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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Angry Bear on Today at 06:58:36 PM »
Unless you're flying, you won't get 5ft without dying to the spiked vines.

>Ashley doesn't care about dying

Yeah duh, my summons die every time I summom them, it's not that I don't care, it's because I know they simply go home if they do.

[SheShe] Yes, if Yulya dies, she'll go to the Ethereal plane with me! And the Cat god will be there if Cat dies. Ashley can still die if she's obliterated so she'll also come to me and Corellon will be here to greet her as well.

[Joy] Where exactly am I? Hmm...
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In my defense, I specifically said tell me what you're doing for the next three hours and you did.

In Bear's memory of playing in the long long ago, there was a time when they used to say "ready" when doing certain scene changes, if everyone wants to do that or something similar than I can accept that.

In this case, I asked you what you wanted to do:

"Cook breakfast"

That requires fire, smoke especially with wet wood, and if 4 bandits lit a fire all night and in the morning in your area outside your fortress, are you going to let them do as they will?

This isn't Germany, no loitering, no trespassing, no foriegners (non-bandits).

https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY?feature=shared

[Ashley] You have to admit you are kind of being a terrorist by throwing their pet's mutilated head over the wall. And whatever evil monolog you yelled into the wind as well as what you're planning on doing to the victims. I thought we were supposed to be the good guys? I will probably die but I'm with Joy on this, FAFO.

Also, the attacks were made by rolling 1d4 for each enemy 1=Yulya, 2=Cat, 3=Ashley, 4=Alice, so this is how it ended up.

Lastly, the attack on you was already rolled before your 3 hour rest. It was already concluded by fate of the dice that you would be counter-attacked because of the desecration of their dear friend Mr. Jeffrey Weinstein.
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Not ugly,  but not very attractive either



As opposed to the full zeta reticuli, whose supposed picture is below, for real

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I'm, to put it mildly, not happy about the way you speed things up from one inescapable scripted event to the next.
I was looking forward to Hot Dog and my wild dog ears and strategizing to set up traps and suddenly I am out in the snow bitten half to death by some ice wolves. Same yesterday with setting up the camp. I spent hours on ideas - for nothing.

We have a paranoid cleric with 5WIS and a drone operator who can survey the entire area. Also an ermine that can tunnel through the snow. Yet we waltzed into a trap like idiots - because you just put us there. I know we're slow, but the game's quality won't improve if we can't make any relevant decisions at all.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Today at 04:43:33 PM »
She can't keep getting away with it!
I know Ashley doesn't care about this and would walk over our dying bodies without a worry in the world but running away and leaving her behind for the wolves is not how we like to handle things. I already see this will trouble Yulya to the end of her days.

Wait, Yulya can use the Ring more than once per turn? Then cast Bless and 2x boosted Sacred Flame!
I will disengage as bonus action and attack the beastmaster with my spear as main action. That's all I can do. I can't use Ki points in combination with disengage and no unarmed strike either.

If Apathy is useless Ashley should summon cats to attack the wolves. If they come after us next round they can flank us. Bind the wolves!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on Today at 04:18:42 PM »
russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov came to my family for dinner.
I am very surprised you didn't try to kill him

non-binary Grey alien hybrid, no hair, but it did have a vag
I am 10 and what is this?


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Angry Bear on Today at 03:10:22 PM »
>die

Naa, I can't die but I will become part terminator. Joy won't tell me exactly what will happen but I will not actually die unless every cell of my body dies completely.

So I actually forgot about that ring, Yulya needs to go all out, cast three spells, do all that you said, use up that ring, there's no limit.

Apathy is worthless with sacred flame though, I have to look up if any boosted form has anything to do with DEX, maybe.

Imagine if Yulya can pne shot the summoner but then he goes into his second form and the second form was able to cast so he could possibly just recast thorns so Cat needs to follow up and even Alice if she can disengage with the wolves, regardless of consequences, that guy needs to go down or he'll just run away and be back woth something bigger again.

[Joy the DM] yetis are fun, I might consider he could charm a couple yetis.

Don't let Joy get away with this!


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Today at 02:08:33 PM »
we came to a similar conclusion but forgot Ashley could do that. apathy would be great. Yulya suggests to be using Heavenly Wings to avoid the spikes as bonus and then  as action Balm of Peace to heal Ashley and Alice and Cat and then cast Sacred Flame on the Beastmaster with the ring of quick casting. boosting the spell is a good idea and she will deal additional 2 radiant dmg. with balm of peace she could also go anywhere within 60ft without provoking any opportunity attacks. its crazy but if she goes behind the beastmaster before casting sacred flame that would be flanking. remember balm of peace gives free 30ft additional movement. she can easily get into cover after the attack so shes good. but her main worry is Ashley. we wont be able to down the wolves 1-2 and the male bandit. shell be 3 against one and likely die.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Angry Bear on Today at 12:25:30 PM »
Seriously though I'm not even getting into how we cooked the meal which probably led to them finding us, but at this point there's only one solution, take down that summoner.

I've done quests with Bear and I've helped take down worse but we have to coordinate and plan.

What about this scenario:

Joy just buffed Apathy to be disadvantage for INT rolls instead of death rolls which was specifically to make Alice actually feel the effect, so if I can get eye contact, and how convenient that I have a direct shot to him, I could get him boosted Apathetic. Now if only Yulya had that focus boosted to maximum, she could have drained it on him, I think regardless of the thorn vines, we still need to stop that guy or we'll be whittled down by his spells and summons like I did to Cat. If she has an INT ranged attack spell or ability that would be perfect.

We only need to hit him once to get rid of the thorns because it's a concentration spell, so regardless Yulya needs to attack him but we also know he has something that gives him protection against WIS based saving throws, so does Yulya have any boostable spell that doesn't rely on a WIS saving throw?

Also, before you all think my summons will help, he no doubt reset his wind wall, so don't waste your time with ranged attacks and it's not a sheepish spell and my summons are low HP so they'll suicide themselves just to attack him. The wind wall spell will cause damage before they can make the attack.

Does Yulya have Sacred Flame? That's a dexterity saving throw and it will boost 1d8 per level. For tier 2, casting it in a tier 2 slot,  it will do 3d8 damage if he fails dex saving throw, so the hope is he doesn't also have high DEX.

I checked and Guiding Bolt wouldn't be affected by wind wall and it could have 5d6 damage when cast at tier 2, now you can boost that with the focus as is for 6d6 damage. Not enough to down him obviously. However, he also reset his AC boost so that'll fail because it requires passing his AC and he had a one time triggered shield for +5AC last time

I guess that's all we got, so probably Sacred Flame is the thing.

Then of course Cat goes into beast mode and disengages and goes for him, use claw so you break his shield and you should probably use any healing on Cat, sorry Alice, forget all the scrubs, get that guy, the others don't stand a chance against Cat's Rage.

[Joy the DM] Ashley has some good advice there, you should listen to her.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on Today at 08:52:00 AM »
Oooof
I guess it's time to show off our healing potential
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