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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on April 14, 2026, 04:10:49 pm »
Alice disengages from the Stirges. She attempts to grapple Stirge#2.
Unable to catch a flying bird mid swoop, she attempts to move West in an attempt to separate the bugbears, but the barrier set up by the watcher stops her just beyond the destroyed seal, which is only 30ft.

Bugbear1 chases Alice and moves 30ft West then attempts to throw his dagger at her from 10ft.
Alice redirects the projectile toward its thrower and deals 11 damage to him. But he shrugs it off.
Cornered and with nowhere to run, Alice has no choice but to attack Bugbear#1 with her spear 2 handed followed by an unarmed strike. If this is not enough, Alice spends her last Ki point for another unarmed strike.
Damned, I told you to knock it off!



If this takes the bugbear down, Alice moves 5ft SE and the rest of her movement East staying out of reach of the other bugbear and the stirges.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on April 14, 2026, 04:03:49 pm »
I love those insane dreams.
Host had a cool dream but we forgot.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on April 14, 2026, 03:12:07 pm »
[Round 8][Ghoul will recover in 24 seconds]

Yulya casts Sacred Flame amplified by the goblin staff and her celestial Revelation again hoping to take down the zombie.

[DEX vs DC15 1d20-2=14][DMG 1d8+3+2=10]

She recites the ancient incantation and with a flash of holy light, the zombie is burned and falls to the ground dead re-dead, so she moves 30ft West.

Seeing the zombie fall for good, Cat sends a poison arrow toward the Bulette at a range of 115ft.

[LONG BOW +1 (160/600)][HIT 1d20+1+2+1+1d4=CM]

Luck is frowning on poor ole Cat as the arrow snaps in half as it's fired, destroying it. Tough luck! She then moves on toward the Bulette. (25ft)

[Though you had only a roughly 23% chance to hit the Bulette. Lady luck did you dirty here.]

Alice disengages from the Stirges. She attempts to grapple Stirge#2.

[Grapple vs (extremely nimble) DC20 1d20+5+1d4=12]

Unable to catch a flying bird mid swoop, she attempts to move West in an attempt to separate the bugbears, but the barrier set up by the watcher stops her just beyond the destroyed seal, which is only 30ft.

The Bulette attempts to escape the grapple of M3gan Cat.

[Escape Grapple STR 17 vs DC23 1d20+7=14]

M3gan Cat holds on tightly and attacks the bulette again mercilessly, clawing and biting.

[HIT vs AC22 1d20+1+3+10+1d4=(27,28)(32,33)(35,24)][DMG 1d6+3+1+2=7+8+7=24 Magic piercing and slashing]

Desperately thrashing, knowing its life is soon to end, it again tries to slam the cat against a wall.

[SLAM vs AC15= 1d20+13=24][DMG 2d10+10=24 M3gan Panther's metallic structure resists bludgeoning so she takes 12 damage]

She can't take much more of this but she manages to stay awake.

Stirges2 makes its choice.



[1d2=2,2]

Following its company, it swoops toward Bugbear2 and attempts to grapple.

Bugbear2 abandons his weapons and attempts to remove the stirges.

[Escape Grapple vs DC20 1d20+4=(21,8)][Removal Damage 1d4=2, Grasp 1d4=3][Grapple vs DC14 1d20+10=18][HIT vs AC18 1d20+9=(23,15),(28,14)][DMG AUTO-WOUND 1d4+6=9,7]

He manages to grab one and pull it off, crushing it in his grasp, he throws it down, but suffers injury from its removal, then gets grappled by another, both the 2nd and 3rd dealing damage and another wound, leaving him with 18 damage and exhaustion 2 with two wounds on his head and -2 proficiency, he's close to falling.

Bugbear1 chases Alice and moves 30ft West then attempts to throw his dagger at her from 10ft.

[HIT vs AC14 1d20+8=19][DMG 1d4+7=11][3rd and final Deflect 1d10+7=11]

Alice redirects the projectile toward its thrower and deals 11 damage to him. But he shrugs it off.

[Alice is in poor shape, with only 4HP and 1 ki point remaining.]

[Hidden rolls]

Yulya has a strange sense of intuition that tells her Nezzner is near her, within 30ft, but she sees nothing.

[Make your moves]

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on April 14, 2026, 10:50:19 am »
Alice's plan failed, but not completely, the Stirges were already alerted and on their way as Alice races West, she skids to a stop, followed by the bugbears as the bird-like creatures reach them. Two of them split off and attack Bugbear 2 while one attacks Alice.

Being extremely nimble predators, they swoop in and attempt to grapple and strike their prey. The one targeting Alice just barely misses her but the other two manage to grapple tightly onto Bugbear2 and attack, one of them managing to find a good place to strike and wound him. It's jagged and razor sharp beak plunges deep into the flesh of his scalp causing him one level of exhaustion. The nature of its beak is meant to keep a wound open as they drink the blood of their victim.
Alice disengages from the Stirges.
Shoo, I don't have any blood for you!



She attempts to grapple Stirge#2. If successful, she drags it along 5ft W to Bugbear#1 and pushes it onto him while passing by. Then she continues moving the rest of her movement back East. If unsuccessful, Alice moves 40ft West in an attempt to separate the bugbears.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on April 13, 2026, 05:34:43 pm »
One bite and it won't bother you again at least.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 13, 2026, 05:11:18 pm »
Well, he certainly isn't controlling the birds - or he really hates his subordinates. How are my chances to catch the bird attacking me and / or to bat it towards the other bugbear? It wants blood, I have no blood. But I guess I am still nutritious in this shape. Anyway, I just wanna get the bird to the bugbear. Crusher only lets me move a creature to an unoccupied space.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on April 13, 2026, 04:20:56 pm »
I am not worried about her ability expiring. The +2 was accounted.

The Bulette was there when M3gan returned to Alice after securing the girls in an undisclosed location. Nezzner may be controlling it.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on April 13, 2026, 02:50:25 pm »
Yulya spots Alice Run west away from the Bulette with two bugbears in hot pursuit. She casts Toll the Dead, using her goblin staff obviously, on the zombie she hit last time and then retreats 30 ft west with Cat.
The bell tolls and the Zombie is adversely effected, significantly wounding the already weakened creature.
Trying to stay out of reach of the zombie, puts them 30 ft West. Though the zombie catches up, it's used it's turn to catch up to Yulya, but still charged with electric energy it readies a touch to discharge it's remaining energy (use action).
The zombie doesn't manage to make contact but is still charged.
Yulya is miraculously spared but still faces the undead creature.



Cat we need to finish this!
Yulya casts Sacred Flame amplified by the goblin staff and her celestial Revelation again hoping to take down the zombie.

Yulya can sense Nezzer casting something but isn't sure what.
We need to deal with this spellcaster now or the stream of enemies will never end!

M3gan Panther scratches and bites at the tough hide of the bulette as it desperately attempts to buck her off.
It just can't manage to shake her and suffers the consequences, as it's hide is ripped and torn. In return, it attempts to slam it's back against a wall.
You can tell by her scuffs and cracks that M3gan Panther is near her end as well.
Yulya looks to the ghoul and bulette finding herself surrounded by enemies. She leaves it to Cat where she goes next. if the zombie is down Yulya moves 30ft further west.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on April 13, 2026, 02:25:39 pm »
as things look M3gan panther wont be much help against Nezzer. why did she attack the bulette to begin with? Alice is crazy but shes right we should have plotted them against each other. at least the birds are useful now. things dont look too good on Yulyas side here if we dont finish off the zombie we have a big problem...
is Yulyas celestial revelation still active? dont forget she deals extra radiant dmg!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on April 13, 2026, 10:45:20 am »
My day job office had a slide in it, like an ultra colorful child slide that was huge and complicated. At the same time there was a party going on and we were firing rockets into the sky in a competition.

A gaggle of HR Karens set up a ultra-colorful plastic automated train for children and suddenly there were a dozen children under 5 running around and ruding it. In the corcer of this rather large room was my desk. I was thinking they were trying to take my office.

The latest rocket had a flat wide nosecone, awful aerodynamics, no wonder it didn't go very high.

Now I was riding the slide down the side of the building but it was blocked at the end and a fat guy who looked like Randy Quaid was looking at me like I did something wrong.



I get off and walk with some familiar people and I was going home, it was night by nowso I get a call, it's the Howard Stern show, Howard wants Tucker Carlson's phone number. I ask them to hold on and I do have it, three numbers:

*979
1-800
And a nromal phone number.

I say goodbuy to Howard and that was it.
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