Chat Thread

[Enny]

Your mom is predictable, Fede

But seriously, what's predictable? That something so dumb gets me monitored for four months to a year, cause God bless America, or that I'm the one getting it cause screw me? And I'm a total dumb-head?

Okay, now I'm out of that school. Time to get insta rich and famous because fuck adults what do they know amirite? I'll totally just win the lottery or something.

Or just work and sit on what money I can until I'm dead

[MegaBusta]

Lern2 invest

[Enny]

k

[Sands]

Invest in tupperware.

[Enny]

Invest in tupperware.

Noted


Took the test the lets the college know whether or not I'm eligible for adult classes today, blew it out of the water (12.9 out of 12.9). They're probably lulling me into a false sense of security with all this 5th grade bullshit, though. 16 hours minimum of attending before I can take the GED, then whatever the heck I please until I'm eighteen, I guess.

The guy also said that taking this class at the college I am, grants eligibility for two years half-off at that same college, for an associate's. And this is with grants. That means 50% more money than the rest of the students for me when I don't spend all of it.

Geez, who would have thought going to court and dropping out like this would have made the future look better than it already was?

10/10, gg, pls re

[Sands]

But did you hire Phoenix Wright?

[MegaBusta]

I must admin:  I jelly.

[Enny]

But did you hire Phoenix Wright?

It was brought to my attention when I asked for him to defend me that he's a video game character and therefore invalid in the court of law. Fukn America, eh?

I must admin:  I jelly.

I think we all aspire to admin there. 'I jelly' is where all of the cool kids are hanging out these days.


Day one of adult classes today. Eh. Also, probably not gonna take advantage of that discounted college. Not sure I'll really be able to afford to give people money to drive me out there, as well as work and try to purchase a vehicle or whatever. Plus I fucking hate learning so yeah

Maybe in the next life, if there be one

[Sands]

What if you will be Phoenix Wright in next life and change da law of da murka so you can become the best defense attorney?

[Enny]

Parents are out of town for the next five days, have the house to myself. What do I do. Have a cheap keyboard, vidya games, mobile internet, and more enough food to kill myself with if I wanted to.

I can already feel the weight gain

[Enny]

Okay.

I'll try that, thanks

[Sands]

Force more.

[Enny]

Force more.

Ew, maybe when I'm on my deathbed.

It's mostly been peeing with the door open and listening to music at deafening volumes so far. Starting tomorrow I'm gonna start my "Become Jordan Rudess" piano binge. Can almost name all of those damn notes without thinking about it.

[Sands]

Maybe you should force more, though.

[Enny]

Maybe you should force more, though.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ever since I said I was gonna try again, I've had zero urge to try. And it hasn't changed yet, like it normally does. A consistent zero across the board, and absolutely no guilt! And it's been well over a month, I think! It's been pretty nice, actually, I'm not all stressy about something so menial anymore. Maybe in a year or two, when I'm not living here, idunno. As it stands I just post sometimes cuz i luv u



AlsoFedeandallthosepeoplethatsumtuppersupaseffectivelyhighfunctioningimaginaryfriendsareprobablyrightandIalreadyhaveenoughofthose.