Weird vaguely D&D related dream.
I was a scientist visiting a bioweapon research complex in a remote forest area. They didn't make Alices - but Dragon Wasps. Who both turned people into zombies and ate them. The dream was more like a video game, Half Life vibes. As often I knew this wasn't real, more like playing a game or watching a movie. So I wasn't afraid. But worried as I would have been when playing a video game. Serious business.



So we were in an office building, no security whatsoever. A scientist released a black dragon wasp in the room. It flew towards a zombified corpse on the floor, a woman with long gray hair that looked like a mummy - and somehow the wasp sucked it in. The whole body vanished in the palm-sized wasp. Ugly crunching sounds, quite disgusting.

The scientist grabbed the wasp, put it in a brown paper bag which he tossed on a desk and secured it by placing a small book on the opening. I questioned the safety measures. Then we were outside. Apparently this was Switzerland. The forest around the compound looked rather tropical but we were on a mid-altitude forested mountain and looked down on an inhabited valley. I said something about the Swiss being inbred hillbillies who have no idea what's going on up here.

While we talked, a black dragon wasp buzzed by and disappeared into the forest. Uh-oh!
That's usually the start of some horror plot. Not keen on ending up on a zombie apocalypse, I urged the scientist to get in a car and we drove off at full speed. Somebody else should deal with this shit - but not me!

>drinking 95% ethanol

[LORE 1d20=CR] Cat is very familiar with these creatures as they're native to this area and commonly found in caves. She knows that this one is especially large and especially hard to kill. She knows not to use slashing weapons on it and to avoid physical contact as it is highly corrosive, luckily it is slow and unintelligent but still something that needs to be eliminated if resting in this area is desired.

Cat calls everyone to keep a safe distance.
Do not get close to it Nya! It will corrode any weapons Nya and splash you with acid and poison Nya! Don't use poison arrows Alice Nya its a waste Nya!

Alice can barely be stopped from running up and jumping at the creature in delight like a child hopping around on a water bed
Heee, this guy looks funny and jiggly! Nice color too!
Caat, can't you tame that ooze? It doesn't have ears but I still like it!

Nyaa are you stupid Nya? It would kill us all even if it wasn't hostile Nya! It's poisionous and corrodes everything it gets close to Nya! But it's slow Nya so we can easily outrun it Nya!

Can arrows even damage it Cat? Does it have a core?

Nyaa I don't think it has a core but arrows should work Nya just don't try to slash it Nya! It's tough Nya so this may take a while Nya!

Cat moves 10ft SE to get a clear shot, shoots an arrow at the ooze.

Naa

I fugging love this sheit