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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Joy on March 18, 2026, 04:59:27 pm »
The fuck are you accusing me of? Even if they were cute I get away as soon as possible!



In the gym or otherwise.



I don't need any drama, period.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Kashtan on March 18, 2026, 04:06:57 pm »
i admit i chat too much at the gym. or rather listen to the stories of the military and police guys
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on March 18, 2026, 03:50:21 pm »
Yulya sighs and shakes her head
Girls PLEASE we have neither time nor strength for such nonsense!
If there is no trap, enemy or danger for the girl here I agree with Ashley we should carefully advance and search the area. But we must make sure that girl is neither dying on us nor an enemy in disguise!



Yulya casts GUIDANCE on herself and searches the area for traps. If there is nothing she tries to determine from a safe distance if the girl at the throne is really human and if she is in immediate mortal danger. If necessary she directs Alice to poke her with the pole
We must be careful! It might be another illusion or a camouflaged enemy luring us into a trap!


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on March 18, 2026, 03:38:10 pm »
ok to be fair the whole discussion was moot as Yulya said from the start she will investigate and search the area for traps before anyone does anything stupid
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on March 18, 2026, 09:17:29 am »
Cat's eyes dart between Alice and Ashley as she tries to follow the conversation, her tail swaying back and forth.
No bickering Nya or I'll treat your behinds again!



Of course we'll look for traps and everything first Nya!
Cat looks to Yulya for a decision and if necessary helps to search the area.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on March 17, 2026, 07:17:53 pm »


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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on March 17, 2026, 06:44:17 pm »
Alice is looking increasingly annoyed



Hey, as far as I recall YOU rushed us here because we must rescue the girls while I told you we'd be running straight into the enemy's trap. Now we're here, I tried to follow your advice and now it's the opposite? No matter what I do it's never right for you! Maybe I should throw a firebomb at her to see if it's really a girl or another scaly shapeshifter? We should never assume anyone we encounter is what he looks like!

Ah whatever!
Let Yulya-sama check the area for traps and determine where we should go!
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on March 17, 2026, 06:28:19 pm »
I came up with a viable approach to rescue a person from a dangerous source of electricity. Take it or leave it.

Uh oh, Alice is making up scenarios again. The throne is only big enough for the gem.
Let's roll:
First, how good or bad the consequences are for Alice making up scripted scenarios while not being DM: [1d20=1] okay that's very very bad. Now we will roll the magatude of the issue Alice has added to this scenario [1d20=17] pretty devastating
>magatude


You can thank Alice for her contribution to your fate. Anything Alice plans will go the opposite way and have horrendous consequences.
Yes, yes it was like this from the beginning. Think of something new!

[Ashley] thanks Alice, also, why would I electrocute myself?  That's not what heroes do.
Yes that's exactly what heroes do! Electrocute themselves.
We have no chance against that real drow ear haver who's likely more powerful than Mormesk and the green eyeball thing together. Only the Mecha Goddess can beat him. And she only takes over when you're dead. So you have to die. Don't blame me, I didn't make those rules. And I ain't no hero either. That's a hero's job. But I can tie you a noose of you prefer a more traditional approach.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on March 17, 2026, 05:34:20 pm »
i also suspect this is a trap.
i told you its a trap
so let Yulya search the area and see what she finds. then we can determine where to go.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on March 17, 2026, 05:16:51 pm »
The lightning pops and clicks as you get closer, Alice's plan is doomed to fail in a spectacular way.



"Isn't this supposed to be a trap and the first thing you do is run for the cheese? I say we carefully explore the rest of the chamber before the ceiling falls on us and we're electrocuted."



"Cat? Yulya? What are we really doing?"
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