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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on January 23, 2026, 03:33:40 pm »Host didn't do his scheduled workout today because lazy. Say something bad about him!



Fucking air is so fattening and shitin america even the air is fat
Alice takes a look at the blocked tunnel again, beams crossing the tunnel seem impassible for anything larger than a housecat or a pseudopod suspended in space, the beams are placed in a strange manner and as Yulya takes a closer look, the walls have been reinforced in all areas except here, large rocks teeter on a hair trigger, this is a large trap, possibly meant to take out a bulette. It is unclear just how much of the area will become impassable rubble if anyone dares go that way. She can just make out a dim light in the passages on the other side.Alice smirks.
To the Northwest, Alice sees an elevator shaft of older construction, clearly not the same elevator they used. In this case at least, this is the bottom level. The elevator is down but inspecting it further you notice the heavy chains have broken along with one of the main pullies, now off it's shaft and threatening to fall onto the elevator platform, remarkably resembling another trap. The chains dangling on either side of the pully seem to be the only thing keeping it from falling, something large enough to brush against them would have a multi-ton pulley fall on it. Whatever or whoever damaged them may have left them teetering here by accident, or as another trap.Hmm, another obvious trap. I wonder where that elevator goes, but I doubt we can repair it!
