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« Last post by der Bär on August 22, 2026, 07:26:11 pm »Now we can finally find out Darth Sildar was indeed the sith lord!
Yulya feels relieved the situation somehow diffused and follows Elmina into her house. Shes surprised by the splendor of Elminas mansion.Elmina gives Yulya a sour look but remains silent.
Pardon me for intruding! What a wonderful home! Are you not worried about thieves and bandits?
Inside the mine I was subjected to magic that temporarily increased the size of my body - ,but unfortunately my clothes did not grow with me. My precious clerics vestments are ruined to my undergarments and I cannot show up at Master Edermaths party like this. Would you happen to have a full set of fine clothes for me? Including undergarments and shoes. There is also a more difficult issue - we also need an appropriate outfit for Cat - our Barbarian. She really is not fond of fancy clothes but it should at least be something more appropriate. I was hoping to have a little more time to prepare but Master Edermaths invitation came unexpected!Elmina has to keep herself from laughing, but feels glad these are Yulya's most pressing troubles.

Have you ever seen bandits inside the village? Do you think someone here could be working for them? I agree they were likely after the mine, but maybe not after the ore. Yulya said it - we're here to help you, but everyone in this town is making it a bit hard! I still feel we were sent to this mine to get rid of us!Hobby winces as if in pain and tries to wriggle himself out of the question as Elmina enters the store with Yulya in tow, overhearing the conversation.

I've read the posts about Elmina and Hobby.I do hope you continue reading here!
Have fun!
Alice smiles proudly as if acquiring the soap was her achievement.Cat pretends to think hard but doesn't
I'm glad we have at least something to sell to you! I actually don't remember where, but we kind of found this! I guess the bandits must have lost it as part of their loot. Do you remember where we got this from, Cat?
"This is bandit equipment, am I correct? We are not an armory and we cannot afford such trouble. Please take all weapons and armor to Linene Greywind at Lionshield Coster!Cat is a bit disappointed but nyaas knowingly, remembering Linene.
While walking he speaks with a hushed voiceOh the dragon Nya you know we saw it Nya on the high road Nya but it was dark Nya so not a lot of it Nya it ate an oxen Nya! Reeeally huge and frighting Nya! But we were newbies back then Nya we're much stronger now Nyahaha!
"Is this really true, my friends? An Ancient Dragon? I've heard stories from Edermath but thought this was just his humor. You really want to tackle such a beast?

"You are lucky, thanks to Miss Summer we just got at least a small variety of spices from Triboar. Not that I could offer anything fancy even if I wanted."Nyaa this is more than sufficient Nya I'll take the medium set Nya! That should be enough for a while Nya!
He laughs bitterly and presents a small spice set for 5 sp (enough for 10 meals) and a medium spice set for 10 sp (20 meals)
Hobby rummages around in the back of the store and returns with a set of carpenter's tools.Cat gratefully accepts the kit
"I normally sell those for 100 sp here and they're in high demand due to the construction and mining going on, but after all you've done and experienced, you can have them for the usual price of 80 sp. Just don't tell Elmina! My apologies, but I don't have smith's tools. You should try your luck at Linene's as well!"

Elmina's eyes suddenly pop open in anticipation, but inspecting the loot, her mood drops.Alice tilts her head.
"This is bandit equipment, am I correct? We are not an armory and we cannot afford such trouble. Please take all weapons and armor to Linene Greywind at Lionshield Coster! She has previously been robbed by, as I assume, the very same bandits. I am sure she will appreciate your goods."
Elmina inspects the clothes, but backs off in disgust realizing they were looted from corpses.
"You might want to clean those and sell them to Linene as well.
Elmina spots the olive soap box and picks it up like a treasure chest, sniffing the scent of pure luxuryAlice smiles proudly as if acquiring the soap was her achievement.
Ohh where did you find this treasure? I will certainly buy this! It's been ages since we had decent cosmetics in this outback here! I will pay you the double price!
Hobby nestles with his beard and leads Alice and Cat into the store which is a separate building from Elmina's houseYes please, the cold out here is killing me!
"I'll see what I can do! Come with me!"
While walking he speaks with a hushed voiceAlice rolls her eyes.
"Is this really true, my friends? An Ancient Dragon? I've heard stories from Edermath but thought this was just his humor. You really want to tackle such a beast?
And my condolences for losing your team-mate. She was one hell of a negotiator. She surely would have become a great trader!"Yeah a shame. She took the easy way out. I still can't believe she's gone for good.
"About the bandits - yes, we have heard about such groups but it's all gossip and hearsay. I feel bad for not informing you better, but there's not a lot I know. The attacks have been frequent but I did not know it was one organization! With a drow leader? I can only think they are after the mine. Why else target a simple village like Phandalin?"Alice shrugs.
He appears uncomfortable with discussing Gundren's brothers and Sildar.Alice sighs.
"I-I don't want to blame anyone but you know dwarves! I cannot imagine they had any malicious plans. I've known them for an eternity! Without their ambitions to re-open the mine, this town would have no future! But uhh, Gundren and his brothers are a bit - carefree. Even for dwarves. Let's call it that. Got them into a lot of trouble since they were young. Always ended up in peril. Zero preparations and at best some makeshift plan made up along the way. I hope they're alright! As for Sildar, never had a lot to do with him. He occasionally worked for Gundren and the other dwarves. Can't say I'm fond of him but he's never done anything bad either. But I'm just a little shopkeeper..."



Nya if you have it Nya I'd like:Hobby nestles with his beard and leads Alice and Cat into the store which is a separate building from Elmina's house
Smith's Tools
Carpenter's Tools
Spices for cooking, nothing fancy Nya!

M-miss Summer of Leilon is her full name!Elmina tries to process Yulya's sermon, evaluating whether she's being taken for a fool.
Yulya adds - with a perplexed expression as she had assumed Elmina and Summer were acquainted as fellow nobles.
As for the cold - preparations are on the way with Miss Summer - but as the source of this weather appears to be an Ancient Dragon...
... I hope you understand this issue is not resolved while passing by. To say the least!
Milady Barthen!
We are doing our best to aid the town of Phandalin. Did we not bring you a cart full of supplies from Neverwinter even though that was not even our quest? Yet we are lacking something crucial - and that is not even proper payment for the quests bestowed upon us - it is information. May I remind you that we were lured here under false pretenses to begin with? Sir Gundren hired us for a simple escort mission for his cart - mentioning nothing of the valuable map of the mine he was carrying. Or a well-organized bandit army involving nobles, goblins, bugbears and a high-ranking drow sorcerer. Or an ancient dragon freezing over the land. And were sent to his mine - I am certain - in order to perish there. The bandits awaited us in a fortification. It was a trap. Only by the intervention of the Gods did we manage to achieve victory - at the cost of the life of our team-member Ashley. May she rest in peace!
Yulya makes a dramatic pause and looks at the ground
Again nobody told us anything. Not of the monsters in the mine, not of the Forge of Spells or the Spectator guarding it. Very odd things are going on here that go way beyond a few marauders robbing traders. We still do not know what the bandits were doing in the mine. Or what the plan of their leader - the drow Nezzer was. But he had kidnapped 2 young girls from Phandalin for some kind of magic ritual.
Milady Barthen! You are a keen tradeswoman as well as nobility! You are well-informed I am certain. We cannot help you if you do not help us. Someone is playing a dirty game with us here. So please- what do you know about the bandit organization called the 'Cloaked Wolves' and their leader Nezzer the Black spider? And what is your impression of Sir Gundrens brothers and their friend Sir Sildar Hallwinter? Or any other odd behavior of residents of Phandalin. Any small detail could matter. I am not accusing anyone but I strongly suspect the bandits have someone aiding them here. Someone who is working against us - and thereby ultimately against you!

In any case first and foremost we are here to trade our loot from the mine as Cat has said. Of course we offer it to you first.
Yulya points at the loot Cat has laid out - then nervously nestles with her hands
Here's our loot we'd like to sell Nya but if you don't want it, I'm sure Harbin will Nya!Elmina's eyes suddenly pop open in anticipation, but inspecting the loot, her mood drops.
A-apart from that there is something else we need and I want to discuss this with Lady Elmina in private!Elmina uncomfortably looks up to Yulya again as if she had proposed something indecent, then sighs and waves at her.
Yulya of course refers to the clothes including underwear she needs for herself and Cat.