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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on April 20, 2026, 06:45:15 pm »
The jaw of this frightening skeletal being opens as it did before and your minds are filled with knowledge. He addresses you as Mormesk once again but this time with recognition, barely.
As the biggest Mormesk fan, Alice is of course delighted
Yayy!! Mr. Mormesk! Glad to see you!

Just then the Ghoul makes a sudden jerk and awakens.
With a flick of his wrist and a sound that can only be described as 4th dimensional, pierces your ears in a near deafening whirr a beam of blinding light reaches out to the ghoul and tears a hole through it.
He turns to the Bugbear, flailing wildly at the corpse of the Bulette and again fires from his scepter, the head of the bugbear is vaporized as his body falls to the dirt.
Alice applauds with a bright grin

Additionally he lays his sights on M3gan Panther and aims his scepter.

Yulya panics and gesticulates to Mormesk
Nonono, Sir Mormesk please! I am grateful you eliminated our enemies but this is the Mechatherial Demigoddess M3gan possessing the body of our teammate Ashley! She is our ally and friend and without her we could never have captured Nezzner! Please refrain from attacking her! I am certain you can determine her status if you give her a closer look - even if she is now in this Panther form!

Alice immediately moves North into the line of fire and extends her hands
Hey yeah, Yulya's right! That's the Mecha Candygoddess! She's a bit odd but she gives you candy if you forgive her! So come on, I'll give you...

With nothing else in the lolibank and the Badger Ring unremovable, Alice starts puking out gold coins into her helmet
...te- ah, twenty gold coins and, uh, 2 candy-coated herbs?

Alice holds out the helmet full of coins with 2 candy coated herbs on top to Mormesk with an innocent yet creepy smile due to her weak form and overall poor state.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 20, 2026, 05:29:37 pm »
Yay, Mormesk is back!
Let's hope he's a bit more reasonable now and agrees to tow Ashley's future carriage together with that Spectator.
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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« Last post by Alice on April 20, 2026, 05:28:03 pm »
Haa, I didn't know that!?

rescued underage slavegirl foxgirls (or Neko)
Host-tier plot
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Kashtan on April 20, 2026, 04:46:26 pm »
not bad either! i wonder if we can ever explain how the brain comes up with this shit.

i was in charge of building a temporary colosseum for Putin who was something like a roman emperor.



was a modern setting though and the colosseum was like a stage for an event. the base was stone like the colosseum in rome but on top it had a core of gray ABS plastic like the pipes. covered in gray clay and green turf or rolled sod on top. the event was finished and i was in a hurry to disassemble the colosseum again. standing on top high up i personally took off the turf layer and scraped down the thick layer of clay revealing some of the ABS core while lots of construction workers were busy with the stone foundation. after a while Putin called me to his palace and told me he wants to hold another festival. he wore a white roman toga and appeared bored and disinterested. i thought man ive just begun disassembling this shit and asked him how soon he wanted to hold the next festival. i was shown a diagram in a medieval book displaying the circle of the moon from full to half in a 90° angle. new moon and the other half were missing. from this i somehow concluded i had 4 days. at first that seemed plenty but then i did some dream math and figured it would be a close call. i tried to tell Putin id do my best but could not promise the colosseum would be ready by then. i thought im an idiot why did i rush to tear down the construction so quickly to begin with? then i woke up.

fuck man - why would i ever work for Putin of all people?
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General Discussion / Re: ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« Last post by Kashtan on April 20, 2026, 04:27:24 pm »
ah I get it now!
was wondering who the fuck is elle now. and yeah tuppers do the weirdest things
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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« Last post by Joy on April 20, 2026, 04:16:05 pm »
SheShe needs a name for the book because Bear thinks SheShe is an odd name for a character in a book. SheShe was originally a placeholder for a merge and then stuck. Of course changing names in our system is inevitable. Only Gwen and Halcyon still have their original names, even Joy was named Ranger but of course we couldn't keep that name.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on April 20, 2026, 04:13:26 pm »
Yulya's residual sense from her detect magic spikes off the scales and she turns to see a familiar... face.[/i
The jaw of this frightening skeletal being opens as it did before and your minds are filled with knowledge. He addresses you as Mormesk once again but this time with recognition, barely.
"I'm afraid I may be early, or late as I have no way of determining when the full moon will be, the mountain has been sealed..." He contemplates the situation, "So it is true, the Forge of Spells has been taken and now I understand why I was never retrieved."
Yulya would never have imagined being glad to see an undead but in this case she is. Hoping that Mormesk will handle all the unpleasant things regarding Nezzner She steps away from him to address Mormesk and bows.
Sir Mormesk!
You have just arrived in time. As you see we have apprehended the man you asked for!

Yulya is a bit wary of having Nezzner speak to Mormesk fearing he may charm the undead and make him go against them - or even eliminate him. But there is little choice. She quickly gesticulates to Cat to let Nezzner go but also to remain alert.
Sir Mormesk! This man is extremely dangerous even in this weakened state - and even for someone of your excellence! Please be careful! I recommend stripping him of his magical items!

Yulya presents Nezzners staff to Mormesk
This is his staff - it appears depleted though I cannot be sure.

Additionally he lays his sights on M3gan Panther and aims his scepter.
Yulya panics and gesticulates to Mormesk
Nonono, Sir Mormesk please! I am grateful you eliminated our enemies but this is the Mechatherial Demigoddess M3gan possessing the body of our teammate Ashley! She is our ally and friend and without her we could never have captured Nezzner! Please refrain from attacking her! I am certain you can determine her status if you give her a closer look - even if she is now in this Panther form!

Yulya tries to divert Mormesks attention.
By the way - the being called the Spectator - has sealed the mountain to prevent Nezzners escape. He has expressed the desire to meet you. May I suggest we all gather when we are done here? I am sure you both could exchange a lot of knowledge and answer each others questions - including the whereabouts of the Forge of Spells. I am certain it all can be resolved.

Additionally...
Yulya nestles with her fingers
...we cannot leave this mountain and return to Phandalin unless the Spectator lifts this barrier! And we want to bring our wizard friend Summer here to meet you, do you remember? She could probably inform you about the state of affairs in Neverwinter and the Greycloaks. But for now please deal with this man as you see fit!
Yulya nervously glances at Nezzner
Do not even think about pulling off any underhanded tricks here! No spells, no somatic gestures!

Yulya whispers to Cat
I cast Heroism on you so stop being afraid! I do not like saying it but if Nezzner starts casting any spells cut off his arms! Do not hold back!

Yulya will alert Cat should Nezzner make somatic gestures
She readies her focus to cast Sacred Flame amplified with everything she got on Nezzner should he attack her party or Mormesk.
We cannot take any risks here after coming so far and apprehending this man!

Yulya feels the real battle has not even begun yet...
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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« Last post by Kashtan on April 20, 2026, 03:20:50 pm »
whos Elle? im losing track of your non-tulpas with their changing names
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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« Last post by Joy on April 20, 2026, 02:22:11 pm »
The forms have been chosen! Elle or Ellella or Ella or TBD and Winter (Ashley) will be having an adventure with Bear in Faerûn of course except Bear starts out as a young adult with them as rescued underage slavegirl foxgirls (or Nekos).

The premise so far is he wakes up with no memory of the past, diseased, emaciated, alcoholic, mal nourished and very dirty in a cold stream in fall with nothing but a flask and a robe, no underwear, no shoes, no weapon.

Level 0 martial class we're thinking without any magic ability.

TBD for the others.

He'll have to somehow get a foothold and then buy SieSie and Winter before they're permanently maimed by their current crewl master's knight.

Don't think this is a guarantee, he'll have a time limit to get equipped and trained to bear a knight or somehow aquire the funds. Though they will be at a discount because apparently their particular race is not well thought of so they're cheaper than normal slaves.

Sounds fun, still in the planning stages, Misha will author it 3rd person omniscient.
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General Discussion / ON-TOPIC Chat [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on April 20, 2026, 02:08:48 pm »
SheShe is a weird name to use for a book so we've been trying to come up with a name for her and we thought about Spring but she likes Summer better only that name is taken, so then she likes Autumn better but that name is taken, then she says Elle but actually suggested Ellella. And I'm like, okay, kind of like Bella or Lela so I look it up, and elle literally means She... so she chose SheShe except in French.



I have no idea how she knew... but no. And no Siesie either!
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