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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on October 19, 2025, 04:46:36 pm »
Alice examines the explosives with enthusiasm.
Ha, and here I thought we would not get to have fun with this stuff!
Alice pockets a stick and hands Cat another.



Quote from: Joy on October 18, 2025, 09:05:21 pm
Ashley sees Cat's attention and looks with her truesight and blindsight as she moves closer, she gives a hand sign, holding up three fingers, silently she points South where Cat heard the sound. Based on the sound your own feet are making on this old splintered wood, whatever these are, are heavier than your group.
Ashley whispers, "Three hunched figures squat near the South end, they look like they're eating something and gnawing on bones. They have pointy ears and they're big."
Alice can barely contain her excitement but manages to keep quiet
Ohh, looks like we already came across those ghoul things and they're having a nice Bandit meal! Let's not disturb them!

Cat, let's carefully approach, I will light the fuse of your explosive, then you'll throw it while I throw Yulya's glow rock as distraction! Then we hide on the east wall away from the blast wave! Be sure to cover your ears and open your mouth, this will be loud!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on October 19, 2025, 04:15:36 pm »
Quote from: Τamamo on October 19, 2025, 03:22:15 am
I guess it's obvious what Alice will want to do and it will involve explosives.
Yes. Why else are they conveniently located at the desk? However Cat should throw them. My throwing skills are not ashleyesque but not great either due to my low STR.

Here is what we do.:
Cat will get the explosives. Then Cat and me will carefully approach those guys without disturbing their meal. I will light the fuse and throw the glowing rock at them, Cat will throw the explosive before we retreat to the wall on the East. Boom!

Yulya and Ashley should probably get out of the way.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Bernd on October 19, 2025, 02:06:37 pm »
Quote from: Joy on October 18, 2025, 11:11:30 pm
These girls look like shit now, oof.
They are Russians. They look extremely hot as Teens but from there it quickly goes downhill. Well they undoubtedly looked good when Tatu became famous. I had to look it up and man, that was 2002. They were born in 84 and 85 so they are actually younger than me and were 16-17 back then. Borderline.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on October 19, 2025, 03:22:15 am »
Haha, will the bags also get a mood system like the mules?

I guess it's obvious what Alice will want to do and it will involve explosives. But we'll just wait what you guys say. Cat will enter Rage this turn for sure, the rest is up to you. She won't charge ahead. Should Yulya cast Emboldening Bond?
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Off-Topic / Re: Cats
« Last post by Τamamo on October 19, 2025, 03:18:25 am »
Nice!
Unfortunately my cat can't go outside but every insect that makes it inside is also chased
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on October 19, 2025, 03:17:30 am »
Oh, I know this one!
The submarine is degaussed against sea mines! Don't ask me how it works but I guess its the opposite of making magnets.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on October 18, 2025, 11:11:30 pm »
These girls look like shit now, oof. The girl I know would be well my age obviously, or was she older? I think I was 21? I can't even remember what year that was anymore. I think they gave me too many drugs when they stole my appendix.
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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on October 18, 2025, 11:09:53 pm »
These are those girls from that band tatu like 25 years ago and the one on the left in this picture looks a lot like the bartender girl I hung out with in NYC that one summer I lived in a closet and made no money. (Not in a gay way)

This was the majority of the basis for Ashley but Ashley is way nicer and not half gay. (She was bi and also had a GF that pretty much considered me a threat but was "taking a pause" or some shit from chickie.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on October 18, 2025, 09:05:21 pm »
Alice tastes the blood while Cat smells for a trail and listens, and Yulya maintains her vigilance.

[Perception +5 Alchemy +2 1d20=14 visual, 20 Haring and scent, 19 taste]

If there's one thing Alice knows well is the taste of human blood, this is human blood.

The group moves south onto a southern platform with some very interesting items on display.

W6: Level 2: Open Quarters

On this platform, raised 15 feet above the level 2 floor, covering a huge pile of tailings, is a miners' barrack, where the skilled delvers working in Wave Echo Cave may have rested between shifts on this level. There are two bedrolls left but slightly less dusty spots where others might have been.

Tables with scrolls are as shown, fur lined sleep sacks lay under shelves along the Southeast and next to the other sacks on the Southwest wall. Tools, mining gear and of particular interest, prepared sticks of explosives, among other things are on the shelves and scraps of the remains of what was likely maps line the walls of this chamber, perhaps a dozen separate scraps are left, utterly without context and holding no useful information on first glance. To the East is a full cart of coal. A small elevator is just North of that.



Just to the south Cat hears faint creaking and splintering sounds; something is just south of your position.

Ashley sees Cat's attention and looks with her truesight and blindsight as she moves closer, she gives a hand sign, holding up three fingers, silently she points South where Cat heard the sound. Based on the sound your own feet are making on this old splintered wood, whatever these are, are heavier than your group.

Ashley whispers, "Three hunched figures squat near the South end, they look like they're eating something and gnawing on bones. They have pointy ears and they're big."



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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« Last post by Joy on October 18, 2025, 07:16:39 pm »
I have been struggling to lose weight, you know, moving more and eating less, zero progress.

Then I said, "FUCK YOU SUN!"

I lost 4.5 lbs by eating more.

Mhm, that fucking Sun was feeding me like a plant. Fucking photosynthesis.

On another subject I tried MSG and it did exactly jack shit to the flavor of my meal. I am not Asian enough to even taste it.
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