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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Wofl on May 16, 2025, 01:10:07 PM »
[At the rest stop]

Greetings Miss Hanna! I hope you are well out here all by yourself. Would you like to join us for lunch?

Hello Hanna Nya how are you doing Nya? Do you like our cart and mules Nyaa?



"Hello and Yes Ms Yulya, I'd love to! I'm doing great, thank you! And Oh yes Ms Cat, well, I love all animals and I think your cart is so cute, it makes me want to be a trader now with my own little mule and tiny cart. I could travel and see the world and make coin anywhere, but where I am now is probably where I'll be for a very long time. I see my friends regularly and they'd miss me terribly."

If you are in need of anything, as you see we can now transport a great amount of goods. It is so much more convenient than having to carry everything ourselves. Has anything unusual occurred lately? Like a carriage rushing by in Southern direction?

"Oh thank you, but I have every opportunity to get everything I need from the regular traders." She thinks a few moments, "And yes, I did hear someone tearing down the road not too long ago, I thought it might have been a couple roadmasters as the horses sounded like they were galloping but then the sound of carriage wheels wouldn't make sense, I'm sorry though I didn't go out to look. I did see a fancy looking Ambulance pass, you don't see that often."

"It was kinda cool right? I want mine to have that sleak feel but maybe a little shorter."

"Oh, I hope you find one you like," Hanna said kindly. "So are any of you interested in having a little fun?"

Before anyone can say anything Ashley steps in, "if you mean fun as part of your profession then please no."

She smiles and winks at Ashley, "it's an open invitaiton if you're ever lonely out here on the road, we don't have to do anything crazy but sometimes just brushing each other's hair and soothing conversation can be very relaxing and open up ideas that you may not have thought of. I'm also an excellent masseuse and I am very good at helping set your mind straight. Many of my friends come just to talk and unwind after a long day on the road. I also have other treats you might like? I have a fine selection of pipe weed, longbottom leaf, herb, dokha, among others and I can also make soothing teas that will help you relax. Trust me, if you're feeling nervous or you're just on the fense, a few sips of certain teas can really loosen you up. Fun is a guarentee!" She thought a moment, "In fact, I was so happy you loaned your pet to me the other night, Ashley, I'd be willing to play a little with you gratis."



"Hard pass, no offense."

[At the Triboar head]

You did great Sandra Nya! Let's see if Sophia's also up for the job today Nya!

[Mood +1]SANDRA MOOD[5]

Cat investigates and sniffs the tracks Nyaa do you think this was Summer's carriage Nya? She must have been ahead of us Nya unless she flew or something Nya...

Yulya casts GUIDANCE on Cat to aid her investigation

[Perception (nose enhancement with GUIDANCE) 1d20+3+2+1d4=8]

Based on the tracks you can tell it was a carriage, lightly loaded and traveling at a speed pulled by two horses, consistant with the horses at a gallop. You follow the tracks down and the cart fishtailed right after the turn. Cat couldn't determine anything else.

[Such things can only be percieved once to gather clues or find hidden clues; however, someone could then 'investigate' to deduce based on clues. Unfortunately there weren't enough clues discovered here to pass the check even with a critical roll. Some things sometimes will remain a mystery, it's all part of the game.]

use 1 batch and coat 10 arrows!

The poison hardens as it cools, and can be applied after re-warming and is applied on to freshly honed blades or tips. Honing requires 1 hour for 2 blades or 5 arrow tips.

After Cat warms the vial, Alice applies a vial of poison on 10 of her arrows already honed arrows.

Alice now has in her quiver:
-[5/5] HONED ARROWS +1 [80/320] [BREAK IF HIT ROLL <=5]
-[10/10] POISONED ARROWS +1d2 [80/320] [BREAK IF HIT ROLL <=5]
-[5/5] BLUNT ARROWS [40/160] (FLY HALF AS FAR MAX) [BREAK IF HIT ROLL <=5]

Cat has in her quiver:
-[15/15] HONED ARROWS +1 [160/600] [BREAK IF HIT ROLL <=5]
-[5/5] BLUNT ARROWS [80/300] (FLY HALF AS FAR MAX) [BREAK IF HIT ROLL <=5]

The formulation of this particular poison will add an additional 1d2 poison damage and has a 50% chance to apply the poisoned condition up to Poison 1. Poison 1 would cause an additional 1 poison damage next turn. The Poisoned condition works as follows: Poison x applies x damage next turn, x-1 the following turn and so on until x reaches 0. So Poisoned 3 would cause 3, 2, and 1 damage on subsequent turns. Poison applied in this way does not have a save as it is forcibly applied on hit.

Honed arrows apply a non-magical +1 to damage and hit, a poisoned arrow would apply +x poison damage and retain the +1 to hit advantage. The poison damage can have advantages over the straight +1 for enemies weak to poison. To be clear, the lowest tier poison simply replaces the +1 piercing damage with poison damage, your formulation will replace the straight +1 damage with a potential to have as much as +2 with Poisoned 1 condition. For context, the Golbins have the lowest tier equivelent poison applied to non-honed arrows so their arrows have a 50% chance to apply +1 poison damage only. Though you could apply poison to non-honed arrows, you would also suffer that dramatic loss of effectiveness.


How do you like it out here? So far things went well, I hope you can cope with the cold in the East, I certainly can't...

Alice's attention to the mules does not go unnoticed. Though Sophia doesn't seem to be interested, Sandra was particularly interested in Alice's words and is momentarily fascinated, she quite enjoyed Alice's visit.

[Mood +2] SANDRA

[In general they will react favorably to interaction, but not always, and sometimes they may be offended by something you say or do. Sometimes soothing words and interactions are reassuring while frantic, harsh, loud or meniacle words will surely cause them stress.]


Really? For me? Yayy, you're my best friend now! Alice hugs Ashley and clings to her, unwilling to let go, except for maybe another candy.

Ashley pushes out of Alice's grip.



"This is the opposite of how you get candy in the future!"



Yulya casts GUIDANCE on herself and searches the rest area for potential threats. Then she looks for water for the mules.

[Perception 1d20+5+1d4=20]

The road and the area is desolate, only birds, a squirrel, and the light rustling of trees in the late evening breeze.

The nearly full moon brightens the landscape as night falls. You all go to sleep as Ashley watches the area, then she also turns in leaving Olga and Helga to watch. Shortly after the switch

[Friday, Spring 21, 22:31, Partly Cloudy, 11C]

[MANY ROLLS]


You're all disturbed by the hissing of Olga and Helga, Ashley peeks her head out of the tent and the sound of wolves howl in the distance. Ashley throws more wood on the fire, "Good work girls, but look, even the mules don't care. So chill a bit, it's just wolves in the distant forest." The other girls stand motionless, their eyes clamped shut.

[Saturday, Spring 22, 02:20, Partly Cloudy, 10C]

Alice is up and watching when she sees a couple guards on horseback escorting four refugees in chains heading North.

[You may say or do something or let them pass.]

The rest of the night passes without any interruptions.

[Saturday, Spring 22, 06:00, Partly Cloudy, 10C]
[Mood +3]SANDRA REST[0/8] HP[25/25] AC10 MOOD[7] STAMINA[10]
[Mood +0]SOPHIA REST[0/8] HP[19/19] AC10 MOOD[5] STAMINA[10]


It's a nice morning, the clouds in the east over the forest filter the sunlight but doesn't stop a few rays from reaching the vast sea to the West.

[It's a new day, Interactions are required.]
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Wofl on May 16, 2025, 05:11:14 AM »
2.5 weeks off

I was down for shoulders, overhead and chest about 5-10%

But triceps were good, I am so close to 100 per side.

Bench needs a lot of work, I tried to think, what's missing, chest is nearly 200, 2 triceps nearly 200, but bench is low. The only thing I can imagine is shoulders.

I was 225 on bench once upon a time, but that was bar, the highest I ever did with bench freeweights was 160, still have some work to get there, I'm wondering if bench with freeweights is even safe with 100 in each hand. So we'll see how that goes, I need a way that trains shoulders better so bench is easier. I don't want to be doing barely 6 with huge weight that could go south fast.

Felt good to be back, I've been "resting" for three weeks so I got tired after an hour and a half instead of 2 and a half.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Wofl on May 15, 2025, 09:44:07 PM »
Going back tomorrow morning with the following priorities twice a week till they're good:

Shoulders
Bench with freeweights
Triceps
Pull down/up until I can do 30 in a row at my weight. I can do pullups but only like 20 which tends to happen when I am heavy or skip it for a while. Doing 30 straight is hard to get.
Overhead press
Surprisingly chest is already my weight on the machine so can't figure that out other than bench also requires triceps it's sus.

The rest of the exercises will be every other time as usual
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Wofl on May 15, 2025, 09:38:44 PM »
You're all good, waiting on us. Bear finally gets to workout again so we have to wait for this until tomorrow.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Joy the DM]
« Last post by Wofl on May 15, 2025, 07:07:21 PM »
5e AID extends 5HP to maximum HP for 8 hours upon casting, using 2MP.

I changed it so it automatically extends temporary HP for 24 hours, once per day for free and cannot be cast separately.

If you take damage, temporary HP is taken first and does not return when you heal. It will only return at dawn and does not stack if there is some left.

Since temporary HP always is removed first, you will never have a scenario that it runs out.

In the vanilla spell if it expired and you had 5 or less HP,  you would fall unconscious but stable. If you were already downed and within 5HP of the negative of your maximum HP then yes, you would die. It's moot because I changed the spell.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on May 15, 2025, 05:32:45 PM »
lol at least theyre not dogs comint at you from below

-AID AURA YULYA'S ESSENCE EXTENDS TO HER PARTY MEMBERS AND WILL BESTOW TEMPORARY HP REFRESHING EVERY DAY AT DAWN
the question was if Yulya can postpone that. theres no need to cast aid when everyones sleeping eatin or packing up. so instead of dawn it should be cast whenever the party is ready to depart for the day which might be considerably later - thereby lasting longer in the evening.

btw what happens when aid runs out and someone has less then 5hp? do they drop dead?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on May 15, 2025, 05:27:19 PM »
As you're looking forward to having lunch, waiting for the next little rest spot to pull over, a carriage approaches, it's a man and woman, humans, being pulled by a pair of draft horses in an ambulance.
Yulya greets the couple as they pass. Seeing other travelers is a good sign there is no trouble ahead.

Alice recognizes Hanna waving at her with slight unease as she turns to Yulya
I still don't get how she survives out there completely on her own. Does she have some Summer-tier powers? What an odd guard for a rest stop...
Yulya is the last person to fill Alice in on Hannas profession and equally oblivious
Yes indeed. She appears neither armed no armored. She must be a mage...

Hanna pokes her head out of her tent and waves. Ashley waves back and she walks over to check out your new cart and mules. "Oh look at you, these girls are beautiful." She pats both of them on the necks and smiles at you all. "It's been a while, it's nice to see you all again."
Greetings Miss Hanna!
I hope you are well out here all by yourself. Would you like to join us for lunch?
If you are in need of anything, as you see we can now transport a great amount of goods. It is so much more convenient than having to carry everything ourselves.
Has anything unusual occurred lately? Like a carriage rushing by in Southern direction?



Cat investigates and sniffs the tracks
Nyaa do you think this was Summer's carriage Nya? She must have been ahead of us Nya unless she flew or something Nya...
Yulya casts GUIDANCE on Cat to aid her investigation
Certainly that  appears logical. I also hope she safely makes it to Phandalin past goblins and bandits.

Nya. I will prepare dinner Nya! Can you look for water for our girls Nya? I don't care about shifts Nya you work that out Nya!
Yulya casts GUIDANCE on herself and searches the rest area for potential threats. Then she looks for water for the mules.

Let's use the reverse of yesterday's shifts when you were last! We have 3 batches of poison now so we don't need to make another but I'd like to use 1 batch and coat 10 arrows!
Yulya nods
So it shall be. First Ashley, then the lynxes followed by me, Cat and finally Alice! But as Ashley said, don not stay up too long for the arrows. I feel tomorrow will be a lot tougher than the previous days...
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on May 15, 2025, 03:37:15 PM »
Ashley goes to Cat and sits, awaiting meal. Mr. Bigglesworth and Olga come up meowing for food, with a snap of her fingers, they're back in the negative plane. "Temporary bodies don't get food. I never had to eat in the negative plane, I don't know how it works."
Don't fret, nobody does.
Alice remarks while packing up the tent
I've heard not even the Greater Demons understand it. It's maaagic!

[Friday, Spring 21, 12:49, Partly Cloudy, 17C, 11.5 miles]
As you're looking forward to having lunch, waiting for the next little rest spot to pull over, a carriage approaches, it's a man and woman, humans, being pulled by a pair of draft horses in an ambulance.
It's a shiny new black ambulance, and Ashley can't keep her eyes off it as it passes.
Alice takes off her wofl cloak in the warm air and tilts her head, looking at the ambulance
Yeah, it has style. But it sort of reminds me of something appropriate for a funeral...

[Friday, Spring 21, 13:00, Partly Cloudy, 17C, 12 miles]
You've made it to the rest area, the same red and blue tents are there but no other carts are currently parked. You stop and eat, the girls are watered in a trough and hope to soon be back on the road.
Cat warms and hands out another half ration to everyone
Alice is in good mood due to the warm weather and ample food from Cat

Hanna pokes her head out of her tent and waves. Ashley waves back and she walks over to check out your new cart and mules. "Oh look at you, these girls are beautiful." She pats both of them on the necks and smiles at you all. "It's been a while, it's nice to see you all again."
Alice recognizes Hanna waving at her with slight unease as she turns to Yulya
I still don't get how she survives out there completely on her own. Does she have some Summer-tier powers? What an odd guard for a rest stop...

[Friday, Spring 21, 18:00, Partly Cloudy, 14C]
The sun hangs low in the sky and you approach the Triboar Trail turn and into the small rest stop there. In the gravel at the turn you notice fresh tracks heading East wagon wheels and two sets of horses traveling quickly, it's unusual only because it looks like they took the turn rather fast. Amid the upturned gravel Ashley finds another scrap of paper, it's a part of a manifest, old and holey, she can only make out a few words toward the bottom they were transporting swords and other equipment.
Alice dons her wofl cloak as temperatures drop and sighs
Haa, I'm afraid it will be a while until I'll get to experience warm weather again. What's with today's trash? Well, we found that soap so I guess it's not bad.

Alice looks at the tracks
Yeah I bet that was Summer. Who else is in such a hurry to get to Phandalin? I hope she doesn't do anything stupid. I mean even more stupid.

"The Triboar trail is our next leg and it'll likely take all day, so don't stay up too late, I'd be willing to take the first shift, we should each take 2 hours so then we'll only need 10, I'll summon some of my friends to watch second shift so we can manage it. So you all should go to bed by 20:00? Really? Anyway I'll be up till 22:00 then my summons, then you all should plan on watching in two hours shifts till morning."
Alice sets up the tent.
I guess so. Let's use the reverse of yesterday's shifts when you were last! We have 3 batches of poison now so we don't need to make another but I'd like to use 1 batch and coat 10 arrows!

Alice goes to check on the mules after they have eaten. Their size doesn't make it easy for Alice to approach them as she longingly looks up at their ears.
How do you like it out here? So far things went well, I hope you can cope with the cold in the East, I certainly can't...

"You girls made it 9 hours today! Wow, good job!" She lavishes attention on them and they've completely forgotten she has candy.
Lastly she hands Alice a candy where the girls can't see. "Someone's got to eat them I guess."
Really? For me? Yayy, you're my best friend now!
Alice hugs Ashley and clings to her, unwilling to let go, except for maybe another candy

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Joy the DM]
« Last post by Wofl on May 15, 2025, 03:23:28 PM »
Mules wouldn't care where they sniff I bet
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on May 15, 2025, 03:05:29 PM »
Best picture of the campaign award! Alice has gained 1 inspiration point which can be used per 5e rules.
Noyce!

Sophia stops eating for a moment to sniff her then bobs her head and goes back to eating.
I read:
Sophia stops eating for a moment to sniff her boobs
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