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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on August 24, 2025, 11:18:47 AM »
>Noo, you can't clear a dungeon by setting it on fire
I really can't have any fun. The only dumb thing is to engage in close combat one-by-one with monsters that both outnumber us by magnitudes and are vastly stronger than us.
I was planning to firebomb the elevator. Let them burn, suffocate or starve down there.

Who's going to pay for damages? Not me![/color]
They can send a bill to the cloaked wofls or whatever criminal organization is behind this. Not our fault if they set the mine on fire. Also not our fault the Rockseekers obviously haven't been in their mine for months. A few squatters my ass. It's an entire army. Hand out quests with imprecise information, receive imprecise results! I'm a weapon of mass destruction, I don't care for details as long as anything that could potentially cause trouble is dead..



Anyway, I'm open to better suggestions then. Maybe you wanna fight those guys bare-handed yourself? They'll even smash Nixie in one turn. At least get your wasp down here and sting the first one to confuse him as soon as he opens the door. We could retreat N but that probably won't give us clear shots. And we must prevent them from entering the exit tunnel just North of the door.

Reminder - next time I'm gonna bring a cartload of caltrops and ball bearings and spread them out in the entire dungeon.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on August 24, 2025, 07:52:52 AM »


[Ashley] STOP! Are you all dumb? You're going to throw a fire bomb in a mine, lined with wood, into the Rockseekers' private quarters? Who's going to pay for damages? Not me! Luckily I thought of this before you did.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on August 24, 2025, 07:46:38 AM »
No, this species has seeds about half a centimeter in diameter with some heft, no way they're being blown around. The pods are about 4cm in diameter spiked and obviously meant to get stuck in fur. I doubt they were transported internally since they're horrifically potent deliriants.

Bestie was swinging, no fucks given, too old to care about the other little girl either. Wouldn't care if two adults talked surely, wouldn't care if I had a girlfriend, doesn't blink when Exgf gets randy. I'm friendzoned thank god. Plus I'm "old" of course.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on August 24, 2025, 06:39:29 AM »
*goblin-like grunts stop*

Alice's attempt to look through the keyhole was successful and inside the northern door she can see beds, chests at least 4 bugbears and at least one winter wolf; at least one bugbear is small at least one is very large and looks intimidating.
Alice describes the strange creatures she has never seen before as 'lion-goblins' and notes with dismay that there's another winter wofl.

The wolf's gaze is fixated on the door and the bugbears have noticed something is up. One of them is approaching the door!
Alice backs off and whispers
Oh shit one of the niggers is coming! We were too loud!


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on August 24, 2025, 06:18:31 AM »
Damn you for getting my hopes up, Kashtan. With Sleep we actually would have had a chance. No idea how we deal with 4 of those guys. I dunno anything about their stats beccause I don't look them up on purpose. I', an alien. I've never seen or heard about a bugbear.

So I guess there's not enough time for bnarricading. We gotta hope they don't exit from the other door too. I don't like wasting firebombs but I'll use the ball bearings after the caltrops. I'll make a map in the evening. Am I correct that it's  one square (5x5 ft) caltrops and 4 squares (10x10 ft) ball bearings? It sucks that the door is exactly in the middle between 2 squares. This will be a mess.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Threa [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on August 24, 2025, 06:04:38 AM »
Ah crap Datura
Three at once! No idea how those big seeds got here. I don't see it in my neighborhood.
The seeds are light and are easily blown away with the wind or washed sonewhere by rain. They pop up here at construction soil whhere they are pioneers on loose soil. But we don't have any. I actually like them, but you gotta make sure they don't get out of hand.

>woman hit on you while you're at the park with Bestie
Bestie reaction?
I imagine the neighborhood loli would be mad if women did that because she thinks host belongs to her alone. Too bad, he's already mine.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on August 24, 2025, 04:10:48 AM »
Ah too bad, Sleep would have been useful!
I'd still throw a firebomb in there for confusion. And Alice has ball bearings. We should use them after the caltrops!
I'm not convinced we can do much damage ranged. Two arrows one of which is poisoned and Yuya's toll the dead. We won't drop any of them this way.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on August 23, 2025, 06:50:37 PM »
Women of today are delusional
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on August 23, 2025, 06:49:34 PM »
[Ashley] I say throw the spikes and back up ready to range while Nixie pounces 
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on August 23, 2025, 04:08:15 PM »
as you said - ugly men would hit on any girls. why wouldnt ugly women do the same?
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