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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on March 13, 2026, 04:13:46 pm »
alright forum looks usable again

lol so the guy is replenishing his mana by fucking young girls?
the phandalin girls have it rough. nobody acknowledges or even remembers them. Cat only cares about fighting Alice only about ears. a male adventurers party would have rushed to their rescue like knights in shining armor but we only have girls here. very odd girls. if they rely on Alice theyre dead. looks like Yulya will have to intervene.

so Alice tries to get to the rubble. we can either run around the corner to the western side like idiots right where he wants us -  or pretend to retreat with the elevator. the guy will not expect that. imagine commending the adventurer heros for reaching you as the end boss - but there is no reply. only silence. hell send someone looking while we wait around the corner.

apart from that i have no strategy. even fully rested the guy probably outclasses our girls by far. Cat will have to use her healing potion from Harbin. Yulya originally had planned to finish this without using a single one an returning all potions to Harbin. that wouls really have been a superhuman feat. but she cant waste more mp on healing rn.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 13, 2026, 01:35:29 pm »


"Maybe it's just the hero in me talking but we gotta save those girls and now."
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 13, 2026, 01:33:32 pm »
There is no retreat!

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 13, 2026, 01:28:42 pm »
Something sounding a lot like a ghoul growls and the girl screams in terror.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on March 13, 2026, 06:59:44 am »
Forum looks stable for now. So the plan is for Alice to go through the rubble while we claim to retreat? Yulya could heal both first. How many HP does Alice have left?
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on March 12, 2026, 05:35:04 pm »
Alice misses twice despite all odds and gets a pathetic 4 blunt damage on the derisive beast. Even while burned, electrocuted, and slashed, the bugbear laughs at her pathetic attempt. Almost grateful for her jester-like show of force.

Alice is hit by a firebolt for 4 fire damage, there was no possibility to block it.

Bugbear1 succumbs to it's massive injuries. His soft, fur lined ears, were BURNED CLEAN OFF and rendered to ash!
Remarkably, Bugbear4 also falls from his combined injuries, his ears, as Alice would need to know, were badly damaged, singed, and melted.
The bugbear3 crumbles to the ground, set ablaze and charred... (including the ears I'm afraid)
Alice stands motionless in the aftermath of the battle while Ashley's cats do their desecrating. Then she throws her spear on the ground - as well as her well-known tantrum
DAMNEEED!
I missed, was set on fire and - the ears - all gone! Was this necessary? Couldn't you have just left two? Damn I'm so pathetic in this form...



Alice turns her attention to the scaly earless non-drow, venting her anger on the strange being
So what's this? Cat, Yulya! What creature is that and where are my ears?

However, once again, before you can celebrate mourn the loss of ears, another sound catches your attention, a booming voice echoes through the walls of the mine. "So you've made it this far?" The low toned and magically amplified voice rumbles with laughter. "What a pity you're too dangerous to keep alive."

The rather eloquent if not creepy voice continues. "I presume you're here for these girls from Phandalin? Why else would you come to this god forsaken waste of a mine!" He seems rather bitter just then. "Well, I've lost too much already, so I'll give you one as a token of my respect for you... adventurers," he sounds disgusted in that last word. "if you live kong enough to claim her that is. But I'm taking the second one with me to help recoup some of my devastating losses from this endeavor."
A young girl screams and calls for help from the Western tunnels.
His droll yet energetic laughter echoes through the cave.
Alice's anger evaporates together with her enthusiasm
Oh no - don't tell me this guy is the one we're after. One of those villains who love to explain their evil plan in detail? Please no. I don't care. I just want his ears and head so we can get outta here. So what were those guys even doing here in the rubble?

Alice moves away from the dangerously boosted lynxes and inspects the rubble,looking for a small passage to squeeze through to see what's at the other side.
Shoo, I've got work to do here! If the ears don't come to me, I gotta go to them.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on March 12, 2026, 04:38:21 pm »
I'm so fucking tired of middle-aged mid womem picking up on me like they have a chance. Getting old sucks balls

I used to turn down young mid women on the regular. This is stupid.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 12, 2026, 02:18:48 pm »
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 12, 2026, 01:27:56 pm »
That's a very narrow-minded definition of a hero. Not that I care about such fake titles bestowed upon me by orbs and false gods. So what happened to the scaly earless creature? Did the supercats devour him too or can we get some information outta him?

>be smarter
everyone but Ashley got -1INT here, what do you expect from us?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 12, 2026, 09:35:11 am »
Good luck!



Sometimes you have to think on your toes.



Remember that Alice needs to earn her brownie scout hero badge, without that she's stuck at level 4 forever.

Heroes think of others first, they do not run from danger, they rescue the innocent, they do not worry about bugbear ears.
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