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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Τamamo on July 01, 2025, 05:04:53 AM »
That's fine, hope you're doing well!
I was afraid you were waiting for Cat's move, she will stay where she is. Good idea from Kashtan, that could have ended badly!
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« Last post by Wofl on July 01, 2025, 02:08:42 AM »
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Wofl on June 30, 2025, 08:49:19 PM »
Bear had a doctor appointment follow up and that sapped 2 hours, so there will likely be a brief pause until tomorrow
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Joy the DM]
« Last post by Wofl on June 30, 2025, 03:10:00 PM »
The troll's name is Harvey Epstein. He was found on an island with a lot of yoing aspiring actresses *and actors.*

The changes are fine, I didn't read them yet.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on June 30, 2025, 02:54:05 PM »
Hey, you're right!
Good thinking!

I hope Joy agrees to our changes but the move wasn't made yet. So I will revise my position to the one you suggested. That should keep the troll within 20ft of me. I hope he doesn't step on me. And that Ashley's alright. The crossbowman shouldn't be able to see and shoot her behind the trees. If she's heard, thats' fine! We want the troll to go there. Even better if he thinks he's smart and tries to cut off Yulya and Ashley's escape route to the west.
Go West, Mr. Troll, Go West!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M

Does he have a name? He's the bandits' friend! He needs a name!
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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams. [Bear]
« Last post by Wofl on June 30, 2025, 12:17:49 PM »
I dreampt I was going in for a 7 hour surgery and I was dead tired. There was a doctor and someone else, a gay male nurse? He had this huge chemistry thermometer and said, "I want to be the one who checks the temperature."

It gets crazier.

I say, "I need to go to the bathroom" they look at me strange and then say go.

This hospital has no normal bathrooms, I find a geriatric ward and the room has rows of padded toilets with dirty pads, I pull the pad off, it's in front of everyone, there's another pad with poop on it, and another and another, dozens, so many I can't even find where the water hole is. I give up and ask a lady, she tells me to go ask Joan and Anna. I go into another room, an office of women, "I'm looking for Joan or Anna about a bathroom?"

"I'm Joan," the lady says, "but I don't know where any bathrooms are, Anna is over there."

Anna looks at me and behind her is a door without a handle, just a deadbolt. She opens it with a key and there's a toilet but it's too close to the door to sit on it and shut the door.

I pass, and look for another. I find another room with a swivel toilet right out in the open and an older woman asks me what I'm doing.

I say, "I'm about to go into a 7 hour surgery and the geriatric ward toilets didn't work. I start crying but I'm not sad."

She says, "oh I know you're worried about people targeting those going to surgery" (she's talking about the radical left as if having surgery is so privileged that they need to stop all surgeries.)

I say no, "I'm just worried about people". I have no idea why I said that.

She asks, "people in general?"

Then I wake up and realized I meant I was worried about surgery.

Idk wtf

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on June 30, 2025, 11:43:31 AM »
ok guyse this doesnt work!
we gotta revise our movements or things will end in carnage. and not the good kind of one.

see pic related



Yulya and especially Ashley gotta move west so the troll doesnt go further east where the red X is.
its irrelevant if the troll notices you he can smell you in any case. important is that Alice and Cat stay hidden.
Cat has 60/2=30 movement through difficult terrain with feline agilty this turn. shes not the problem and can get the troll.
Alice only has 40/2=20 movement bc she will needs the rest for flurry of blows. she needs to go further east. only where i put her can she reach the troll even if he goes northeast which we wanna avoid. bandit could shoot her if she goes through the leafless tree but better than nothing.

so Ashleys gotta dash we told her to move more west before. risky but the only way. she doesnt need to do anything else this turn. next turn summon nixie and have her attack with all of us. i have changed Yulyas post to move her west
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Wofl on June 29, 2025, 08:05:45 PM »
[Ashley requests a pause to discuss exactly how she should act and how the attack will involve her and her summons. Please see the other thread.]
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Joy the DM]
« Last post by Wofl on June 29, 2025, 07:59:27 PM »
The wasps, as I described, are pushed 50ft south by the wind regardless of what direction they go. They would have to fly directly against the wind to stay North, and thus wouldn't travel West at all. The best you can get is the hypotenuse of a triangle West.

[Ashley] I get vague directions like "spam wasps" and "get out of there" I have nowhere to go, Joy said if I try to walk through a tree I will be spotted. So tell me what to do, I'll wait.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on June 29, 2025, 06:08:52 PM »
Yeah indeed! She should have gone to Yulya! If she drags the troll further east I'm mad. And what's with the wasps? Is the troll a wasp magnet or what?  Summon them as far NW as possible along the edge of the map! We gotta find the beastmaster!
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