It's bullshit!

Fucking air is so fattening and shit

in america even the air is fat

Alice takes a look at the blocked tunnel again, beams crossing the tunnel seem impassible for anything larger than a housecat or a pseudopod suspended in space, the beams are placed in a strange manner and as Yulya takes a closer look, the walls have been reinforced in all areas except here, large rocks teeter on a hair trigger, this is a large trap, possibly meant to take out a bulette. It is unclear just how much of the area will become impassable rubble if anyone dares go that way. She can just make out a dim light in the passages on the other side.

Alice smirks.
Obvious trap is obvious!

To the Northwest, Alice sees an elevator shaft of older construction, clearly not the same elevator they used. In this case at least, this is the bottom level. The elevator is down but inspecting it further you notice the heavy chains have broken along with one of the main pullies, now off it's shaft and threatening to fall onto the elevator platform, remarkably resembling another trap. The chains dangling on either side of the pully seem to be the only thing keeping it from falling, something large enough to brush against them would have a multi-ton pulley fall on it. Whatever or whoever damaged them may have left them teetering here by accident, or as another trap.

Hmm, another obvious trap. I wonder where that elevator goes, but I doubt we can repair it!



Alice sneaks N across the tracks in darkness and continues eastwards against the Northern tunnel wall. She takes a peek into the tunnel leading North.

I'm not sure if I will even eat today. Fucking air is so fattening and shit, god damn sun always giving me unwanted energy. That's harassment! I got the heavy water or something because I literally eat 1200 calories a day and the weight is just stable. I'm 6'4" 205 lbs, bestie is less than 100 for sure, maybe less than 80 and she eats more than me in one meal and she gets three.

Someone at work had a portable heart monitor and he showed me his ekg, so I tried it, flatline, not even a pulse.

It was working because when I touched my thumbs together it freaked out just like him but it couldn't pick up.life. the machine said data unreadable.

I might be a vampire. I should just stick to drinking blood, and stop all this carb nonsense.