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Says the one with 8000 of those 9000 complications. You should see Pathfinder 1e, now that's a mess. We're trying to resolve the pathfinder 1e and 2e with DnD 5e for the sake of what works best for everything but your characters because 5e is a mess after level 5, 2e is a mess after level 5, and 1e is a mess all the time. Making it simple is exactly what I'm trying to do while you all just give a simple input like move and attack, I have to run numbers and figure everything out and keep track of everything for hours to accommodate those simple inputs and all the monster moves.

So that's not going to be happening in the future, especially level 5 and up, which is why we're working on making it simpler.
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I told you to keep it simple, didn't I? But you had to give us over 9000 special feats.
As long as nothing obvious is missing, it's fine. As Tamamo said, not that we can even reproduce what's going on.
 
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Today at 03:18:47 pm »
Alice still doesn't know what a gopher is and suspects a dragon. The only thing large and strong enough to dig something like that she's familiar with.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Today at 03:17:30 pm »
"Go on Mrs. Bigglesworth, with all her grumbling, if we don't help, next she'll say we don't deserve any treasure, follow her."
Alice has no authority to do so. Only Yuulya-sama can decide that, I don't want to either. So let's go!

Mrs. B quickly passes Alice into the darkening tunnel, taking advantage of Ashley's Truesight to see what there is to see.
Alice is disappointed because of the dead end, but relieved the cat finally does some useful work
Well there you go! You're much better at this then me! So help us out a bit pls! I'll pet you even longer later! Especially your ears!

Alice returns and reports.
Shall I keep the ring for this job - or do you want it back now?

Ashley thinks aloud, "Now, I wonder what these gophers eat? I don't see any roots down here."
What did the giant snake and octopus live from? Tiny blind fish? I think they're monsters who manifest out of mana in this cursed place. Same probably goes for whatever dug this tunnels. Unless it can survive on ore or something? No ordinary living thing can, not even me...

Following Yulya's order, Alice goes to scout in the tunnel North.
Let's move to where Cat left the light together, I'll scout further from there!

Alice takes a peek North into the tunnel the creature dug and if it's clear moves then Northwards in the human-made tunnel to peek around the corner.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Today at 01:23:42 pm »
Hm? No worries, I didn't think you would."



Ashley thinks aloud, "Now, I wonder what these gophers eat? I don't see any roots down here."
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Today at 01:10:00 pm »
"Go on Mrs. Bigglesworth, with all her grumbling, if we don't help, next she'll say we don't deserve any treasure, follow her."
Yulya sighs
I did not want to go as far as cutting your share and create more drama...
But dead people have little use for treasure - even your body will eventually be claimed by the gods if you take too much damage. So let us please work together to get out of here alive. Let us move back to the westernmost passage to the north!

Yulya recalls Alice and moves her party to explore further North.
Please continue to scout ahead with Mrs. Bigglesworth!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Joy on Today at 01:04:24 pm »
Meanwhile, Alice...





The gopher:

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Today at 12:58:25 pm »
And Cuba and Denmark if they don't come up with a reasonable exit strategy for Greenland
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Kashtan on Today at 11:43:59 am »
Iran regime collapse imminent
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Today at 11:40:40 am »
Yulya has decided to go back all the way west and then up unless you have coomplaints
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