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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on June 17, 2026, 04:12:44 am »
Cat do you think we should move to the upper level? Suspended in this elevator we might be safe from attacks from the side and below but not from above. If someone tampers with the elevator we have a serious problem! There is one more issue! We have a tent for 4 persons but we are six people now, five if we subtract Alice. In any case, too many to sleep in the tent. If we encounter a snowstorm in an area where we cannot dig a snow cave this will be bad!
Cat thinks for a bit.
Nya depends when the sleeping beauties will wake up Nya but you're right Nya. Let's move the elevator to the middle floor and collect our loot there Nya!
"Count me out if you're worried, I never liked tents, too hot, and certainly not with young maidens!" He laughed.
"I'll be fine sleeping out in the open with all these layers."
That still leaves one of us keeping watch outside Nya. We'll manage Nya!

"Not that I wouldn't in return for your help, but I daresay I can barely walk let alone scout ahead, it'll take days for me to recover."
Nyaa we wouldn't send you ahead in this condition Nya! Telling us if we're on track is enough Nya!


Do you know anything about those strange reptilians we encountered Nya?
Cat describes the creature that disguised itself as drow and commanded the bugbears to the dwarf.
And wasn't there some weird undead Nya disguised as one of the Phandalin girls - at the forge Nya? What was that Nya?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on June 17, 2026, 02:22:54 am »
They were taken by goblins. And goblins attacked us...

"Don't take me for a champion of goblins, but for them to do that, either they were forced or paid."

They had a shaman, many wolves and even a juvenile green dragon!

He looked deep in thought but had no answer.

In the den was a spider mural meaning the goblins worked for the Black Spider aka Nezzer and the Cloaked Wolves.

"There's your answer, it's all tied together."

They had a working refinery to make high grade alcohol and acidic acid.

"Don't call me a fan of goblin ale, but yes they can make it."

No orcs...

"And they better not come back if they want to live."

But what IS the Forge of spells?

[LORE 1d20+1=12]

"Well I'm sure it was a forge, and the legend is Lightbringer and Dragonguard were both forged here. It's said Lightbringer could turn any undead just be wielding it, and Dragonguard could protect the wielder of any dragon's breath, but these are just legends. You can imagine someone would want to use a forge like that to make overpowered weapons of protection."

We may need to employ your services.

"Not that I wouldn't in return for your help, but I daresay I can barely walk let alone scout ahead, it'll take days for me to recover."

...too many to sleep in the tent.

"Count me out if you're worried, I never liked tents, too hot, and certainly not with young maidens!" He laughed.



"I'll be fine sleeping out in the open with all these layers."
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on June 16, 2026, 07:47:25 pm »
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on June 16, 2026, 07:43:26 pm »
6 weeks at 195ish, 195 today

Never felt better in my life, best shape of my life. Easily hard labor for 9 hours, no cramping.

I am digging out >20 cu.yards of dirt and rocks for "raised" garden. Gotta go almost 2ft under to get the depth given the barrier and other stuff, the retaining wall will be only 18 in tall. I want about 40in depth at the middle.

Then a pergola that has built in lights and sprinklers. Epic design.

Working out 1 day a week on top of the hard labor ~24 hours a week. Work 33 hours a week, home business 24 hours a week.

You got no excuse. That's right, I'm taking 7 hours off a week just so I can work more, bitch.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on June 16, 2026, 06:28:56 pm »
Elon does one thing well, cause unsustainable stock prices.

A shlub like me couldn't get any ipo, they gave them to brokerages. I got it 20% over ipo price but it's free and clear and I don't have to hold for 6 mo.

I got plenty, looking to make a mil in 10 years or so as our currency continues to be devalued.

Honestly I used play around money I had. I got some set aside for the crash if that ever happens.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on June 16, 2026, 06:09:49 pm »
Freedom isn't free. We should make all of them our slaves for a year as payment for saving them.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on June 16, 2026, 06:07:05 pm »
Nice, how much SpaceX did you buy? I tried but IPO shares were unobtainium here. The price rose sharply on the 1st day then plummeted. Should have bought then before it went up again. Ah well, its too volatile for my taste and a meme stock.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on June 16, 2026, 03:20:28 pm »
Yulya listens to the story but finds next to no useful information.

" The goblins don't bother me, they keep to themselves, they'll even trade occasionally, but the orcs are a real menace!"
Yulya shakes her head in dismay
Sir Kingir have I mentioned how Sir Gundren and Sildar disappeared? They were taken by goblins. And goblins attacked us on the Triboar trail. We cleared out a goblin den killing many. They had a shaman, many wolves and even a juvenile green dragon! It was - difficult! I agree it was odd as we freed Sildar from the goblin den and I would not rule out he staged the whole event. In the den was a spider mural meaning the goblins worked for the Black Spider aka Nezzer and the Cloaked Wolves. They had a working refinery to make high grade alcohol and acidic acid. Very odd. In any case, I would consider goblins a very serious threat. Curiously we encountered none in the mine. No goblin - no orc. Not that I am complaining!

"The Forge of Spells is a myth; it's been centuries since it was here, so now it makes sense because it's always been a rumor that the Forge of Spells is still in the mine and all you're going to find there is death, especially with that watcher protecting it." He thought for a moment, "I wonder if there's any good tools left over."
But what IS the Forge of spells? The Watcher, Mormesk and Nezzer spoke about it, yet nobody explained it to us!


He overhears Cat talking about barrels, "I hope you're not trying to take more than your immediate needs. The Rockseekers likely won't mind a few things missing, but if you're planning on selling mine assets, they'll figure it out. Just a friendly warning." He puts his hands up, "not that you're not owed more than they offered."
We are adventurers, not bandits! We will only take the loot from exactly those bandits we encountered!

"Aye I'll gratefully accept escort to Phandalin, I don't expect I'll get far without my pack and penniless. Maybe Hobby can loan me some supplies."
Yulya nods.
Worry not Sir Kingir! We will get you there safely! Your testimony will also be of great importance! I suggest you rest now, the way back to Phandalin will be long and hard in the icy weather! You said you are a scout am I correct? We may need to employ your services. Finding the way in this snow covered landscape will not be easy!

Yulya returns to investigating Nezzers rings.
Cat do you think we should move to the upper level? Suspended in this elevator we might be safe from attacks from the side and below but not from above. If someone tampers with the elevator we have a serious problem! There is one more issue! We have a tent for 4 persons but we are six people now, five if we subtract Alice. In any case, too many to sleep in the tent. If we encounter a snowstorm in an area where we cannot dig a snow cave this will be bad!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on June 16, 2026, 10:20:14 am »


...Harbin...

The dwarf listens, unable to eat much from his revival sickness. "Harbin? Yes, he's a bit expensive, so I never buy from him but he bought out our initial ore prospects a couple years ago. Hobby used to give us a good rate while the Triboar trail was open."

...Daren...

"Eldermath, that drow what sells apples? His cider is great, but he himself, I'd rather not say."

...orcs...

"Of course they'd think orcs, we had to chase the orcs out when we first returned, and we had to fortify the entrance to keep them back. The goblins don't bother me, they keep to themselves, they'll even trade occasionally, but the orcs are a real menace!"

...monsters...

He hears all the creatures you had to fight, "oh right, those bugbears, never even heard of them till that drow tried to squat our mine, fume drakes? He opened a portal to the underdark then, at that point all bets are off. Otherwise, the usual things except the spectator, you mean the watcher of course, a hideous thing; he scared us off and that's really the only issue. You say he's gone? Then we're golden! Mormesk? Never heard of a lich in the mine, we're not stupid enough to blow open seals though. Sounds like we're clear now though. I would bet the Rockseekers didn't know about Nezzner or his shenanigans and only thought you needed to negotiate with the watcher. As far as undead and ghouls, I blame Nezzner and him opening the underdark for all them. Those bandits got what was coming to them."

...octopus...

"I guarantee no one asked you to snoop around the dark waters; that was an obvious trap."

...Forge...

"The Forge of Spells is a myth; it's been centuries since it was here, so now it makes sense because it's always been a rumor that the Forge of Spells is still in the mine and all you're going to find there is death, especially with that watcher protecting it." He thought for a moment, "I wonder if there's any good tools left over."

...Alric...

"Alric... nay but I'm no adventurer, so I stay out of their business."

...body...

He hears about how his body was left. "All I can think of is for a bargaining chip to get the map."

...clothes...

He isn't too keen on wearing old bloody clothes stripped from dead bodies but says he'll look through the old mining outfits. "Better stiff leather than leather off a stiff!"

...travel...

"Aye I'll gratefully accept escort to Phandalin, I don't expect I'll get far without my pack and penniless. Maybe Hobby can loan me some supplies."

...suspend...

Kingir looks through some barrels of supplies and gets enough to stay warm. He also grabs some for the girls when they wake. He's is a little nervous about being suspended but doesn't argue.

You know a thing or two about geology, right? Have you encountered any gold or gem ore? We were told to bring back samples for that noble from Phandalin! I guess we're looking for some hydrothermal quartz vein for the gold. As for the gem - do the crystals here count as gems?

Alice's off-putting appearance seems to be changing slightly; she seems to know how to appear more human, and the dwarf takes her for a human child or half-ling, "nay the crystals in that cavern are mana-infused sphalerite; it's dastardly in that it's beautiful but worthless because of the mana infusion, you can barely mine it even with mithril and Harbin couldn't figure even how he'd get the iron out of it. As for the other veins, I couldn't get you there without a map."

He overhears Cat talking about barrels, "I hope you're not trying to take more than your immediate needs. The Rockseekers likely won't mind a few things missing, but if you're planning on selling mine assets, they'll figure it out. Just a friendly warning." He puts his hands up, "not that you're not owed more than they offered."

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on June 16, 2026, 09:25:13 am »
I did bc Elon ♡ 🚀

🤑

I also bought a bunch of precious metals below 1k and even then they were overpriced.

Crypto is the only thing I never did because I don't want to actually hold them in awallet personally. Because friends got scammed out of that. One friend had bitcoin in a wallet from 2015, the company that was the custodian of the wallet was sold, the buyers won't release the funds without first giving the keys, now they have the keys and empty the account. That's the story.
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