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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 13, 2025, 10:13:51 am »
You've already done enough.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread[Bear]
« Last post by Joy on December 13, 2025, 10:11:22 am »
Dang, it sounds like a lot like that! I think it's more like 1000 but still what am I doing?!

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on December 13, 2025, 10:00:33 am »
[Round 2]

Yulya casts BLESS on Alice, Ashley and Cat and hesitates for a moment.

Cat gives Nixie Temporary HP. Cat races W around Drake2 and attacks it flanking with one of the cats. Again she tries to deal a Heavy blow with her Greatsword. Helga follows and attacks.

[2d8=10]

Cat races around Drake 2 but then realizes that Alice's explosion has disturbed the spores around all the crystals, causing a noxious cloud with a 5ft radius around each of them.

[CON vs DC12 1d20+3+1d4,+0+1d4=(CR,CR)]

Both Cat and Helga are saved from the possibly debilitating effect. Drake 2 is immune to the spores.

[HIT vs AC16 1d20+5+2+1-5+1d4,+4+1d4=(14,10),(19,15)][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=19][DMG 1d4+2=6]

Cat's gamble on a heavy blow misses the mark. Olga manages to claw the drake for 6.

Did you come to help us? I'll hold the guy down, you hit him again!

Alice's utterances are indecipherable to the Myconid if they could even hear her after the explosion. She crams herself in the space between the drake and the rock pillar and executes a grapple-shove combo. Again amplified by spending one Ki point if grapple or shove fail. If not, Alice adds one unarmed attack.

[Grapple/Shove (is treated as an attack move, grapple alone is a counter vs DC15) vs AC16 1d20+5+1d4=(22,21)][HIT vs AC16 1d20+5+1d4=(25,19)][DMG 1d6+3=5]

She grapples the creature and knocks it prone, and her hit is true.

With the use of her Ring of quick casting - and amplified by her goblin staff - Yulya combines Word of Radiance with Toll the Dead and gives it the Distant property targeting all the drakes and amplifies the spell with 6MP of Ashley's Wild Magic.

[Luck 1d100=(43,81) Potency 1d4=(1,4) Wild 1d100=41]

The staff comes to life, the wood writhing in her hand like a snake, flowers bud and blossom on the staff and its energy is imparted into the growing energy of the spell. Three sorceress points are used to combine (2) and amplify (1) the distance of the spells. The combination is a success as the spell sends 4 mysterious necrotic bells above each of the drakes, sending a deafening tone into each.

[CON/WIS vs DC15 1d20+3=(CR,CM)(CM,16)(9,7)(7,22)][DMG D1(0+2x1d12+6)/2,D2(2x1d6+6+1d8/2+3)/2,D3(1d6+3+1d8+3)/2,D4(1d6+3+1d8/2+3)/2 x 3&3/4=(37,35,20,27)]
 
Though her spell is a roaring success, dealing a combined 119HP in damage, causing all the drakes significant injury, Yulya's luck has run out in terms of Ashley's wild magic. The goblin staff and her become one plant-like structure of knotted wood, flowers and leaves cloaked in vestments. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, or after 1 turn, your form reverts.

Ashley stands back to bark with Yulya, using her shield as a barrier against the drakes while her cats do what they can to hopefully take out one.



Olga slips between Drake 3 and 4 and attacks 3 while Nixie attempts to pounce on Drake 3.

[HIT CLAW vs AC16 1d20+5+1d4,+4+1d4=(20,10),(19,15) GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+5=20, CON vs DC15 1d20+3=5,16][DMG 1d6+3+2+1d4+2=13]

Nixie fails to grapple the drake, but they both manage a hit for a combined 13HP against Drake 3. Not enough to take him down.

Myconid 1 attacks Fume Drake 1 repeatedly with multiple appendages.

[HIT vs AC16 1d20+11,+6,+2=(29,24)(17,24)(6,10)][DMG 4d6+8+0+0=26, Drake 1 is immune to the Myconid's poison spores]

The drake falls to his injuries.

Myconid 2 traverses the distance to Drake 3 and attacks.

[HIT vs AC16 1d20+6=(CR,9)][DMG 2d6+4+0x2=26, Drake 3 is immune to the Myconid's poison spores]

Drake 3 succumbs to his injuries and slips off the platform into the depths of the crevasse.

Drake 4 Bites Olga

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+8=18][DMG 2d8+3+1d6 poison=17]

Olga pops out of existence.

Fume Drake 4 then approaches Nixie and attacks with it's whip-like tail.

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+4=7]

The drake misses.

Drake 2 emits a noxious cloud about itself with a 10ft Radius.

[FORT vs DC16 1d20+8+1d4,+0+1d4=25,15][DMG 3d6=6]

Helga chokes on the fumes but manages to remain anchored to the material plane.

The fume drake then attempts to bite Helga

[HIT vs AC12 1d20+8=11]

The drake misses.

[Make your moves]


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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on December 13, 2025, 09:41:20 am »
That's $1200 annually for your friends? That's very generous. I also don't see how the AI companies are ever going to make money. People find it funny or convenient to use this but I doubt many would pay for a significant subscription. Especially in the current state where most of what you get is nonsense.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on December 13, 2025, 09:24:54 am »
Just asking if we are waiting for something.
Before I'm blamed again for slowing the game down...
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 12, 2025, 10:39:53 pm »
Bear pays probably $100 a month just for subscription services he never watches so that his friends can watch what they want when they come over while in his limited free time this is what he chooses to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEVoNb1Az8k

The mainstream entertainment sources are completely wasting their time, true rotten brains love Youtube poop.

[Bear] This is the only good usage of AI, and all these companies are trying to push AI assistants, no one wants to pay for that. Only sex-assistants obviously.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 12, 2025, 10:00:27 pm »
It's in the safe right where he intends it to be until it's thoroughly rusted from this salt air. BTW it's already been banned in this state so it's no longer transferrable or sellable, and parts can't be purchased according to a friend of his. It's legal to own if you already own it however. Additional restrictions likely to follow.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Alice on December 12, 2025, 03:14:57 pm »
Soo - did Mr. Bear ever touch the Glock he bought? How many rounds this year?
I have a training course and a competition this weekend. Probably around 500rds 9mm. Equivalent to a bit more than 100€. At least ammo prices for common calibers have fallen slightly, especially 9mm. Exotic rifle cartridges are becoming prohibitively expensive though.
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Off-Topic / Re: Cats
« Last post by Alice on December 12, 2025, 02:39:07 pm »
Don't you live in an apartment block? Cat didn't get out on the street, right?

Our cats don't exactly love each other. They're not related. They just showed up on their own as refugees within a couple of years. So you could say they tolerate each other and rarely fight but that's all. They used to 'play' but mostly only one wanted to and the other got mad and hit back. The favorite game was that one went under a rug and the other jumped on top.  Or fighting over a cardboard box. They stopped long ago and mostly just lie around.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on December 12, 2025, 05:19:42 am »
Cat lets out a triumphant roar obliterating the drake. She gives Nixie temporary HP just as new drakes pop up.
Nyaaa? More enemies Nya?

Having her sensitive ears again damaged by Alice's blast and paying no attention to the Myconoids for the moment, Cat races W around Drake2 and attacks it flanking with one of the cats. Again she tries to deal a Heavy blow with her Greatsword.

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