CATASTROPHIC

Today I wasn't allowed to get up because cat was like mreow mrow mraw and I petted him and he purred.

I meant to post this picture when you said that but forgot

Cat was stung by a wasp.
Now all flying insects are considered dangerous and hissed at. Even flies.

Cat is fine.
Has been stung before because we just have to hunt everything that moves.



And so I am proud to report that cat has maimed yet another crow and dragged it into the living room. Well at least that's how I see the story. Didn't witness the incident but unless the crow came in through the pet door, spontaneously lost most of its feathers and died I see no other plausible explanation than to blame it on the cat.

I think it's a good time to make a list of all animals cat has ever encountered:

killed
various species of mice
rat
vole
shrew
bat
swift
wren
sparrow
goldfinch
chaffinch
robin
starling
crow
pidgeon
lizard
toad
dragonfly
various species of butterflies and moths
bumblebee
wasp
various species of spiders

chased away
human
dog
cat
marten

ignored
hedgehog
hare

chased by
human
dog
cat
blackbird
wasp

I'm not making this stuff up, cat is old and has probably killed a lot more during her life but that's what I remember.

We even have bigger critters here on the outskirts of Munich like badgers, foxes, wild boars and even wolves
though I've never seen one in contrast to the others that are quite abundant
But I dunno how cat interacts with them. At least none were dragged in through the cat door until now. But one can always dream, eh?

Cat just came in through the window carrying a mouse and proceeded to eat it on the carpet.
Threw both out.

Such mighty predators, wow. Watch out so you don't become their next meal.

Yes, you should reward cat.

Who are you talking to?



Cat is happy I have returned from my journey and is purring a lot. Neighbors say she was looking very sad while I was gone. And I think they overfed her, cat has become noticably rounder.