Disturbing hypnagogic dream mess.
Falling asleep, I found my bed was inside a fenced petting zoo. Or rather the mattress was on the ground. The floor was bark chips. Whatever, I just wanted to sleep. However, in a corner, right where my feet ended, were a bunch of large iguana lizards. Obviously the inhabitants of the petting zoo. I was afraid they'd bite me in the toes or scratch me with their claws while running over me. Very uncomfortable. I was really tired but this didn't let me sleep. I woke up from this dream several times but it ended up in the same scenario as I began to fall asleep. No Alice in sight to roast the iguanas on a stick. I was too tired to do anything as always when dreams turn lucid. At some point I did fall asleep and dreamed something different that was lost in time.

Yes, I do look forward to Yulya's expressions almost as much as Alice's

Well, that would be something different from the ol' adventurer's cliche! Also we could all stay in bed while your summons do the work. You gotta be more creative with how you use summons.

Btw I love Yulya's expressions! Always on the verge of a mental breakdown

>barely ever have soreness from lifting
>sex with girl
>sholders sore since 3 days to the point  i can barely move
wtf is this? i havent been this sore in years. didnt even do anything wild with her.

Was in a condo, the garage had a dirt floor and I was peeing freely down there. Exgf told be the condo association doesn't like that, I admitted it would make it stink but kept "forgetting" because when we moved in there was no working bathroom.

[I would never live in a condo, or anything with an association or property manager]

One of the main rooms was huge and flooded, there was an evil giant squid that kept biting people's arms off.

I had to drive a truck down an impossible parkour challenge to get away.

The rest of the "condo" was a house and was quite nice.

This is all I remember