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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams. [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on August 19, 2025, 05:42:22 PM »
Dream after dream of fondling women and girls. Exgf snuggling, random girls, then just before I woke up, the plan was to "repopulate the planet" only one quirk, I was the only guy amd I was in a Jr. High cafeteria with a ton of 11-13 yr old girls.

Nothing actually happened as I woke up shortly after.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on August 19, 2025, 05:36:59 PM »


Next up fuel injectors and MAF sensor. I've replaced virtually everything else, still running rich, the only thing left after this is the TPS and MAP sensors, both pricy. Could also try the fuel pressure regulator and pump.

Sheesh.
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on August 19, 2025, 05:07:01 PM »
Hoxt dreamt he was riding in a car with Bear. They had some construction job to do. No idea if they ever got there. We suck at remembering dreams lately.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Alice on August 19, 2025, 04:34:06 PM »
Honestly I have no idea how that works in Germany but probably similarly. Nobody ever gets caught. Staff looks away, it's not their problem. I've heard organized gangs = sandniggers steal coffee beans from supermarkets because that's most profitable.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Joy on August 19, 2025, 10:53:29 AM »
Alcohol has been locked up in these stores for lore than a decade, the moment they decriminalized petty theft they had to lock up alcohol.

Petty theft <$900 used to also be a felony, but now it's a misdemeanor which no one really considers a big deal. With a felony suddenly you can't vote in some states, you can't own a gun, certain professional licenses, other restrictions and sometimes you need to go in periodically to re-register if it was really bad, they also want to keep track of where you're living. Misdemeanor is a glorified parking ticket with usually no sentence and a fine.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on August 19, 2025, 10:39:06 AM »
"Give me Alric's Plate, I'll explain it to Freya." Ashley notes Yulya has two Silver Brooches now.
Yulya nestles in her backpack and hands Ashley the plate, glad to be rid of it.
She won't be happy certainly not...

Ashley sees the whistle in the fresh snow and picks it up, "If we're here to face whatever comes, then let's face it."
Yulya eyes the whistle with worry.
Keep an eye on it if it begins to glow!

The entrance dust has many types of footprints, animals and humanoids alike. You can see dozens of humanoids wearing boots, wolves, and large Troll prints. [There are many creatures that seem to spawn out of nothing in caves and abandoned mines, as if growing from the rocks themselves, some theorize the mana that has infused the very Earth itself when the mana circuits were first opened thousands of years ago also opened portals to other planes, others just believe caves are a natural habitat for animals in general and the monsters merely follow nature. Whether these creatures are attracted to the invisible rifts of energy, spawned spontaneously, or simply wandered in is a matter of conjecture.]
Yulya explain the varying theories to the others but has no answer to what happened here.

There are three passageways, North, South and East, and what initially looks like oil lanterns are lit instead with everglow stone; this light orange, dim, but everlasting light keeps the mine indefinitely lit in most areas. The very slightly hissing stone let's off a musty, burnt dirt-like odor that most find offensive but the dwaves call 'the smell of home'.
Yulya picks up a small rock and casts LIGHT on it before putting it in her pockets. It can be thrown in dark corners to illuminate them.
I could cast LIGHT on Beatrice so we could use her as mobile illumination!


The temperature is easily 15C warmer inside the cave, a welcome relief to the bitter cold outside, owed to the natural thermal capacity of the earth and the fact that colder temperatures haven't had time to fully saturate the mountain. As your eyes acclimate to the dim light you notice the body of a goblin, this one has had his skull crushed and his weapons broken beyond repair nearby.
Yulya notices the goblin with unease, askinh herself how many different monsters will be in this mine.

Ashley finds one trap that the male Bandit described, a noose meant to catch a foot and hoist an intruder upside down at the entrance. The rope can be reclaimed if you want the 50ft of Hemp Rope.
How many traps you know of are here, Ashley?
Yulya asks while nervously scanning the mine from ceiling to floor

We must find that elevator as soon as possible to block it!

I saw another entrance South of here Nya! Can you send Beatrice to check it out Nya? I don't wanna get ambushed from behind Nya!
Yulya agrees.
Yes please we need to know all options before we venture deeper! We also must check the N and S passage before we go further East. This maze is ideal for ambushes. Ashley can you summon another wasp? We can have one investigate the Southern entrance and one scout ahead.
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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« Last post by Kashtan on August 19, 2025, 09:55:41 AM »
lol the only thing locked up here is alcohol
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on August 19, 2025, 03:13:37 AM »
The entrance dust has many types of footprints, animals and humanoids alike. You can see dozens of humanoids wearing boots, wolves, and large Troll prints. [There are many creatures that seem to spawn out of nothing in caves and abandoned mines, as if growing from the rocks themselves, some theorize the mana that has infused the very Earth itself when the mana circuits were first opened thousands of years ago also opened portals to other planes, others just believe caves are a natural habitat for animals in general and the monsters merely follow nature. Whether these creatures are attracted to the invisible rifts of energy, spawned spontaneously, or simply wandered in is a matter of conjecture.]
Learning this, Alice stops abruptly.
Wait, wait wait!
Are you saying monsters can materialize out of thin air here? I thought only the werewofl could summon them? I've heard about regions where the barrier to what you call the Negative Plane was so thin that demonic entities could flood over, but those are usually quickly turned into hell on Earth. This place looks fairly normal. Otherwise the Rockseekers wouldn't think about mining here.

Crudely scratched into the wall just at the entrance is a giant spider outline similar in form to what was seen in the goblin den but not nearly as elegant or well done.
Alice's eyes narrow. She decides to deface it as soon as this mine is cleared. Right now that would create too much noise.

From the entrance you can see that the mine is impressively immaculate, other than dust, they've kept it clean.
Alice nods approvingly.
Yep, definitely humans.

There are three passageways, North, South and East, and what initially looks like oil lanterns are lit instead with everglow stone; this light orange, dim, but everlasting light keeps the mine indefinitely lit in most areas. The very slightly hissing stone let's off a musty, burnt dirt-like odor that most find offensive but the dwaves call 'the smell of home'.
Alice pats Cat on the back.
Not my thing either but I'm glad I don't have your nose!

The temperature is easily 15C warmer inside the cave, a welcome relief to the bitter cold outside, owed to the natural thermal capacity of the earth and the fact that colder temperatures haven't had time to fully saturate the mountain.
Alice takes off Alric's cloak and packs it up
Ah yes, that feels better in here. Not good, but at least better!

She runs her hand over the stone walls.
Crystalline rock, there's probably even hot springs somewhere down here. It should get warmer the deeper we go.

As your eyes acclimate to the dim light you notice the body of a goblin, this one has had his skull crushed and his weapons broken beyond repair nearby. Upon inspection of the body, it is dressed in filthy rags, further revealing that it is not a Cragmaw goblin, if anything it looks a yellower shade and its ears are uniquely different, perhaps a subspecies, it looks to be no more than a week since it's death but the naturally sterile cave in conjunction with the weather outside has mostly preserved it. What this fellow is doing here or who killed it, if not the bandits, is a mystery.[/i]
Alice closely inspects the ears like a phrenologist determining the ethnicity of a savage.
Yes, definitely outside the range of goblin ears I have seen so far. This must also go in my collection, but fresh ones!

The walls you can immediately see are carved with simple reliefs showing dwarf and gnome miners at work, these carvings are quite well done, some have been defaced, others are smeared with a substance that is foul and smells as such, perhaps by the goblin before his demise. The lanterns and the carvings of miners otherwise give a sense of welcoming, and were likely meant for that purpose to welcome newcomers and make the place feel more at home.
Alice tilts her head, trying to get an overview of the reliefs.
Dwarves are strange people but you gotta admire their industriousness and dedication. Goblins on the other hand...

After closer inspection, there's a well hidden barrel near the entrance that could be used to store supplies, it currently has two child-sized mining helmets, likely meant for halflings who the dwarfs historically hire as miners, and two similarly sized mining overalls, a touch material that is otherwise no better than what you have, again, only Alice could potentially squeeze into them.
Alice looks at the equipment and then at the expectant gazes of the others.
I doubt any of those bandits would take a halfling miner for granted in the current situation. Ah well, before I ruin my wofl cloak I'll give it a try I guess...

Alice morphs out of her clothes and into the mining overall and dons the helmet
Kind of useful I can always adapt to cloth sizes!


Venturing deeper into the mine, Alice keeps her bow ready with a poisoned arrow should anything appear from behind
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on August 18, 2025, 05:41:52 PM »
They're just mine appropriate clothing that keeps gravel and sand out of your knickers. The helmet has a spot to put your glowstone or candle.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on August 18, 2025, 04:12:50 PM »
Would I get any benefits from wearing that miner's helmet and overall? I guess not. Also I can't wear any sort of armor or shield.
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