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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Kashtan on March 13, 2026, 04:51:57 pm »be happy its not guys

Alice misses twice despite all odds and gets a pathetic 4 blunt damage on the derisive beast. Even while burned, electrocuted, and slashed, the bugbear laughs at her pathetic attempt. Almost grateful for her jester-like show of force.Alice stands motionless in the aftermath of the battle while Ashley's cats do their desecrating. Then she throws her spear on the ground - as well as her well-known tantrum
Alice is hit by a firebolt for 4 fire damage, there was no possibility to block it.
Bugbear1 succumbs to it's massive injuries. His soft, fur lined ears, were BURNED CLEAN OFF and rendered to ash!
Remarkably, Bugbear4 also falls from his combined injuries, his ears, as Alice would need to know, were badly damaged, singed, and melted.
The bugbear3 crumbles to the ground, set ablaze and charred... (including the ears I'm afraid)

However, once again, before you canAlice's anger evaporates together with her enthusiasmcelebratemourn the loss of ears, another sound catches your attention, a booming voice echoes through the walls of the mine. "So you've made it this far?" The low toned and magically amplified voice rumbles with laughter. "What a pity you're too dangerous to keep alive."
The rather eloquent if not creepy voice continues. "I presume you're here for these girls from Phandalin? Why else would you come to this god forsaken waste of a mine!" He seems rather bitter just then. "Well, I've lost too much already, so I'll give you one as a token of my respect for you... adventurers," he sounds disgusted in that last word. "if you live kong enough to claim her that is. But I'm taking the second one with me to help recoup some of my devastating losses from this endeavor."
A young girl screams and calls for help from the Western tunnels.
His droll yet energetic laughter echoes through the cave.