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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Today at 08:38:17 pm »
Of course this isn't all just for fun, I have to assume what's going on here is preparation for war. We need to expel the sleeper cells and enemy combatants while we shore up our manufacturing and clear up all other wars. There is a lot being done very quickly, I don't think Trump, a 2nd term president, would do all this just to prove a legacy, that's his bonus, the meat of what we need to do is of course war. It all points to that anyway, not to mention the inside information that I had from two years ago. A choice had to be made, either we're with China or against them. If we're with them, they would eventually overtake us and subjugate us by many means, winning the war without firing a shot. Biden wanted to go this route. He was bought and paid for.

Apparently negotiations failed with Trump, and he's on a war path, no doubt about that. I'm not too old to join if it comes to that, though I'd be an officer and a specialist.

Anyway, gotta clean house first, get our ducks in a row, Greenland is worthless as is, we would need to arm it, that'll take time. 2027 is the goal as far as I think anyway. Anything can happen though of course.





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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Today at 07:43:19 pm »
[Perception 1d20+2=11]

Alice busts in the room expecting a fight, spear ready and looked around. What she finds isn't exactly what she was expecting. She senses no traps.

W12 - Workshop

Marks on the floor indicate tracks were once laid here.

It looks like another area to work on carts and resupply was here, now still stocked with parts along with barrels full of unrefined ore. A flume on the East wall leads up to an old waterwheel sitting in a seven-foot-wide channel cut into the ceiling of the room, but the channel is dry.

On the Southwest wall, from this side, the tunnel dug by the Bulettes has metal plates and wood beams that have have been added to prevent anything from coming through the rubble. Apparently you would have discovered this a few hours into attempting to break through.

Newer glowstone lanterns are lit here resembling the ones on the higher levels.

There are freshly cleaned and polished markings scribed into the western wall as Alice enters, the Dwarvish is also accompanied by scribbles in common,
"Northwest shaft requires new chain, needs shoring! Abandoned for now.", "South of shaft, reinforce wall", "Temporary Shoring just North, vein is unstable do not cross", lastly in bold clear letters, written in three separate languages: "Bulette nest 300 feet Northwest, DO NOT DISTURB!"

The rest of the room is unremarkable, more tools, parts and finer tools for metalworking and carving. Mining tools, torches, rope that's long since lost its strength due to age and a couple more barrels marked as explosives, but again not mixed and no other means to know how to mix them. Lastly by the flume is a fresh barrel of dwarven ale that seems to have been stored there recently. The dust has been cleaned in this area.

Looking closer, it appears the finer tools have been disturbed recently and one a few have been knocked on the ground, something seems off about that considering everything else was so neatly stowed. Perhaps whoever was here had to leave in a hurry.



Ashley calls from the hall in a loud whisper, "What's in there, is it safe?" She turns to Yulya, "if it is, we should shut ourselves in and rest, then I can make it back up and get the elevator in a few hours, I'm really stealthy like that. I really want to set up these trigger rings, maybe I can auto-spawn Nixie, I guess you can have one back Yulya. Otherwise I don't need much rest." Ashley gives one of the rings to Yulya.



[Ashley is talking about two of the rings Sir Alric used. They are called "GLYPH RING OF WARDING" you can add any spell you're capable of casting into this and set a trigger for it to go off meeting predetermined conditions, they're still empty, Ashley has been absentmindedly holding on to them since the mechatherial goddess possessed her.]

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[Ashley is safe to make it to the elevator on the upper level to bring it down in 3 hours, though when she transforms back she will be naked unless Ashley panther remembers to take some clothes. If you choose to go with her, it will take 10 hours to move carefully enough not to have a chance to spawn encounters. Additionally if the group goes with her, there is a risk the Bulettes will hear and attack; the Bulettes will not sense Ashley Panther alone. She will also have to despawn her other pets or they may get bored and wander around aimlessly, setting off traps you potentially didn't see.]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Today at 01:58:57 pm »
The bulettes when Alice enters the room:

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Today at 01:54:44 pm »
Bear will understand this image


Lovely. And you can blame retarded politicians for these deaths due to their suicidal and now homicidal empathy for criminals.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Today at 01:52:23 pm »
Real shit!



Wrong friggen picture




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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Alice on Today at 01:41:55 pm »
Bear will understand this image

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Today at 01:37:48 pm »
I'm sure the room is filled to the brim with hungry bulettes
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Today at 01:36:41 pm »
Ashley grabs Alice and opens the door, then stands arms length behind her, Nixie and Helga stand ready to pounce.
Yes, yes, no need to rush! Are you that eager to kill and eat humans?
Alice slips through the door first and tries to get a sense of the situation without immediately being noticed - or to attack and grapple whatever is in the way. In case of a trap, Alice tries to escape it and dash away, relying on Cat's Danger Sense to do the same.

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on Today at 10:49:49 am »
In college or high school math class, crampt desk, sitting  between two guys, late teens/early 20's no room to work, the teacher passed around a sheet, everyone does one problem and passes it down.  I get it, the font is tiny, can barely see it, glasses on or off, it's tiny can barely read it. I attempt the problem, clearly simple algebra, maybe not even that. Something about a pump, 120 flow of some unit per second, asking about volume, can't focus eyes or brain, so tired, hungry, start eating something, it helps, the math mind does one step and stalls again, refuses to do math.

The teacher is writing on the board, he is asking everyone to solve it, he's walking around looking at everyone's paper, why is there a large box or barrier on the desk? I'm taking way too long, looking for my backpack, trying to find a note pad, I can't see half the board, shake my head until I wake up, noped out of the dream.

1/10 for being unfocused, disorganized, tired and hungry in dream. I can be tired and hungry when I'm not sleeping ffs. I am never unfocused and disorganized, I hate that. Unfocused and disorganized are for mongoloids.

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 07:50:59 pm »
Real shit!

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