking pansy, always giving a shit. The only thing I care about is eating guilt free. This has to be done.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 01:13:03 pm »
Quote from: Joy on Yesterday at 01:46:44 am
Alice takes a look at the blocked tunnel again, beams crossing the tunnel seem impassible for anything larger than a housecat or a pseudopod suspended in space, the beams are placed in a strange manner and as Yulya takes a closer look, the walls have been reinforced in all areas except here, large rocks teeter on a hair trigger, this is a large trap, possibly meant to take out a bulette. It is unclear just how much of the area will become impassable rubble if anyone dares go that way. She can just make out a dim light in the passages on the other side.
Alice smirks.
Obvious trap is obvious!

Quote from: Joy on Yesterday at 01:46:44 am
To the Northwest, Alice sees an elevator shaft of older construction, clearly not the same elevator they used. In this case at least, this is the bottom level. The elevator is down but inspecting it further you notice the heavy chains have broken along with one of the main pullies, now off it's shaft and threatening to fall onto the elevator platform, remarkably resembling another trap. The chains dangling on either side of the pully seem to be the only thing keeping it from falling, something large enough to brush against them would have a multi-ton pulley fall on it. Whatever or whoever damaged them may have left them teetering here by accident, or as another trap.
Hmm, another obvious trap. I wonder where that elevator goes, but I doubt we can repair it!



Alice sneaks N across the tracks in darkness and continues eastwards against the Northern tunnel wall. She takes a peek into the tunnel leading North.

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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 01:04:58 pm »
You're a Bear.
You're hibernating in winter. No wonder you don't spend much energy.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 12:18:17 pm »
I'm not sure if I will even eat today. Fucking air is so fattening and shit, god damn sun always giving me unwanted energy. That's harassment! I got the heavy water or something because I literally eat 1200 calories a day and the weight is just stable. I'm 6'4" 205 lbs, bestie is less than 100 for sure, maybe less than 80 and she eats more than me in one meal and she gets three.

Someone at work had a portable heart monitor and he showed me his ekg, so I tried it, flatline, not even a pulse.

It was working because when I touched my thumbs together it freaked out just like him but it couldn't pick up.life. the machine said data unreadable.

I might be a vampire. I should just stick to drinking blood, and stop all this carb nonsense.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Yesterday at 06:05:48 am »
Quote from: Joy on Yesterday at 01:46:44 am
Torches, barrels, long since dried stiff leather and other mining gear rest on shelves just south of this elevator shaft. To the east, a dim light seems to be illuminating the passages. Cat can smell the unmistakable scent of glowstone.
Cat looks around.
Nyaa so many traps Nya and glowstone Nya I'm sure there are humans Nya! Or were Nya. I'm worried they must have expected the bulettes to come this far Nya! We must be careful not to get cornered Nya!

Cat leaves a lamp at the curve of the tunnel S of Yulya.
A Bulette would knock it over Nya we can see when they are coming Nya.
 
Cat moves 10ft N, 5ft E and only allows very dim light to enter the large tunnel so Alice can see a bit. She makes sure no light goes W so Alice remains hidden in darkness.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 01:46:44 am »
[Time: Thursday, Spring 27, 13:00, 10C Calm]

The dark tunnels and dusty halls are once again quiet. Nothing seems to be coming, so you all agree that the Northwest tunnel is off limits and it's time to explore more of the rest of this developed level.

Alice takes a look at the blocked tunnel again, beams crossing the tunnel seem impassible for anything larger than a housecat or a pseudopod suspended in space, the beams are placed in a strange manner and as Yulya takes a closer look, the walls have been reinforced in all areas except here, large rocks teeter on a hair trigger, this is a large trap, possibly meant to take out a bulette. It is unclear just how much of the area will become impassable rubble if anyone dares go that way. She can just make out a dim light in the passages on the other side.

"I'm not a mine safety engineer, but I don't think it's safe to go that way for anyone. Unless you want to waste half a day backtracking and waking up every mushroom and skeleton from here to level 2."



Alice presses north, followed closely by Cat.

To the Northwest, Alice sees an elevator shaft of older construction, clearly not the same elevator they used. In this case at least, this is the bottom level. The elevator is down but inspecting it further you notice the heavy chains have broken along with one of the main pullies, now off it's shaft and threatening to fall onto the elevator platform, remarkably resembling another trap. The chains dangling on either side of the pully seem to be the only thing keeping it from falling, something large enough to brush against them would have a multi-ton pulley fall on it. Whatever or whoever damaged them may have left them teetering here by accident, or as another trap.

Torches, barrels, long since dried stiff leather and other mining gear rest on shelves just south of this elevator shaft. To the east, a dim light seems to be illuminating the passages. Cat can smell the unmistakable scent of glowstone.

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