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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 06:23:06 pm »
Toblin said something like put them out of their misery if they became Orc princesses. Apparently, according to Toblin, it's hard to come back sane after that.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 04:35:45 pm »
Seeing all other options fail and her plans fall apart Yulya helplessly follows the others to certain demise.
I hope the gods at least acknowledge our heroic deeds.



Yulya speaks a prayer to Eldath and She She and also the Mechatherial Demigoddess and follows behind the others.
Thanks for refilling my focus Ashley. I just hope this is enough...

Yulya casts LIGHT on a small rock and tosses it  into the tunnel ahead to at least provide some illumination.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 04:18:24 pm »
wasnt it Toblen who said fuck the girls? we can blame everything on him.
ok i guess it makes sense to exploit the lynx superpowers. so much for any plan lets just go Leeroy Jenkins as usual.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 04:15:35 pm »
lol
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 04:01:02 pm »
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 03:56:17 pm »
[Ashley] I don't evem die when I die, I'll be okay. Even Joy doesn't know what's up ahead, trap or not I don't want to be responsible for dead Phandalinians.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Bernd on Yesterday at 03:10:38 pm »
Maybe now you understand me?
I'd rather have my wisdom teeth removed again than spend time with women my age. However I am inexistent to females of reproductive age. Only lolis and grannies are really fond of me (and hit on me) for some reason.

>females who love me
mom, neighborhood loli

>apex predators who love me
cat, tupper

Things could be worse.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 02:34:17 pm »
Yulya tries to identify the scaly being with the help of Cats primal knowledge while her rage lasts. Cat and Yulya determine it to be some sort of chameleon reptilian.
Alice looks at them with a rather stupid expression.
And this tells us - what exactly?



Then Yulya tries to find a way for Alice to squeeze through the rubble. But with the large boulders and rubble, it's likely that's not what they were doing. There has been a recent ceiling collapse here, perhaps a trap, so there might be a bugbear or some other creature in the rubble but to get to it would take hours.
Meh, and it looked like a good plan. Guess we will have to attack straight on. Something for you Cat!

"No? No one wants to save them?"
Alice picks her nose.
What's with you? Since when do you care for your fellow humans?

"Sorry but I'm going now." Ashley rally heals Olga.
Helga rushes into the tunnels ahead, followed by Nixie and Olga, sending firebolts flying towards the walls and other targets.
Olga and Nixie are struck for 5 and 7.
"Dangit Helga, I just healed her!" Ashley chases after them down the next corridor.
Alice rolls her eyes
Alright alright. It was getting annoyingly noisy. Guess we'll use the powered up cats. No better plan in sight.  Well it was nice getting to know you all but it looks like you're going to die here...

Alice follows the cats at a safe distance
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 01:16:58 pm »
Yes, I think we should each blindly charge ahead one by one. Moving as a group would be cheating. So when one is killed, the next one goes. That will show them our heroic resolve and they will surrender!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 14, 2026, 07:53:01 pm »
The screaming of the girl sounds more desperate by the second.

Alice moves away from the dangerously boosted lynxes and inspects the rubble, looking for a small passage to squeeze through to see what's at the other side.

Yulya tries to identify the scaly being with the help of Cats primal knowledge while her rage lasts. [Lore/Nature 1d20+3=10] Cat and Yulya determine it to be some sort of chameleon reptilian.

While Yulya is close, Ashley refills the large Focus to 6MP

Then Yulya tries to find a way for Alice to squeeze through the rubble. But with the large boulders and rubble, it's likely that's not what they were doing. There has been a recent ceiling collapse here, perhaps a trap, so there might be a bugbear or some other creature in the rubble but to get to it would take hours.

"No? No one wants to save them?"

I understand we must rescue the girls as fast as possible but if we rush into battle now we will all perish and save no one. So we cannot launch a frontal assault at the enemy while he is aware we are coming!  Can you raise the elevator from below so it looks like we went back up? We will then set up an ambush behind the corner in case someone comes to look what is going on. If nobody comes we advance as stealthily as possible.



"What stealth? They know we're here!" Ashley looks at the chains and pulleys, "Nope, it looks like someone needs to be on the platform for it to move up or down."

The girl's bloodcurdling screams seems to have changed like she's being actively attacked.

"Sorry but I'm going now." Ashley rally heals Olga.

Helga rushes into the tunnels ahead, followed by Nixie and Olga, sending firebolts flying towards the walls and other targets.

[HIT 1d20+5+1d4=19,25,9][DMG 1d10=5,7]

Olga and Nixie are struck for 5 and 7.

"Dangit Helga, I just healed her!" Ashley chases after them down the next corridor.


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