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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on April 10, 2026, 06:00:22 pm »earth already really big. and lots of chatting for Alice
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Kashtan on April 10, 2026, 05:59:45 pm »lmao wut
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 10, 2026, 05:30:46 pm »>live event starts soon
What was I watching until now? I hope it's not chatty women commentators again.
What was I watching until now? I hope it's not chatty women commentators again.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on April 10, 2026, 03:30:32 pm »watching now while waiting for dnd update
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on April 10, 2026, 02:27:50 pm »Ok, this was one of the most absurd dreams ever!
The Bulette Simulator
A Sensei (my host?) was training me to fight a bulette!
The bulette was a simulator, a robot like a flight simulator pod. Looked much like a elephant from below. All I saw was gray column-like legs. And the massive snout came down from above if I was not careful. The robot could not lift its legs and walk, just rock into all dimensions - like a flight simulator.
But here comes the best part: The bulette also had massive balls and as I was underneath it, they were mostly in front of my face. Luckily, while the legs and snout looked very realistic, the balls were simulated by a car tire on a chain. Including steel rim for extra weight.
So imagine this!
I'm underneath a gray elephant size bulette simulator that rocks in all directions with great force while I try to strike it (didn't have a spear). I either got body-checked by the legs, hit by the snout that was out of my view from above/behind, or struck in the face by the swinging car tire balls.
Because Alice is a good CQB fighter, I managed quite well after a while, hitting the bulette in the balls before it could hit me. Sensei (I never could really see him but at the edge of my vision) said he had taught me everything and that was it - for the easy part!
I was confused, thinking I had finished my training, but he said in my current shape I only had a 1:1 chance of winning in a real life situation. Which was fair I guess...
Now I was granted my normal Living Metal form and for a test manifested the branching spines from my left arm. Yes, this was going to be fun! I got ready - and woke up. It had started raining, maybe that was the cause...
The Bulette Simulator
A Sensei (my host?) was training me to fight a bulette!
The bulette was a simulator, a robot like a flight simulator pod. Looked much like a elephant from below. All I saw was gray column-like legs. And the massive snout came down from above if I was not careful. The robot could not lift its legs and walk, just rock into all dimensions - like a flight simulator.
But here comes the best part: The bulette also had massive balls and as I was underneath it, they were mostly in front of my face. Luckily, while the legs and snout looked very realistic, the balls were simulated by a car tire on a chain. Including steel rim for extra weight.
So imagine this!
I'm underneath a gray elephant size bulette simulator that rocks in all directions with great force while I try to strike it (didn't have a spear). I either got body-checked by the legs, hit by the snout that was out of my view from above/behind, or struck in the face by the swinging car tire balls.
Because Alice is a good CQB fighter, I managed quite well after a while, hitting the bulette in the balls before it could hit me. Sensei (I never could really see him but at the edge of my vision) said he had taught me everything and that was it - for the easy part!
I was confused, thinking I had finished my training, but he said in my current shape I only had a 1:1 chance of winning in a real life situation. Which was fair I guess...
Now I was granted my normal Living Metal form and for a test manifested the branching spines from my left arm. Yes, this was going to be fun! I got ready - and woke up. It had started raining, maybe that was the cause...
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 10, 2026, 02:19:42 pm »Capsule will touch down in Mr. Bear's back yard tonight!
Gonna watch it. Again no luck for Tamamo I guess...
Gonna watch it. Again no luck for Tamamo I guess...
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Off-Topic / Re: Tales from the Sword Coast [Autumn]
« Last post by Alice on April 10, 2026, 02:18:36 pm »two of them died, fun!Ah yes...
Here's kind of a meme of what SheShe could look like in the next one.[/quote]
Spiderwoman?
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 10, 2026, 02:15:42 pm »Not immediately. Fight the zombie first, then decapitate the ghoul. Then save me!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on April 10, 2026, 09:02:09 am »The ghoul will turn into an active ghoul, though it's health is rather low.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on April 10, 2026, 05:21:18 am »Cat wakes up confused, her body aching
N-nya what happened Nya?
She looks around ant at Yulya who just healed her.
Thank you Nya sorry for being so weak Nya!
Cat sees the zombie and ghoul and Yulya moving behind the throne. She decides to follow her - but not without a fight. Cat enters rage and shoots the zombie with a jagged bolt of her heavy crossbow. Then she uses Feline agility to dash - as well as she can - 35ft to a position 5ft NW of Yulya.
(In case Cat can't use Feline Agility, she won't take the shot and just dash).
N-nya what happened Nya?
She looks around ant at Yulya who just healed her.
Thank you Nya sorry for being so weak Nya!
Cat sees the zombie and ghoul and Yulya moving behind the throne. She decides to follow her - but not without a fight. Cat enters rage and shoots the zombie with a jagged bolt of her heavy crossbow. Then she uses Feline agility to dash - as well as she can - 35ft to a position 5ft NW of Yulya.
(In case Cat can't use Feline Agility, she won't take the shot and just dash).