lol i wonder where this is going. Yulya isnt overly optimistic (who would have thought) and thinks cat and her have no chance aginst Nezzer. everyones almost dead only Alice has that badger stunt ring.

More D&D nonsense, this time in tabletop game form.:

I was watching the vlog of a grey-mouse girl that lived in an attic apartment with cats. I have never watched a vlog or any influencers in my entire life. Unfortunately I forgot what was going on a the beginning, but she was playing D&D with figurines on a table. There was a close-up of the figurines next to a D6 dice. They were the same size as dice and only consisted of equally cubic heads. The enemies were WH40k - like tin figurines of goblins. All on a white table cloth without further accessories.
The dream warped and now I was sitting in a posh Victorian-era version of my living room. Much larger, dark furniture, lots of house plants like man-sized palm trees. Not too far off from the real deal actually. I was sitting at the same table, but wasn't a player. On the table was a glass vase with 2 plants inside. A Ricinus and a branch of Ficus lyrata.





The grey mouse influencer girl narrates from the off, now oddly in German while everything was English before. And now, things go South...
"The adventurers are facing a giant dick with 1 billion HP"
This is literally what she said. This evil is represented by the Ricinus plant. They must make it onto the Ficus which represents the forces of Good. There is only one player sitting next to me. A young man in his 20s who vaguely looks like one or several random dudes I would see at university while studying. Has a beard, looks leftist. The DM is sitting a bit offside on the stairs leading to the upper floor. Yep, it's my living room. The player points at the Ricinus and asks the DM if he can sniff it. The DM is ok with it. The player rips off one large Ricinus leaf and starts chewing on it. It must taste awful, at least that's what his face says. He keeps talking nonsense and begins tripping hard. I watch with slight amusement how he almost has to puke and ask him if he knows that this is Ricinus and that even the leaves are quite poisonous and severely allergenic. Player says yeah, he knows. I laugh and look at the DM, saying all is going according to his script (Alice's obsession is haunting me even in dreams). Nervous laughter from the DM who now considers whether he should call an ambulance.

That's when I woke up. Very realistic and entertaining, the room was great. But the giant dick with 1 billion HP would not have been necessary...

Alice, I just need some clarification on your move, so if I understand it *correctly* you'll use your monk magic, and use your last ki point to grapple, topple, punch and enhance flurry blow 5 finger heart stop, thereby gaining advantage on the Bugbear while giving him disadvantage and forcing him to deal with you so he doesn't just run over and kill M3gan panther, correct?

A simple yes or okay will do.

simple yes or okay

I'm running out of reaction images for Cat missing here!
But sure thing, if Yulya can detect him, Cat will attack Nezzner! I hope you still have healing magic left. Most important is that Yulya doesn't go down!