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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on January 23, 2026, 03:33:40 pm »
Host didn't do his scheduled workout today because lazy. Say something bad about him!
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Alice on January 23, 2026, 03:25:43 pm »
Maybe you're an orc capable of photosynthesis? Is your skin green?
I wonder how host's weight will have changed when we return home in early Feb. He's been both working and eating a lot.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on January 23, 2026, 11:04:00 am »
[Perception 1d20+5 scent=14]

The scent from glowstone lamps intensifies.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on January 23, 2026, 08:42:34 am »
Cat holds her position and again sniffs the air.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on January 22, 2026, 06:17:32 pm »
Ashley sends her babies South to act as lookouts.

The tunnel to the East brightens the further you look. Only silence and dust, there are still no tracks are here to disturb it.

The tunnel North of Alice goes about 40ft North then takes a turn up into a shaft, there doesn't seem to be any way to get up there besides free climb, and no reason to, it looks a lot like the rest of this place; dug out chases that follow ore  are everywhere.

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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on January 22, 2026, 05:27:12 pm »
It's bullshit!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on January 22, 2026, 03:39:39 pm »
Yulya nervously moves 5ft N of Ashley.
I wonder if bulettes can break through the walls here, some must be quite thin! We must avoid going west in the big tunnel to alert them!

Yulya closes her eyes and imagines being chased through the tunnel by bulettes.
At least someone made us 2 traps to lure them into!



With nothing better to do Yulya casts Guidance on Cat to aid her.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Kashtan on January 22, 2026, 03:18:18 pm »
Fucking air is so fattening and shit
in america even the air is fat
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on January 22, 2026, 02:29:52 pm »
It's that damn sun, well I know what I have to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIaHAtabSU

YESSSSHHH!!!! I need to get into the nexus, where every day is Thanksgiving and I just eat all day every day. Fuck Picard! Fucking pansy, always giving a shit. The only thing I care about is eating guilt free. This has to be done.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on January 22, 2026, 01:13:03 pm »
Alice takes a look at the blocked tunnel again, beams crossing the tunnel seem impassible for anything larger than a housecat or a pseudopod suspended in space, the beams are placed in a strange manner and as Yulya takes a closer look, the walls have been reinforced in all areas except here, large rocks teeter on a hair trigger, this is a large trap, possibly meant to take out a bulette. It is unclear just how much of the area will become impassable rubble if anyone dares go that way. She can just make out a dim light in the passages on the other side.
Alice smirks.
Obvious trap is obvious!

To the Northwest, Alice sees an elevator shaft of older construction, clearly not the same elevator they used. In this case at least, this is the bottom level. The elevator is down but inspecting it further you notice the heavy chains have broken along with one of the main pullies, now off it's shaft and threatening to fall onto the elevator platform, remarkably resembling another trap. The chains dangling on either side of the pully seem to be the only thing keeping it from falling, something large enough to brush against them would have a multi-ton pulley fall on it. Whatever or whoever damaged them may have left them teetering here by accident, or as another trap.
Hmm, another obvious trap. I wonder where that elevator goes, but I doubt we can repair it!



Alice sneaks N across the tracks in darkness and continues eastwards against the Northern tunnel wall. She takes a peek into the tunnel leading North.

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