Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread

[Joy]

It wasn't minced for one. Other than that I don't know off the top of my head.

[Joy]

A Bear can't trust anyone, the fucktards at the dealer tried to sell me $2200 in adapter fuck shit for a pump I got from another dealer for $600.

Asshole car has new injectors and high pressure fuel pump, started easily, no rough idle, no gas smell, seems ok, no engine lights.

Fucker better run for more than 100 miles before the next drama, bitch.

[Kashtan]

asian cars are the way to go. i think you showed that toyota has the least problems. or some romanian dacia. at least no useless shit and cheap to repair. the parts are renault. no diea if thatss an option for us though. a lot of people drive them here.

[Joy]

My other car is Asian, never had a problem. My next car will be a 2019 4runner

[Joy]

I cleaned the contacts on the coil and used some tune-up grease and it started and ran fine. I checked voltages and they seemed to show low voltage at the coil which is why I cleaned the contacts. 9V is ok, 6V is minimum, 12V is maximum. It was at 6V. So afterwards it was at 9V and we're good. When the Alternator kicks in, you see 11.5V so no problem now.

The truck is very old, old enough for contacts to rust. Still going though, I constantly get people coming up and asking to buy it. The thing is older than me and worth way more than what I could sell it for. Newer trucks are literally junk.

[Alice]

It's awesome to fix old stuff that has history. But it requires a lot of work, time and money

[Joy]

Naa

[Joy]

Yesterday sucked, lots of stress, I just wanted to return my unused fence crap because I completed the fence and had left over shit. Take the truck of course, it's working and again since I'm retarded, I thought I ran out of gas in my driveway and spent half an hour transferring  fuel from a can and the fucker wouldn't start then I realized I didn't turn the fuel valve on again bc retarded. -.-

Next, load up the truck with shit that's not supposed to get wet and it starts raining. Global Climate change for me here means on-shore flow through July, so less sunny days and then monsoonal southern moisture all fucking August and September which means occasional rain, sometimes significant, which if you look at the averages that's unheard of this time of year, never ever ever happens in history except the last 5-10 years, then every fucking year which is fine except it's happening multiple times a month now in August and September and so I'm trying to do shit, expecting IT NEVER EVER EVER EVER RAINS between May and October like redoing my roof and it's fucking raining in June, July, August, September fuck you.

So I have to unload the truck again, now this is an hour and a half wasted and I load up the krautmobile with construction materials and have to do two trips, needed gas anyway, it's ok.

But the fucking store can't hire anyone besides downies so they can't figure out how to return things even though that's what they're doing all day and give store credit only when it's obviously on the receipt but they can't figure out how to match what I'm returning with what I bought. Fucking scam.

Next I forget to get gas and then have to go do that, get diarrhea from something I ate so I'm stuck at home in the afternoon. My Amazon package arrives and says delivered 2 but only delivered 1 but used the same picture for both. I try to navigate the website for half an hour, AI is trained on retards so it's also retarded and can't help me. Another scam.



All my 1st world problems getting me down. Exgf tells me for the 4th time and I finally understand that she has cancer and it's not a big deal yet, but they're watching it now, could be benign. I had a lot of that kind, had big like 2lb tumors removed that were "benign". So she might need that.

Anyway the german car is doing well now though I can't get the fucking rose scent out of it, making it forever smell like Grandma. After the new injectors, I had to return the potentially counterfeit ones and the fuckers at FCP Euro with their "no hassle" returns are giving me a damn hassle.

It's turning around today though, I got out of Jury duty, I get a notification that my 2nd package hasn't shipped yet, so Amazon fixed their own shit, and got out of doing bullshit at work. Looking up.

I'll fucking reverse the charges on those assholes at FCP Euro if they don't return shit I didn't even use.

[Alice]

I thought I ran out of gas in my driveway and spent half an hour transferring  fuel from a can and the fucker wouldn't start then I realized I didn't turn the fuel valve on again bc retarded. -.-

This is something I'd more expect of my host than a Bear Genius!

get diarrhea from something I ate

Weak. Host bought minced meat from the bargain bin that already had questionable color and smell. Problems weren't.

Exgf tells me for the 4th time and I finally understand that she has cancer and it's not a big deal yet, but they're watching it now, could be benign. I had a lot of that kind, had big like 2lb tumors removed that were "benign". So she might need that.

Wtf man, right, I forgot about that. You already told us. Still scary. Also I imagine your exgf desperately trying to get the Bear Brain to realize something. I know how tough that is. Then again, I'm not a woman but a monster. I speak in a way that's clear and coherent. Not some 'you should know what I mean even if I don't say it' shit.

I got out of Jury duty

Wait, wait, I haven't heard about that! You were selected for jury duty? Did you have to acquit some nigger or what? That's one of our nightmares to get selected for jury duty. We don't want to deal with other peoples problems.

potentially counterfeit injectors

Didn't hear about this either. They sold you fake car parts? How did you find out? Some of those chink copies are near perfect.

Stress level here - zero.
Luckily all is well atm.

[Joy]

>Chink copies

yep, close but different and garbage, now they are giving me the hassle part of the no-hassle returns.

>Jury duty

It's a regular thing, I got out of it saying I had to "take care of a dependent" which is of course sometimes true because I pick up Bestie sometimes. 2nd time in a row I used that excuse. Jury duty is the "jury of your peers" side of the justice system and they pay you $5 a day to do fuck-all, I can't obviously afford to waste my time in that.

I had to serve once and they settled before we had to make a decision. It was a human trafficking case and the human who was trafficked folded, the American who trafficked him got caught right there in court.

[Joy]

Krautmobile still kickin, bitches ended up not returning the counterfeit injectors. Got $200 paperweights now, not even good ones.

So tell me this, why do I still poop twice a day when I'm only eating once? Stupid

[Alice]

The poop is leaking over from the Negative Plane.

[Joy]

It's decidedly not demonic poop