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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 27, 2025, 03:53:56 pm »
It provides for moment to moment metabolism and nutrition needs only.

Simply specify what you brought with you.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on December 27, 2025, 02:25:26 pm »
We didn't specify we took the tent and also not we took War&Peace with us. They were prepared to accompany us on the elevator. That was probably the most massive blunder in the game so far. Either Joy grants us to have taken them (Cat was too scared to care about anything) or we'll starve soon. Only Ashley with her fancy ring will survive. We have 10 rations and 10 lbs of snake meat but all our firewood and kindling is in the bag.

Btw how does that free food ring work? Can you pass it around to feed everyone like Jesus feeding the multitude or is there fine print like all the food and water the ring has given you will be removed from your body when you take it off?
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on December 27, 2025, 02:24:34 pm »
Lol flooding, as if I'd buy in a flood zone, losers. If you hear about a significant tsunami, then worry, I'm like at 35ft above sea level and work at 5ft above sea level. No matter where I am, if we got a 50ft tsunami I'm shark bait.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on December 27, 2025, 02:04:40 pm »
Very bad!
Kashtan has a wife and now he cheats her with a dead octopus. If I were Yulya I'd be mad.

Regarding flooding, hope you're alright! There was a lot about the California floods on TV here.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on December 27, 2025, 09:23:51 am »


Mormesk laughs heartily, "What a troop you have! I'll leave it to you then, and remember to report back to me in case you survive, otherwise on the new moon I will come for you."

"Yeah yeah, just have the coins ready, we'll return his head intact" Ashley leers at Alice.

In a flash, likely teleportation, he's gone.

Not deeming it safe enough to rest here, you waste no time and make your way toward the steps, leaving the elevator as is. The staircase follows down hundreds of feet and soon becomes long ancient ladders. Tunnels extend in every direction, there was extensive excavations here but not like the others, these are chasing only the highest quality ores and much medium yield ores are left. Ashley insists every once in a while to look over the scraps in hopes to find some samples.

[Time: Tuesday, Spring 26, 23:00, 9C Calm]

[luck 1d20=14,19,2][Type 1d4=3,1][Ore Sleuthing 1d20+6=15]

With the help of her newfound boost in wisdom, Ashley sorts through countless ores to find enough to satisfy the requirement, luckily she finds some particularly fine specimens for her collection containing Cooperite and Argentite.





"I don't know how I know, but I know, this is platinum and silver. He better give me something for the platinum becasue he didn't specifically ask for that. I just need gold and mythril now. He did say anything else of interest."     



You've found a suitable landing to rest, the dust indicates there hasn't been as much as a bug here for possibly hundreds of years, no foot prints or other tracks indicate no one survived the battle with Mormesk. You don't know how much further down the ladders and stairs lead but they're large and sturdy, so they must lead to something.

[Let me know what you want to do and how long you want to rest. Presume you took the tent with you.]
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on December 27, 2025, 02:25:28 am »
Quote from: Alice on December 25, 2025, 07:02:15 pm
Alice gesticulates to Cat to help shove an angry Yulya away from Mormesk
Cat gladly ushers Yulya away from the scary undead and thus immediate death, while glancing back at him nervously.
Let's go Nya! No more arguing Nya!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on December 26, 2025, 05:50:49 pm »


I dreamt I had a three story apartment with three showers but everything else was extremely minimal.

Then I was a real-estate agent selling a house of a guy from work, it was a worthless house he built himself, pathetic. It had awful plumbing leaks, horrible paint, no roof, only a garage and a main room that was flooded. No one wanted it. He got an offer for 800k and I told him to take it. He is actually building a house himself, it's been like 5 years.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Kashtan on December 26, 2025, 05:21:57 pm »
Bear and me had captured and enslaved an 'octopus girl' for lewd intentions (to fuck her). the girl was an ordinary human girl about 20 with long brown hair and completely naked but only when Bear dealt with her. i couldnt really see what he looked like other than he wore a white shirt. because my brain is dumb when i touched the girl i just held a dead octopus the size of a human. very un-sexy and very uncool. this went back and forth several times to my confusion. octopus girl meant i had the octopus and Bear had the girl.  Bear moved the naked girl into a train and i was trainsurfing on top of an old electric locomotive. was just as idiotic as it sounds. the train was unusually small just wide enough for me to sit on top. i only wore socks and my feet were dangerously close to small electric coils that threw sparks. i tried to get my feet out of the way and prevent getting electrocuted. somehow my brain realized electric trains work by getting electricity from overhead lines and there must be deadly high voltage above me. then i woke up.

very odd. ofc didnt even get a good view of the naked girl let alone touch her. wif is this shit? i blame dnd for the octopus. we need more naked girls in the game to boost my dreams!

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on December 26, 2025, 04:58:14 pm »
Yulya is taken by surprise as she had not anticipated such a hostile reaction
Thank you for mediating Ashley! Alice is right there is neither need nor time for such hostilities. Let us focus on our objective!

Quote from: Joy on December 25, 2025, 05:34:31 pm
"You will be granted this if you return with the head, and if not, you will return with this royal mage for further investigation and verification."

"Deal Yulya? I bet Summer would be up for it."
Certainly as it always was! I said we would retrieve Nezzners head. There was no need to threaten us to begin with! May we please proceed now?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on December 26, 2025, 04:21:38 pm »
its salvation
clerics and undead are natural enemies. cant expect a cleric to take orders from an undead
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