When no one posts D&D for days, Bear:
https://youtube.com/shorts/UoDRXK8NqrI?si=Pu3qRpxNObrqVFbwDefinitely Bear energy except he doesn't own a dog, would never smoke or drink or eat mac and cheese, and his kitchen is way nicer.
Replace mac and cheese with yogurt and granola, talking to the dog with talking to us, the beer with diet root beer, the cigarette with peanut butter pretzels, and that awful kitchen with something out of a magazine. Finally, whatever Brad Pitt is watching with Anime.