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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 09:45:53 pm »
At least this looks useful Nya. But be more careful you two Nya Ashley Nya shouldn't be that much in front and move behind the barrels Yulya Nya so you can't get hit from the West Nya!

"Got it. Yulya, be more careful!" Ashley winks at Yulya and snickers.



This is insane... Or am I the crazy one? We will all die here...

"Buck up, I have a feeling we have a lot more horrors ahead."

[Perception 1d20+5+1d4=20]

Yulya finds no traps, she's certain of it.

And yet, you keep coming back! If your fate is so bad, maybe talk to the girl that summons you and sends you to your deaths?

[Mr. Bigglesworth is immune to charm, persuasion and corruption against his master.]

"Don't listen to her Mr. B, you know I would never send you to your death! How silly." She pets him gingerly and cackles like she's cracking herself up.

He snuggles in to her arms and purrs.

Alice stares back at Mrs. B. Useless!

Mrs. B knocks the lantern over with her tail before running after Ashley, causing it to flicker out.

Well, It's up to you to share your money with them then! What would a demonic mecha-cat buy with money anyway?

"You just negated your own statement."

Demonic monsters of the Negative Plane aren't animals!

[Though they aren't necessarily animals, they are like animals never mind any similarities to anything you might know.]



"Excuse me? I'm from the negative plane in case you don't remember, I was summoned here as far as I can tell. Does that make me unworthy of care and kindness? Sheesh, sometimes I wonder if you're even emotionally genuine. Humph!"

Alice attempts to quickly see what's in the endless and numerous tunnels, their function is clearly to excavate ores, she can't find anything else interesting about them.

Cat again carefully moves N to the tunnel leading E and peeks across the corner but does not enter the tunnel. You make your way North, blindly following a catgirl Barbarian into clear and present danger. Ashley waits where she is.

She looks East and sees more unstable tunneling, unlike the neatly cut and shored areas that have been stable for hundreds of years, Cat sees an intersecting tunnel that seems to be bored with teeth and claws rather than dug with tools, like a giant gopher came through, not caring to clean up the rubble and pressing it aside as it went. Relatively fresh surfaces are exposed including areas where veins have been completely ignored. A bright metallic and green vein of Mithril and copper ore glints in Cat's lamp light. Whatever dug this didn't do it with any regard for stability or prospecting.   



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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:27:08 pm »
Not always the opposite, but appropriately disappointing.
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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:26:04 pm »
Technically I'm 14, like you I am also forever young. My lore spans 5 novel length books now. It is possible we are just postponing the inevitable.

My original team grew up in a follow up book I was not a part of, leaving it open that perhapse in a few thousand years I might also eventually age.

My friend and you could say rival in the second book, Ecstasy, may be making an appearance in the next novel. The question is, what age will I appear when we meet again? After thousands of years, she now appears like she is in her late teens or early 20's. We're technically half sisters and were given the same genetic treatment.

Living the rest of Bear's life with this form may not happen. Who knows what the future holds.
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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 05:58:35 pm »
Much like you, fortunately I always look the same. To host, that's all that counts. The 500 year old vampire loli is fine too.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 05:54:44 pm »
It's always the opposite of what I say, right?
I have no doubt there's an ambush ahead we're waltzing into!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 05:53:43 pm »
"He may be part machine, but it's also part alive, he's not a tool isn't that right Mr. Bigglesworth?"
The cat stares blankly, like he's seen things he can't un-see, like the weight of the world is on his shoulders, like he's been beaten and stabbed, bludgeoned and crushed, torn apart, eaten, chopped in twain and blown to bits. Those eyes have seen things no mortal being should have even seen in one lifetime.
Alice rolls her eyes
And yet, you keep coming back! If your fate is so bad, maybe talk to the girl that summons you and sends you to your deaths?

Mrs. Bigglesworth looks at Alice with quiet disobedience.
Alice stares back at the cat.
Useless!



"It's not like they're getting paid to do this." Ashley quips.
Well, It's up to you to share your money with them then! What would a demonic mecha-cat buy with money anyway? And I'm not getting paid either! Alice does it for free!

[Ashley has denied the opportunity to add animal cruelty to your list of crimes.]
Demonic monsters of the Negative Plane aren't animals! And nobody complains when I'm torn apart either! Not even me!

Cat moves 5ft NE and carefully takes a peek around the corner North. Again there's a whole lot of nothing, dusty tunnels continue to branch, this area looks like it was heavily excavated.
To Alice's dismay, Ashley and Cat move into the 2nd tunnel
Cat, don't move too far ahead! Have you forgotten there's a 2nd Mormesk here?

To the South another ladder heads up to the unknown, again these passages are the result of years of excavation and prospecting.
Hey, we mustn't forget to examine where that ladder leads to!

The remnants of veins are left on the walls in some sections including the precursor stones for Platinum, Copper, Silver and a very lustrous ore filled with speckles that are as shiny as polished metal. The metallic tone is clear for anyone to see, the low grade ore chipped away at as thoroughly as possible, but left for structural support, is in fact unmistakably Mithril. Ashley attempts to find any part that might yield good enough ore for a sample, but in this area it's well picked clean, leaving only low grade ore at best.[/i]
Alice runs her hands over a vein.
Low grade is good enough for me. The more other trace metals, the better! I'll absorb this when we have time!

Grudgingly, Alice moves into the tunnel leading N to get out of the passage leading further East.
This mine is a maze. I hate underground places! When was the last time I saw Sunlight? I can't even remember...

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Yulya stares at her irrational comrade who prioritizes her immortal monster summons over fellow humanoids in disbelief and shakes her head. Then she trots after the others who are disregarding anything she says as usual.
This is insane... Or am I the crazy one? We will all die here...
Alice looks at Yulya with pity.
No, you were right. But Ashley's Ashley. Just let her be. She'll do her own thing anyway.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:18:18 pm »
Is this an official Alice prediction or complaint? I have to know to determine which dice to roll to determine the direction and multiplier of your misfortune.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:12:10 pm »
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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:10:41 pm »
Oh no, the curse will be visiting you soon.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 04:46:12 pm »
Aside from Miss Loose Cannon, I think this was a communication error. Yeah it would have made more sense to go either up North on the left tunnel or go East.

Imagine we could have 2 cats with lamps and a wasp with Light in the air. 3 scouts / distractions. Instead Cat and Ashley will run into another ambush. I guess this is how the game is, huh? I assume Ashley really wants to turn into a cyborg after all.
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