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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Yulya on July 21, 2026, 04:56:00 pm »
I certainly do not.
I think the priority are Summer and Daran. If we have time before meeting Summer we can go to Hobby. You still have not told us what or what not to sell. After meeting Summer we must look for appropriate clothes for me. I do not know if we can coerce Cat into fine clothes. Your cleaning service is certainly a good idea. I do not mind I am like the priestess in Goblin Slayer who gets rubbed in goblin innards to mask human scent.



Should we bring a present when meeting Daran and as I assume your owl friend? What would be appropriate? Harbin is the least priority. We can go to him either afterwards or tomorrow.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on July 21, 2026, 02:08:50 pm »
Alice rambles on and Master Edermath simply smiles. Doing his best to get through this awkward conversation.
When Alice pulls out the head, he's visibly appalled.

Yulya frowns
In Eldaths name - Alice put your trophies away you are bothering Master Edermath!
Alice pouts and packs her trophy away, hoping that Summer will be more appreciative.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on July 21, 2026, 01:53:25 pm »
I thought Daran as a collector of orc tongues would be more appreciative of my trophies. He should, it would either have been Nezzer's ears or his. Not that many drows around. So now what? As Cat said we gotta go to Hobby, Harbin, shopping for clothes (not me), and get you a decent cleaning (by me). All by 2pm. And have breakfast with Summer at 9am. Since Ashley is missing we can't split up either. Yulya's gotta handle everything. Or you wanna send Cat and me to buy or sell anything? Believe me, you don't.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on July 21, 2026, 10:19:53 am »
With her questions about Alric being completely ignored by Daran, Cat has zoned out during the conversation and jumps up, now that it's finally over.
Nya!
Mr. Stonehill Nya what's the time Nya? Do we still have time to go to Hobby Nya?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by der Bär on July 20, 2026, 08:51:22 pm »
Alice rambles on and Master Edermath simply smiles. Doing his best to get through this awkward conversation.



...portals to the Underdark which Nezzer had created. I wonder why anyone would do this.

Edermath has no answer for this other than to recruit fodder for his minions.

When Alice pulls out the head, he's visibly appalled.



In Eldaths name - Alice put your trophies away you are bothering Master Edermath!

Saved from a potentially embarrassing faux pas, Yulya steps in and reigns in her own minion before this becomes a public nuisance.

>What kind of man was he Master Edermath? 
>What could have been his goal in this mine?
>What is the Forge of Spells Master Edermath?
>does it make sense to you?
>Master Edermath what is your impression of Sir Sildar Hallwinter - if you have any?
>Other Ramblings and Gundren/Sildar shenanigans


Nya!
>Nyaa that druid from Triboar Nya what was his name again Nya?
>Alric Nya! Do you now him perhaps Nya?
>And what about the girls Nya? Why were they brought there Nya?
>Nezzer was weak Nyahaha I easily defeated him Nya so easily it was odd Nya. How was he the leader with such poor powers Nya?




[I feel bad that you parsed out all these questions but he isn't involved, he's mostly kept to himself in the last few hundred years, especially not interested in the mine or the mountains to the East except when that ship fell.

"The forge of Spells had many strange features, I am not an arcane master so I wouldn't know such things, but one thing it could do was enchant powerful weapons, legendary weapons were at one time forged there, off the top of my head The Sunblade was a rather potent sword used by those wishing to dispatch the undead. It was said that it could destroy undead simply by unsheathing it. Though such legends are often exaggerated."

When Yulya mentions the Spectator again he just smirks, "Who can know to what deranged state such a beast can reach?"

Sir Gundren brothers asked us to retrieve this as proof of clearing the mine. It appears to be some kind of - orb?



He asks to see it, and upon touching it he nods, "This is an oracle stone, or at least an inferior one or a shard of one, I suppose there's so much raw arcane energies in that cavern below where forge of spells was located that it condensed into this, I can't say it's not valuable, but it's not especially so considering it is just a shard of an oracle stone. I'm sorry but I couldn't possibly know what the Niben would want with it."

As for Elves - if I may say they do not grow on trees. We have not yet met an elf here let alone one who would join our party. But Summer of Leilon - I believe you are acquainted with her - will at least temporarily join us to subjugate that dragon.

He bristles, "I can't fathom her dealings here, though she is quite refined and that is refreshing in this part of Faerûn, I believe her when she mentioned she's some royal mage in training. Again I can't imagine why they waste such training on the young shemlen. Though..." he leans in and whispers, "I saw a certain ring she was wearing, it looked fey, and when I asked about it she simply said it was a ring she acquired and she called it the 'Ring of Summer'. I daresay that ring didn't have that name originally, if you ask me, it was a ring acquired from fey royalty. If I'm not wrong, such a ring is far above even royal means of acquisition," he straightens and looks around, "how that came to be on the hand of a shem, even a royal shem, is the biggest mystery of all. I can only imagine one of its abilities would be to extend life or youth, I can't then be sure how old this shemlen truly is."

When Yulya offers the whistle, he's genuinely thankful. "Very well, I'll place it in a safe location for now, we wouldn't want anyone interrupting us this afternoon."

Soon after he finishes his tea and bows out, "There's much to prepare, I'll be expecting you at 14:00 sharp."

You're left being the only ones in the tavern.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on July 20, 2026, 04:08:52 pm »
Alice has workout actually helped you with shooting?
Yeah definitely. Aiming with a heavy rifle or shotgun is a good isometric exercise. But 5kg loaded - that's basically a FAL. Who thought it as a good idea to equip paramilitaries with battle rifles?
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on July 20, 2026, 02:01:55 pm »
Saw another one of those fish in a foot of water, literally about to get beached, and a school of smelt along with a large spotted sealion zoomed past us in waste deep water. I never saw so many living things in the ocean in my life.

Also the beach was great, sunny, 80 freedom units and there there weren't that many people. Who's missing? Mexicans mostly. In the last two years everything has been less crowded here, that couldn't possibly be from the 2-5 million deportations, including self-deportation.
Subhumans gone - nature heals. Beautiful!

I doubt I'll ever experience this here. But I observed Natural Selection in action yesterday. Greentext time!
>be in Nymphenburg park with host
>serene and peaceful
>suddenlysandniggertouristfamily.jpg
>rather posh arab couple with 3 young boys
>parents take selfies
>boys play - by throwing stones at each other
>justarabthings
>yank host around so we take a detour bc i don't want subhumans to toss a stone into my face
>eldest boy picks up a cherry sized pebble
>throws it at youngest kid (bout 5) with full force
>headshot from about 10m, not only that but hitting him right into the eye with a satisfying smack
>kid starts screaming in pain, blood everywhere
>keep walking with a satisfied grin
notmyproblem.jpg



Seriously it must be in their DNA or something. Sandniggers just love throwing stones. In every other culture the parents would immediately step in to end this if a kid starts throwing stones because you can literally kill someone even with a small stone to the head. See David and Goliath. No, for them it's normal. I hope more kill each other.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by der Bär on July 20, 2026, 09:28:45 am »
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by der Bär on July 20, 2026, 09:13:03 am »
Saw another one of tbose fish in a foot of water, literally about to get beached, and a school of smelt along with a large spotted sealion zoomed past us in waste deep water. I never saw so many living things in the ocean in my life.

Also the beach was great, sunny, 80 freedom units and there there weren't that many people. Who's missing? Mexicans mostly. In the last two years everything has been less crowded here, that couldn't possibly be from the 2-5 million deportations, including self-deportation.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by der Bär on July 19, 2026, 07:10:36 pm »
And you'd be smart not to, especially if you're one of those who check daily.
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