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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on Today at 08:55:25 am »
Do you want Cat to destroy the skulls or attack the monster? I feel we should get rid of the skulls or we're in big trouble. But Cat is desperately needed here! Can Ashley hold into them? All she has to do is sit on them or whatever so they don't go back to the bodies.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on Today at 08:48:03 am »
Haha what's this? An app that blurs out all women? Does it work with anime catgirls too? All our pics in the dnd thread would get blurred.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:59:26 pm »
[Round 1]
[Initiative 1d20+2=CRIT vs 1d20+3=22]
[Lore 1d20+5=18]


Yulya Casts Bless on her team.

Alice dashes forward, with intent to grab the ogre skulls and moves back to Cat, out of the way of the tunnel.

She dashes to the first one, directly across about 25ft away, grabs the heavy skull off the pile of bones, then dashes Southwest to the next one about 25ft to the Southwest, then heads for Cat and manages to get just off the crumbling pile of gravel and debris before a creature emerges from the tunnel, dropping both the large skulls.



Yulya recognizes this as a Bulette, sometimes colloquially referred to as a land shark, a rather nasty cave dwelling beast capable of ingesting and utilizing ores and other minerals, thus utilizing these in the reinforcement of its teeth, claws and rock-like hide.

"That's not a gopher."

Ashley throws Mr. B in that direction and summons Nixie. "Get him girls!"



The beast has become enraged and gains temporary hit points.

Mrs. B moves behind the creature as Mr. B sets up flank and Nixie Pounces.

[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+5+1d4=(12,26), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+7=15][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=12][DMG 1d6+3+2=11 magic slashing damage]

[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+4+1d4=(12,23),(17,22)][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=20,15][DMG 1d4+1,1d4+1=(4/2, 5/2)=4 slashing damage resisted by its stony hide]

Nixie hits, but fails to grapple the beast, Mr. and Mrs. B both scratch at it but it's hide is reinforced and it resists the damage. After all that, the beast has barely a scratch

The bulette thrashes at Mrs. B.

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+9=14 HIT]

The beast crushes her between his huge jaws, she pops out of existence as a result.

[Make your moves]

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:30:13 pm »
Wtf? I can't accuse a troll of having a tranny fetish on X, I gotta sat "fet!sh for that type"

Wtf
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:28:59 pm »
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:27:17 pm »
You mean like depictions of nude children? I think we could solve that by banning one person in particular.

[Joy] we don't know what haram is
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 02:30:40 pm »
Lots of snow and ice in Germany. Good we're outta Europe until Feb.

I'm asking woflo if he can implement this on the forum:
https://haramblur.com/

As admin, I can't allow haram content on this site.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 02:28:28 pm »
Even a weakling like host can easily do half body weight with both arms. It's 35kg. I guess full 70kg would also be possible for one or 2 reps but it's already injury territory, Half with one arm? No way. We max out at 25kg for now with dumbbells.

We'll see how the month-long gym absence will impact us, only body weight exercises for now.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 01:16:37 pm »
Amid ruined drifts are eight ancient corpses that may have been halflings or gnomes, and among them are two cave ogre skeletons still intact. A greenish slime accumulates against the northern and southwestern walls, and in the northwest there is a hole descending to who knows where.
Very odd. Did another giant slime do this? No, then there wouldn't be tracks. Doesn't look like one of those shroom guys either... A slime dragon?

Unfortunately, Mrs. B. is about as stealthy as a sewing machine at full speed and as Alice arrives, they begin to feel a rumble in the ground.
Alice looks at the whirring cat with dismay.
Can't you exist more - quietly? I guess not! I should have done this on my own...

Alice reaches in her backpack to throw an explosive stick into the hole - but finds none.
The hell, did that thieving wizard steal those too? Was my froggo not enough?

She takes out a firebomb instead but then is recalled by Yulya and Cat.
Damn, I feel we'll regret not taking the initiative here!



Alice dashes forward, grabs the ogre skulls and moves back to Cat, out of the way of the tunnel

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 12:59:14 pm »
>consequences will never be the same
I do hope my actions have consequences! If not, they would be pointless.

no setting anything on fire
Muu I can't have any fun...
At least let me pet Mrs. Bigglesworth afterwards!

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