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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on March 23, 2026, 04:30:49 pm »
[Bear]

Well, I had a crazy dream, sex 3x with exgf, then was in a mansion with three prostitutes, anime feel. One of them offered a free ride and I said, "no thanks, I'm well taken care of at home." Woke up and realized that exgf and I haven't done anything for over a year.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on March 23, 2026, 04:28:20 pm »
[Bear] The economist is a left leaning magazine for, you can guess this, economists. Business majors too, others to a lesser degree. I knew someone who wrote an article for that, they are leftarded as we all were once upon a time. Even this Bear grew up leftarded.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on March 23, 2026, 03:20:28 pm »
I don't think we ever read The Economist outside of this dream. Who buys this anyway? Also pls note I colored the panda yellow as Winnie.

There were some vivid dreams last night but I completely forgot.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 23, 2026, 03:09:45 pm »
Slacking off again I see, while we do the hard work!



I hope the Mecha Goddess at least has some treats for me. Speaking of which - Yulya has been hoarding all the candy as well! We never got any!

Good thing I don't have to deal with all the magic shenanigans. I'll just hit whatever's in range.But we gotta deal with the zombies somehow. Should Cat give them a sweep? I guess the cats and me should be able to take down ghoul2. Or should  I directly go for the left one with a dash?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 23, 2026, 01:30:08 pm »
The healing potion consortium has been accused of price fixing, market manipulation, predatory tactics, collusion and price gouging for hundreds of years.

Mass heal will harm undead according to me. It will however also heal the supreme elite non-un-dead ghoul champions.

Turn undead isn't very useful until Yulya hits 5th level unfortunately. I can tell you it's a waste of time unless you just want to push the zombies away for a minute, they will return at the end of that time.

Meanwhile, Ashley and SheShe:

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 23, 2026, 12:59:12 pm »
Well there's the inevitable Ashley death!
Yulya now has 3 zombies to turn. But that means you can't use Balm of Peace, correct? That sucks, it's quite a capable mass heal.

Also I'm reeeally disappointed the Greater Healing Potion didn't cure Cat's wound and exhaustion. A few HP for that price is a ripoff. I thought you would basically be like new when you drink this.

I'll attack the 2nd ghoul. Be sure to behead each enemy you kill! And spare some ears!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on March 22, 2026, 08:36:38 pm »
Left wing propaganda rag.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 22, 2026, 08:12:39 pm »
[Round 1]

Yulya casts BLESS on Alice, Ashley, and Cat with Ashleys focus.

Still Exhausted1 with a wounded leg, Cat enters rage again, gaining 4 THP, she moves to flank with Alice. Alice runs north and attacks the rightmost ghoul from the east setting up Flank with Cat. She attempts to grapple him and if successful to shove him prone.

[HIT(A) 1d20+3+2+2d4=(22,13)][DMG 1d8+3=7][GRAPPLE DC13 vs 1d20+5+1d4=12][SHOVE PRONE vs DC13 1d20+5+2d4=29]

Alice hits Ghoul3 for 7HP and managed to shove it prone, but is not able to grapple him.

Cat attacks using her Greatsword with Heavy flanking with Alice.

[HIT(A) 1d20+5+2+1-2+2d4-5HEAVY=(25,CR)][DMG 2x 2d6+5+1+2RAGE+10HEAVY=52]

Cat masterfully decapitates the Ghoul, its head pops off and rolls 20 feet toward the arching throne, further adding insult to injury, the head is fried by heavy arcs of electricity. Turning the flesh to crispy bacon-like shreds. Cat returned to her previous position.

Yulya uses Heavenly Wings and retreats 30ft southeast to Alice's previous position avoiding the discharges.

With her last use of the Ring of quick casting and her last sp Yulya casts INFLICT WOUNDS on Ghoul2. Using both the Goblin Staff and Celestial bonuses.

Having used Ashley's focus and it having no bias on Bless, the wild magic was still flowing through her when she cast Inflict wounds. The wild magic once again helped her, giving her a +1d10 to her next magic attack.

[Ghoul3 is not worth attacking, so I switched Yulya's target to Ghoul2][WILD 1d100=35][HIT 1d20+5+2+1d10=27][DMG 3d10+2+3=25]


Yulya's attack struck with a mighty flash of necrotic, nature and radiant energy, dazzling the Ghoul as he takes 25 damage. Melting his ears and nose to the point of being unrecognizable.

Ashley calls rally attack!

Nixie pounces on Ghoul2.
 
[HIT CLAW vs AC18 1d20+5+1d4=(12)]

Failing to hit, she positions herself with Olga to flank. Nixie is immune to apathy.

Seeing enhanced cursed Helga causes Ghoul2 to become apathetic.

[HIT[A] CLAW vs AC18 1d20+5+1d4=(19,18), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+3=9, HIT BITE(A) vs AC18 1d20+5+1d4=(CR,13), CON vs DC15 1d20+1=16,8][DMG 1d6+3+2x(1d6+3+2)=26]

Olga reaches Ghoul2 with a pounce, managing a claw attack and critical bite, doing a total of 26 damage and grappling the Ghoul.

Nixie disengages as a bonus action using her second rally attack to pounce again.

[HIT[A] CLAW vs AC18 1d20+5+1d4=(23,7), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+3=20, CON vs DC15 1d20+1=CR][DMG 1d6+3=7]

Nixie manages a slash and does another 7 damage.

A troublesome Helga approaches. With her first move, she dashes around the arching throne and narrowly out of range of friendly fire, she attempts to bite the ghoul and a stray firebolt hurdles toward it.

[HIT(CLAWx2,BOLT) vs AC18 1d20+5+1d4=(11,10,17)]

Helga manages to miss on all accounts.

Ghoul1 attacks Helga with claws and in an attempt to bite her.

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+7,+3=(17,14)][DMG 2d8+8=16, 2d10+10=22][COUNTER DAMAGE FIRE 2d10=15]

His attacks easily hit but he takes fire damage with each blow. Helga is sent to the negative plane leaving in a spectacular puff of hot sparks and smoke.

Ghoul2, grappled and knocked prone by Olga's pounce, attempts to free itself.

[ESCAPE 1d20+3=20]

He manages to break free, then stands up with half his movement, and attacks Olga with an attempt to bite her.

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+7=11]

He misses.

A voice fills the air, the same droll, somewhat arrogant one from before, "Oh so my little pets aren't doing as well as I hoped, and I see we have a summoner in our midst. Well we'll have to take care of that!"



The air fills with magic static, in a moment, three zombie bandits rise and attack Ashley.

Ashley looks around, trying to detect an invisible foe, but sees nothing. "if they knock me out, do not resuscitate!" She braces for the impact.



Zombie 1, 2, and 3 attack; 2 and 3 attack with flanking. Ashley's Shield braces against the first hit only.

[HIT vs AC13,AC11 1d20+3, 1d20+3(A)=CR,(19,19),(10,8)][DMG 2x(1d6+2)+2d6+4=16,10]

Ashley takes a critical slash to the head, causing blood to run down her face, then she's hit again in the head knocking her out, she is exhausted1 and has no other effects since she does not personally attack, but she is unconsious. Death knocked on her door and she faced him head on and shook his hand.

Ashley has perished... again.

[Olga and Nixie will continue to fight but will not benefit from rally cries. A quick glance shows there are no further intact bodies or skeletons laying around to be zombified.]

The voice booms through the cave, cheering on his zombies. "There you have it! And soon she'll join me in zombie form!"

[Make your moves]




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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Bernd on March 22, 2026, 07:45:51 pm »
I was reading a business magazine, like The Economist. There was an article about tulpa creation. It had the orange Tulpa Network banner as image. I thought it was strange and sort of cringe tulpas were now in business magazines. I tried to read the article but failed as always because dream. Only nosensical words.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on March 22, 2026, 03:16:30 pm »
Ashley tosses Yulya her 1MP focus with a use action. "Yulya, Bless us again! Don't forget about your meta magic and ring of quick casting! And if there was ever a time to sprout wings, now's the time."
Yulya looks perplexed, not sure what to do in this situation. Since the ghouls look more alive then dead Yulya casts BLESS on Alice Ashley and Cat with Ashleys focus.  Though she cannot make much sense of Ashleys words Yulya uses Heavenly Wings and retreats 30ft southeast  to Alices previous position avoiding the discharges. With her last use of the Ring of quick casting and her last sp Yulya casts INFLICT WOUNDS on the right ghoul.  If he is still up after Alices grapple and Cats attack. Otherwise on the middle one. Amplified with the goblin staff and the radiant bonus from from her celestial revelation.

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