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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on January 14, 2026, 03:37:55 pm »Fun fact - Bulette is a meatball dish in Northern German
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on January 14, 2026, 03:33:49 pm »A creature emerges from the tunnel. Yulya recognizes this as a Bulette, sometimes colloquially referred to as a land shark, a rather nasty cave dwelling beast capable of ingesting and utilizing ores and other minerals, thus utilizing these in the reinforcement of its teeth, claws and rock-like hide.Alice looks at the absurd creature in astonishment
The hell is that? It' does kinda look like a dragon! I told you we should have firebombed it! Looks like it resists slashing so do something else Cat!
Alice moves N of thee creature, jumps on its back and attempts a grapple. As usual, when the first attempt fails, Alice adds another with her bonus action. Otherwise Alice uses Flurry of blows for 1 Ki point for a second bonus action and attack with an unarmed strike as well as Hand of Harm (2nd Ki point).
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on January 14, 2026, 01:18:47 pm »You forgot there are at least 3 ridiculously op sorcerers in this mine? I wouldn't even rule out they grow legs and scuttle back to their bodies. But yeah, Cat should attack with me. We need an Emboldening Bond, Yulya!
You do whatever with the skulls, just make sure they behave.
You do whatever with the skulls, just make sure they behave.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on January 14, 2026, 12:08:36 pm »I just want to know, how would troll skulls return to troll skeletons on their own?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on January 14, 2026, 08:55:25 am »Do you want Cat to destroy the skulls or attack the monster? I feel we should get rid of the skulls or we're in big trouble. But Cat is desperately needed here! Can Ashley hold into them? All she has to do is sit on them or whatever so they don't go back to the bodies.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on January 14, 2026, 08:48:03 am »Haha what's this? An app that blurs out all women? Does it work with anime catgirls too? All our pics in the dnd thread would get blurred.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on January 13, 2026, 06:59:26 pm »[Round 1]
[Initiative 1d20+2=CRIT vs 1d20+3=22]
[Lore 1d20+5=18]
Yulya Casts Bless on her team.
Alice dashes forward, with intent to grab the ogre skulls and moves back to Cat, out of the way of the tunnel.
She dashes to the first one, directly across about 25ft away, grabs the heavy skull off the pile of bones, then dashes Southwest to the next one about 25ft to the Southwest, then heads for Cat and manages to get just off the crumbling pile of gravel and debris before a creature emerges from the tunnel, dropping both the large skulls.
Yulya recognizes this as a Bulette, sometimes colloquially referred to as a land shark, a rather nasty cave dwelling beast capable of ingesting and utilizing ores and other minerals, thus utilizing these in the reinforcement of its teeth, claws and rock-like hide.
"That's not a gopher."
Ashley throws Mr. B in that direction and summons Nixie. "Get him girls!"
The beast has become enraged and gains temporary hit points.
Mrs. B moves behind the creature as Mr. B sets up flank and Nixie Pounces.
[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+5+1d4=(12,26), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+7=15][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=12][DMG 1d6+3+2=11 magic slashing damage]
[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+4+1d4=(12,23),(17,22)][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=20,15][DMG 1d4+1,1d4+1=(4/2, 5/2)=4 slashing damage resisted by its stony hide]
Nixie hits, but fails to grapple the beast, Mr. and Mrs. B both scratch at it but it's hide is reinforced and it resists the damage. After all that, the beast has barely a scratch
The bulette thrashes at Mrs. B.
[HIT vs AC12 1d20+9=14 HIT]
The beast crushes her between his huge jaws, she pops out of existence as a result.
[Make your moves]
[Initiative 1d20+2=CRIT vs 1d20+3=22]
[Lore 1d20+5=18]
Yulya Casts Bless on her team.
Alice dashes forward, with intent to grab the ogre skulls and moves back to Cat, out of the way of the tunnel.
She dashes to the first one, directly across about 25ft away, grabs the heavy skull off the pile of bones, then dashes Southwest to the next one about 25ft to the Southwest, then heads for Cat and manages to get just off the crumbling pile of gravel and debris before a creature emerges from the tunnel, dropping both the large skulls.
Yulya recognizes this as a Bulette, sometimes colloquially referred to as a land shark, a rather nasty cave dwelling beast capable of ingesting and utilizing ores and other minerals, thus utilizing these in the reinforcement of its teeth, claws and rock-like hide.
"That's not a gopher."
Ashley throws Mr. B in that direction and summons Nixie. "Get him girls!"
The beast has become enraged and gains temporary hit points.
Mrs. B moves behind the creature as Mr. B sets up flank and Nixie Pounces.
[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+5+1d4=(12,26), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+7=15][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=12][DMG 1d6+3+2=11 magic slashing damage]
[HIT CLAW vs AC22 1d20+4+1d4=(12,23),(17,22)][CON vs DC13 1d20+6=20,15][DMG 1d4+1,1d4+1=(4/2, 5/2)=4 slashing damage resisted by its stony hide]
Nixie hits, but fails to grapple the beast, Mr. and Mrs. B both scratch at it but it's hide is reinforced and it resists the damage. After all that, the beast has barely a scratch
The bulette thrashes at Mrs. B.
[HIT vs AC12 1d20+9=14 HIT]
The beast crushes her between his huge jaws, she pops out of existence as a result.
[Make your moves]
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on January 13, 2026, 05:30:13 pm »Wtf? I can't accuse a troll of having a tranny fetish on X, I gotta sat "fet!sh for that type"
Wtf
Wtf
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on January 13, 2026, 05:28:59 pm »60
Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Ashley]
« Last post by Joy on January 13, 2026, 05:27:17 pm »You mean like depictions of nude children? I think we could solve that by banning one person in particular.
[Joy] we don't know what haram is
[Joy] we don't know what haram is