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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on April 07, 2026, 02:34:26 pm »
Alice can just make out the sound of a large cat, perhaps one of the mechathereal variety oddly wearing women's underwear, trying to attack the bulette outside the room. Maybe managing to grapple it, maybe biting it successfully, but a bulette is tough and is probably not going to be taken out quickly and bites hard but can't really attack anything grappling it due to it's poor body shape and limited reach. It could be that the loud bang that was heard was the bulette slamming against the wall in hopes to dislodge its rider.
Alice isn't happy about the events.
M3gan, help the bulette friend enter the room, don't attack it. We need him here!



Alice attacks the bugbear who already took damage with her spear 2-handed followed by Flurry of Blows, expending 1 Ki point.
Alice misses every attempt to strike the bugbears with effect. Deflecting off their tough armor and hides.
The lack of effect isn't affecting Alice's mood in a positive way either

The bugbears attack with flanking.
The first blow is deflected (2nd out of 3) and hits the second bugbear doing 13 blunt damage. The second attack hits Alice dealing 6 blunt damage after her resistance.
First you attack me who's trying to save your lives and now you are you hitting each other? Can't you be reasonable for once?

Seeing Alice shrug off their attacks, they switch to daggers and begin their attacks renewed using extra attack.
Unable to deflect again this turn, she takes the full brunt of the attacks taking 20 slashing damage and is down to 4HP.
Damned cut that out!
Severely wounded, Alice has to resort to her precious healing potion, the last one. Looks like Harbin won't get any back.

[Strategizing in progress]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on April 07, 2026, 01:47:52 pm »
I don't recommend you stay and fight the bugbears. Frankly, the flags have been captured and now Nezzer is a captive audience, unable to leave, he'll run out of minions, he can't escape except through the main chamber.

If you stand there like a dolt one more turn, the bugbears will eat you. There's your scripted preview.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 07, 2026, 01:10:34 pm »
The agreement was, you need to keep 1 ki point in reserve to use the redirects.
Yes obviously!
Come on, all I wanted to know is how many Ki points I have. With the one I used now I have one left. I gotta wait 'til I use up my redirects, then I can use the last one. It's going to be lame anyway. Since I'm not allowed to collapse the ceiling I'll keep on attacking mindlessly. I still doubt I can take down both of those guys. I was hoping M3gan would open the door to let the bulette friend inside, not attack it!7

Btw, Yulya never had the healer's kit. She gave it to me after Ashley gave it to her because Yulya can heal with her spells and isn't ath the front line. It's good I have it but we definitely need another. Forgetting bout the potion wasn't smart but I didn't think about it either. We're the 8-9INT club after all. This should be our new party name. The Low-Ints.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Yulya on April 06, 2026, 08:22:56 pm »
Oh no!
While I do not have a healers kit I still had a normal healing potion! My apologies Cat I should have used that last turn. But nobody else mentioned it either. We should look at the inventory more often!
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on April 06, 2026, 08:11:37 pm »
Yulya casts Healing Hands on Cat and uses her potion.
Cat has stabilized at 0HP and she still has an untreated wound, if treated with the healing kit she will become conscious with 1HP, it can easily be done as a use action.
Yulya becomes desperate that Cat still does not wake up.
If only we had bought more healers kits! Alice has our only one...

Nestling in her pouch Yulya discovers that she was carrying another normal healing potion they found in the chest in the goblin cave.
Oh - I totally forgot about this...

Yulya quickly pours the potion in Cats mouth
Nezzer casts remote animate dead.
The mage's corpse stands shakily, now in a reptilian form, and shambles with a dash towards Yulya as a zombie.
Oh in Eldaths name! Does this have to be now?


Yulya casts Sacred Flame on the zombie amplified with the goblin staff and her celestial revelation and moves 30ft around the throne. She keeps a safe distance from the sparks and hopes the zombie continues to charge her - running into the electrical arcs.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on April 06, 2026, 07:15:27 pm »
Cat has stabilized at 0HP and she still has an untreated wound, if treated with the healing kit she will become conscious with 1HP, it can easily be done as a use action. Do you even care about your friend!?
but Alice has the healers kit theres nothing Yulya can do about that.
ok it would have been smarter to only take the healing potion after Cat woke up but the harsh reality is that Yulya is more important than Cat rn. if Yulya goes down its over. Cat can still be healed.

we will now see if the zombie acts like a proper zombie (stupid) or is another elite un-undead.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on April 06, 2026, 04:02:36 pm »
[Round 6][Ghoul will recover in 42 seconds]

Yulya casts Healing Hands on Cat and uses her potion.

[Cat gains 2d4=5HP, Yulya gains 4d4+4=16HP]

Cat has stabilized at 0HP and she still has an untreated wound, if treated with the healing kit she will become conscious with 1HP, it can easily be done as a use action. Do you even care about your friend!?

M4gan rushes out.

[Meanwhile...]



Alice attacks the bugbear who already took damage with her spear 2-handed followed by Flurry of Blows, expending 1 Ki point.

[HIT vs AC18 1d20+3+2+1d4=16,17,10]

Alice misses every attempt to strike the bugbears with effect. Deflecting off their tough armor and hides.

Alice can just make out the sound of a large cat, perhaps one of the mechathereal variety oddly wearing women's underwear, trying to attack the bulette outside the room. Maybe managing to grapple it, maybe biting it successfully, but a bulette is tough and is probably not going to be taken out quickly and bites hard but can't really attack anything grappling it due to it's poor body shape and limited reach. It could be that the loud bang that was heard was the bulette slamming against the wall in hopes to dislodge its rider.

The bugbears attack with flanking.

[HIT vs AC14 1d20+9 (11,15),(18,18)][DMG 1d10+8=13,12][DEFLECT 1d10+7=14]

The first blow is deflected (2nd out of 3) and hits the second bugbear doing 13 blunt damage. The second attack hits Alice dealing 6 blunt damage after her resistance.

Seeing Alice shrug off their attacks, they switch to daggers and begin their attacks renewed using extra attack.

[HIT vs AC14 1d20+5 (13,18),(7,24)][DMG 1d4+8=11,9]

Unable to defelct again this turn, she takes the full brunt of the attacks taking 20 slashing damage and is down to 4HP.

Nezzer casts remote animate dead.

[Meanwhile back with Yulya the stingy...]

The mage's corpse stands shakily, now in a reptilian form, and shambles with a dash towards Yulya as a zombie.



[Make your moves]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on April 06, 2026, 02:12:40 pm »
The agreement was, you need to keep 1 ki point in reserve to use the redirects.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on April 06, 2026, 09:30:54 am »
Muh, no fun allowed again.
But Tamamo's right, the guy will probably get out of this unharmed if I collapse the room. I'm not worried about myself because I can just ooze out of any crevices.
Btw, what happens if we take too long? Mormesk kills us all and the game ends?

[You have 3 redirects per rest regardless of ki unless you have 0 ki then they stop.]
Yes, but then I'm correct, right? I can use one last Ki point this turn, and still have 2 redirects left. After I use them, I can use my last Ki point without penalties.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on April 06, 2026, 06:21:30 am »
Oh no, lunar flyby will also start at 3 am here and go to 9 am. Maybe I can see a bit in the morning. The closest approach will be at 7 am
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