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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Today at 06:32:41 am »One meal a day is hard. Dietingbis so boring but if I don't, holy crap I can pack it on quick.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on Today at 05:55:41 am »All investigations yield nothing unusual or surprising, no new information, though the area seems to have been left in an orderly manner; in such a way that indicates temporary work stoppage not abandonment. The tools, carts, tracks, shoring are all in excellent condition despite their age.
Ashley opens the smaller top crate and finds 6 lamps made to fit on hooks protruding from the walls, full with oil, and 3 more flasks of oil capable of supplying said lamps for several days at full brightness. The oil is so old it's nearly solidified but will still work.
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Ashley opens the smaller top crate and finds 6 lamps made to fit on hooks protruding from the walls, full with oil, and 3 more flasks of oil capable of supplying said lamps for several days at full brightness. The oil is so old it's nearly solidified but will still work.
[There are several ways to go from here, interactions required.]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Ī¤amamo on Today at 04:04:09 am »Can't Yulya cast Light on one of the cats directly?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on Today at 04:02:30 am »Cat lights a lantern and secures the path North with the Bigglesworths, keeping her current position.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 09:21:57 pm »Lemme show you what I'm thinking:
There is no choice, there is no argument. Putin will die, and we need Russia to survive the attempt at ethnic cleansing when China invades. If there is a God, America will prevent this.
There is no choice, there is no argument. Putin will die, and we need Russia to survive the attempt at ethnic cleansing when China invades. If there is a God, America will prevent this.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 05:52:38 pm »Alice what did you mean by THEM? Did you have something against undead in your ship?Alice raises an eyebrow
Oh? It's rare for anyone to listen to me, let alone ask me something. It's a long story, if you want, I'll tell you when we have idle time. But it's not gonna help you sleep more soundly.
To keep it reasonably short - no, unfortunately, or rather fortunately there was nothing like this on the ship. They would have died in the crash. So it doesn't concern us here but with the ship, my masters also captured 3 very odd 'individuals'. Once human but cybernetically modified by the Men of Iron beyond recognition, clad in Living Metal. However, their main feature was their utter lack of connection to what I think you call the weave of magic. Or other planes. Not only this, they would completely blot out magic in their vicinity simply by existing. You could call them anti-sorcerers, or living anti-magic fields. Soulless if you want. Weapons created by the Men of Iron specifically against magic users and denizens of other planes like demons. Even an archdemon like the Winged Creature found their mere presence terrifying.
They were originally supposed to accompany me as servants and guards but the chaps turned out to be a bit - difficult. Not the most humorous fellas and we can't reliably control them yet. So we left them at home when I had to GTFO to hide from my countless fans that want to experiment on me or enslave me for their sinister plans. Too bad, mage-killers would have been handy here. They're still somewhat human, can't shapeshift and aren't nearly as tough as me in my Living Metal form, but against the unexpectedly abundant magical beings in this world they would have been hilariously effective! On the other hand, they're really bad news. If the Men of Iron manage to mass-produce those things, it's pretty much curtains for other races. So far magic was the only thing that could overpower them and their advanced technology...
Alice leaves it at that, but if you ask nicely, she will tell you more lore about herself and the universe in general when there is idle time.
The small room at the bottom has three ancient crates and two oddly shaped metallic busts on the walls reminiscent of a goat and a pony, revered animals often used by dwarves in mines.[/i]Oh nice! They remind me of our mules...
Sandra and Sophia I almost forgot their names!
Alice makes sure there's no imminent threat to the North
Ashley, let the Bigglesworths guard the passage North while we explore the room!
We should explore this first! Alice poke them with your pole! If the room is safe we will store our belongings here!Alright stay clear of a potential line of fire!
Alice takes out her 10ft pole and extends a 10ft pseudopod. With 20ft reach, she prods the busts and crates as well as the floor around them from a safe distance.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 02:58:00 pm »Very convenient!
I'd still rather strap a torch to the Bigglesworths. Or at least have one carry Yulya's light pebble. A moving light source screams Target and I'd rather have someone ambush and shoot our summons than us.
I'd still rather strap a torch to the Bigglesworths. Or at least have one carry Yulya's light pebble. A moving light source screams Target and I'd rather have someone ambush and shoot our summons than us.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 01:46:40 pm »We're at roughly >25% chance of nuclear war over the next year and it's only growing.
We need this, and the best places of ground zero aren't Europe or Russia and I'd even go so far as to say even China at this time, I know, even I surprise myself, no, we need to stop the hoard. China isn't going to overpopulate the world.
"The United Nations projects that Africa's share of the world population will grow from 18% in 2023 to 38% by 2100."
We need this, and the best places of ground zero aren't Europe or Russia and I'd even go so far as to say even China at this time, I know, even I surprise myself, no, we need to stop the hoard. China isn't going to overpopulate the world.
"The United Nations projects that Africa's share of the world population will grow from 18% in 2023 to 38% by 2100."
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 01:34:39 pm »
Here's the biggest puzzle though, why is Yvette Cooper (Head Karen of International Affairs) and Keir Starmer (Doe eyed Prime Minister of UK), both praising Alaa Abd El-Fucktard for his return to the land and people he hates so much?
This is what you're being distracted from when you're cowering under your sheets over Putin.
Perhaps on the same level of perplexity, Why is Trump so in bed with a people that equate to the equivalent of a third the population of California, (18.8 million Jews worldwide), and who also hold 25% of the spots in colleges like Harvard but perform so badly as compared to the Asians, and the fact that they're so vastly overrepresented in that nepotistic nightmare of a system makes me really wonder what the F*** is going on. I can't get too far into it though, I really don't care, but it's 18.8 million times more potentially dangerous than Putin.
I know nothing about Russia. Yes, someone who is part of a country actively trying to liberate Russian land from a guy who has no cards to end this distraction.
Why is Europe so pissed that we're helping Russia that Germany's new leader would get his panties in a bunch over it? Again, so odd.
Taiwan, it's a losing proposition, that's why we're bringing chip manufacturing here. Putin is just being practical.
I told you I couldn't give a shit about Putin, I think he's king of idealistic in general, but he's not the Baba Yaga the euros make him out to be. I say, ANYONE who's not buying into the genocide of whites in the world is on our side.
We can't begin to fathom what's really going on when all we're ever fed is propaganda.