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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on Today at 05:37:46 am »Yes, I'm a bit worried Nezzner doesn't seem to be worried. And Alice is starting to collect eyes now?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Today at 05:20:28 am »For a brief moment Yulya can see the faint outline of the staff Nezzner is carrying, so she alerts Cat.Haha I got him Yulya Nya!
Yulya can detect Nezzner, so though Cat is alerted and with her enhanced smell, she has pinpointed him and attempts to grapple him without Yulya's flank.
Attempting to sneak past, he's startled by the use of detect magic against him, he throws his staff but it's too late, Cat manages to grab him and in this way he's unable to use magic or move, he struggles against her as his invisibility fades.
Cat shouts triumphantly. Finally something works after the shooting disasters.
"Come on now, let's be reasonable." Nezzner says and attempts to break Cat's grasp.You're not going anywhere, Mr. Nya!
He fails miserably at it.
Cat attempts to shove Nezzner prone and covers his mouth so he cannot use verbal or somatic commands, but prioritizes shutting him up.
Now what Yulya Nya? Yulya Nya?
Cat is puzzeled by Yulya's lack of action.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 07:14:22 pm »[Round 9][Ghoul will recover in 18 seconds]
Yulya uses 1MP from the focus and casts Detect Magic to reveal Nezzner's location. If possible she attempts to flank him with Cat if he's revealed but keeps as much distance as possible.
[Detect magic can be used to see a faint aura around a magic item or someone using visibility within 30ft, which you already know. So since Nezzner has that staff, then you can see the aura surrounding at least that. I don't like the idea that someone using a spell can't be detected by this so that's why I interpreted it the way I did. See? How can I be evil if I'm allowing this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed,
You're benevolent DM.]
For a brief moment Yulya can see the faint outline of the staff Nezzner is carrying, so she alerts Cat; however, she can feel Ashley's wild magic [1d100=67] and she's struck with intense fear and unable to move this turn. While fearfully fuddling with Ashley's Focus, she realizes that Ashley filled the large focus just before she left and she hasn't used it yet, though with Ashley's wild magic, this is more of a gamble than ever.
Yulya can detect Nezzner, so though Cat is alerted and with her enahnced smell, she has pinpointed him and attempts to grapple him without Yulya's flank.
[GRAPPLE(A) vs DC11 1d20+7=20]
Attempting to sneak past, he's startled by the use of detect magic against him, he throws his staff but it's too late, Cat manages to grab him and in this way he's unable to use magic or move, he struggles against her as his invisibility fades.
"Come on now, let's be reasonable." Nezzner says and attempts to break Cat's grasp.
[ESCAPE vs DC17 1d20+1=3]
He fails miserably at it.
Alice finds herself in a hopeless battle with a far superior fighter with gobs of health and high AC, she wouldn't possibly waste a perfect opportunity to show off her skills by simply attacking with a spear esepcially without advantage, while thinking of doing just that she catches a flash of light, M3gan panther, as if knowing a mundane and unheroic mistake was about to be made, suddenly fills Alice's mind with ideas.
Cornered and with nowhere to run, Alice has no choice but to attack Bugbear#1, first with a grapple, followed by a shove to topple the bugbear. Alice spends her last Ki point for another unarmed strike with advantage, attempting specifically to blind the bugbear which will cost advantage but will cause the most effective use of her abilities.
[GRAPPLE vs DC14 1d20+3=18][See?][TOPPLES][HIT(FOCUSED FOR THE EYES) vs AC18 1d20+3+2+1d4=24 LUCK 1d20=17,17][DAMAGE 1d6+3=5]
Masterfully and in control, though she's not sure at this point who's control, Alice grapples the Bugbear, pushes him down, mounts his back and rakes his eyes from behind. He's powerless to stop her from plucking the eyes from his head.
Her head clears and she finds herself in the posetion of two squishy round orbs and a very angry Bugbear.
He thrashes and attepts to attack out of rage, unable to see but not needing sight to attempt to hit in close combat.
[HIT(D) 1d20+9,+5=(11,21)(17,19)][DMG 1d3+8=11 Blunt/2 Resistant=5]
One of his fists make contact and knock Alice out, but before he can stand, she regains consiousness, feeling a strange heat from one of her fingers, one of the three gems on the Ring of the Badger goes black and she's returned to consiousness with 1HP.
The stirges continue their relentless assault on Bugbear2, as he attempts to grab them off.
[Escape Grapple vs DC20 1d20+4=(6,8)][HIT vs AC18 1d20+9=(20,17),(CM,21)][DMG 1d4+6=8,10]
He attempts to grab them off his head but it's too late, he loses consiousness and falls to the ground. The stirges drink their fill of his blood.
M3gan Panther slashes at her mostrocity.
[HIT vs AC22 1d20+1+3+10+1d4=(20,25)(CM,24)][DMG 1d6+3+1+2=7+7=14 Magic piercing and slashing]
With intent to escape it before it slams again, she gives it one last slash but to her pleasant surprise, it falls to its injuries. She uses her last action to tear into it in an effort to prevent it from ever getting back up in any form, healed or undeadified, again.
[This will take a while, so presume she's not available to help in any way for 1d10=5 turns]
[M3gan Panther done in 30 seconds][Make your moves]
Yulya uses 1MP from the focus and casts Detect Magic to reveal Nezzner's location. If possible she attempts to flank him with Cat if he's revealed but keeps as much distance as possible.
[Detect magic can be used to see a faint aura around a magic item or someone using visibility within 30ft, which you already know. So since Nezzner has that staff, then you can see the aura surrounding at least that. I don't like the idea that someone using a spell can't be detected by this so that's why I interpreted it the way I did. See? How can I be evil if I'm allowing this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed,
You're benevolent DM.]
For a brief moment Yulya can see the faint outline of the staff Nezzner is carrying, so she alerts Cat; however, she can feel Ashley's wild magic [1d100=67] and she's struck with intense fear and unable to move this turn. While fearfully fuddling with Ashley's Focus, she realizes that Ashley filled the large focus just before she left and she hasn't used it yet, though with Ashley's wild magic, this is more of a gamble than ever.
Yulya can detect Nezzner, so though Cat is alerted and with her enahnced smell, she has pinpointed him and attempts to grapple him without Yulya's flank.
[GRAPPLE(A) vs DC11 1d20+7=20]
Attempting to sneak past, he's startled by the use of detect magic against him, he throws his staff but it's too late, Cat manages to grab him and in this way he's unable to use magic or move, he struggles against her as his invisibility fades.
"Come on now, let's be reasonable." Nezzner says and attempts to break Cat's grasp.
[ESCAPE vs DC17 1d20+1=3]
He fails miserably at it.
Alice finds herself in a hopeless battle with a far superior fighter with gobs of health and high AC, she wouldn't possibly waste a perfect opportunity to show off her skills by simply attacking with a spear esepcially without advantage, while thinking of doing just that she catches a flash of light, M3gan panther, as if knowing a mundane and unheroic mistake was about to be made, suddenly fills Alice's mind with ideas.
Cornered and with nowhere to run, Alice has no choice but to attack Bugbear#1, first with a grapple, followed by a shove to topple the bugbear. Alice spends her last Ki point for another unarmed strike with advantage, attempting specifically to blind the bugbear which will cost advantage but will cause the most effective use of her abilities.
[GRAPPLE vs DC14 1d20+3=18][See?][TOPPLES][HIT(FOCUSED FOR THE EYES) vs AC18 1d20+3+2+1d4=24 LUCK 1d20=17,17][DAMAGE 1d6+3=5]
Masterfully and in control, though she's not sure at this point who's control, Alice grapples the Bugbear, pushes him down, mounts his back and rakes his eyes from behind. He's powerless to stop her from plucking the eyes from his head.
Her head clears and she finds herself in the posetion of two squishy round orbs and a very angry Bugbear.
He thrashes and attepts to attack out of rage, unable to see but not needing sight to attempt to hit in close combat.
[HIT(D) 1d20+9,+5=(11,21)(17,19)][DMG 1d3+8=11 Blunt/2 Resistant=5]
One of his fists make contact and knock Alice out, but before he can stand, she regains consiousness, feeling a strange heat from one of her fingers, one of the three gems on the Ring of the Badger goes black and she's returned to consiousness with 1HP.
The stirges continue their relentless assault on Bugbear2, as he attempts to grab them off.
[Escape Grapple vs DC20 1d20+4=(6,8)][HIT vs AC18 1d20+9=(20,17),(CM,21)][DMG 1d4+6=8,10]
He attempts to grab them off his head but it's too late, he loses consiousness and falls to the ground. The stirges drink their fill of his blood.
M3gan Panther slashes at her mostrocity.
[HIT vs AC22 1d20+1+3+10+1d4=(20,25)(CM,24)][DMG 1d6+3+1+2=7+7=14 Magic piercing and slashing]
With intent to escape it before it slams again, she gives it one last slash but to her pleasant surprise, it falls to its injuries. She uses her last action to tear into it in an effort to prevent it from ever getting back up in any form, healed or undeadified, again.
[This will take a while, so presume she's not available to help in any way for 1d10=5 turns]
[M3gan Panther done in 30 seconds][Make your moves]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:11:12 pm »lol i wonder where this is going. Yulya isnt overly optimistic (who would have thought) and thinks cat and her have no chance aginst Nezzer. everyones almost dead only Alice has that badger stunt ring.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 05:04:15 pm »Yulya regains a lot of confidence by finishing off the zombie.
Cat I sense the spellcaster is near! He's our top priority. M3gan will manage! Focus on him!
Yulya uses 1MP from the focus and casts Detect Magic to reveal Nezzers location. If possible she attempts to flank him with Cat if hes revealed but keeps as much distance as possible.
Cat I sense the spellcaster is near! He's our top priority. M3gan will manage! Focus on him!
Yulya uses 1MP from the focus and casts Detect Magic to reveal Nezzers location. If possible she attempts to flank him with Cat if hes revealed but keeps as much distance as possible.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Bernd on Yesterday at 03:35:38 pm »More D&D nonsense, this time in tabletop game form.:
I was watching the vlog of a grey-mouse girl that lived in an attic apartment with cats. I have never watched a vlog or any influencers in my entire life. Unfortunately I forgot what was going on a the beginning, but she was playing D&D with figurines on a table. There was a close-up of the figurines next to a D6 dice. They were the same size as dice and only consisted of equally cubic heads. The enemies were WH40k - like tin figurines of goblins. All on a white table cloth without further accessories.
The dream warped and now I was sitting in a posh Victorian-era version of my living room. Much larger, dark furniture, lots of house plants like man-sized palm trees. Not too far off from the real deal actually. I was sitting at the same table, but wasn't a player. On the table was a glass vase with 2 plants inside. A Ricinus and a branch of Ficus lyrata.
The grey mouse influencer girl narrates from the off, now oddly in German while everything was English before. And now, things go South...
"The adventurers are facing a giant dick with 1 billion HP"
This is literally what she said. This evil is represented by the Ricinus plant. They must make it onto the Ficus which represents the forces of Good. There is only one player sitting next to me. A young man in his 20s who vaguely looks like one or several random dudes I would see at university while studying. Has a beard, looks leftist. The DM is sitting a bit offside on the stairs leading to the upper floor. Yep, it's my living room. The player points at the Ricinus and asks the DM if he can sniff it. The DM is ok with it. The player rips off one large Ricinus leaf and starts chewing on it. It must taste awful, at least that's what his face says. He keeps talking nonsense and begins tripping hard. I watch with slight amusement how he almost has to puke and ask him if he knows that this is Ricinus and that even the leaves are quite poisonous and severely allergenic. Player says yeah, he knows. I laugh and look at the DM, saying all is going according to his script (Alice's obsession is haunting me even in dreams). Nervous laughter from the DM who now considers whether he should call an ambulance.
That's when I woke up. Very realistic and entertaining, the room was great. But the giant dick with 1 billion HP would not have been necessary...
I was watching the vlog of a grey-mouse girl that lived in an attic apartment with cats. I have never watched a vlog or any influencers in my entire life. Unfortunately I forgot what was going on a the beginning, but she was playing D&D with figurines on a table. There was a close-up of the figurines next to a D6 dice. They were the same size as dice and only consisted of equally cubic heads. The enemies were WH40k - like tin figurines of goblins. All on a white table cloth without further accessories.
The dream warped and now I was sitting in a posh Victorian-era version of my living room. Much larger, dark furniture, lots of house plants like man-sized palm trees. Not too far off from the real deal actually. I was sitting at the same table, but wasn't a player. On the table was a glass vase with 2 plants inside. A Ricinus and a branch of Ficus lyrata.
The grey mouse influencer girl narrates from the off, now oddly in German while everything was English before. And now, things go South...
"The adventurers are facing a giant dick with 1 billion HP"
This is literally what she said. This evil is represented by the Ricinus plant. They must make it onto the Ficus which represents the forces of Good. There is only one player sitting next to me. A young man in his 20s who vaguely looks like one or several random dudes I would see at university while studying. Has a beard, looks leftist. The DM is sitting a bit offside on the stairs leading to the upper floor. Yep, it's my living room. The player points at the Ricinus and asks the DM if he can sniff it. The DM is ok with it. The player rips off one large Ricinus leaf and starts chewing on it. It must taste awful, at least that's what his face says. He keeps talking nonsense and begins tripping hard. I watch with slight amusement how he almost has to puke and ask him if he knows that this is Ricinus and that even the leaves are quite poisonous and severely allergenic. Player says yeah, he knows. I laugh and look at the DM, saying all is going according to his script (Alice's obsession is haunting me even in dreams). Nervous laughter from the DM who now considers whether he should call an ambulance.
That's when I woke up. Very realistic and entertaining, the room was great. But the giant dick with 1 billion HP would not have been necessary...
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 11:52:47 am »Alice, I just need some clarification on your move, so if I understand it *correctly* you'll use your monk magic, and use your last ki point to grapple, topple, punch and enhance flurry blow 5 finger heart stop, thereby gaining advantage on the Bugbear while giving him disadvantage and forcing him to deal with you so he doesn't just run over and kill M3gan panther, correct?simple yes or okay
A simple yes or okay will do.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Yesterday at 06:50:47 am »Seeing the zombie fall for good, Cat sends a poison arrow toward the Bulette at a range of 115ft.
Luck is frowning on poor ole Cat as the arrow snaps in half as it's fired, destroying it. Tough luck!
Yulya has a strange sense of intuition that tells her Nezzner is near her, within 30ft, but she sees nothing.N-Nya?
If Yulya can detect Nezzner, Cat will engage and attempt to grapple him. If not, she will try to sniff him out first.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on Yesterday at 06:37:50 am »I'm running out of reaction images for Cat missing here!
But sure thing, if Yulya can detect him, Cat will attack Nezzner! I hope you still have healing magic left. Most important is that Yulya doesn't go down!
But sure thing, if Yulya can detect him, Cat will attack Nezzner! I hope you still have healing magic left. Most important is that Yulya doesn't go down!