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« Last post by Τamamo on Today at 03:59:57 am »Haha wtf
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« Last post by Cat on Today at 03:59:25 am »Cat is surprised by the Myconid suddenly showing up and beating down the drake
N-Nya? What's this Nya? Did Yulya make you Nya? But good fight Nya your punches are quite something Nya!
Cat uses Primal Knowledge to enhance her perception and find out more about the Myconid. Then she finishes off the surviving drakes before they can wake up or resurrect.
N-Nya? What's this Nya? Did Yulya make you Nya? But good fight Nya your punches are quite something Nya!
Cat uses Primal Knowledge to enhance her perception and find out more about the Myconid. Then she finishes off the surviving drakes before they can wake up or resurrect.
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« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 10:55:17 pm »"I'm pretty sure they only have ear tufts," Ashley says to Alice, "and those mints might not be compatible with their physiology, they don't even have mouths that I can tell."
Ashley gets a weird buzzing in her mind, something that she can sense but not grasp, it's just barely beyond her to comprehend.
[Myconids use spores for communication to make a mental connection but none of you knuckle-draggers even have intelligence in the positive except Ashley, unfortunately even she can't because they require an intelligence of +2 and Ashley is only +1]
"Uh Yulya, welcome back to the Aninal kingdom, so I can't communicate with them but I am getting something like emotion and they're not happy, in fact I sence their hostility growing. Please tell me you have something in your book there that boosts abilities, specifically intelligence, I literally only need one point and I think I'll be able to communicate with them."
Ashley gets a weird buzzing in her mind, something that she can sense but not grasp, it's just barely beyond her to comprehend.
[Myconids use spores for communication to make a mental connection but none of you knuckle-draggers even have intelligence in the positive except Ashley, unfortunately even she can't because they require an intelligence of +2 and Ashley is only +1]
"Uh Yulya, welcome back to the Aninal kingdom, so I can't communicate with them but I am getting something like emotion and they're not happy, in fact I sence their hostility growing. Please tell me you have something in your book there that boosts abilities, specifically intelligence, I literally only need one point and I think I'll be able to communicate with them."
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« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 07:21:39 pm »Alice misses both strikes on the smoky foe.Alice hops back to the Western side of the bridge
Myconid 2 attacks Drake 4.
Fume Drake 4 falls into the abyss.
As the last of the drakes cease to be a threat, the Myconids begin to emit non-noxious spores that fill the space with a musty, wet-dirt smell.
Whoa, you saved me there! Thanks a lot! You guys rock!
Alice reaches into her pockets and offers the Myconid2 a bunch or candy coated herbs she got from Ashley, something among her most prized possessions
I'd even give you an ear but I don't have any with me right now. By the way, do fume drakes have ears? What are they anyway?
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« Last post by Yulya on Yesterday at 06:08:01 pm »Regaining her human consciousness Yulya looks around in confusion. Relieved she finds the enemies have been eliminated. She turns to Myconoid 1 and bows.
I do not know if you can understand me but we deeply thank you for your aid! Without your interference this could have ended badly for us. You have my deepest gratitude!
I apologize for the intrusion but we are adventurers from Neverwinter tasked with clearing this mine from evil creatures like those drakes! We do not come with any hostile intent against your species! I am Yulya, a Peace Cleric of Eldath and these are my companions Alice, Ashley and Cat!
Yulya signals to the others to keep it down and appear none-threatening to the Myconoids
I do not know if you can understand me but we deeply thank you for your aid! Without your interference this could have ended badly for us. You have my deepest gratitude!
I apologize for the intrusion but we are adventurers from Neverwinter tasked with clearing this mine from evil creatures like those drakes! We do not come with any hostile intent against your species! I am Yulya, a Peace Cleric of Eldath and these are my companions Alice, Ashley and Cat!
Yulya signals to the others to keep it down and appear none-threatening to the Myconoids
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« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:40:35 pm »lmao mushroom chads saved the day. be nice to them!
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« Last post by Kashtan on Yesterday at 05:39:45 pm »wtf man that was crazy
there was a huge brawl afterwards though with unrelated people hitting each other i think they suspected each others of being terrorists. looks like the real terrorists were father and son. father dead son arrested.
there was a huge brawl afterwards though with unrelated people hitting each other i think they suspected each others of being terrorists. looks like the real terrorists were father and son. father dead son arrested.
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« Last post by Joy on Yesterday at 05:24:56 pm »[Round 3]
[CON vs DC12 1d20+3+1d4,+0+1d4=(24,14)]
Cat and Helga withstood the noxious spores.
The Myconids' slow metabolism causes them to lose initiative.
Ashley calls for Rally Growth, moves North and ducks behind her shield.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+3+1d4=(12,14)]
Alice misses both strikes on the smoky foe.
[2d8=10]
Helga gains 10THP.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+2+5+1d4=(29,19),(CM,11)][DMG 1d6+5+2=10]
One of Cat's claws struck the drake solidly, but he's still holding it together.
Yulya's leaves are still.
Helga attacks drake 2.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+4+1d4=(20,20)][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=5x1.5][DMG 1d4+3=7]
Helga strikes the drake for 7 damage but it is still very much active.
Nixie disengages, moves North-West, then attempts to pounce on Drake 4.
[HIT CLAW vs AC16 1d20+5+1d4=(20), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+5=18][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=6][DMG 1d6+3+2=11x1.5=16]
Nixie is able to hit the drake but can't manage to grapple it. Even after all that, the drake is still not downed.
[Target 1d2=2]
Drake 2 uses draconic frenzy on Helga.
[HIT vs AC12+2 1d20+8+4+0=(14,CM,9)][DMG 2d8+3+1d6 poison=9+6=15]
Helga doesn't survive the attack and is teleported back to the negative plane.
[color=orange[Target 1d3=2][/color]
Drake 4 uses draconic frenzy on Nixie.
[HIT vs AC12+1 1d20+8+4+0=(CM,8,CR)][DMG 2d6+3+1d6 poison=9+4=13x2=26]
Nixie's struck by the drakes tail and blinks out of existence.
Myconid 1 attacks Drake 2 while Myconid 2 attacks Drake 4.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+11,+6,+1=(28,24,CM),(20,23,11)][Pox Fort Immune][DMG 4d6+4,4d6+4=15,18 Bludgeoning respectively]
Fume drake 2 flops to the ground due to its pummeling. Fume Drake 4 falls into the abyss.
As the last of the drakes cease to be a threat, the Myconids begin to emit non-noxious spores that fill the space with a musty, wet-dirt smell.
A branch falls from Yulya and the goblin staff reforms. She slowly returns to normal.
Fume drake 2 perishes from his injuries, Fume drake 1 is stable. The spores seem to have settled. Cat maintains her rage but it will subside after one more turn without a target for her aggression.
After a few moments of silence the Myconids stare at Cat and Yulya with a piercing gaze.
[Make your moves]
[CON vs DC12 1d20+3+1d4,+0+1d4=(24,14)]
Cat and Helga withstood the noxious spores.
The Myconids' slow metabolism causes them to lose initiative.
Ashley calls for Rally Growth, moves North and ducks behind her shield.
Alice moves past Yulya looking at the strange tree with amusement, crams past Nixie and attacks the drake on the bridge with two unarmed strikes (action, bonus action), using her Crusher feat to attempt to push it 5ft S off the bridge.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+3+1d4=(12,14)]
Alice misses both strikes on the smoky foe.
Cat is frustrated about her miss but immediately attacks again striking the drake with her claws using Nick. She gives extra HP to Helga. Should the drake survive this round, Cat moves 5ft S of Helga out of the pore cloud but does not leave its reach to prevent an opportunity attack. If the drake is down she moves out of the spore cloud 5ft N of the Yulya tree
[2d8=10]
Helga gains 10THP.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+2+5+1d4=(29,19),(CM,11)][DMG 1d6+5+2=10]
One of Cat's claws struck the drake solidly, but he's still holding it together.
Yulya's leaves are still.
Helga attacks drake 2.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+4+1d4=(20,20)][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=5x1.5][DMG 1d4+3=7]
Helga strikes the drake for 7 damage but it is still very much active.
Nixie disengages, moves North-West, then attempts to pounce on Drake 4.
[HIT CLAW vs AC16 1d20+5+1d4=(20), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+5=18][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=6][DMG 1d6+3+2=11x1.5=16]
Nixie is able to hit the drake but can't manage to grapple it. Even after all that, the drake is still not downed.
[Target 1d2=2]
Drake 2 uses draconic frenzy on Helga.
[HIT vs AC12+2 1d20+8+4+0=(14,CM,9)][DMG 2d8+3+1d6 poison=9+6=15]
Helga doesn't survive the attack and is teleported back to the negative plane.
[color=orange[Target 1d3=2][/color]
Drake 4 uses draconic frenzy on Nixie.
[HIT vs AC12+1 1d20+8+4+0=(CM,8,CR)][DMG 2d6+3+1d6 poison=9+4=13x2=26]
Nixie's struck by the drakes tail and blinks out of existence.
Myconid 1 attacks Drake 2 while Myconid 2 attacks Drake 4.
[HIT vs AC16 1d20+11,+6,+1=(28,24,CM),(20,23,11)][Pox Fort Immune][DMG 4d6+4,4d6+4=15,18 Bludgeoning respectively]
Fume drake 2 flops to the ground due to its pummeling. Fume Drake 4 falls into the abyss.
As the last of the drakes cease to be a threat, the Myconids begin to emit non-noxious spores that fill the space with a musty, wet-dirt smell.
A branch falls from Yulya and the goblin staff reforms. She slowly returns to normal.
Fume drake 2 perishes from his injuries, Fume drake 1 is stable. The spores seem to have settled. Cat maintains her rage but it will subside after one more turn without a target for her aggression.
After a few moments of silence the Myconids stare at Cat and Yulya with a piercing gaze.
[Make your moves]
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« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 04:12:57 pm »In hindsight, something extremely weird happened. Course included a scenario where you're sunbathing at the beach when robbers attack you. You start lying on the ground on your back with your rifle beside you and gotta sit up and start shooting at the targets simulating the robbers. Instructor joked it's not the most realistic scenario because who has a semiauto rifle with him while going to the beach. Buuut... as always reality is the greatest satire of all. Going swimming with your AR might not the worst idea as we have seen. Will need a good cleaning from sand and salt though afterwards.
I swear I'm not making this up and it happened before any of us knew about the terror attack.
I swear I'm not making this up and it happened before any of us knew about the terror attack.
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« Last post by Alice on Yesterday at 03:27:08 pm »Just sandnigger things.
Guy who disarmed the terrorist with the white pants was a sandnigger too btw. At least they got balls while all the Australians just ran or watched with open mouth. Not sure what happened though. So the guy takes away the terrorist's shotgun and the terrorist just walks away. Would have shot him. Instead the hero got shot and injured by the second terrorist with the straight-pull .223 rifle. Shitty situation. At least police didn't attack the wrong guy who came to help like here in Mannheim which ended with a dead policeman.
I'm beat, shot about 600rds this weekend, match was ok but shooting course shows I still lack a lot of skills. I'm a pretty good precision shooter but in more complex scenario where BodyOS does everything accuracy still sucks and I'm slow on top of that. At least made no serous mistakes. Nobody died.
Guy who disarmed the terrorist with the white pants was a sandnigger too btw. At least they got balls while all the Australians just ran or watched with open mouth. Not sure what happened though. So the guy takes away the terrorist's shotgun and the terrorist just walks away. Would have shot him. Instead the hero got shot and injured by the second terrorist with the straight-pull .223 rifle. Shitty situation. At least police didn't attack the wrong guy who came to help like here in Mannheim which ended with a dead policeman.
whats your onions on glock gen6 series Alice?No idea yet. The thumb rest looks ugly but might be genuinely helpful. Gotta try it but probably won't buy one. And nice G45 COA. Congrats! 1500€ is insane though. It would cost around 1000 here.
I'm beat, shot about 600rds this weekend, match was ok but shooting course shows I still lack a lot of skills. I'm a pretty good precision shooter but in more complex scenario where BodyOS does everything accuracy still sucks and I'm slow on top of that. At least made no serous mistakes. Nobody died.