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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 07:11:35 pm »Undetiquette: don't tell the undead you'll release their soul, that's a threat.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 07:02:15 pm »Alice watches Yulyas performance with astonishment
Hey is she being possessed by some god like Ashley back then?
Alice moves in front of Yulya as Mormesk charges his wand
Hey hey we said we're off to get you this guy's head! There's no point in fighting over formalities! All is good, let's get along!
Alice whispers to Ashley
No idea how you do this but great job turning the tide! We tried to be nice to him and it only escalated things!
Alice gesticulates to Cat to help shove an angry Yulya away from Mormesk
Not that you're wrong but you could have formulated this a little better! You're not immortal like me and nobody can revive you if you are killed! Damn I must get my old form back, this would solve a lot of problems. Haa, if only we had THEM ready before I departed on my journey! Oh yeah, issues with cocky mages and undead acting tough would literally disappear in an instant!
Despite several near-death experiences, getting robbed and insulted, Alice still firmly retains her positive attitude towards Mormesk for whatever alien reason. She waves goodbye to the unhinged undead while laughing to herself.
See you! We won't disappoint you! I still wish you'd join us, you'll miss all the fun!
Hey is she being possessed by some god like Ashley back then?
Alice moves in front of Yulya as Mormesk charges his wand
Hey hey we said we're off to get you this guy's head! There's no point in fighting over formalities! All is good, let's get along!
Alice whispers to Ashley
No idea how you do this but great job turning the tide! We tried to be nice to him and it only escalated things!
Alice gesticulates to Cat to help shove an angry Yulya away from Mormesk
Not that you're wrong but you could have formulated this a little better! You're not immortal like me and nobody can revive you if you are killed! Damn I must get my old form back, this would solve a lot of problems. Haa, if only we had THEM ready before I departed on my journey! Oh yeah, issues with cocky mages and undead acting tough would literally disappear in an instant!
Despite several near-death experiences, getting robbed and insulted, Alice still firmly retains her positive attitude towards Mormesk for whatever alien reason. She waves goodbye to the unhinged undead while laughing to herself.
See you! We won't disappoint you! I still wish you'd join us, you'll miss all the fun!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 06:23:44 pm »Looks like Yulya has had it.
Still don't see how she defied him. I think that's the maximum of courtesy a cleric can show to an undead including the promise to free his soul. At least I think, but I know nothing about undead or clerics. We were just off to bring him Nezzners head as he requested. Sans ears of course, as they are mine and mine alone. This is more important than the fate of this world. And if I get back the frog too we'll of course help Mr. Mormesk because he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of everything! So it's all good! He can go back to doing undead things whatever that is.
Still don't see how she defied him. I think that's the maximum of courtesy a cleric can show to an undead including the promise to free his soul. At least I think, but I know nothing about undead or clerics. We were just off to bring him Nezzners head as he requested. Sans ears of course, as they are mine and mine alone. This is more important than the fate of this world. And if I get back the frog too we'll of course help Mr. Mormesk because he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of everything! So it's all good! He can go back to doing undead things whatever that is.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:16:35 pm »I hope you got your plushie!
Dude's so old he's prolly immortal from drinking fetal blood anyway.
Dude's so old he's prolly immortal from drinking fetal blood anyway.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 06:13:12 pm »It was f*cked to be precise:
You still don't realize it's not about swearwordds but self-censored swearwords so I'll say it again an a hopefully Bear-brain comprehensible way:
fucked -> good
f*cked -> bad
faggot -> good
kill yourself you fucking faggot -> better
I still don't know where Mr. Fauci touched you or what sort of conspiracy he was part of and frankly I don't want to know - but you might find this entertaining:
Either way you're f*ckedhttps://tulpanetwork.com/network/9/chat-thread/msg18429/#msg18429
You still don't realize it's not about swearwordds but self-censored swearwords so I'll say it again an a hopefully Bear-brain comprehensible way:
fucked -> good
f*cked -> bad
faggot -> good
kill yourself you fucking faggot -> better
I still don't know where Mr. Fauci touched you or what sort of conspiracy he was part of and frankly I don't want to know - but you might find this entertaining:
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:34:31 pm »Ashley sees Yulya's direct defiance of the defender of the mountain and as he charges his wand she jumps in,
"Now you decide to act tough? I'm supposed to be the impudent liability!" Ashley rolls her eyes. "Mr. Mormesk, yeah so you kinda hurt her feelings I think when you thought she was a criminal. Now, I'll take that responsibility of looting, Alice is the one who used the explosives, technically Cat and Yulya did fight the ghouls, but they attacked us first in all fairness. So maybe it was different 300 years ago, but adventurers accept quests not ultimatums. If you think we can kill Nezzer, and you obviously don't think you can just go snuff him out easily, then maybe don't poke the hornet's nest. Didn't you have any royal protocol back in the day? We are under contract with a royal mage just like you already and if you don't want the Leilon royal army in here looking for us, maybe don't kill us so flippantly.
[Intimidation/Persuasion vs DC20 1d20+11=23]
Ashley wipes her brow, "We'll bring you his head for pay, and if that clears our name, then fine, otherwise you'll have to give us a chance to prove we're telling the truth in some other way if we fail."
Ashley's words have soothed him, he had never heard of a kingdom of Leilon but after probing her memories he took that at least at face value. Without a word he lowered his wand and paused.
"Yeah, so if we do kill the guy, which may or may not happen, how much will you give us for it?"
He seems to indicate it'll be worth 4 mythril coins.
Ashley blinks, that's 40 platinum... "That's a start, and we'll take that wand back and the frog and get to keep the rings of course. Also this crystal is now owned by the current owners of this mountain, who we are also under contract with to retrieve, and that's not you."
He chuckles in a eerily frightening way, "You have a knack for negotiation that reminds me of my times with my own party."
[Luck 1d20=17]
"You will be granted this if you return with the head, and if not, you will return with this royal mage for further investigation and verification."
"Deal Yulya? I bet Summer would be up for it."
[He's keeping the offerings as collateral until you clear your name and is otherwise willing to seek other means to clear your names. The choice remains.]
"Now you decide to act tough? I'm supposed to be the impudent liability!" Ashley rolls her eyes. "Mr. Mormesk, yeah so you kinda hurt her feelings I think when you thought she was a criminal. Now, I'll take that responsibility of looting, Alice is the one who used the explosives, technically Cat and Yulya did fight the ghouls, but they attacked us first in all fairness. So maybe it was different 300 years ago, but adventurers accept quests not ultimatums. If you think we can kill Nezzer, and you obviously don't think you can just go snuff him out easily, then maybe don't poke the hornet's nest. Didn't you have any royal protocol back in the day? We are under contract with a royal mage just like you already and if you don't want the Leilon royal army in here looking for us, maybe don't kill us so flippantly.
[Intimidation/Persuasion vs DC20 1d20+11=23]
Ashley wipes her brow, "We'll bring you his head for pay, and if that clears our name, then fine, otherwise you'll have to give us a chance to prove we're telling the truth in some other way if we fail."
Ashley's words have soothed him, he had never heard of a kingdom of Leilon but after probing her memories he took that at least at face value. Without a word he lowered his wand and paused.
"Yeah, so if we do kill the guy, which may or may not happen, how much will you give us for it?"
He seems to indicate it'll be worth 4 mythril coins.
Ashley blinks, that's 40 platinum... "That's a start, and we'll take that wand back and the frog and get to keep the rings of course. Also this crystal is now owned by the current owners of this mountain, who we are also under contract with to retrieve, and that's not you."
He chuckles in a eerily frightening way, "You have a knack for negotiation that reminds me of my times with my own party."
[Luck 1d20=17]
"You will be granted this if you return with the head, and if not, you will return with this royal mage for further investigation and verification."
"Deal Yulya? I bet Summer would be up for it."
[He's keeping the offerings as collateral until you clear your name and is otherwise willing to seek other means to clear your names. The choice remains.]
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 04:50:50 pm »Where the fuck did I post fuck? I posted faggot and removed it.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 04:27:48 pm »>I have no filter
>unironically posts f*ck on tulpa
and we couldnt play dnd without internet. imagine something like chess by mail. each move takes a week for the letter to arrive.
>unironically posts f*ck on tulpa
and we couldnt play dnd without internet. imagine something like chess by mail. each move takes a week for the letter to arrive.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 04:23:37 pm »His raising anger subsides slightly as you present the wand. He recognizes it and just like the frog, suddenly Yulya's hand feels light, the wand is gone, he has accepted your offering and is reconsidering your disposition.Yulya looks at her empty hands in despair like a child being robbed of a candy cane.
First the rings and now the wand...
You get confirmation that this is indeed the heart of the mountain and this wizard is very confused as to how you've looted it.Yulya had hoped Mormesk would overlook the crystal but it was clear something like that would not escape him.
This was retrieved by the Mechatherial Demigoddess herself, she was directly interfering to guide us - no mere mortal like us could have acquired it and you know that well Sir Mormesk!
Being confronted by countless accusations and death threats from an undead, for a moment Yulyas face hardens and all doubt and fear disappears as if her patron gods speak trough her
Sir Mormesk!
There is no such question as a choice! Our quest is to take out Nezzner and so we shall proceed - with or without your demands. You are not our enemy and we have no intention of fighting you. We have no means to do so either in our current state. You may kill us as you wish - but by Eldath and SheShe - I will not accept your questioning of our Righteousness! The Gods are on our side and the place that awaits us in Heaven is truly magnificent. I have seen it Sir Mormesk! Can you say the same? What and whom do you fight for? You care neither about your fellow wizards nor people in general. Except for Sir Daran Edermath your comrades are long dead. And he sent us here to collect orc tongues making no mention of you or a Forge of Spells. You and this entire place are long forgotten by the world. Whatever you guarded is gone. I pray for your undead soul and when the time comes I shall liberate it so you can finally rest. This is all I have to say. Now if you excuse us - we shall no longer waste your precious time! Farewell until we meet again!
Yulya bows and leads her party down the stairs to continue their impossible battle as she slowly returns to her usual self, slowly lurching towards certain doom that lurks in all directions.
Two demigod-level undead watchers and an equally powerful drow elf mage as enemies! Why not ten and a few dragons on top of it? All I wanted to do was live peacefully in my cabin. I did not sign up for any of this! Is this what the gods do to those they favor?
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 04:16:57 pm »I really don't need to be on the internet, I have no filter. In person it's fine because it's not documented.
Does America need internet? It's nothing but trouble.
Does America need internet? It's nothing but trouble.