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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Kashtan on October 25, 2025, 02:26:19 pm »>funniest sombrero memes
where do you even find this?
where do you even find this?
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Kashtan on October 25, 2025, 02:18:21 pm »ive never heard of Ricardo Montalban but i looked up that he played Khan is star trek. dont think ive seen any of his other movies.
>sodium nitrate +microwaves
what could possibly go wrong? i guess not much as long as its dry.
Kashtan protip: mix with sugar before microwaving and experience spectacular results. now you try this at home kids!
>sodium nitrate +microwaves
what could possibly go wrong? i guess not much as long as its dry.
Kashtan protip: mix with sugar before microwaving and experience spectacular results. now you try this at home kids!
You watch too much porn.i try not to. i find most of it extremely boring. yet this is undoubtedly the source.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on October 25, 2025, 07:29:16 am »You watch too much porn.
I just dreampt that I was a part of a team of scientists directed by Ricardo Montalban, a genius, in a huge building where we were working on proving we live in a simulation then finding the cheat codes.
Under his direction I managed to find a way to use Sodium Nitrate to fully counter Microwaves. Literally couldn't even cook food in the presence of a particular formulation and it was so easy anyone could do it. Because it wasn't absorbing the microwaves, it neutralized them, violating the 1st law of thermodynamics, this was both proof and one of the codes.
No one else in the group managed to create this formulation but me.
I just dreampt that I was a part of a team of scientists directed by Ricardo Montalban, a genius, in a huge building where we were working on proving we live in a simulation then finding the cheat codes.
Under his direction I managed to find a way to use Sodium Nitrate to fully counter Microwaves. Literally couldn't even cook food in the presence of a particular formulation and it was so easy anyone could do it. Because it wasn't absorbing the microwaves, it neutralized them, violating the 1st law of thermodynamics, this was both proof and one of the codes.
No one else in the group managed to create this formulation but me.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on October 24, 2025, 07:51:25 pm »Get out of here with your not-crowded, not corrupt cities.
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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Last post by Kashtan on October 24, 2025, 02:49:59 pm »Happy Birthday Alice!
how old are you now? 11? have fun and come back alive wherever you are
how old are you now? 11? have fun and come back alive wherever you are
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Kashtan on October 24, 2025, 02:48:59 pm »i hate the dreams where you simply cant shag the girl for some bs reason the brain makes up.
just randomly remembered in the middle of the day that 2 nights ago i managed to fuck a pretty blond girl from behind 4real - but then she put her finger in her ass and i found that gross. cant it just once work out normally?
just randomly remembered in the middle of the day that 2 nights ago i managed to fuck a pretty blond girl from behind 4real - but then she put her finger in her ass and i found that gross. cant it just once work out normally?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on October 24, 2025, 02:42:41 pm »yes she chose Distance and the combination!
fugg - all of the 3 guys are still standing! 4 force dmg from Alices dynamite was pathetic. and they took out Nixie. will Yulya have to go all out? or will Mrs. Bigglesworth kill them all? find out after the break!
Yulya will take the Distant and Mixing metamagic options.
fugg - all of the 3 guys are still standing! 4 force dmg from Alices dynamite was pathetic. and they took out Nixie. will Yulya have to go all out? or will Mrs. Bigglesworth kill them all? find out after the break!
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Kashtan on October 24, 2025, 02:35:14 pm »sounds like a stereotypical gym nightmare story from /fit/. guess you can call yoruself lucky you werent shot. remember the story posted on /tulpa/ where some dude in the us shot up the gym bc someone was taking too long on a machine?
things are chill in my gym. lots of ex police/mil. the deadlier the guys, the gentler they are. and few ppl. i barely ever have to wait.
things are chill in my gym. lots of ex police/mil. the deadlier the guys, the gentler they are. and few ppl. i barely ever have to wait.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on October 24, 2025, 03:58:38 am »At the gym 1:15 am, busy, like 100ppl there, could probably have 300 at peek. My machine is in use.
I get on the machine, been looking an hour, fucking group of 4 wants to work in.
Nah.
Dude shoots me a look, wanted to slap the bitch. Fuck off 4 working in is an insult mutherfucker.
Then I'm doing weight plus 10% on pulldown and I suddenly have to poop, like really bad.
Fucking stall is open, amazing, no toilet paper.
I go get paper towels, back, poop, now there's a line of 5, asshole in the second stall Fucking watching a full length movie en Español.
Get through it, go to swim, good, then shower, nope, the water was out. Dude. I'm glad I got out alive.
I get on the machine, been looking an hour, fucking group of 4 wants to work in.
Nah.
Dude shoots me a look, wanted to slap the bitch. Fuck off 4 working in is an insult mutherfucker.
Then I'm doing weight plus 10% on pulldown and I suddenly have to poop, like really bad.
Fucking stall is open, amazing, no toilet paper.
I go get paper towels, back, poop, now there's a line of 5, asshole in the second stall Fucking watching a full length movie en Español.
Get through it, go to swim, good, then shower, nope, the water was out. Dude. I'm glad I got out alive.