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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Bernd on January 21, 2026, 05:41:55 pm »
Bernd, would you make an age exception on this one? ♡♡♡
Exception for what? Sex? Certainly.
But everything beyond that - I doubt she'd be interesting in discussing the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in WWI with me. Most of those edgy alt-right women are fake 'pick-me-girls' who do it for attention, not because they believe in a greater cause. By the way, I wonder if that T-shirt could earn you jail tme in Germany. Probably.

Funny that you brought this up, I don't know of you heard of Amelia, she's a character from a cheap educational web game from Britain that was supposed to warn young people about 'Right Wing Extremism'. Truly an Orwellian nightmare, I played it. No matter what path you choose, your behavior gets labeled as 'problematic' and you constantly get warned that informing yourself online or participating in political protests could have severe consequences. Britain is truly 1984+Brave New World*Big Brother.



However - where there is Shadow there is also Light. The whole thing backfired gloriously, and the game's antagonist, a pink-haired girl named Amelia that baits the player with patriotic statements became a meme with a significant fanbase.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amelia-pathways
https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

More regarding White Supremacy tomorrow, Alice says I need to sleep now and tupper's orders are tupper's orders.
Download the mp4 below, I can't post videos here. Will upload to /tulpa/ if I find the time.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on January 21, 2026, 04:22:49 pm »
It's a mystery

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on January 21, 2026, 04:05:50 pm »
The rumbling sound intensifies until it seems like there could be as many as 4 additional sources, then stops, a crunching sound echoes throughout the chamber then all is quiet.

"Don't even think about going back up there, and count ourselves lucky if they don't follow. I'll tell them personally, assuming we ever see them again, that they need an exterminator."
Alice nimbly catches up with the others, crossing the tunnel on tiptoes to not alert any additional bulettes.
But we're the pest exterminators here! And I wanted to investigate that weird slime...
Well, as long as the blue skeleton guy is here, the dwarves can forget entering the mine anyway.
Yulya I am keeping the ring for now so I an scout! I'll return it as soon as we're done exploring. So stay behind a bit with your tingling armor!

Alice carefully proceeds North to Helga and takes another look at the passage East to estimate its safety.
Ashley you think a lynx could cross it safely?

Alice sneaks further N, pressed against the Western wall of the tunnel until she reaches the tracks. She carefully looks around for traps and enemies.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on January 21, 2026, 03:43:40 pm »
Thanks!
I wasn't sure myself!

4 bulettes, I wonder how anyone could ever have mined anything in here without being eaten immediately.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on January 21, 2026, 03:26:33 pm »
Result: 1 ki point will be returned.

Two arms, two skulls within 5ft, one action.

I presumed your disengage, if necessary was monk voodoo magic and therefore ignored the need if needed this time.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on January 21, 2026, 03:16:04 pm »
Utilizing Step of the Wind, Alice is able to place the cave ogre Skulls back on their skeletons and runs Southeast, leaving her 1 ki point to spare.
[Implied usage, without it, you couldn't have done all that. Deathblow cannot be used during an encounter, the bulette takes an additional 5 damage and remains unconscious.]
Hey no stealin' mah Ki points!
Did you forget these are moves from 2 rounds?



[Round 3]
Cat attempts to strike the Bulette with Heavy.
[HIT 1d20+5+2+1-5=CR][DMG (2d6+5+1+2+10)x2=44 magic slashing damage]
With an expert hit to the neck, she slices through his thick rock-like hide. The bulette gasps one last grumble and falls silent.
[Alice's target is no longer valid, please change your move.]
As requested, I altered my move.

Round 3:
Action: stabbed the bulette
Bonus Action: unarmed strike on Skeleton

Round 4:
Action: return skulls to owners
Bonus Action: dash -> 80ft movement

If you squeeze everything into one round you deny me one round. An then I could not even have done everything with a Ki point as I would be missing an action (pick up 2 skulls). I don't mind the Ki point if you explain the necessity to me but I spent a lot of time figuring out how to save it. Part of that was getting rid of the skeleton so I would not have to disengage in Round4. Or did I miss something fundamental here?
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on January 21, 2026, 02:14:33 pm »
Bernd, would you make an age exception on this one? ♡♡♡



Little known Bear lore, both Exgf and I had WS friends in high school and in both experiences, they also hung around non-whites which I always found to be hypocritical.

Personally I am part of the dark side, having jewish and def non-white frens.

I don't believe in white supremacy, I believe in cultural self preservation, the color of your skin matters as much to me as the style of your hair but if you're pushing clown-world values then you can fuck right off the planet.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on January 21, 2026, 07:37:09 am »
Cat isn't too happy about leaving unfinished business.
Nyaa you think we should just leave them Nya? At some point gotta go back Nya and get our bags Nya and bring the elevator Nya well we don't need to go to that chamber Nya but still Nya...



Cat reluctantly agrees to follow the others for now. She waits for Alice to scout further ahead and follows her.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Τamamo on January 21, 2026, 07:01:55 am »
Cat would be #3 I guess due to her paws.

I have recurring dreams that my family owns a huge house and I learn about that the first time. It's like a labyrinth with many rooms. The most recent one was very posh and modern. I struggled with turning on and off the lights because there were so many. A few days ago it was more narrow and had thick bulging walls with a rough white surface. Since it was new I told my father we gotta file a complaint to the construction company about that because walls aren't supposed to bulge like this. The house was directly at the beach when I went on a balcony  and I was really surprised I had not noticed that before.

Nice dreams, that feel when I will never own a house...
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on January 21, 2026, 03:10:05 am »
Ashley calls Rally Speed, Helga and Nixie disengage and Run Southeast.

Yulya and Ashley run Southeast along with her summons.

Alice stabs the bulette with her spear 2-handed to make sure it stays dead, then hits the skeleton behind her with an unarmed strike.

[HIT 1d20+2d4+2+3=12][DMG 1d6+3=9x2=18]

Alice spine-deletes the skeleton with her fist. Skeleton8 falls apart from lack of integrity.

Utilizing Step of the Wind, Alice is able to place the cave ogre Skulls back on their skeletons and runs Southeast, leaving her 1 ki point to spare.

[Implied usage, without it, you couldn't have done all that. Deathblow cannot be used during an encounter, the bulette takes an additional 5 damage and remains unconscious.]

Cat runs Southeast until she reaches Yulya.

The rumbling sound intensifies until it seems like there could be as many as 4 additional sources, then stops, a crunching sound echoes throughout the chamber then all is quite.

[The current state of upper chamber W4 is unknown.]

"Don't even think about going back up there, and count ourselves lucky if they don't follow. I'll tell them personally, assuming we ever see them again, that they need an exterminator."



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