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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 10:58:27 pm »




Incredible
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Bernd on Yesterday at 01:00:00 pm »
In Germany Police would storm the house and arrest everyone for terrorism.

I did this kind of thing back in my esrly 20's because I'm crazy like that. The things I made were cereal brands
Grape seeds and Nutshells (grape nuts) because those things are hard as rocks.
Oops nothing (capt'n crunch oops all berries) because I was upset that once it was all berries, the berries tasted different
and Sad'ohs (Cheerios) because the plain ones taste like sad.

I can't find the originals, I know I actually printed them out and put them on the boxes, those are long gone, but the files are missing too. Google "oops all" and hot pocket flavors meme and you see this is a well loved hobby.
Whoa, and here I thought I was the only one doing this!
I remember Kellog's Cornflakes -> Chaos Khorneflakes with a Greater Demon of Khorne behind a bowl full of blood instead of milk.
My favorite work was Nasi Goreng -> Nazi Göring with a picture of Herman Göring in his white Reichsmarschall uniform and a speech bubble saying Wenn euch DAS nicht schmeckt will ich Meier heißen! (If you dislike the taste of this, I'll be called Meier)
Background:
Göring was chief of the airforce and said that if one allied plane ever reached Germany People could call him Meier (one of the most generic German names). Needless to say, German cities were bombed to ashes and people called the air raid sirens 'Meiers Jagdhorn' (Meier's hunting bugle) because Göring would rather go hunting or on holiday than do his job. People still liked him just because of that. He didn't give a fuck.



In pre-internet times and before printers existed, I memed by collecting and cutting out all sorts of exploitable pics and text from newspapers and catalogues. I'd assemble collages from that and send it to friends in a letter. Good times!

Nowadays I have to keep funny pictures on multi-encrypted drives and use uncrackable high security devices that leave no evidence in case police raids my home for some bs reason and finds 'potentially divisive content' / 'possible copyright infringement' / 'Nazi codes'. Alice disposed of all physical evidence including my real life paper meme collection because we can't have nice things here. When did everything turn into such an Orwellian nightmare?
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 12:21:43 pm »
In france



"6428 rapes and attempted rapes by foriegners in 2024. Dear Santa, deport these rapists!"

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Yesterday at 07:47:58 am »
As you walk East past the old ale barrels now repurposed for ore, you see several areas where the false floors have collapsed.
Alice peeks down into the abyss
This mine is riddled with holes! We must be more careful with explosives...
Memorize the gaps! I don't want anyone to fall down there if we gotta retreat fast.
Cat is also more concerned with the holes than the crystals.
Nyaa that won't do Nya. We need some good markers Nya.

On the way, Cat picks up rocks and places them on the floor, cordoning off dead ends and holes.
Now even in bad visibility we should safely find our way back Nya!


Yulya is not fond of wobbly bridges over chasms with potential monsters lurking below and crosses as fast as possible. She casts LIGHT on a small rock and tosses it into the hole to see what happens.
Cat readies her bow to shoot anything that would react to the light.
Stay clear from the edge Nya and be ready to fall back Nya!

Cat looks at the orc remains
We should destroy any skeletons that look like they could rise up again and cause trouble Nya!

Alice takes her 10ft pole and pokes the puffball in the NW corner, ready to move back should it release spores or something. If it does nothing, Alice uses Phagocytosis on a fungus to determine if it is an ordinary living being.
Cat, is this edible?
Cat shakes her head at her alien friend's tastes.
Nya maybe for you Nya! I wouldn't eat that Nya but you try first Nya! But be careful Nya!

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 04, 2025, 10:31:32 pm »
Back when I was just a cub, we didn't have yer fancy dangle AI, we had to draw everything ourselves and we liked it that way!
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on December 04, 2025, 07:51:18 pm »
lol wut?
ive never herd of that but i like the idea
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on December 04, 2025, 07:46:29 pm »
Curious crystals of glittering aquamarine minerals seem to have grown after the walls have been dug. Appearing like flowstone but with bursts of crystalline structure that no one can identify seem to also have a slimy mold growing on them. Though they don't give off their own light, any speckle of light is reflected off these damp glimmering surfaces. Ashley attempts to use her prospector's pick to take a sample but the crystals are harder than the iron of her tool and refuse to chip or dislodge. She can sense a magic property of the mineral and the structure indicates it's grown up instead of settled down, seeping up from some lower part of the mine rather then flowing down from the action of percolating water.
Ohh, finally something pretty in this mine! But this growth does not seem natural. Do they feed on Mana or something?
Curios indeed - I have never seen anything like this. It appears they grew quite recently!
Yulya places her hand on one of the crystals and tries to find out if magic flows through them.

The foul draft from the chasm below is warm and a hole that looks like it wasn't dug by a miner is just a few meters down, it looks natural, almost like a large animal borrowed here.[/i] You all manage to make it across safely.
Hmm, I don't like this! We can't get back if this collapses! And what made this hole? Looks like a good place to ambush an snatch off people.
Alice tries to determine if the burrow is fresh.
Yulya is not fond of wobbly bridges over chasms with potential monsters lurking below and crosses as fast as possible. She casts LIGHT on a small rock and tosses it into the hole to see what happens.
This place is rife with monsters! Was it always like this? I question how the Rockseekers coud work here...



This stuff again looks like it's growing from - magic?
If Alice determines the fungi are safe Yulya will also try to investigate their (magic?) properties.
Assuming nothing catastrophic happens Yulya again casts GUIDANCE on herself, searches the area for traps and threats and then leads her party further South with Alice and Cat in front while staying behind with Ashley
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on December 04, 2025, 07:41:37 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GsYfDMdBPs

I did this kind of thing back in my esrly 20's because I'm crazy like that. The things I made were cereal brands

Grape seeds and Nutshells (grape nuts) because those things are hard as rocks.

Oops nothing (capt'n crunch oops all berries) because I was upset that once it was all berries, the berries tasted different

and Sad'ohs (Cheerios) because the plain ones taste like sad.

I can't find the originals, I know I actually printed them out and put them on the boxes, those are long gone, but the files are missing too. Google "oops all" and hot pocket flavors meme and you see this is a well loved hobby.





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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on December 04, 2025, 06:18:44 pm »
>Alice poking strange fungus things
what could possibly go wrong?
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on December 04, 2025, 05:19:35 pm »
What if it was T.sex? Troon Coon
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