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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on March 10, 2026, 03:48:12 am »
After a good start, Yulya witnesses everyone missing and Cat getting beaten to a pulp.

She panics and twins Word of Radiance with Toll the Dead boosted with all 6mp of her focus. She casts it on the bugbears amplified with her goblin staff.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on March 10, 2026, 03:30:46 am »
>when Tamamo messages you the forum is online so you have to leave everything at work and post on Tulpa Network
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 08, 2026, 04:51:26 pm »
[Ashley] If they down Cat, you're next, and Yulya and I are going to be pretty worthless. Think harder.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on March 08, 2026, 04:47:42 pm »
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 08, 2026, 04:47:25 pm »
The first two lines were somehow cut off
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 08, 2026, 02:57:00 pm »
We will manage somehow. But it sucks that it's so unpredictable. No response from woflo so far.
Also I don't want to be German but I am - and there is some plot hole here. Your post starts with Nixie's attack calling her She. I thought this was about Cat and wondered why she attacked with claws. Nixie wasn't even summoned. Not that it matters. Just wanna say there appear to be a few lines missing at the beginning.

So anyway - what's the plan after running assuming Yulya can't take out everyone? I say we stay and fight. We gain nothing from disengaging. They'll just catch up with us again. I doubt they can kill Cat.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 07, 2026, 05:39:32 pm »
The formatting is a nightmare, the word limit is a nightmare, the fact that I can't edit it afterwards is a nightmare, the ecaptcha limit is a nightmare.

I do like nightmares, but I'd rather be the nightmare than have the nightmare.

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on March 07, 2026, 03:59:58 pm »
High-level nonsense.
I was at the shore of a fast flowing river, there were rocks in the water. More precisely, I was in a tree overhanging the water and jumping down from there into the water like a kingfisher. Didn't catch any fish though. Suddenly I saw a red oil tanker pass by at high speed. I thought that was odd because the river as far too small for a tanker. The ship was also really close to the shore and absurdly long for its moderate width and height of a few meters. I also wasn't rigid and made undulating moves between the rocks in the shallow water. More like a snake than a ship.

It finally beached in some distance, and a few men exited. They were black niggers dressed in sailor uniforms, white pants, blue and white striped T-shirts and white berets. No idea how I knew but they were pirates. Or rather reverse pirates, because instead of pillaging, they brought unwanted but high quality goods. There were a bunch of shabby makeshift food stalls on the shore and the pirates entered those. One had a bottle of champagne wrapped in a black cloth and just left it at the counter of the stall before moving on to bring more things from the ship.



Behind me was a more fancy restaurant. The owner was also a nigger, everyone but me was a nigger here. I apparently knew him and discussed with him how to deal with he reverse pirates. Who knew what luxury goods they would leave at the restaurant? I looked at myself and realized I was in host's body, wearing his blue swimming trunks. That was enough to wake up.







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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 07, 2026, 03:15:40 pm »
So much for 'it always works for me', eh?
I'd move back to /tulpa/ but the Bearish Diva would rather ragequit than go there because 'muh chans'.


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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 07, 2026, 11:33:19 am »
[Round 2]

Ashley resummons Nixie and she's off again pouncing on Bugbear4.

[HIT CLAW vs AC18 1d20+5=13]

She misses.

Alice jumps bugbear 1 and attempts to grapple him. As always followed by a shove prone move, or a second grapple attempt in case the first one fails.

[Grapple vs DC17 1d20+5+1d4+EB1d4=13,14]

The bugbear is ready for her and blocks all attempts from her to grapple him.

Cat starts the round by obviously giving Temporary hit points to Alice. [2d6=8 THP]

Cat displaces Nixie and positions herself to attempt to sweep the bugbears.

[HIT SWORD SWEEP vs AC18 1d20+5+2+1+1d4+EB1d4=4,23,16], [DMG 2d6+5+1+2=16]

Hitting only Bugbear4, she does 16 magical slashing damage. He shrugs it off.

Seeing little threat in a cat or a small humanoid, They surround Cat and dual attack her with their maces and daggers.

[HIT(3) vs AC16 1d20+9,+7 ((24,24)(10,12))((14,18),(27,CR))((18-2,26-2)(15-2,27-2))][DMG 2d4+8+1d4+8 (12,9)(13,12)(15,11)=72/2 Resistant = 36][Cat is down to 10HP and won't survive another round of that.]

Cat is absolutely pummeled, every hit landing, one critically on her left leg. [Cat has exhausted 1 which means her attack proficiency bonus is negated (-2) and she has lost 5ft movement. Cat is also wounded and her movement has decreased an additional 5ft.]



"They're too tough, we're going to have to think about disengaging and falling back, Yulya, get your super dangerous and irresponsible megaweapon ready! Don't hold back!"

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