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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on November 29, 2025, 05:37:33 pm »Unable to move Yulya tries to glance over at Ashley as the zombie ghoul slowly approaches...
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on November 29, 2025, 05:35:19 pm »oh jeez you fell on top of each other?
and wtf is that zombie ghoul made of? it took 99 dmg and still unlives. is that a fucking dragon?
i also dont get what happened to magic missile tbh. is that a combined spell?
i hope Ashley comes to Yulyas rescue and doesnt gtfo when the zombie approaches lol
and wtf is that zombie ghoul made of? it took 99 dmg and still unlives. is that a fucking dragon?
i also dont get what happened to magic missile tbh. is that a combined spell?
[Luck 1d20=17, Magnitude 1d20=13][WIS vs DC15 1d20+5=(14,13,23,11,20)][DMG 3d12=18 necrotic][Why she refuses to use the Goblin staff I'll never know.]1000% my fault. Yulya reminded me of this but it somehow didnt make it into the post. also my fault for thinking the fuckers wouldnt have ranged attacks dang...
i hope Ashley comes to Yulyas rescue and doesnt gtfo when the zombie approaches lol
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on November 29, 2025, 04:47:44 pm »With tupper in dream it's not bad.
Been a while since I was in a dream together with host, lately we mostly switch. Very confusing.
Been a while since I was in a dream together with host, lately we mostly switch. Very confusing.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on November 29, 2025, 04:43:54 pm »You got one missed attack with the spear and one missed with the first unarmed, a bonus attack with the second unarmed hit and hand of harm (1d6) damage was applied. There was a typo but I corrected it.
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« Last post by Alice on November 29, 2025, 03:19:34 pm »What a show! I should have read about the reaction thing, I thought slow fall was an auto feature.
But can you break down the attacks for an idiot like me?
I was supposed to attack the ghoul with my spear 2-handed, and twice with Flurry of Blows (2 unarmed strikes) followed by the additional Necrotic dmg of Hand of Harm. So that's 3 attacks and 4 dmg rolls. Am I blind? I only see 2 attacks and 2 dmg rolls.
And what happened to Yulya's Magic Missiles? I only see Toll the Dead?
But can you break down the attacks for an idiot like me?
I was supposed to attack the ghoul with my spear 2-handed, and twice with Flurry of Blows (2 unarmed strikes) followed by the additional Necrotic dmg of Hand of Harm. So that's 3 attacks and 4 dmg rolls. Am I blind? I only see 2 attacks and 2 dmg rolls.
And what happened to Yulya's Magic Missiles? I only see Toll the Dead?
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Joy on November 29, 2025, 07:21:39 am »Had a dumb dream, was bike riding as I used to do, far from home, near dusk yet the sun was pretty high in the sky still maybe 1600 and sunset at 1700. Looking for a store to buy something to eat before riding home, now I'd need a headlamp too, my bike had no lights. Then I get separated from my bike, lost it. Walking around this parking lot, lost, and end up on a huge yacht with Autumn, somehow it's my a-hole brother's yacht, it's so big it has an elevator. They're at sea. He says he can't help me find my bike from here, he agrees to let me off, he beaches the thing.
Autumn with me as his son, like a 11-yr old boy, takes me to the elevator to get to a lower part of the ship to jump to shore.
I see a mirror making me look super thin, way too thin, it's a mirror made to make the viewer look slim. I say it's cheating.
Then I woke up, thankfully. Cool to have Autumn there, saying nothing but there, but the dream was stupid.
Autumn with me as his son, like a 11-yr old boy, takes me to the elevator to get to a lower part of the ship to jump to shore.
I see a mirror making me look super thin, way too thin, it's a mirror made to make the viewer look slim. I say it's cheating.
Then I woke up, thankfully. Cool to have Autumn there, saying nothing but there, but the dream was stupid.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on November 28, 2025, 07:52:25 pm »[Round 1 Continues]
Cat attempts a Mario then attacks with her claws with Rage.
[4 THP added]
[DEX vs DC15 1d20+4z,+0c,+3a =11z,3c][DMG 1d6+1d6/2=5 divided evenly, Ghoul takes 2 damage, Cat takes 2 damage bludgeoning but resists half due to rage for 1 damage both end up prone]
[HIT from prone, prone vs DC16 1d20+2+5=24,CR][DMG 1d6+5+2+(1d6+5+2)x2=13+16=29]
Cat's attack strikes true causing a wound on the zombie's abdomen and exhaustion 1 due to the critical hit. The zombie will have a harder time getting out of a grapple as a result.
Alice follows with a series of attacks.
[Note: Beginning at 4th level, you can use your reaction when you fall to reduce any falling damage you take by an amount equal to five times your monk level.]
[DEX vs DC15 1d20+3a = 13a][DMG 1d6+1d6/2=8 divided evenly, Alice lands [1d2=1] on Cat 1d6+1d6/2=8 Alice resisted, Cat takes 2 damage from Alice after her resistance, she is also prone.]
[HIT from prone, prone vs DC16 1d20+2+3=7,14,24][DMG 1d6+3+1d6=8][There is no flanking or advantage if you are also prone and furthermore on top of Cat.]
Nixie pounces in an attempt to grapple the Zombie Ghoul3.
[HIT CLAW vs AC16 1d20+5=(14,17), GRAPPLE(D) vs DC13 1d20+1-2=(16,2), HIT BITE vs AC16 1d20+5=(15,15) CON vs DC15 1d20+3=CM,18][DMG 1d6+3+2+1d6+3=12]
Nixie grapples the ghoul, slashes and bites him for a total of 12 damage.
Zombie 1 approaches the dogpile and casts Ray of Enfeeblement on Cat.
[CON vs DC17 1d20+3=13]
Cat feel a weight upon her shoulders, causing her to feel weaker in terms of the damage she can affect on her targets until the spell ends.
[Cat will automatically re-roll her constitution savig throw at the start of her turn for the next 10 turns to end the spell. Her damage is halved, this does not affect her HIT.]
Zombie 3 cannot cast due to grappling, so he attempts to get out of the grapple.
[GRAPPLE(D) vs DC13 1d20+1-2=(5,11)]
He fails to get Nixie off him so he attacks Nixie with two clawed, unarmed strikes.
[HIT[D] vs AC12 1d20+9,+5=(CM,11),(18,11)]
Zombie 3's attacks could not penetrate Nixie's hide.
Cat's Sentinal feat is triggered, allowing her to attack Zombie 3 with her sword.
[HIT vs DC16 1d20+2+5+1=CR][(2d6+5+1+2Rage+1Honed)x2=30]
The blow causes the ghoul zombie much distress.
Yulya casts Bless, uses two charges of her wand of magic missile, then uses her ring of quick casting to cast Toll of the Dead boosted to lvl2 and using her refilled focus for a total illegal level of 3&3/4.
[Luck 1d20=17, Magnitude 1d20=13][WIS vs DC15 1d20+5=(14,13,23,11,20)][DMG 3d12=18 necrotic][Why she refuses to use the Goblin staff I'll never know.]
A ghostly bell appears above the Zombie, ringing a nearly deafening tone. The zombie's flesh rots as he feels the effect of the spell.
The focus triggers just as expected and she gets away with a well focused necrotic blast on the zombie; yet, after all that the zombie contiues to unlive, if just barely!
Zombie 2 approaches the source of the bell. Shambling for an extra 5ft, he's taking the stairs. He casts a boosted version of Daze on Yulya!
[WILL(A) vs DC19 1d20+9=(CM,18)]
Yulya critically fails her save vs boosted Daze and takes [2d6=9] mental damage and is stunned for one turn and may not act next turn.
[WIS(A) vs DC10 1d20+5=(17,18)]
Yulya, even stunned, did not lose her concentration on Bless.
[Make your moves except Yulya, she is stunned for one turn, interaction required]
Cat attempts a Mario then attacks with her claws with Rage.
[4 THP added]
[DEX vs DC15 1d20+4z,+0c,+3a =11z,3c][DMG 1d6+1d6/2=5 divided evenly, Ghoul takes 2 damage, Cat takes 2 damage bludgeoning but resists half due to rage for 1 damage both end up prone]
[HIT from prone, prone vs DC16 1d20+2+5=24,CR][DMG 1d6+5+2+(1d6+5+2)x2=13+16=29]
Cat's attack strikes true causing a wound on the zombie's abdomen and exhaustion 1 due to the critical hit. The zombie will have a harder time getting out of a grapple as a result.
Alice follows with a series of attacks.
Alice runs after Cat and also jumps down. While Cat flanks, and still in free fall, she's attacking the ghoul with her spear 2-handed followed by Flurry of Blows for 1 Ki point + Hand of Harm for a 2nd Ki point.
[Note: Beginning at 4th level, you can use your reaction when you fall to reduce any falling damage you take by an amount equal to five times your monk level.]
[DEX vs DC15 1d20+3a = 13a][DMG 1d6+1d6/2=8 divided evenly, Alice lands [1d2=1] on Cat 1d6+1d6/2=8 Alice resisted, Cat takes 2 damage from Alice after her resistance, she is also prone.]
[HIT from prone, prone vs DC16 1d20+2+3=7,14,24][DMG 1d6+3+1d6=8][There is no flanking or advantage if you are also prone and furthermore on top of Cat.]
Nixie pounces in an attempt to grapple the Zombie Ghoul3.
[HIT CLAW vs AC16 1d20+5=(14,17), GRAPPLE(D) vs DC13 1d20+1-2=(16,2), HIT BITE vs AC16 1d20+5=(15,15) CON vs DC15 1d20+3=CM,18][DMG 1d6+3+2+1d6+3=12]
Nixie grapples the ghoul, slashes and bites him for a total of 12 damage.
Zombie 1 approaches the dogpile and casts Ray of Enfeeblement on Cat.
[CON vs DC17 1d20+3=13]
Cat feel a weight upon her shoulders, causing her to feel weaker in terms of the damage she can affect on her targets until the spell ends.
[Cat will automatically re-roll her constitution savig throw at the start of her turn for the next 10 turns to end the spell. Her damage is halved, this does not affect her HIT.]
Zombie 3 cannot cast due to grappling, so he attempts to get out of the grapple.
[GRAPPLE(D) vs DC13 1d20+1-2=(5,11)]
He fails to get Nixie off him so he attacks Nixie with two clawed, unarmed strikes.
[HIT[D] vs AC12 1d20+9,+5=(CM,11),(18,11)]
Zombie 3's attacks could not penetrate Nixie's hide.
Cat's Sentinal feat is triggered, allowing her to attack Zombie 3 with her sword.
[HIT vs DC16 1d20+2+5+1=CR][(2d6+5+1+2Rage+1Honed)x2=30]
The blow causes the ghoul zombie much distress.
Yulya casts Bless, uses two charges of her wand of magic missile, then uses her ring of quick casting to cast Toll of the Dead boosted to lvl2 and using her refilled focus for a total illegal level of 3&3/4.
[Luck 1d20=17, Magnitude 1d20=13][WIS vs DC15 1d20+5=(14,13,23,11,20)][DMG 3d12=18 necrotic][Why she refuses to use the Goblin staff I'll never know.]
A ghostly bell appears above the Zombie, ringing a nearly deafening tone. The zombie's flesh rots as he feels the effect of the spell.
The focus triggers just as expected and she gets away with a well focused necrotic blast on the zombie; yet, after all that the zombie contiues to unlive, if just barely!
Zombie 2 approaches the source of the bell. Shambling for an extra 5ft, he's taking the stairs. He casts a boosted version of Daze on Yulya!
[WILL(A) vs DC19 1d20+9=(CM,18)]
Yulya critically fails her save vs boosted Daze and takes [2d6=9] mental damage and is stunned for one turn and may not act next turn.
[WIS(A) vs DC10 1d20+5=(17,18)]
Yulya, even stunned, did not lose her concentration on Bless.
[Make your moves except Yulya, she is stunned for one turn, interaction required]
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« Last post by Alice on November 28, 2025, 06:04:56 pm »All your imageboards are belong to Alice
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on November 28, 2025, 03:31:02 pm »It's fine, even the Bera system can take a day off once.
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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« Last post by Alice on November 28, 2025, 03:27:08 pm »Host was never fat. Always ridiculously stable. Same weight as 20 years ago. I sort of question the huge body fat drop between early 2023 and late 24 as they switched to a different scanner. Either the old values were an over- or the new ones are an underestimate. But this should be relatively accurate. At least more than those impedance scales.
Today was a good day, Friday afternoon, barely any people. We were totally alone for about an hour so good air for a change! I'm still amazed, we did dumbbell push workout on Mon and Wed for 2.5h each, absolutely no soreness.
Today was a good day, Friday afternoon, barely any people. We were totally alone for about an hour so good air for a change! I'm still amazed, we did dumbbell push workout on Mon and Wed for 2.5h each, absolutely no soreness.