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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on February 09, 2026, 03:08:12 pm »
You made me realize that I was being unfair. Here you are, nearly level 5 and unmaimed!

You thought my encounters were too easy, and I agree. Should I add that hoard of hyper intelligent goblins now Alice? Just asking.

Oh, what about the bulettes, should they be digging to you about now since that fireball made so much vibration? Hmmm, so many wonderful options.



[Ashley] woah





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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams. [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on February 09, 2026, 02:47:46 pm »
Was visiting Bernd, there was a party Kashcan was there too, this time he had a human head, slightly overweight, looking like a mountain man and a nerd had a son. Bernd asked me to come into his house, obviously my life was in danger, he had an angry German look on his face with a close trim black beard and thick round glasses bc German style. His "house" was more like a bungalo with a plastic shed and tall weeds surrounded it. He said, "I'm 44 years old now." It was his birthday party!

I said something like, "oh, hmm." Thinking that's old but obviously it's not. I had shaved my head and clearly had a receding hairline and bald spot, (fuck that) and my face looked like a villain with a goatee and scruff, I was wearing a dress shirt and tie with slacks and black shiny shoes, fancy!

I got the feeling Cat was coming but all I got was a still frame picture of her running then woke up.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on February 09, 2026, 01:47:30 pm »
Unexpectedly, host gained weight while abroad. Hhe did eat a lot but also worked a lot. Well, looks like I'll have to put him on 300 kcal for a week. A few vegetables and mushrooms per day. Also saves money. I like saving money.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on February 09, 2026, 01:43:44 pm »
Looks like an average Brit to me.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on February 09, 2026, 01:42:55 pm »
Well, you said we can't do anything else than choose a position.
Quote from: Joy on February 06, 2026, 12:44:45 pm
[You each may choose a location within 30ft of the ladder before the skull can arrive at the ladder, but due to the order of events, take no further actions until the start of next round. The Skull has initiative.]

That didn't turn out so well, I didn't expect it to go kaboom. Not bad...
So what do we do now? If we go down we face the same problem as before. I propose we just wait up here but out of range of the kaboom. Either the skull comes up, then it gets a boosted spell from Yulya. Or it stays down then we rest.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on February 08, 2026, 07:43:19 pm »
[Round 2]

You make your moves and await the inevitable flaming skull to pop up and take a beating... but it doesn't come. Instead you hear something speaking arcane words and as you patiently await the result of such nonsense.





Yes, you're greeted by the warm embrace of searing flames.

[Yulya's Mantle of Magic Resistance gives her advantage on saving throws but not resistance to damage][Embolding bond has expired, it wouldn't have helped.]
[DEX vs DC13 1d20(+1)A, +1, +3=(18,6),15,7][DMG 4d6=11, 4d6=17, 8d6=22]
[Yulya is 31HP, Cat is 33HP, Alice is 12HP]

[Make Your Moves]


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on February 08, 2026, 04:37:05 pm »
You need to state your moves, I suppose I wasn't clear. I presume you moved to these locations, if you are doing nothing else then I'll continue.

Because the Flaming Skull has initiative, I'll continue.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on February 08, 2026, 12:02:17 pm »
damned Alice once again you made me blurt out my drink from laughing!

ok we got approval from Yulya to follow your idea! Yulya stays where she is then Cat 5ft moved to the left then Alice

unless Joy has already worked out someting for the previous formation then just leave it. you can continue the game!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on February 07, 2026, 04:10:42 pm »
Are you implying I'm not complaining about exactly that right now? If you wanna surprise me you gotta go for more Monty Python style - 'And now for something completely different' developments.
I still think the skull just wants to play and is happy to see other people after centuries of loneliness.

And yeah, there's obviously no flank like this. We'd have to lure him out 5ft W of the ladder. So Cat in the middle must be moved 5ft W. But this has the risk of him staying at the ladder and firing at us without a chance for sentinel to trigger because he's out of Cat's reach. Hmm, Yulya should decide.

Haa, if we had War and Peace with us, I'd just throw a bag over the skull when he comes up and take him home. He'll fall asleep if covered.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on February 07, 2026, 02:30:24 pm »
I just remembered all those times Alice complained my encounters were too easy, scripted, or forced you to follow a linear path.



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