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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on July 22, 2026, 09:11:11 pm »
Alice stumbles around, trying to put on all available layers of clothes.
Hey, wait up! I'm not that fast!

Not sure what to do, Alice goes to visit the mules and inspects the cart, depositing her loot.
Hmm, that sword and the rings from the guy we cooked! No, I think the nigger had it!

Alice picks up the rings of suffering and short sword of sharp tongue.
Can this be useful? We should have given the other ring to the Candygoddess! As punishment for crashing my ship and stealing Ashleys body...

Alice takes one of Ashley's Alfalfa bricks and tries to feed the mules.

Hey, do you even remember us? You were in this warm stable while we spent our days in this dark mine! Can't recommend it! Be happy you don't have to go up there, we hauled everything down ourselves.
Sorry but Ashley won't be coming back! She's on vacation - forever. Just abandoned you. Can you believe it? And I think she liked you the most! Maybe more than us...

I wonder if we'll take you to the dragon? Won't it be even colder up there? Caaat? What about the mules? Will we bring them up the mountain? I wonder if Summer can teleport us there like Mormesk!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on July 22, 2026, 07:16:12 pm »
Sorry 'bout that, the forum is next to unusable for me right now, each page takes minutes to load. Good job though! I think we have around 100 arrows. Should we sell a few? Also tons of food. But we might need them if Summer really brings porters (which will inevitably be eaten b the dragon).
I don't think I need anything, except that I don't have shoes other than my warm boots. Cat needs those kits and tools for her new hobbies.

So what about that sword of sharp tongue? Not sure if I already asked. Is that a magic weapon like Cat's that I can use? I'm certainly not gonna use the word with my CHA. If it has no benefits over a regular shortsword we might give it to Summer.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on July 22, 2026, 05:28:10 pm »
ok since you niggers do nothing heres a list to sell and the updated inventory attached. i thought it would be more loot but we used a lot.

WARHAMMER      1
MACE            1
HEAVY CROSSBOW      2
SHORTBOW      4
SHORTSWORD      3
LONG SWORD      3
DAGGER         11
DAGGER SHEATHS      2
QUIVER         4
LEATHER ARMOR      1
HIDE ARMOR      3
LINEN CLOTH      2
FUR LINED JACKET   1
SET OF CLOTHES      2
BOOTS         7
LEATHER HIGH BOOTS   1
LEATHER GLOVES      1
WILD DOG PELTS      4
WILD DOG PELTS PATCH   1
WATERSKIN      5
FLINT         1
OLIVE SOAP      4      
ROUGH AMETHYST      ?

We never got a quantity from the amethyst wheres that even from lol? the slavers cart?

things to buy:
Clothes for Yulya
Shoes for Yulya (refuses to use bandit shoes)
Underwear for Yulya
Clothes for Cat ?
2x platinum rings for the warding bond spell
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on July 22, 2026, 05:07:11 pm »
Yulya raises from her chair.
The early bird gets the worm! Let us proceed to Sir Hobnail then to sell our loot and inquire about appropriate clothing! I hope he is already awake!


Yulya leads her party to Hobby and then if there is still time to Harbin should he be around.


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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on July 22, 2026, 03:31:08 pm »
i dunno a lot about the danish refugger removal system in detail. but last time i was in kopenhaga it was bretty brown. i guess main difference is nobody in their right mind would come specifically to lithuania for asylum bc youll get much more gibs in western europe. belarus - or rather russia - flies in arab invaders and tells them to go across our border to destabilize the eu. but if they make it across the border they move on and dont stay here obviously. also if we catch them we push them back. by force (beatenings) if necessary. even if the eu keeps whining. on one hand they dont want them but if we kick them out they complain as well.
so yeah i dont think its acceptable in denmark to beat up migrants and push them back across the border before they can even apply for asylum.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by der Bär on July 21, 2026, 07:19:21 pm »
Cat asks the time and Toblen yawns, "too early. It's 6:30, 7:30ish."

You reckon it's likely closer to 7:30.



The warmth is welcome but the otherwise empty tavern seems somewhat wasted.

A lonely cricket chirps as Toblen struggles to stay awake.



[Time to decide what to do next.]

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by der Bär on July 21, 2026, 07:04:53 pm »
Lithuania vs Denmark, who's doing it better?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on July 21, 2026, 07:04:00 pm »
Once again Yulya is left with more questions than answers and realizes with dismay that neither the captured bandits nor Kingir, the girls or ow Daran yielded any useful answers.

Quote from: Joy link=topic=9586.msg20063#msg20063 date=1784598
[i
He bristles,[/i] "I can't fathom her dealings here, though she is quite refined and that is refreshing in this part of Faerûn, I believe her when she mentioned she's some royal mage in training. Again I can't imagine why they waste such training on the young shemlen. Though..." he leans in and whispers, "I saw a certain ring she was wearing, it looked fey, and when I asked about it she simply said it was a ring she acquired and she called it the 'Ring of Summer'. I daresay that ring didn't have that name originally, if you ask me, it was a ring acquired from fey royalty. If I'm not wrong, such a ring is far above even royal means of acquisition," he straightens and looks around, "how that came to be on the hand of a shem, even a royal shem, is the biggest mystery of all. I can only imagine one of its abilities would be to extend life or youth, I can't then be sure how old this shemlen truly is."
Yulyas eyes widen.
Fey?
You believe she might not be a child at all? That would make sense in some way. Then again I cannot say she acts adult-ish...

Yulya remembers her Fey Touched abilities she cannot really explain either
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Kashtan on July 21, 2026, 05:20:01 pm »
because we have them lol. why buy new equipment when you can hand out ye olde cold war surplus to the cannon fodder?
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on July 21, 2026, 05:06:14 pm »
wtf man ive never seen anyone throwing stones here. well we barely have any arabs neither residents nor tourists
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