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MegaBusta

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« Reply #225 on: November 27, 2014, 02:39:02 AM »
Bretty alright.

It's not expensive and we can enjoy it together so why not?

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« Reply #226 on: November 27, 2014, 07:54:41 AM »
What if they tell you that you can't play?

MegaBusta

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« Reply #227 on: November 27, 2014, 12:54:45 PM »
I'll just have to show em' who's the boss of this gym.

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« Reply #228 on: November 27, 2014, 01:06:19 PM »
Buy junk food so tupper can make the body fat.

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« Reply #229 on: November 27, 2014, 04:46:20 PM »
Implying tupper won't buy the junk food with your money on their own after they take over and then make the body fat and force you to live in it.

MegaBusta

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« Reply #230 on: November 27, 2014, 05:56:13 PM »
What if I'm already fat?

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« Reply #231 on: November 27, 2014, 07:45:52 PM »
Enjoy being even fatter.

MegaBusta

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« Reply #232 on: November 28, 2014, 01:41:09 PM »
;-;

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« Reply #233 on: November 28, 2014, 01:43:16 PM »
Yeah, fatty. Waddle along.

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« Reply #234 on: February 21, 2015, 12:20:52 PM »
This thread is too dead.

So anyway, had this dream, which had an important lesson. I don't know why, but there were people I kept calling Sands and Mega(Or maybe it was Waffles for some reason?). Maybe you were there, Fede. Anyway, there was this asshole we kept shooting, but he just refused to die, probably Fede, but we're scattered throughout this building, and can't get enough damage in. Also, he has a health bar for some reason, and it's constantly going up at a bit more than the rate one of us can damage him.

So eventually the three of us lose him, and make some plan in this room. We're all supposed to hunt him down and concentrate fire as much as possible, or something equally obvious. We leave the room, we're sneaking around, trying to get a drop on him, and realize Mega/Waffles isn't following us, so we go back to the room, only to find him slowly dressing up as a lady of the night. He has some defense for this, but we just laugh at him, and then maybe-Fede busts in with his large, and intimidating frame (So likely the polar opposite of real Fede), and Sands and Megawaffles jump out of this hole in the room, which  outside, but it's a few stories up, so I guess you just thought suicide was better than facing Fede's roid-rage.

I also decide on this, so I jump, and this guy doesn't follow. I hit the ground without dying, probably because I suddenly entered some distant third-person perspective and wasn't experiencing that falling bs, and Fede seems like he's gonna stay, but then jumps down after a minute or so, so I start climbing back up the building or something.

And then to rescue, Sands and co. drive in with their vintage red pickup-truck, and fucking paste him. Like, Fede chunks everywhere. And then we drive off and do something else with light-hearts, and smiles on our faces, I can't remember.


So the important lesson  of the story is basically that if Sands and Mega/Waffles will buy a large vehicle, and wreck the shit out of Fede with it, we'll all probably be happier, and go get ice cream or something.

MegaBusta

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« Reply #235 on: February 21, 2015, 01:30:52 PM »
Joke's on you I'm already a pretty succubus. 

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« Reply #236 on: February 21, 2015, 03:24:41 PM »
People dream of me, uguu.

So uh, dream thread? Dream thread. I saw a dream where there was this weird kind of powder that reacted in a funny way when you poured water on it, it would like expand and become bubbly-ish or something I dunno. Dreams. Anyways, there was a bunch of people with me playing around with that stuff because it was so exciting and dream people are stupid. For some reason we were doing that at an indoor pool, which probably was a stupid fucking idea because then all that water and powder reacted in a way that caused the stuff to explode. It was apparently pretty hot or something because people were screaming that it burned and that it was in their eyes but I managed to not get hit by that stuff. It was still building up behind us as we started to run away warning everyone that EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BLOW UP and then someone called me and woke me up before I even managed to get outside. Lame. But that's an action dream for you.

MegaBusta

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« Reply #237 on: February 25, 2015, 02:23:55 AM »
Been having a fair amount of lewd dreams recently.

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« Reply #238 on: February 25, 2015, 03:26:44 AM »
How are those working out for ya? Always go as well as dreams where I can't move past a slow walk, and the ones where I'm losing teeth, for me. Which is to say not good.

MegaBusta

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« Reply #239 on: February 25, 2015, 04:08:56 AM »
9/10, decent faps to get rid of morning wood with.