Just do it.

Cats are the secret rulers of the world. Seriously. Our governments are influenced by banks and such, which are controlled on a multinational level by a conspiracy headed by reptilians. But that's no secret, anyone with their eyes open knows that. The shocking news is that the reptilians are actually puppets for our cat overlords who rule from aboard the International Space Station. You think that's purely science? Guess again, sheeple. You're being controlled by mind-control rays beamed down from the ISS and sister networks of satellites to your cat's tail-antennas, who then influence you via hypnotic suggestion in their cat noises. This is no joke; this is very real. Cats are evil.

Cats are cute.

This is the one my family now calls "Lacey cat". Not sure why we add Cat, or often Kitty to the end of her name, but she's cute and stuff. Haha, she managed to get outside during a storm yesterday. Came running right back to the door once thunder sounded.

Cats are cute.

Once my cat managed to get outside on his own too. Luckily I wasn't living where I live now as I probably would have never seen him again, but back then I was living with other people who didn't seem to realize "keep the goddamn door closed" meant... Keep the goddamn door closed unless you're planning on following the cat. My cat's pretty timid, but he is so curious so an open door and yeah, sooner or later he's gone. Was pretty worried there as there still were plenty of cars around and I have already lost cats, but luckily he came back in an hour. All wet and quiet and scared. Didn't want to go outside for a while after that, I usually take him for walks and he enjoys that but welp, he rather stayed inside after that. For a while.

Okay so my cat's neutered okay. You should get your cat fixed if you're not planning on breeding them anyways okay, it will make your and the cat's life easier. Okay. Okay so anyways, obviously he was under anesthesia after that when I brought him home and with the fast metabolism that cats have, they're bound to have an accident. That's not a surprise. So obviously at some point he pissed himself and later on as he started to wake up properly, he would start wandering around. Never got too far because he would always fall back asleep after a couple of steps so I got my piss-soaked cat a less piss-soaked place to sleep in, some nice warm and soft place. I left him there for a while on his own while I went to get me something to drink and then I come back. And man, what do I see. Cat's somehow made his way on my chair and I have no idea how he did that, seeing that it would kinda require jumping and everything and he was so drugged even walking seemed difficult. Welp, there he was. What else could I do except to take the piss-soaked cat and let him sleep on my lap. He seemed to prefer that. Wasn't all that comfortable to me, though, but he was cute.

How do you kill something that's already dead though?

???????

Figured it'd be worth mentioning that Lacey wound up being a boy.

This is the second time this has happened to us :l

Imean, I'm not keen to check out a cat's junk either which way, so I had no way to really confirm nor deny, but to my understanding, someone checked a week or two ago and was like "oh".

Cause apparently it wasn't obvious enough when he was teensier. Or something.


Just figured I'd mention cause why not, still check this place every couple days anyway. Not that I'm coming back you bunch of RP'ing attention whore faggots ;-;

(Mfw still actually pays Tupper attention every so often because I'm a weak-willed bastard)

Well it's really hard to properly check a cat's gender when they're very young. And in your case, you got the cat when he was pretty young. I'll also go ahead and assume that who gave the cat had never taken the kittens to a vet, which is kinda bad.

I guess you learn to see it at some point when you look at enough kittens, females have their peeholes very close to the anus while males have a bigger gap. Shape's also different, as females have a slit while males got more of a rounder hole. Kinda like humans, eh.