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« Last post by Alice on March 06, 2026, 01:08:44 pm »One day - one day it will be one disappointment too much for Alice...
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« Last post by Joy on March 04, 2026, 04:37:26 pm »Title: A spiral into madness.
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« Last post by Alice on March 04, 2026, 03:56:07 pm »The "drow" slowly fades to an odd looking scaly humanoid without ears, apparently the drow façade was an illusion, this being has no equipment or ears. Sadly the long velvety ears of the drow fade and it is revealed it has no ears, only small holes on the sides of its head. There are no external ears at all on this being. An evolutionally trait of this being has left it without external ears. It is simply devoid of those lusciously long drow ears it has promised originally. Alice obviously laments the lack of ears on this pathetic earless creature.Alice freezes mid-battle and stares at the non-drow in disbelief.
The.Fuck.Is.That?
Where are my ears?
Was that this Nezzer guy?
Alice turns to the surviving bugbears for answers
Who was that guy? And you let yourself be ordered around by - that thing?? At least you have ears! I still need some decent ones from you bugbears!
Without warning, Alice jumps bugbear 1 and attempts to grapple him. As always followed by a shove prone move, or a second grapple attempt in case the first one fails.
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« Last post by Yulya on March 04, 2026, 12:55:52 pm »Seeing what is going on there Yulya moves 30ft S and forms an Emboldening Bond between Alice and Cat.
Ashley! Nixie did great but we need more backup please!
Ashley! Nixie did great but we need more backup please!
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« Last post by Kashtan on March 04, 2026, 12:53:08 pm »that went better than expected - except for Alices ear collection. shell snap at some point. and yeah i expected human bandits not more bugbears and strange non-drows
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« Last post by Joy on March 04, 2026, 05:14:32 am »[Round 0]
Yulya estutely recognizes the Bulette tunnel except it's not nearly as fresh as the tunnels above and seems to be larger and has been worked to remove the easily accessable ores. Additional chanses have taken out any veins that interesected the tunnel long ago, this tunnel is likely an abandoned tunnel of that creature.
Ashley, Alice and Cat are blessed.
Cat gains 4 THP as she enters Rage and approaches the enemy with Alice.
W18: Maze Caverns:
Natural and dug passageways dominate the eastern half of this cavern. Secured to iron stakes along on the eastern edge of the tunnel are several ropes leading North-South, perhaps used for guidance in the dark. Alice and Cat approach a the area where a drow holding a torch is barking orders at four bugbears who are sifting through rubble. They seem to be trying to dig through a recently collapsed section of the path.
The group is too busy to notice Cat and Alice rush up.
Ashley's Glyph ring triggers and Nixie is summoned 10ft South. She rushes off as Ashly rallies her to attack.
Cat reaches them with feline agility sets up flank with Alice and sweeps the drow and two bugbears.
Alice reaches them with step of the wind, flanks the Drow and attacks with her spear and unarmed strike followed up by flurry of blows. (2 ki points are used) Nixie reaches the Drow and Pounces, then attacks again with rally attack.
Bugbear 1 and 3 are exceptionally large, Bugbear 2 is very small, Bugbear 4 is average sized.
[HIT(A) SWORD SWEEP vs AC14,AC18,AC18 1d20+5+2+1+1d4=(24,CM)(24,23)(29,12)], [DMG 2d6+5+1+2=(15,16,12)]
[HIT(A) SPEAR vs AC14 1d20+2+3+1d4=(24,18), HIT(A) UNARMED 1d20+2+3+1d4(25,18)(24,CM)(11,17)][DMG 1d8+3=8, 1d6+3=(9,5,9)]
[HIT(A) CLAW (2) vs AC14 1d20+5+1d4=(19,20),(CR,17), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+4=CM, HIT(A) BITE vs AC14 1d20+5=(CR,14), CON vs DC15 1d20+x=14,8][DMG (1d6+3+2=14), (1d6+3+2)X2+(1d6+3+2)X2=(14,15)]
Cat's sweep is successful, hitting all three with one smooth motion and does 15, 16, and 12 damage to the Drow, Bugbear2 and Bugbear3 respectively.
Alice hits every blow doing a combined total of 31 damage to the drow.
Nixie's initial claw atack is enough to down the drow and she follows on to Bugbear 2 with her pounce critically hitting the small bugbear for 14, this downs that bugbear, given her momentum, she's able to bite Bugbear3 for 15 additional damage, wounding the bugbear in the back.
[Initiative Team=16 vs 18]
[Round 1]
The bugbears attack whoever they can dual wielding large maces and daggers off-hand.
[HIT(3) vs AC14,12,16 1d20+9,+7 (CM,21)(25,22)(18-2,16-2)][DMG 2d4+8+1d4+8 (13,11)(10,10)(14)]
The first Bugbear's strike on Alice is true but she deflects it (1d10+7=10), unable to fully deflect it, she takes 3 blunt damage but resists most of it, ending with only 1 damage. The second blow from his dagger hits for another 11 piercing damage.
Bugbear4 is far enough from Cat to avoid her Sentinel ability and hits Nixie for a total of 20 damage from blunt and piercing, unfortunately that's enough to push her back to the negative plane.
Bugbear3, weakened by Nixie's critical hit strikes Cat with only the dagger and she only takes 7 of that after her resistances.
The "drow" slowly fades to an odd looking scaly humanoid without ears, apparently the drow façade was an illusion, this being has no equipment or ears. Sadly the long velvety ears of the drow fade and it is revealed it has no ears, only small holes on the sides of its head. There are no external ears at all on this being. An evolutionally trait of this being has left it without external ears. It is simply devoid of those lusciously long drow ears it has promised originally. Alice obviously laments the lack of ears on this pathetic earless creature.
[Make your moves]
Yulya estutely recognizes the Bulette tunnel except it's not nearly as fresh as the tunnels above and seems to be larger and has been worked to remove the easily accessable ores. Additional chanses have taken out any veins that interesected the tunnel long ago, this tunnel is likely an abandoned tunnel of that creature.
Ashley, Alice and Cat are blessed.
Cat gains 4 THP as she enters Rage and approaches the enemy with Alice.
W18: Maze Caverns:
Natural and dug passageways dominate the eastern half of this cavern. Secured to iron stakes along on the eastern edge of the tunnel are several ropes leading North-South, perhaps used for guidance in the dark. Alice and Cat approach a the area where a drow holding a torch is barking orders at four bugbears who are sifting through rubble. They seem to be trying to dig through a recently collapsed section of the path.
The group is too busy to notice Cat and Alice rush up.
Ashley's Glyph ring triggers and Nixie is summoned 10ft South. She rushes off as Ashly rallies her to attack.
Cat reaches them with feline agility sets up flank with Alice and sweeps the drow and two bugbears.
Alice reaches them with step of the wind, flanks the Drow and attacks with her spear and unarmed strike followed up by flurry of blows. (2 ki points are used) Nixie reaches the Drow and Pounces, then attacks again with rally attack.
Bugbear 1 and 3 are exceptionally large, Bugbear 2 is very small, Bugbear 4 is average sized.
[HIT(A) SWORD SWEEP vs AC14,AC18,AC18 1d20+5+2+1+1d4=(24,CM)(24,23)(29,12)], [DMG 2d6+5+1+2=(15,16,12)]
[HIT(A) SPEAR vs AC14 1d20+2+3+1d4=(24,18), HIT(A) UNARMED 1d20+2+3+1d4(25,18)(24,CM)(11,17)][DMG 1d8+3=8, 1d6+3=(9,5,9)]
[HIT(A) CLAW (2) vs AC14 1d20+5+1d4=(19,20),(CR,17), GRAPPLE vs DC13 1d20+4=CM, HIT(A) BITE vs AC14 1d20+5=(CR,14), CON vs DC15 1d20+x=14,8][DMG (1d6+3+2=14), (1d6+3+2)X2+(1d6+3+2)X2=(14,15)]
Cat's sweep is successful, hitting all three with one smooth motion and does 15, 16, and 12 damage to the Drow, Bugbear2 and Bugbear3 respectively.
Alice hits every blow doing a combined total of 31 damage to the drow.
Nixie's initial claw atack is enough to down the drow and she follows on to Bugbear 2 with her pounce critically hitting the small bugbear for 14, this downs that bugbear, given her momentum, she's able to bite Bugbear3 for 15 additional damage, wounding the bugbear in the back.
[Initiative Team=16 vs 18]
[Round 1]
The bugbears attack whoever they can dual wielding large maces and daggers off-hand.
[HIT(3) vs AC14,12,16 1d20+9,+7 (CM,21)(25,22)(18-2,16-2)][DMG 2d4+8+1d4+8 (13,11)(10,10)(14)]
The first Bugbear's strike on Alice is true but she deflects it (1d10+7=10), unable to fully deflect it, she takes 3 blunt damage but resists most of it, ending with only 1 damage. The second blow from his dagger hits for another 11 piercing damage.
Bugbear4 is far enough from Cat to avoid her Sentinel ability and hits Nixie for a total of 20 damage from blunt and piercing, unfortunately that's enough to push her back to the negative plane.
Bugbear3, weakened by Nixie's critical hit strikes Cat with only the dagger and she only takes 7 of that after her resistances.
The "drow" slowly fades to an odd looking scaly humanoid without ears, apparently the drow façade was an illusion, this being has no equipment or ears. Sadly the long velvety ears of the drow fade and it is revealed it has no ears, only small holes on the sides of its head. There are no external ears at all on this being. An evolutionally trait of this being has left it without external ears. It is simply devoid of those lusciously long drow ears it has promised originally. Alice obviously laments the lack of ears on this pathetic earless creature.
[Make your moves]
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« Last post by Τamamo on March 04, 2026, 03:44:02 am »That was a joke, Kashtan. You of all people should get the 'omg is this real'. I know its AI. Look how perfectly everything is arranged.
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« Last post by Joy on March 03, 2026, 07:13:35 pm »
Science is of utmost importance!
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« Last post by Alice on March 03, 2026, 04:20:16 pm »>Operant Conditioning
Always remember that Alice is an extremely resent- and vengeful being that never forgives and never forgets!
Always remember that Alice is an extremely resent- and vengeful being that never forgives and never forgets!