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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams. [Bear]
« Last post by Wofl on June 30, 2025, 12:17:49 PM »
I dreampt I was going in for a 7 hour surgery and I was dead tired. There was a doctor and someone else, a gay male nurse? He had this huge chemistry thermometer and said, "I want to be the one who checks the temperature."

It gets crazier.

I say, "I need to go to the bathroom" they look at me strange and then say go.

This hospital has no normal bathrooms, I find a geriatric ward and the room has rows of padded toilets with dirty pads, I pull the pad off, it's in front of everyone, there's another pad with poop on it, and another and another, dozens, so many I can't even find where the water hole is. I give up and ask a lady, she tells me to go ask Joan and Anna. I go into another room, an office of women, "I'm looking for Joan or Anna about a bathroom?"

"I'm Joan," the lady says, "but I don't know where any bathrooms are, Anna is over there."

Anna looks at me and behind her is a door without a handle, just a deadbolt. She opens it with a key and there's a toilet but it's too close to the door to sit on it and shut the door.

I pass, and look for another. I find another room with a swivel toilet right out in the open and an older woman asks me what I'm doing.

I say, "I'm about to go into a 7 hour surgery and the geriatric ward toilets didn't work. I start crying but I'm not sad."

She says, "oh I know you're worried about people targeting those going to surgery" (she's talking about the radical left as if having surgery is so privileged that they need to stop all surgeries.)

I say no, "I'm just worried about people". I have no idea why I said that.

She asks, "people in general?"

Then I wake up and realized I meant I was worried about surgery.

Idk wtf

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on June 30, 2025, 11:43:31 AM »
ok guyse this doesnt work!
we gotta revise our movements or things will end in carnage. and not the good kind of one.

see pic related



Yulya and especially Ashley gotta move west so the troll doesnt go further east where the red X is.
its irrelevant if the troll notices you he can smell you in any case. important is that Alice and Cat stay hidden.
Cat has 60/2=30 movement through difficult terrain with feline agilty this turn. shes not the problem and can get the troll.
Alice only has 40/2=20 movement bc she will needs the rest for flurry of blows. she needs to go further east. only where i put her can she reach the troll even if he goes northeast which we wanna avoid. bandit could shoot her if she goes through the leafless tree but better than nothing.

so Ashleys gotta dash we told her to move more west before. risky but the only way. she doesnt need to do anything else this turn. next turn summon nixie and have her attack with all of us. i have changed Yulyas post to move her west
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Wofl on June 29, 2025, 08:05:45 PM »
[Ashley requests a pause to discuss exactly how she should act and how the attack will involve her and her summons. Please see the other thread.]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Joy the DM]
« Last post by Wofl on June 29, 2025, 07:59:27 PM »
The wasps, as I described, are pushed 50ft south by the wind regardless of what direction they go. They would have to fly directly against the wind to stay North, and thus wouldn't travel West at all. The best you can get is the hypotenuse of a triangle West.

[Ashley] I get vague directions like "spam wasps" and "get out of there" I have nowhere to go, Joy said if I try to walk through a tree I will be spotted. So tell me what to do, I'll wait.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on June 29, 2025, 06:08:52 PM »
Yeah indeed! She should have gone to Yulya! If she drags the troll further east I'm mad. And what's with the wasps? Is the troll a wasp magnet or what?  Summon them as far NW as possible along the edge of the map! We gotta find the beastmaster!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on June 29, 2025, 06:06:03 PM »
Alice keeps motionless and tries to get a look at the troll to determine what equipment he's carrying. She also keeps a lookout for the ominous beastmaster. She peeks through the branches and sees the monster for what it is, it carries the ballista in it's hands and it's fists at the end of it's long arms are wrapped in iron spiked bands making his hands both giant sized clubs and considered light weapons to him.
She notes that the Ballista has three bolts on top but has no idea how they work or if the troll can reload it, but one is ready to fire.
Alice looks at the huge creature she's never seen before thinking
The hell is this thing? he's huge! Is that what orcs look like in this world? I hope not! It has quite ugly ears, very small. But somehow ususual. Definitely worth collecting...



She pays little attention to the bandits words but notes they obviously consider themselves above thieves and burglars. Very pecular. She comes up for a plan after the troll's defeat and has to smile at her ideas.

Alice carefully moves 5ft East and 15ft NE under the tree and hides again
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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Last post by Alice on June 29, 2025, 05:47:21 PM »
Summer has come
It's unbelievably hot but the 30-35°C are still harmless against 40-45°C in Spain!
Sitting outside and gazing at the stars with host, I saw 2 small and one big shooting stars this evening! A few fireflies too but less than last year. Maybe ecause it's so dry.


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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on June 29, 2025, 11:48:20 AM »
Yulya tries to calculate her chances of survival as the troll begins to move in her direction. It's all or nothing now. She hides deep in the tree and hopes for a miracle.
In her panic and dread she sees rays of light unimaginably piercing both the tree and the storm, the golden yellow rays shine around her in a divine warming glow, suddenly she receives a vision.
An angelic figure she knows as SheShe fills her heart with bravery and light if just for the moment, SheShe smiles and then gives an apologetic look. In Yulya's own mindvoice she perceives these thoughts, "you are about to face challenges that will test your abilities and will, tread carefully, not everything is an enemy. But... just so we're clear, everything you face at this moment is. I am always with you."
The image fades and Yulya's left alone and cold once again.

The hooded figure on the wall sees this and calls out, "I know you're out there wizard! Our friend can smell you! Keep sending these worthless illusions, they'll do nothing! Leave now and you'll live to tell the tale, stay and you'll be fed to our pet! We have no accommodations for thieves and burglars." He then trains his crossbow on the field, looking for any sign of life but concentrating on the Northeast.

Yulya is taken by surprise but speaks a silent prayer to SheShe for the advice. She looks over to Ashley and shakes her head. Negotiations with those bandits went nowhere last time. She gesticulates to Ashley to follow her
and moves 10 ft W hiding beneath the tree.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on June 29, 2025, 10:48:14 AM »
SheShe said everything we face right now is an enemy. it sounded good first and Yulya had high hopes but cmon. theryre the bandits with the brooches.  talking to the guy will reveal our position. i wish Ashley had gone further W instead of back E. if the troll follows her we have a problem.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Τamamo on June 29, 2025, 07:01:54 AM »
Cat is astonished by the man's offer to let them retreat. She looks back at Yulya in confusion but readies her Greatsword attack in case the Troll should come into her proximity.

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