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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 09:27:31 pm »
Remived 1000sqft of crab grass, that's 125 square horses bitch!

10 hours of hard labor feels so good
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:02:57 pm »
Bear's putting it on his car (not really)
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 05:59:14 pm »
Yulya is incredibly relieved both the sphere and the skull are taken down. But as so often - not for long. Pushed by Cat and picking up the unreasonable Alice wanting to play with the monsters like a foolish child - Yulya approaches the strange green multi-eyed monster and hopes it can be reasoned with.

Uhm...
I apologize for disturbing you Great Spectator and defeating your - familiar? But we are not your enemy!

Yulya diligently repeats her story she had recently told Mormesk.
I am Yulya a Peace Cleric of Eldath and leader of this party. These are my comrades Alice and Cat. We are adventurers of Neverwinter and here on a quest to rid this mine of orcs and bandits. I humbly ask you to listen to our story as I believe we share the same goal. We will lend our aid to you to the best of our limited abilities and answer your questions as far as we can but I am afraid we lack crucial information about what is going on here. Especially about the sorcerer called Nezzer but also the Forge of Spells! We were not even aware such a thing even exists until recently. And we still do not understand what it is - other than that it is gone for a long time! We currently have the year 1296. According to inscriptions we found, I believe the Forge of Spells was lost around the year 951 - for reasons we do not know. But I believe that knowledge of its very existence has vanished from this world - as for Phandalin this place is merely known as an ore mine now.
By the way, we met an undead mage called Sir Mormesk of the Greycloaks of Neverwinter who also appeared to be guarding the Forge. Would you know him? He has tasked us with taking Nezzers head and so we will. So I believe we have a common enemy. Might you be able to provide us with information about this Nezzer?
And if you may - about the Forge of Spells? What was it and who made it? We have a royal mage friend in Phandalin - Summer of Leilon - and also the approval of Sir Daran Edermath if you happen to know him. It would have been really helpful for them to come along to vouch for our righteous task but alas we are here alone. Never  would I have imagined to meet such powerful beings and arcane treasures in here. To us this mountain was simply described as a mine...

Yulya once again speaks a silent prayer to Eldath and SheShe in hope of some divine aid to overcome such insanely powerful opponents.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:03:36 pm »
i wonder if this poster has actually shown up anywhere irl. i hope so lol
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:01:20 pm »
its a bit absurd considering Alice clearly is the most charismatic tulpa. and just being herself. equally hilarious is that generally no d&d character takes her seriously. so im not worried. let the notoriously uncharismatic Yulya handle this. and yeah its like the vid of the child wanting to pet the bear you posted
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 11:50:20 am »
>party member with the lowest Charisma begins the negotiations


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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 11:44:26 am »
If they want a civil war, then complacency is key
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 09:28:39 am »
Just as Alice recovers her spear, the skull you just defeated bursts into flame and rises again, the bone healing magically. It positions itself back against the wall opposite its twin.[/i]
Alice watches this with a mixture of dismay and pride
That's my future familiar for you! Sure can take a beating!

The spherical monster that guards this room introduces himself as 'the spectator', he speaks Common directly in your mind. He explains one of the human wizards who worked in the Forge of Spells summoned him to guard the magic items created and stored there. The spectator was slated to serve for 101 years but was never released after the forge of spells was removed just a few years into his watch, he understands that it's been more than 101 years but doesn't quite know how long.

You get a sense that he's unable to admit he failed and has stayed here ever since watching for the forge of spells to be returned so he can continue his duty. He says something about a 'wizard below', likely meaning Nezzer, has disturbed the delicate magic in the area, eroding the spectator's grip on reality. He believes the mine will be assailed again and in a sense he's right. He merely stares at the party menacingly for an awkward length of time then notices the dead flameskull and begins to eye the party suspiciously.
Alice nods to Yulya but can't stop herself from making a comment to the odd creature, noticing its absence of external ears.
So YOU are the real Watcher or Spectator! Did you make those skulls? They're awesome! I want one too!

Alice gesticulates enthusiastically



Look, look!
I already told that skull we have no idea where that Forge of Spells went or what it even was. We're fighting against the guys invading this mine! We're here to get that wizard who disturbed everything. So let's team up! I already tried talking sense into that skull I just took down but it would not listen! We don't want to fight! It just attacked us! So let's get rid of that wizard and look for the Forge of Spells together hm?

Alice is already lost in her imagination of keeping the skulls and eyeball creature as pets and chuckles to herself
Oh yes, that would be sooo much fun!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 09:13:57 am »
Well, it as over quickly! Nice surprise, I like that eye guy too!

>NOOOOOOOTTT
Awesome SFX

>[2d6=2 THP]
Thanks Cat, you're a real livesaver here!
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 09:12:34 am »
I am not sure if European Courts of Justice see this the same way...
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